Author Archives: Pistol Pete

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With the masses waking up to the consummate fraud that is Barack Hussein Obama,it will be interesting to see what kinds of excuses will be proffered on the talking head gabfests. Granted,we’re stuck with this dipstick for 3 more agonizing years,but I just don’t see how they’ll be able to keep Obamacare in place when nobody’s signing up for it. Maybe the young,naive ninnies who voted for him twice are realizing how badly he’s been intending to screw them all along. We’ve had good presidents and bad presidents,but I don’t think we’ve ever had one whose intent was to inflict pain on the entire country. He’s already done massive,irreparable damage. Let’s hope it’s not too late for us to recover.

OK,enough of the….enjoy your Friday!

LAST NIGHT AT THE SPITE HOUSE THEY GAVE AWAY HALLOWEEN PACKAGES WITH A COOKIE,M&MS AND DRIED FRUIT.

I’LL BET THE KIDS WERE UNDERWHELMED

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WARNING! THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A COSTUME FOR YOUR KID,GET CREATIVE

MOOCH’S COSTUME IS MADE OF OCTOPUS SUCKERS

SORRY FOR SO MANY PICTURES…THEY WOULD ALL BE IRRELEVANT TOMORROW

OK,WHICH LOOKS WORSE?
MATT LAUER AS A WOMAN?

OR ELLEN DEGENERES AS A WOMAN?

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I have come to the conclusion that we are being governed by immoral degenerates and pathological liars.

The low information,parasite class will get their tricks tomorrow when the food stamp program is cut.

As for us,this is the day that The Lord that made…we will rejoice and be glad in it.

Believe it or not,this is a painted toilet lid.I think I’d wait until I got home,frankly.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

I’M WONDERING HOW THEY GOT THE CAT TO HOLD STILL!

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As I began putting today’s post together,the white-haired fraud was testifying before a congressional committee.The democrats were all blowing her kisses and the republicans were trying to elicit straight answers,which is akin to getting blood from a stone when dealing with an entire party of inveterate liars.I just wish the GOP had a fraction of the killer instinct the dems display at every occaision instead of apologizing for inconveniencing this den of thieves.

At least we’ll have a little fun here tomorrow.

WHILE POPE FRANCIS WAS ADDRESSING THE CROWD AT ST. PETER’S SUNDAY,A LITTLE BOY APPEARED AND STOOD NEXT TO HIS EMINENCE AND AT ONE POINT,HUGGED HIS LEG.

The first thing I thought about was reading how the children would press forward while Jesus was teaching His followers.The parents tried to stop them,but Christ said:”suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not,for such is the Kingdom of Heaven.”

Obama on Sandy Anniversary: “We Take Care of Our Own… We Leave No One Behind”

There are some who are unavailable for comment.

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Just wow. I have so much Halloween stuff I may have to post some the next couple days to fit it all in.

Hope you don’t mind. Personally,I’m sick of libs and their sycophant press scrambing to look like they’re indignant about Barry’s lies and making excuses for him at the same time. It appears the dems and rinos alike who still have to answer to their constituents to pretend they’ve been innocent bystanders. The one that really irritates me is Linda Grahamnesty suddenly getting tough on amnesty and the Bamster’s nominees.

One thing that all true liberals seem to have in common is a lying tongue,a pathological need to spend other peoples’ money and empty,soulless eyes. That happens when you delight in the slaughter of unborn children and have to hide the canker you bear inside. I constantly pray that somehow,someday while we’re still in this world that the Lord grants some retribution for the sins perpetrated on His children.

OK,enough negativity…let’s have some fun!

Believe it or not,this is a pumpkin,done by a professional scultor and his crew using only spoons and scalpels.I have a link to a lot of examples of their work.These are really stunning.

h/t Legal Insurrection

THE SQUIRRELS IN HILLARY’S PANTIES ARE MATING AT THE MOMENT

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His signature achievement falling down around his elephantine ears,the boy-king goes fundraising.

New book reveals Boehner extorts money from companies before he holds votes on legislation….

He’s not only coward,he’s corrupt.

Mooch hasn’t been seen since the shutdown started…apparently flaunting lavish Spite House parties and jet-setting around the globe would look bad.

It’ll all still be here Monday.

Relax,take a deep breath  and maybe have a smile or two.

Since the Bears have a bye week,we’ve been invited to Uncle Roger’s house for dinner Sunday. I’ll see my cousins again,plus their children and their children’s children. (That would be third cousins,if you’re keeping up.)

“I DON’T WORK FOR THE PEOPLE CALLING FOR MY RESIGNATION

Reid dreaming of having sex with this Amazon is like an ant crawling up a hippo’s backside with rape on his mind

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The old English definition of a gentleman is one who never knowingly gives offense.The WalMart post yesterday was an attempt to demonstrate absurdity by being absurd.To those who were offended,my apologies.Just keep in mind these people reproduce….and vote.

It seems the last few days there have been a spate of the Bamster’s loyal media slaves showing disloyalty.As Greg Gutfeld commented the other day,its like putting a rug over the blood stain for the open house until after the property is sold.Now that he’s untouchable they can nip at his heels a little.

Every one of the dems that are up for reelection next year are suddenly all in favor of delaying the individual mandate until AFTER the election.Go figure.My personal opinion,which is worth zero,is that Barry didn’t care if the website was a disaster,he just wanted the monstrosity enacted,which makes it harder to repeal.For what its worth,he cannot delay the deadline without an act of Congress.Of course,we all have seen the regard he holds the law in.

BIDEN HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE THE SHUTDOWN…THEY FINALLY FOUND HIM

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After Grunt commented about people at WalMart(or was it chrissy?) I did some digging and believe it or not,there are websites dedicated to the freakazoids that inhabit your neighborhood supercenter.There are so many,I’ll probably have to do two posts.They’re that funny/frightening.These people actually exist!

Take a look at some of these and think to yourself:there but for the grace of God,go I.