Author Archives: Pistol Pete

PETE’S PAGE (FKA THE GRUDGE)

Posted by Pistol Pete

The grudge as you knew it has gone away. I’m going to try to keep my postings as minimally political as I can. CtH does such a much better job than my cutting and pasting. Also,I don’t have the intestinal fortitude to spend hours and hours knee-deep in the raw sewage that passes for political discourse these days. I will attempt to keep it light,no outrages and a little fresh air. I have some cool things in mind. Stay tuned.

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AFTERNOONS WITH ROGER

Call it chance.Call it a coincidence.I call it the Lord bestowing abundant blessings on one of his troubled children.

I’ll explain:

Every day when I go to get my papers to deliver,there is a sheet showing any changes in the route.One day a few weeks ago there was notice of a customer stopping his service.The name looked familiar.That afternoon,I called the number on the sheet.

‘Is this Roger?’

‘Yes.’

‘Were your parents named Chellis and Myrtle?”

‘Yes.’

‘Roger,this is your nephew!’

‘Little Ricky?’

I got flushed…nobody had called me that in 50 years,save my beloved granny,who called me that until her last days.Roger is the youngest  of the four children grandpa and grandma had.I hadn’t seen him since my aunt’s memorial service some 13 years ago.I didn’t figure I’d ever see him again unless somebody contacted me about his funeral.I was so excited I could barely contain myself.We talked for over an hour and I told him we’d stop by the following Monday since my Aunt Evelyn was off work.Yep,78 years old and still working as a cashier at Bergners Department store here in town.

The odd thing is,they live literally less than 5 minutes away.When we arrived I promised myself I would shake his hand and give him a one-armed man-hug.When he opened the door and I saw his always impish smile and snow-white hair that plan went to hell.I threw my arms around him and hugged him as if I was trying to hug grandpa,granny,Uncle Ron,Aunt Gloria and Mom all at once.We all sat in the living room and talked for almost 4 hours about what we’d all done with our lives and shared some Diet Pepsis.I sat and listened to him for a very long time,not wanting to miss anything.

Besides their four grown kids,they have 13 grandchildren and 9 great-grandchildren.Roger still helps his grandson install windshields every so often,but he was always looking for ways to make a buck.They were buying houses,fixing them and selling them for a profit as far back as the fifties.My Aunt Evelyn can completely redo the interior of a house.They owned a B&B in Galena,Ill., U.S. Grant’s home,for 6 years.They bought a condo near us,then got a deal on a unit two buildings down and moved again.

UR told me what it was like growing up during the depression.He was born in 1932,so he came up just before WWII.He enlisted in the Air Force and served in Korea,maintaining the hydraulic systems on F-84 and F 86 jets.He said it was really hot in the summer and unbearably cold in the winter.I have been lobbying shamelessly for one of AE’s German chocolate cake.She said as how she hadn’t made one in years,but hopefully I can convince her.There are few things I would put on a level with Grannys gooey,cinnamn-y apple pies….my cousins’ Grandma Nordstrom’s rice pudding with the 1/2″ thick custard on top and Evelyn’s Greman Chocolate cake with the yummy coconut frosting.

We took a bus trip up to Ho Chunk Indian Casino at the Wisconsin Dells one day.I’m not a gambler,since I’m the world’s worst loser.DW loves to gamble but she’s not very lucky. AE is,and UR is like me…he determines what he can afford to lose and never goes over it.The trip was $35,but they give you a like amount in gambling credit when you get there,so the trip is actually free.With Evelyn working and DW spending time with her grandkids,her BFF and this week she’s going to see her dad in Richland Center,Wis.,Roger is home alone with two dogs and they only have one car now.So,I go over and we talk about things of importance and downright silliness.There is no need for pretense,since he knows me about as well as anybody in the world.We share a commonality we don’t have to talk about…we just know.

We took a day trip from Lena,Il along a route called the Stagecoach Trail,since that’s what it was originally,though Apple River Canyon all the way to Galena.The entire town is one big antique mall,but from living there UR and AE knew how to miss the traffic on the main streets.We made plans to visit Dubuque,IA,which has a dog track,two casinos,a magnificent river walk and B&B’s along the limestone bluffs overlooking the Mississippi River.There is a place high on the bluffs called Eagle’s Point Park,where you can see Iowa,Illinois and Wisconsin all at once.

It probably sounds stupid being excited about getting back together with family,but it’s the last link to my childhood and the happiness I knew as we all gathered at Granny’s table on Sunday to be a family for a few hours before everybody went their separate ways.

Re-connecting with Roger came at a time when I was completely burned out over politics.(When I mentioned Obamacare,he just said ‘death panels,’ so he’s one of us.) It had to be what God’s plan for me was. I asked him why he stopped his newspaper service and he said it was because they raised his rate .50 per week. Imagine,a guy who probably still has the first dollar he ever made,who paid cash for a brand new car for Aunt Evelyn,quitting over a half a buck.If he hadn’t,I’d have never known he was there,since we only get delivery addresses for our regular route.

I thank the Lord for easing the burden and lightening the heaviness I’ve been carrying.None of this would have happened without Him.

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YOUR FRIDAY FIX-ME-UP

It’s been a week,hasn’t it? Anger,outrage,frustration and betrayal. It’s not like the outcome wasn’t predetermined,but it’s still depressing to watch helplessly as Oblahblah takes out his weiner and whizzes on us. “If you don’t like some piece of legislation,win some elections.”

I’m going to forget about McConnell’s bribe-taking and Boehner’s utter cowardice. I’m going on a very special trip with some special peopleI haven’t told you about yet. I will Monday. Till then,try to relax. The bridle is more comfortable if you don’t take the bit in your teeth.

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WE GOT SOLD OUT AGAIN… AS USUAL

Posted by Pistol Pete

I spent most of the morning doing a stress test at the hospital. When I came home I turned on the computer to catch up on the day’s events-I wish I hadn’t.

SENATE GOP SELLS OUT TO THE DEMOCRATS,WILL BYPASS HOUSE. BOEHNER WILL FOREGO HASTERT RULE AND PASS WITH MOSTLY DEMOCRAT VOTES.

 

The only thing they ‘won’ was income verification…which was the law anyway.

 

 

I’M NOT IN A VERY GOOD MOOD TODAY.

 

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THE MILLION VET MARCH

Posted by Pistol Pete

While everybody is enjoying their Sunday,there was a little get-together in DC. Some Americans crashed the Lincoln Memorial yesterday until Obama’s Gestapo ran them out. They didn’t do it today.

LOTS of pictures!

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SENS. CRUZ AND LEE JOIN OUR SARAH…..YOU WON’T HEAR ABOUT THIS ON THE NEWS


HEY,GOP….YOU WANT TO WIN?PUT THESE TWO ON THE TICKET:

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TAKE A BREAK

Posted by Pistol Pete

I’ve been keeping up with the latest atrocities being perpetrated by skimming the news and mainly reading everything Chrissy’s been posting. IMHO,she certainly goes above and beyond. Just thought since it’s Friday I’d post some things to maybe lift your spirits a little. I’ll start posting the Grudge again in the near future. Meanwhile,take a break,have some fun.

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THE SHUTDOWN GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is going to be a lengthy post because,as you can imagine,all hell’s poppin’ loose.

Ths Grudge is being shut down as of today as well.Spending hours every day looking for things that may interest you has burned me out on the violence,the bloodshed,people who are supposed to be leading acting like grown up spoiled brats.A president who thinks he’s Julius Caesar,a Sec. of State that acts like Neville Chamberlain,and socialist extremists that rule through bullying and petulance only because a complicit media allows it.I started thinking about shutting down over the weekend when every article seemed to be some leftard hurling insults.I know that’s all they have,but seeing what’s happened to the country we once had just makes me depressed because nobody is going to save us.

I will be back from time to time to post an all-good news thing and comment on what’s here,but it will be awhile before I  try this again.

 

 

 

 

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THE PRE-SHUTDOWN GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I usually only do one post a day,but I had to vent a little.If you don’t bother reading anything,it’s OK.

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DEMOCRAT DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

Posted by Pistol Pete

Does it seem to anyone else that the more the dems get,the angrier and greedier they get?

They had it all after the 2008 elections and still behaved like the ill-mannered louts they are.The GOP became the majority in the house in 2010 and instantly became the scapegoat for every government failure.With the shutdown looming tomorrow the libs show no indication of negotiating with republicans whatever.They don’t have to.Just shut things down,trot a few public union ‘victims’ in front of the cameras and let their propaganda machine batter the republicans mercilessly until they submit.I put the over/under on capitulation at 3 1/2 days.

There was so much venom spewed over the weekend,I had to put it in a separate post.Were I as talented as Chrissy,I could just post pictures alongside the bile that they disseminated.I’m not,so I have to C&P links and some youtubes for you to look over.If you don’t want to bother I can’t blame you.I just did it to lower my blood pressure.Anyway,it’s done.

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THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Some weird stuff today;

I just checked and it’s nearly the end of the month and I haven’t irritated my quota of people yet….

here goes

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OK,NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

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