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ICMYI — PHIL’S OK AGAIN

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It’s times like this I wish I could pull quotes and put in bold type and all the other things CtH can do. I’ll just do the best I can.

A&E Lifts Phil Robertson’s Suspension; ‘Duck Dynasty’ To Resume Filming In Spring

Here’s their statement:

Our values are centered around creativity, inclusion and mutual respect. We believe it is a privilege for our brands to be invited into people’s home and we operate with a strong sense of integrity and deep commitment to these principals.

That is why we reacted so quickly and strongly to a recent interview with Phil Robertson. While Phil’s comments made in the interview reflect his personal views based on his own beliefs, and his own personal journey, he and his family have publicly stated they regret the “coarse language” he used and the mis-interpretation of his core beliefs based only on the article. He also made it clear he would “never incite or encourage hate.” We at A&E Networks expressed our disappointment with his statements in the article, and reiterate that they are not views we hold.

But Duck Dynasty is not a show about one man’s views. It resonates with a large audience because it is a show about family… a family that America has come to love. As you might have seen in many episodes, they come together to reflect and pray for unity, tolerance and forgiveness. These are three values that we at A+E Networks also feel strongly about.

So after discussions with the Robertson family, as well as consulting with numerous advocacy groups, A&E has decided to resume filming Duck Dynasty later this spring with the entire Robertson family.

We will also use this moment to launch a national public service campaign (PSA) promoting unity, tolerance and acceptance among all people, a message that supports our core values as a company, and the values found in Duck Dynasty. These PSAs will air across our entire portfolio.

Translation:we’re not about to throw away hundreds of millions of dollars to mollify a bunch of rump rangers.

Never satisfied,the jock-sniffers released their so-angry-I-could-just-spit response:

Text of GLAAD’s response: “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. If dialogue with Phil is not part of next steps then A+E has chosen profits over African American and gay people – especially its employees and viewers.”

Notice they had to include the Homies. Even though blacks could care less.
Human Rights Campaign assured ‘Duck Dynasty’ family will work with LGBT groups
THIS IS FROM TWITCHY; I WISH I COULD SHOW SOME OF THESE TWEETS… THEY’RE REALLY FUNNY. I’M INCLUDING LINK AT THE BOTTOM
DOES THIS GUY LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS SENSITIVITY TRAINING??

It didn’t take very long for A&E to find out that people of faith went way beyond the Bible belt. In any confrontation,it’s always paramount to know your opponent. The network never dreamed that the Robertsons would not hesitate to walk away from the show because money is not their sole motivating factor,as it is with most liberals. They also do not see that we’ve been mocked,ridiculed and demeaned for as long as we’re going to. The network may already have done irreparable harm to their brand after the ‘indefinite suspension’ of Phil Robertson which lasted all of 8 days.

This is his class photo from his sophomore year at La. Tech..in 1967

Scources:

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/e-lifts-phil-robertson-suspension-duck-dynasty-resume-221004725.html

http://therightscoop.com/glaad-responds-to-phil-robertsons-return-to-aes-duck-dynasty/

http://twitchy.com/2013/12/27/human-rights-campaign-assured-duck-dynasty-family-will-work-with-lgbt-groups/

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PETE’S PAGE; CHRISTMAS AFTERGLOW EDITION

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Hope everybody had a  wonderful and blessed Christmas. Ours was excellent,though I must confess I’m glad its over for another year. As usual,DW put on an awesome meal and the little ones had fun sledding on the big hill behind our house. I watched them through the sliders and tried to remember when I had that much energy.

Just had to post a few things to keep in shape.

This is our oldest granddaughter,Jessica. She’s 18 and turned into quite a lady. Whenever the family gets together Miss Olivia attatches herself to Jess like a lamprey eel on a shark. Olivia is a bigger ham than the one we enjoyed for dinner.

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This is DW with the electric scent machine she got.

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My favorite gift…a cup with a picture of my little ones that says:love you papa. I’ll treasure this long after they’ve grown up.

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PETES PAGE; CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EDITION

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I caught a few snippets of the pathetic press conference Barky had on Friday. He was so anxious to get out of there he should have worn a lei around his neck. Admitted last year was rough,bragged a million people have signed up for Deathcare,proud of the few who can now get insurance,ignoring the millions who have lost theirs for no other reason than because he wanted them to lose it. Claimed to have cut the deficit he ‘inherited’ in half,focus like a laser on jobs next year. Greta said it was so depressing it made you want to slit your wrists.

Took in a B-ball game with the Oregon State team coached by his BIL and played his first round of golf with Robert Titcomb,who was once arrested for soliciting prostitutes. Commented he hoped he wouldn’t be disturbed during his 17 day vacation. Yeah,being president wreaks havoc on your social life,doesn’t it? I am now formally declaring this an Obama-free zone until after Christmas.

I have no idea what I’m doing,but that never stopped me before.

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A GRUMPY CAT CHRISTMAS CARD

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I’m posting a few of my favorite Christmas music videos. Please feel free to share yours with everyone. Hope you enjoy.


This may be my favorite

Hope this made your day a little better.

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A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE ROBERTSONS

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Got most of our shopping done yesterday. Today we went to the bank for gift cards for daughters then had a nice lunch.

DONE,DONE,DONE!!!!

Thought I’d put some videos from their album,Duck The Halls together for you. Just kick back and enjoy.

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

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Today’s weather here is the only condition that truly terrifies me…freezing rain. I got stuck on the ice numerous times and didn’t get some of my papers delivered because of the hills in the neighborhoods. At some point,I decided that if my boss wanted my job he could have it (it’ll never happen,because he’s short-handed as it is.) Heavy snow predicted from tomorrow PM until Sunday PM. We got to WalMart about 8AM this morning to finish getting fixings for Christmas dinner. There just hasn’t been enough time to get everything done. Made reservations for our annual new year’s eve dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We eat about 5:30 and by 8 I’m turning in for the night. Such is the life of the old and worn out.

Meanwhile,let’s have a little fun. Grumpy cat Christmas card coming Monday. Be here.

A Christmas wish list from 1915

SEEMS HE’S TAKING HIS FAVORITE BOARD WITH HIM ON VACATION

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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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Don’t know how much time I have. We had to take the car to the dealership(about an hour away) yesterday for a repair issue. We’re driving a loaner and are waiting to see if they get it done today. I just have a backlog I need to thin out. I have some very special things planned for Christmastime next week. Stay tuned. I’m planning a special grumpy cat post Monday.

I’M GUESSING THESE….THINGS DON’T WATCH DUCK DYNASTY

APPARENTLY THIS GUY DIDN’T GET THE MEMO

GOT MY BACK SHAVED,READY TO HEAD FOR HAWAII.HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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THE DUCK DYNASTY DRAMA CONTINUES

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Modem pooped out Monday and I was almost 3 days without a phone or internet access. I’ve had no small amount of drama in that time,but I believe it’s getting better. I was going to post an article about Phil and Jase Robertson from DD snubbing Baba Wawa for her ‘most interesting people of the year’ extravaganza. DW watched last night and she did speak to Si,Willie,Jep,Miss Kay and the wives. Phil and Jase skipped the show to go hunting. Miss Kay said she prayed she didn’t die between November and February because Phil wouldn’t come to the funeral.

Note:I heard on the radio this morning that her ‘most interesting person of the year was….wait for it….TA DA! Cankles Klintoon,the Beastess of Benghazi.Who else would she pick?

Article here:

Duck Dynasty Star Ducks Barbara Walters Interview–to Go Hunting

‘Duck Dynasty’ Family Clears Up Why Two Stars Are Accused of Having ‘Snubbed’ Barbara Walters

I really wish at times like these I had Chrissy’s skills,but I’ll do the best I can.

GQ got an interview with Phil and,of course,had to goad him about his views on homosexuality.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Robertson described in the interview how sin is becoming acceptable in America and that the country needs to turn back to its Christian values.

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” Robertson told GQ. “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

Of course,the left went apoplectic and screamed at the A&E network,which quickly suspended the patriarch.

The leftards are famous for being tolerant of anyone’s views as long as they agree with them.

‘Duck Dynasty’ Dad Suspended Following Anti-Gay Remarks

On Wednesday afternoon, A&E, the cable network which airs “Duck Dynasty,” suspended Phil Robertson indefinitely from filming, issuing the following statement: “We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson’s comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the series ‘Duck Dynasty.’ His personal views in no way reflect those of A+E Networks, who have always been strong supporters and champions of the LGBT community. The network has placed Phil under hiatus from filming indefinitely.”

GLAAD issued the following statement in response to A&E’s decision, attributed to GLAAD spokesperson Wilson Cruz: “What’s clear is that such hateful anti-gay comments are unacceptable to fans, viewers, and networks alike. By taking quick action and removing Robertson from future filming, A&E has sent a strong message that discrimination is neither a Christian nor an American value.”

Pardon me while I throw up a little.

Who do you suppose is one of the first to come to the support of her friend?

Sarah Palin Blasts A&E: Free Speech Is ‘Endangered Species’

Sarah’s not alone

‘Stand With Phil’: See the Support Flooding the Internet for Suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star

They ran a DD marathon last night,so they’re still cashing in on the biggest hit they ever had without ever figuring out why it’s so popular.

How ’bout that? A&E still cashing in on suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

Phil explains why the network tried to get him to stop saying ‘in Jesus’ name,because he might offend some Muslims.

Christianity on trial in Duck Dynasty controversy

First of all, Robertson spoke of homosexual behavior – i.e., acts. He took care not to characterize homosexuality per se as sinful. This is quite consistent with Christian doctrine of loving the sinner while hating the sin. That crucial point obviously eludes The Hollywood Reporter. But there is a second serious distortion in the Hollywood Reporter summation:

The only comparison involved was that both are sins. As is adultery, as is swindling and a number of other sins mentioned by Robertson. THR might as well have stated “Roberson compared homosexuality to adultery,” but that would not have sparked the same level of outrage. And the goal here is to generate outrage, so as to make expression of disapproval of homosexual acts an absolute taboo.
Read more: Christianity on trial in Duck Dynasty controversy

‘Duck Dynasty’ vs. ‘Pajama Boy’: Two Americas?

Much of the criticism coming from conservatives (regarding A&E’s decision) has focused on the fact that a). Robertson was merely stating an orthodox Christian position, and b). that this is just his opinion — and he’s entitled to it (and besides, why are people so offended these days?).

But I’ll make another observation: This may be an attack on “unsophisticated” country folks as much as it is an attack on orthodox Christianity.

When you consider the more effete, cosmopolitan America that “Pajama Boy” represents, you’ll get a sense for why the Duck Dynasty folks are out of touch with today’s acceptable norms. There is a huge schism between red state America and blue state America, and these two stories seem to symbolize the yawning chasm.

Read more:  ‘Duck Dynasty’ vs. ‘Pajama Boy’: Two Americas?

What the left will never,ever understand is they could take everything away from Phil they possibly could,and he’d still be content with his family,his faith,and his shotgun. I cannot imagine a stupid network messing with the hottest show that’s ever been on cable to placate some pillow-biters and rose-sniffers. But that’s just me…and about 12 million other fans of the show. Again,my apologies for not having the skill to do some cool graphics,but it is what it is.

JUST ADDED:

DUCK STORM: 490,000 Sign A&E Boycott After Duck Dynasty Star Is Fired

From the boycott page: This page is to show support for the freedom of speech of Americans.
Unless Phil is reinstated to the show, we refuse to watch the A&E Channel!

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

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What a glorious couple of days! DW and I hit the outlet mall yesterday a few minutes after they opened and had the entire place to ourselves. Met our best friends for lunch when we got back to town,then they came over to help decorate the tree and the rest of the house. (Actually,the women did it. My fishing buddy and I watched fishing shows in the man-cave.) Played Yahtzee and ordered pizza out. Ran errands all this morning and the love of my life went into serious shopping mode with her BFF while I took a much-needed nap. Then I fired up the Univac and found not much had changed in the last couple days. Didn’t really figure it would. Well,I can catch up on the outrages over the weekend. Let’s just enjoy this life for what it grants us and give all praise to He who created all things.

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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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First off,there’ll be no post tomorrow. I’m taking DW on a shopping trip to the Huntley,Il. retail outlet. It’s the closest Wilson’s Leather store to us since the one here closed years ago. I had a pair of their gloves for almost 15 years and lost the left hand last winter on my route. I’m getting a pair for me and ones for my stepson and two SIL’s. Mama has some shopping left to do,so we’ll have lunch later and make a day of it. One really needs to take a step back from all this stuff once in awhile,anyway.

Much was made of the Scowling Wookie yesterday as the supposed leader of the free world was acting like a spoiled ten year old. Don’t know if it was fake,don’t care. Surely Cankles has told her: ‘Look,you like the power,the privelege,the 34 handservants,the free trips and the parties you have to put up with it. Look at me. I hooked up with a horndog with a good line of bullshit and rode his ass from the Arkansas governor’s mansion to the White Hut,the senate,secretary of state and I’m next in line for your old man’s gig. Just keep a tight grip on his balls,you’ll be fine.’

I’d have been furious yesterday when I heard “mom in sneakers” Patty Murray had conspired with the backstabbing jerk paul Ryan on a budget deal to put back the $65 billion in sequester cuts and avoid the dreaded government shutdown the republicans always bitch about being blamed for were it not for the fact that they do this to us time and time again. They DID promise a few billion in spending cuts in 2022,so we’ve got that to look forward to.

This is the same scam democrats pulled on Reagan,on Bush 41 to make him break his ‘no new taxes’ pledge and cost him the presidency, and on Bush 43. They’ll promise 10 million dollars in future cuts for every dollar of taxes they can get their hands on today. Of course,the cuts never come. Ever. Are our guys that gullible or are they in on the gag? The GOP thinks this will take the threat of a shutdown off the table and they can concentrate on pounding liberals over Obamacare next year.

The deal did not affect unemployment  extensions,which the dems will surely try to exploit by trotting out poor,downtrodden folks who’ve been on unemployment for years and fret over the free money stopping just before Christmas. The media is probably working on it as we speak.

Well,as Gary Gilmore said, ‘let’s do it.’ (remember him?)

THE NEW YORK POST HAS THE BEST HEADLINE WRITERS ON THE PLANET!

WHILE ON A TOUR TO PROMOTE HER NEW BOOK: “COMFORT AND JOY” SARAH DECIDED TO DROP BY WEST MONROE,LA. TO VISIT THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE,YOU’LL SEE SI’S WIFE,WHO DOES NOT APPEAR ON THE SHOW. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN AT THAT PARTY!

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