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THE STATE OF THE CRUSHED UNION SHOW

There will be nothing unexpected in tonight’s State of the Crushed Union show,to be sure. Mo money,mo money,mo money from them rich white one-percenters so Barry can give away mo free stuff that’s anything but free. Someone,probably Kevin Koffler@White House Dossier,will come up with how many times he refers to himself. I,me,my; he can’t complete a sentence without one of these nouns or possesive pronouns. Don’t try to play a drinking game to it,you wouldn’t last five minutes. I face no such danger,since I can’t bear to look at him or hear his voice. Might I suggest if you feel compelled to watch,mute the sound and as his purple lips start flapping like laundry on a clothesline,think of the sound the grownup makes in the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Sen. Joni Ernst is giving the republican response tonight,and if you think she’s not already being mocked and denigrated,you underestimate the capacity for hatred liberals harbor.

I’ve bookmarked a dozen articles on the upcoming canine and equine exhibition,which I will condense into the most succinct overview I can manage. The closest to my personal opinion is reflected is this piece by my friend at Diogenes Middle Finger:

Obama to Address Congress in Annual Manure Spread

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Yes, it time again for Barack Obama’s 6th annual presidential manure spreading festival know to American as “The State of the Union” Speech. This year’s addition to history is sure to be just as mind-numbing as in past years and with even more lofty unworkable ideals and Utopian dreams Barack Obama is known for.

SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiasts are sure to be pleased by this year’s event with such great catchwords as “Cuba” “Taxes” and “Free”.

But we’re sure to be entertained as in past years despite the droning speech, watching Joe Biden fidget around and start chuckling for no apparent reason, and John Boehner getting that pained look on his face like he’s passing a kidney stone and wishing he could get up and go outside and light up a Marlboro. Good Times, Good Times.

Barry putting the finishing touches on his speech with his staff

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Added by Grunt: And don’t forget to play the SOTU drinking game tonight! Every time Barack says ‘Cooba’ when he’s bragging about opening up relations with the most communist regime in the Western Hemisphere, take a drink!
President Barack Obama Makes Key Speech In Cairo

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THE MLK HYPOCRISY CONTINUES

It gets sickening,but it works on the LIVs,so the left will ride this tried and true Trojan Horse for decades to come,thanks to our education rendering our children into automatons incapable of independent thought. Democrats,especially black ones,use the memory of Rev. King to justify their own racism,while perverting his most basic tenet… judging people by their character instead of their race. With leftists,race is the first and practically only consideration. It’s their stock in trade. Their voters are so inherently lazy that if they don’t keep them angry at something,even if it’s blatantly false, they’d never motivate them to be professional voters.

The most infuriating thing,to me,is that MLK would be shunned by the left and we all know it. First,he was a republican. Second,he preached love,not hate; peace,not intolerance. I cannot get the image of Jesse Jackass dipping his shirt in a pool of Rev. King’s blood in May,1968 and waving it like a flag,announcing himself as a standard bearer for what would become a booming race-baiting profession.

Black Caucus members invoke MLK at Ferguson church service

Leading black members of Congress took to a church pulpit in Ferguson, Missouri, on Sunday to trace a direct link from Martin Luther King Jr.’s legacy to the fight for criminal justice reform after recent fatal police shootings across the U.S.

Rep. William Lacy Clay Jr. spoke to parishioners at Wellspring United Methodist Church, just blocks from where violent protests broke out after a Ferguson officer shot 18-year-old Michael Brown and again after a grand jury declined to indict the officer.

THE RACIAL HATRED FLOWED LIKE WATER.

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Orca,the Killer Ho,decided she had enough money to throw away half her audience when she fell to slobbering over a bag of nothing named Barry Obama. Then all the racialists were in a snit because there were no actors nominated for an Oscar that looked like him. As an aside,both ‘Selma’ and ‘American Sniper’ debuted this weekend. Selma grossed $32 million; Sniper made over $90 M.

Oprah Winfrey, ‘Selma’ Team to March in Alabama for Martin Luther King Jr.

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Not Just a Movie

It’s not very often I reference anything from the NY Slimes,especially Maureen Dowd. At Free Republic,any reference to MoDo must be accompanied by pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones,who Michael Douglas latched onto and summarily threw MoDo over the side. She’s been a bitter,drunken waste of time ever since. Her column is mostly in praise of this perversion of the facts surrounding the March to Selma,but there was this:

Many of the teenagers by me bristled at the power dynamic between the men. It was clear that a generation of young moviegoers would now see L.B.J.’s role in civil rights through DuVernay’s lens.

And that’s a shame. I loved the movie and find the Oscar snub of its dazzling actors repugnant. But the director’s talent makes her distortion of L.B.J. more egregious. Artful falsehood is more dangerous than artless falsehood, because fewer people see through it.

DuVernay told Rolling Stone that, originally, the script was more centered on the L.B.J.-M.L.K. relationship and was “much more slanted to Johnson.”

“I wasn’t interested in making a white-savior movie,” she said.

That should tell you all you need to know.

THEN,THE BLOB THAT ATE MINNESOTA WAS FEELING IGNORED

Michael Moore Spits on Corpse of American Hero Chris Kyle – Praises Iraqis Who Killed Americans

Warner Bros. is reporting that American Sniper is set to post a Friday-through-Sunday of $90.2M with a cume to date of $93.6M. By tomorrow, with the MLK holiday, the Village Roadshow co-prod cume is looking to post a four-day of $105.2M and an overall cume of $108.6M. Unheard of for any wide release at this time of year. What record did the movie American Sniper NOT break?

This news prompted America-hater and leftist hero Michael Moore to tweet out this:

My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders r worse

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Michael Moore Spits on Corpse of American Hero Chris Kyle – Praises Iraqis Who Killed Americans

OF COURSE,ONLY RIGHT-WINGERS CAN BE HYPOCRITES

Michael Moore Calls Kyle a Coward, but had Nine Bodyguards

STILL HUNGRY,MOORE WAS SPOTTED CRAWLING TOWARD NORTH DAKOTA

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Michael Moore, a lefty troll most people forgot even existed, made headlines for calling Chris Kyle a coward. Moore however is a profile in courage. After making the anti-American movie Fahrenheit 9/11 for which he was reviled by everyone from author Ray Bradbury on down, he claimed to have nine bodyguards.

In one of his books, he described the men as ex-Navy SEALS.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/michael-moore-calls-kyle-a-coward-but-had-nine-bodyguards/

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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT

The news is still full of terrorism,democrat conspiracy,republican impotence and race-baiting stunts. I figured maybe it was time for some different stuff just for a change.

The temperature is supposed to hit 38 tomorrow. I plan to run the old Ford POS through the car wash,since like most cars it has so much salt on it that it looks like a big margarita. Hopefully it won’t wash off the rust that’s holding the darn thing together.

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SOME THOUGHTS ON ISLAM

It seems that everyone on the left, from the Mullah-In Chief to the lickspittles in the media who carry his water like a perverse army of Gunga Dins, fall all over themselves to avoid calling these murderous Muslim  scum out for what they really are. Is it because they share an anti-semitic hatred of Judiasm at their core? Are they afraid if they show the new cover of Charlie Hebdo on air a bunch of towel-headed sandal-footed swarthy Mediteranean types smelling strongly of sheep will blow them up?

I heard a clip on redeye radio this AM from some hack on MSDNC that claimed the radical Muzzies make up.0001 of the population. Fact:15-25% are actively Jihadists. The other 75-85% of Muslims,they claim are peaceful. But at least 40% of them approve of killing infidels because their religion calls for it. Remember in 1930’s Germany about 20% belonged to the Nazi Party. The rest were peaceful. How’d that end up working out?

Even though I haven’t been posting every day,I’ve been keeping up with things.

Were you aware:

Jews make up about 1% of the population in France but are victims of 40% of crime?

Muslims are about 10% of the people but account for 60% of those incarcerated?

Muslims have been killing Christians and Jews for centuries,but it seems to me they’ve gotten bolder since one of their brotherhood threw away everything we sacrificed for in Iraq and Afghanistan.His cowardice and treachery has caused much blood to be spilled needlessly.

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TYLER UPDATE & SOME OTHER STUFF

From Tyler’s Caringbridge page;
‘Cautiously optimistic’ would be the appropriate term

Latest Journal Update
Official diagnosis, Back to school update, & Links on how to help

By Tyler Levine — Jan 13, 2015 12:34pm
We heard back from Tyler’s nurse practioner that the bone marrow biopsy results came back, and showed that his cancer has not spread. We were told that Tyler’s type of cancer does not have stages, & is classified by whether it is localized, or if it is metastatic. So, after the bone marrow biopsy, CT scan, and nuclear medicine/bone scan, we now know that it is localized, which is very good news, and will help when it comes to local intervention.

Tyler’s return to school yesterday went very well. The kids were all eager to hear about what’s going on with Tyler, and had lots of great questions. He managed to stay the entire day, with only needing to rest for a bit. I spoke with him last night, and he was full of energy & excited for the rest of the week. All of the staff at his school have been very supportive, and we have had several parents already reach out. Being at school, and around is friends, is better than any medicine and will definitely help as we continue treatment.

I appreciate all your prayers more than any words I could manage to convey.

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OUR NATIONAL DISGRACE

So the media is suddenly having the vapors over Barry kissing off the massive peace rally in Paris. They’ve known all along, at least those who don’t have their heads stuffed up their rectums, that OBAMA IS A MUCKING FUSLIM!!!!

Did you really think he cares about anything but his own hedonsitic desires? Or that he cares a whit that he has made himself and our country into an international laughingstock?

His initial excuse for not going was a schedule conflict. A quick check showed he had no public appearances planned, so they then claimed the thousand security and hangers-on prevented him from going. So he stayed home and watched the NFL playoffs on TV. Today he’s having the NBA champion San Antonio Spurs in for a photo-op so he can grab another souvenir jersey.

Biden traveled home to Delaware (at taxpayer expense,of course) and Holder was in Paris but didn’t go to the peace rally because he claimed he was in high-level meetings. With whom? The concierge? Everybody was in the street except for his racist ass.

Speaking of asses, Liveshot Kerry was off someplace warning about climate change being our most severe problem.

In the end, Obama and Co. will stay the course, avoiding mentioning ‘muslim’ and ‘terrorism’ in the same sentence. And the media rump-kissers will continue making excuses while equating Islam to Christianity and Judaism. Barry’s got two years left on his farewell tour and he plans to use every day to indulge his every whim. Screw everybody.

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IT’S A BOY!!!!

Our very own Bluebird of Bitterness became a grandmother for the first time yesterday.
From her FB page: Got to see him just for a few minutes. He was born at home, at about 7:30 this morning, weighing eight pounds four ounces. His name is Kiran, and he’s just as cute as he could be.

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I hope BoB doesn’t mind my doing this,I’m just so excited my dear friend is going to learn the unbridled joy of being a grandparent (spoil ’em,then send ’em home).
Babies are a miracle that God performs every day.

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THURSDAYS BITS AND PIECES

First,congratulations to BoB on the impending arrival of her first grandchild. If I knew grandchildren were so much fun I’d have tried to have them first!

It’s still below zero and there’s a snowstorm heading this way this afternoon. I look out the window and remember dealing with a cold-blooded diesel truck and shivering so badly from the cold I could barely steer the damn thing straight. Then I look out the window,sipping my coffee and contemplating taking a little nap. Retirement ain’t all that bad.

My sister sent me a five day weather forecast from her city. She lives in Phoenix. It’s going to be in the 80s every day. I hate my sister.

After more than 20 years together,I think DW likes to push my buttons on purpose. I got home this morning and poured myself a bowl of Rice Krispies for breakfast. She had put the jug back in the fridge with two teaspoons of milk left in it. A normal person would have emptied it,rinsed the container out and put it in the recycle bin and opened another gallon. I got a snap and a crackle,but there was no pop.

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GLOBAL WARMING,MY *&#@*^%#!

Growing up it got cold. If it was below zero it was really cold. Then at some point somebody started calculating wind chills to make you feel even worse than you already did. It is minus 1 degree as I post this,the chill factor about -10. All the schools and the social events in the area are cancelled today. School districts do not want to risk endangering any students. I can remember a few days when we had an awful lot of snow before they closed the schools and can’t recall ever being closed before because of cold. But that was a much different time and people were made of much sterner stuff.

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REGULAR MONDAY STUFF

Along with my grandson’s ordeal,my cousin just informed me my 85-year-old uncle had a pacemaker put in Saturday. He’s home now and doing OK. I have one that was put in in March 2013, but I can imagine the older you are the longer the recovery time. All of this family drama notwithstanding,the world does march inexorably on,trifling as it all seems.
The tech guy cleaned up my computer and two days later it was running very badly again. I called him,and since he guarantees his work he went in by remote and cleaned up a lot of problems. It’s nice to work with someone who keeps his word. He said even though the machine wan’t logged on Chrome was showing it was running some 20 programs. That’s why it was so slow.

OK,enough personal crap. Let’s get down to business.

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WE GOT SNOW YESTERDAY, TODAY ITS -6 DEGREES
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