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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

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My best friend and fishing partner and I took advantage of the warm weather to make a quick trip to the local state park and lake to do a little fishing.I was on oxygen all of last year and it had been a couple years since we’d been out together.We caught a few nice crappies.but it seemed secondary to simply enjoying the day and sharing the fellowship of just relaxing and talking about nothing in particular.With a lake and the Rock River both within a 15 minute drive I hope to spend more time out of the house this summer.

Check out our customized boat:

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We have our share of moments,but nothing like these:

 

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PETE’S PAGE; THE DAY AFTER

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The GOP-e flexed its massive muscles made of money and crushed every Tea-Party-backed candidate in yesterday’s primaries.

In north Carolina amnesty/commoncore Rino Thom Tillis garnered over 45% of the vote,thereby avoiding a runoff and will face the good-as-gone Kay Hagan in November.

J.D.Winteregg,with a paltry war chest of $50,000 plus $340,000 from Tea Party groups were no match for the more than 7 million the Party,Karl Rove’s Crossroads mob and the Chamber of Commerce pumped into the Orange Slush’s campaign. The chamber expects a quick push for amnesty now that their man is bought and paid for.

In other news,the woman whose name has become synonymous with a sexual act is now pushing a book allegedly talking about being used by Crooked Penis some 20 years ago. She has come to despise former friend Linda Tripp who became a pariah after the media mauling she got,but don’t ever doubt if she had not convinced Ms. Lewinsky to keep the dress with the Rapists’ ‘special sauce’ on it she would have joined the rest of Klintoon’s victims who were ground under the heel of  future #46. I’m including a link to a video from Lynn Cheney who suspects this has all been orchestrated by Killary to get it out of the way before she officially begins her ascent to the throne. With the two Arkansas grifters,nothing ever happens by chance.

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These posters have been popping up around L.A. in advance of his invasion starting today to lighten the pockets of some way-too-rich liberals and causing massive disruptions to regular peoples’ lives.

He is picking up a humanitarian award from Stevie Spielberg,one of his ‘sugar daddies.’

The poster reads:

A Steven Spielberg Ploy

Saving Barack Obama

The Mission is a Fraud

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PETE’S PAGE; PLIMARY ERECTION EDITION

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May 6 is the Republican primary election in Ohio, North Carolina, and Indiana. Tea party and conservative groups are hoping to hand GOP leaders like John Boehner a rebuke. Their goal is to scare the establishment to straighten up and fly “right” (less liberal).

Once Orange Slush  gets past his primary challenger you can expect him to push amnesty very quickly.

In North Carolina’s U.S. Senate race, the establishment insists upon Thom Tillis, Speaker of the State House. The tea party and Ann Coulter are pushing hard for challenger Dr. Greg Brannon M.D. There are six other candidates, including contender Mark Harris. Tillis must win over 40% to avoid a run-off. A conservative in a run-off would probably beat Tillis in a low-turn-out rematch in June.

In Ohio’s 14th C.D., challenger Matt Lynch is the favorite of tea party groups against Boehner’s colleague, the incumbent David Joyce.

In Ohio’s 27th State Senate District, conservatives are hoping challenger Caleb Davenport  can retire State Sen. Frank LaRose, who is leading a movement for Republicans to compromise with democrats.

In Ohio’s State House 76th District, Sarah LaTourette is the daughter of former Congressman Steve LaTourette, who is leading an effort to defeat tea party candidates with his “Defending Mainstreet PAC.” The PAC’s initial funding was from Democrat donors and labor unions. Therefore, promoting write-in candidate Linda O’Brien is a tea party priority.

Later, on June 10, challenger David Brat trying to knock off  House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in Virginia’s 7th C.D. If Cantor survives that primary challenge, it could make June 11 the start of the final push for amnesty.

Just thought you’d like an update on primaries instead of the Benghazi conspiracy for a change.

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This is a bunch of a-list divas showing off at the Mets gala opening of Anna Wintour’s costume collection. The one on the far right is California Chrome,winner of last Saturday’s Kentucky Derby.

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Either this is Mooch fixin’ to plant one on Anna Wintour or a Lowland Gorilla in a designer dress is about to eat a white woman’s face.

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PETE’S PAGE; CINCO DE MAYONNAISE EDITION

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In case anybody missed it (or if you even care) Saturday was the 100th edition of the White House Correspondents Dinner,AKA: Let’s all get together and make fun of republicans. This year was no exception. There was some unfunny punk named Joel McHale,who I’ve never heard of, poked a little mild fun at the Kenyan before turning vicious on Barry’s enemies. Barry,of course,can never really poke fun at himself because that’s just so beneath his imperious personage. I’m going to post a couple links about this circle jerk,but the videos are optional,if you can stand it. You have no idea the sacrifices I make going through this pap for you.

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From DMF:

Fat tub of goo and his soulmate split after 20 years of bilking people out of money to watch his horseshit films.

“This is sad and a bit of a shock: Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.”

FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS BEAST,HE SHOULD JUST PUT HER OUT TO PASTURE TO GRAZE

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DID THEY,OR DIDN’T THEY???MAKES YOU GO HMMMMM.

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

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Been a heartbreaking week. The more the willfully ignorant are forced to admit four Americans were murdered on 9/11/12 that could have been saved but for a deadly conspiracy to protect a useless tyrant squatting in the White Hut the more frustrating it is to know that those directly responsible will never, ever be made to answer and that the one most responsible will in all likelihood wind up commander-in-chief of whatever is left of the military when the half-breed is finished. And the media will give her a complete pass.

In other news,it’s rained here for 6 straight days and the temp has been in the 40’s. I’m suffering from critical cabin fever waiting for the weather to improve so I can finally induce my fishing buddy into taking the boat out and chasing the elusive crappie.

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Does Jarlsburg visit the garden? Who was the first to call Obama criminal co-conspirator Carnage?

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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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If you haven’t seen it yet,I’m posting a youtube of an 8 minute exchange between Jon Karl,pretending to be a serious journalist and criminal co-conspirator Jay Carnage,the most useless,bumbling,stammering excuse for a blatant liar since… well… the last democrat press secretary.

And they have been legion.

TODAY IS THE NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. LET US ALL PRAY FOR OUR COUNTRY THROUGH THIS TIME OF TRIAL AND HARDSHIP OF MANKIND’S MAKING.

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The Butcher of Benghazi and Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler…separated at birth?

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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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So it didn’t take long for the Racism Police to come down  hard on Donald Sterling. He has been banned from the NBA for life,fined $2.5 million and will most certainly be forced to sell his team,the L.A. Clippers. He’d been sued in federal court twice for refusing to rent to minorities because he asserted that Mexicans are lazy and just lie around and black people smell. So his views were well known. There is a theory that since his girlfriend,who released the audio tapes she illegaly recorded without his knowledge, is a friend of former NBA and current AIDS carrier Magic Johnson,who wants to buy the team. It is chilling that the thought police can reach into your own home,but being a sports club owner is not a human right. What irritates the hell out of me is that all the race hustlers,Sharptongue,Jesse Jackass,Orca,Barky,et al. all run in front of the nearest camera to denounce the Racism that still exists,even if only in their minds. It serves as a means to their ends,which is getting more money from guilt-ridden whites.

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CtH sticking Nancy-Michael in here just cuz.

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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

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Item#1…I thought I had an article bookmarked about Microsoft warning people not to use Internet Explorer because of the possibility of being hacked into. I think the platform I use is Windows 8. Is that different from XP? I have used firefox,but if you have more than one window open when you go to close one they all close,which won’t work with this blog. They mentioned something about a patch,but I have no clue what I’m supposed to do. Can somebody who is tech-savvy explain whether or not I should start to panic? CtH has helped me with my computerly challenges more than a few times,as has BoB. That’s why I give thanks for having them as friends.

I FOUND THE LINK:

Don’t use IE: Government issues major warning over Internet Explorer bug and says hackers are ALREADY exploiting it

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I was going to go in to a diatribe about Donald Sterling,but I’m sure the race hustlers will keep this going for as long as they can profit from it.

DW was playing on the machine until she left to pick up Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia from school,so I finally got my toy back.

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PETE’S PAGE; SOAP OPERA MONDAY

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ICMY:

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This is 81 year old Donald Sterling. He owns the L.A. Clippers NBA team and has hundreds of millions of dollars.

His GF is V. Stiviano. She’s 36. She has….well,you can see for yourself.

He has been sued twice for not renting to blacks and Hipanics who he claims are lazy and lay around smoking and drinking. He settled the lawsuits for $2.76 million without ever admitting guilt.

He has donated over $2 million to democrats over the years.

He has donated tens of thousands in grants to the NAALCP. They were to give him a lifetime achievement award next month. Fuggedaboutit.

His estranged wife,Rochelle,is suing Ms. Stiviano for,among other things her hubby has given her: a Maserati,two Bentleys,a $1.4 million apartment and tens of thousands in jewelry. Claims somehow the young lady is a gold digger.

His mistress had secretly recorded their conversations and released them to blackmail her sugar daddy.

Sterling thought she was white/Hispanic.Actually,she’s black/Mexican.

Here are a few quotes where he scolds her for doing instagrams with some of the dark folk:

– “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?” (3:30)

– “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that … and not to bring them to my games.” (5:15)

– “I’m just saying, in your lousy f******* Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people.” (7:45)

– “…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me. And don’t bring him to my games.” (9:13)

Of course,all the liberal stalwarts are outraged and screaming that racism still runs rampant in the US.

After doing a selfie with the Maylaysian Prime Minister,

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Barry,of course,denounced the entire country as racist.

Did you get that? Do you feel better?

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

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First off,I could not disagree more with the statements made yesterday by Cliven Bundy as interpreted by Slimeball Reid and the rabies-infested vermin who laughingly call themselves journalists. While the old man’s comments were ill-advised and wrong,it doesn’t excuse the feds’ attempt to steal this man’s land,slaughter his property and bully him off the property he had lived on all his life. I’ve read a lot of filth from the libtards who extrapolate the racist views of an old man to an entire political party. If you go near a television or news website you are sure to be reminded of this for as long as the left can milk it. Fortunately this is Friday and this is the last you’ll hear of it here.

Casual Friday

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I’M NOT BOWING,DUDE…I GOT MY PUBES CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER

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TRUST ME

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