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JUST MY OPINION

After giving it some thought I’ve come up with a theory on the dichotomy between the races. It goes back to the beginning. The Europeans who came here to settle were from countries with structured governments with laws designed to create a civilized and orderly society. After the dark ages came the Renaissance, the Industrial Revolution, the advance of science, art, and literature. They came to this land to freely worship according to their own beliefs without governmental interference. As the country became populated commerce spread and capitalism prospered. That’s when the problems started.

Africans, brought here by force, sold by their fellow Africans to slave traders, became the manual labor to produce the revenue-generating goods like cotton and tobacco. They came from a primitive continent without schools or what we would consider civilized culture, living the way they had been doing for more than a millennia. When they were brought here the plantation owners would not allow them to become educated. They were bought and paid for and their masters expected them to do as they were told. The democrats are still doing it.

I’ve railed about it ad nauseam, but I truly believe there is an inherent savagery in most of them that can manifest itself at any time. This I believe has to do with genetics and the roots of the world they were plucked from centuries ago. It is the only rationalization I can come up with to explain why blacks aged 15-40 make up less than 3% of the population but commit more than 70% of the violent crime. Lyndon Johnson’s plan of systematic enslavement to the welfare state has doomed an entire class of people to being satisfied with living on whatever the government hands out, making more and more babies they don’t really want to perpetuate the cycle of poverty, too ignorant or lazy to better themselves by making the effort to finish their education and working to make something for themselves rather than whine about being victims of racism. I’ll probably catch hell from somebody about how wrong I am, but that’s just my opinion.

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TUESDAY’S HIT AND RUN

before somebody hits back.
It’s mid-May and the temps won’t get out of the sixties for at least another 10 days or so. Looks like another cold, wet summer. Damn.

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ANOTHER WEEKEND GONE

Hope everyone had a wonderful Mothers Day. From the sounds of it CtH indulged in some sinful pleasures. All I can say is YOU GO,GIRL. I spent Saturday afternoon watching a doubleheader,as RJ Pistol’s team trounced Orange Crush 17-1. In the nightcap,RJ’s big sister’s Vortex team lost a heartbreaker,as the Thunder scored 7 runs in the last inning to win 7-6. They had fun and I was set to wondering why hot dogs just don’t taste right unless there’s a ball game in front of it.
The kids came over yesterday to spend some time with mama, and bring her candy and gifts to show how much they love her. SD took the picture I wanted to scan,snapped a photo of it with her smart phone thingy and sent it to my e-mail. It took some doing,but I got it to load,finally. Miss Olivia was about 2 when this was taken. My only regret is I don’t have much time left to enjoy the precious gifts God has granted me.
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AFTER NOT WATCHING ANY TV ALL WEEKEND,RESEARCHING THE NEWS FOR TODAY WAS REALLY DEPRESSING

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A MOTHER’S DAY SMILE

May all the mothers here have a blessed day. Rather than come up with something schmaltzy, I thought I’d post some cartoons from everybody’s favorite deranged aunty, who reminds me a lot of my late granny, with her sense of humor and her in-your-face attitude.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!

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T MINUS 48 HOURS TILL MOTHER’S DAY

It’s common knowledge that Mother’s Day is the busiest day in the restaurant business. It’s the day dad and the kids take mom out so she gets a day without cooking or doing dishes. DW gets flowers, cards, phone calls, all in appreciation of the sacrifices she makes. It’s a lifelong commitment. It was a labor of love. Now all our daughters have children of their own who are exceptionally well-behaved (according to the kids; the parents have a very different view). I remember my kids would grab my change when I threw it in the dresser and put it in a jar. Then just before Mother’s Day they’d bring me the jar of change and want folding money so they can buy mom a present. So they sucked up to mom, with money they lifted off me. I didn’t care, they were my kids.

Then, when Father’s Day came along, they’d ask me for a couple bucks to buy me a pack of cigarettes. Then they weren’t even my brand. And they smoked half of them on the way home. Here ya go, dad. Call us when the burgers are ready. Then I’d go sit in the garage and sulk until Monday (kidding….we didn’t have a garage!).

We’re having supper tonight with D#1,along with RJ Pistol and his suddenly grown-up sister. The little town they live in has a really good pizza/Italian restaurant. I can’t wait.

GRANDDAUGHTER TAKING SELFIES WITH MOM’S PHONE

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SHE ALSO PLAYS FAST-PITCH SOFTBALL…AND SHE’S GOOD
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RJ IS TRULY AMBIDEXTROUS…HE BATS,THROWS LEFT,WRITES AND EATS RIGHT-HANDED
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I BEG YOUR FOREBEARANCE. IT’S JUST HARD TO ACCEPT YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOW MOTHERS OF YOUNG ADULTS THEMSELVES.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY!!

She does the lion’s share of the work on this blog,posting things every day. They’re always relevant and put together well. She always has answers to techie questions when I get brain cramps and she’s as good a friend as I’ll never meet. I won’t reveal how old she is,she can do that if she chooses. All I know is my life is richer for having known her. Have the most blessed day ever,buddy.

From my daughter’s FB page:



“Look Ma… No brace!” We had an appointment with Tyler’s neurosurgeon this afternoon, & after a few x-rays, we got the news that we were hoping for! His doctor gave the official ok to start weaning out of the neck brace! It will be gradual over the next 6 weeks, & Tyler will get physical therapy to help strengthen his neck muscles. He’s had it on since December, so he’s a little unsure about taking it off, but I think he will adjust quickly. I told him that it’s one more step closer to beating cancer, & another sign that the treatments are working. Feeling very thankful tonight! I want to thank all of you for your continued prayers.My family is blessed with some wonderful supporters.
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A LITTLE INFORMATION, PLEASE

Maybe it’s just because I’m a moron,but maybe somebody can help. I have a 5X7 picture of myself and Miss Olivia when she was about 2 years old that I commented to DW was one of my favorites. At Christmas she had it blown up to 8X10 and framed. I’d like to get a scan of it to upload and use as the background on my FB page. What would I have to do to get this done? Could my neighborhood Walgreens do it? It’s a really good picture and I’d like to post it. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

ON TO TODAY’S BUSINESS
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FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO, MI AMIGOS Y AMIGAS

Note to self: don’t try to post after having burritos for lunch.

I haven’t spent time drinking in a bar since 1984. Back then,mixed drinks were $1.50. Now they’re like $7-8. Who can afford that?
There are a few things I always wanted to say in a bar but never had the nerve (or was drunk enough) to say:

‘What’s a slut like you doing in a nice place like this?’
‘You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.’
‘Don’t worry about me respecting you in the morning, I don’t respect you now.’
‘I’m divorced… but not desperate.’
‘Of course I’m driving home… I’m too drunk to walk.’

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THERE WAS A BIG TO-DO AT THE MET SATURDAY NIGHT HOSTED BY MS. TIGHTASS, ANNA WINTOUR. I WON’T POST ANY PICTURES OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES AND THE DRESSES THEY ALMOST HAVE ON, BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU SARAH JESSICA PALOMINO
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THIS AIN’T PARIS

One of my favorite westerns is Quigley Down Under, set in turn-of-the-century Australia and stars Tom Selleck and Alan Rickman (bad guy from Die Hard.) Selleck plays a Colorado cowboy who traveled cown under for a job. Rickman fancies himself as a gunslinger in the American West. He, along with two cronies, face a showdown with Selleck.

Rickman: “Some people wereare born in the wrong century…I was born on the wrong continent.”
Selleck: “This ain’t Dodge City…and you ain’t Bill Hickok.”
With that, Selleck draws his pistol and guns down all three. (He IS the hero, after all.)

Last year some Jihadis got pissed off about a French satire magazine were printing cartoons of the pedophile they swear allegiance to. With the strict gun control laws in France, the employees at Charlie Hebdo were helpless as the butchers swarmed in and slaughtered twelve innocents.

Fast forward to last night in Garland, Texas.

The attack yesterday took place around 7 p.m. local time at the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas, northeast of Dallas. The occasion was the “Muhammad Art Exhibit and Cartoon Contest,” a sold-out event organized by the American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI), a group founded by activist and “Atlas Shrugs” blogger Pamela Geller, and by Jihad Watch, a website run by Spencer that is affiliated with the David Horowitz Freedom Center, which publishes FrontPage. Geller and Spencer attended the event.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/matthew-vadum/the-anti-cartoon-jihad-comes-to-america/

When I first heard of the attempted attack by two individuals I thought: this ain’t Paris. They have guns in Texas and they can damn sure use them. And they did.
My second thought was that the two attackers were probably negroes who “converted” to Islam as an excuse to commit violence.

Official:  One of Texas Shooting Suspects IDed
One of the suspects in the shooting in Garland, Texas, late Sunday has been identified as Elton Simpson, an Arizona man who was previously the subject of a terror investigation, according to a senior FBI official.

https://gma.yahoo.com/official-one-texas-shooting-suspects-ided-111112719–abc-news-topstories.html

The UK Telegraph was outraged over the massacre in Paris. I’m posting this to show the liberal European mindset:

‘This is a war’: The woman behind anti-Islamic Muhammad cartoon contest and her long history of hatred
Blogger Pamela Geller, 56, president of the American Freedom Defense Initiative, has been highly critical of Islam for years
Geller’s group was behind anti-Islamic ads that began appearing on New York City buses and subway entrances last year
She said Sunday that the shooting showed how ‘needed our event really was’
This is the REAL hatred, folks.
YOU’LL NEVER READ A MORE SNEERING ACCOUNT OF SOMEONE WITH COURAGE


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066882/This-war-Woman-Muhammad-cartoon-contest-targeted-Texas-attack-long-history-anti-Islam-activism-including-controversial-NYC-transit-ads.html#ixzz3ZBTDhTNq


IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG FOR THE LEFT TO LEAP TO THE DEFENSE OF THE ATTEMPTED MURDERERS
I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. Instead of finding fault with the attackers that tried to KILL Pamela Geller for using her freedom of speech, CNN’s Alisyn Camerota calls her a bigot and attacks her on air. Pamela handled it expertly and destroyed every criticism tossed her way.

I NEVER EVEN KNEW CAMEROTA WENT OVER TO THE DARK SIDE. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU.
Pamela Geller Battles CNN Host over Garland Shooting: Why Is Media ‘Targeting’ Us?

THERE WILL BE MUCH MORE ABOUT THIS, BUT IT’S EARLY. STAY TUNED.

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MAYDAY… LET’S PROTEST SOMETHING

Went fishing yesterday. The temp was about 57, felt like 40 on the water. 17MPH wind, choppy water, fish weren’t biting. Spent a day outdoors with my best friend. It was beautiful.

No idea where this is going. Which is normal.

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