Posted by Pistol Pete
Its Friday,which shouldn’t mean anything to me since I’m retired,but I really enjoy bringing you some crazy stuff so maybe you can decompress a little bit.
Wonder how many Madison Avenue suit-types are wondering how a television show about a bunch of God-fearing,duck-shooting,family and fun-loving rednecks can draw 11.2 million viewers for the start of a new season?Let them figure it out for themselves.
GRUNT:IS THIS YOURS?
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Posted by Pistol Pete
I confess I have not delved too deeply into the rodeo clown story,other than to smile at the reactions of the leftards,but the clown was supposed to be wearing the Obama mask.Look closely you’ll see a broom propping up this dummy.No bullfighter in their right mind would wear a mask that limited their peripheral vision and line of sight while dealing with over a ton of solid muscle with sharp hooves and a head like stone.I had run-ins with our breed bull a few times and wouldn’t recommend it if you don’t know exactly what you’re doing.
Tomorrow is Friday and I have some pretty cool stuff for the Funhouse.Be here.
HEY,GRUNT…HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE?
WHAT WE WERE ONCE
WHAT WE HAVE BECOME
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Posted by Pistol Pete
I was going to delve into a lengthy diatribe about everything that’s wrong with leftards,Obozo,Reid,the whole bag of bastards and the country in general.But you already know that,so why be redundant?The visits to our little garden have doubled so I probably should stay on the bench and let the “A” team handle it.
Most of you have full,active lives and don’t have much time to surf the ‘net.Like my BFF,Chrissy the Wonder Chick,I,too,am housebound.Besides getting up at 1:00 AM every day to deliver papers,and seeing my little angels once in awhile, I’m tethered to an oxygen machine.You have no idea how many websites I check and how much copy I read looking for things I think will interest you(with some personal opinions thrown in).
Every day I can count on booting up and finding new violence.Here in Chicago black-on-black crime hardly rates a mention.But there is always black on white crime which is getting more and more prevalent.I’m aware that LBJ’s Great Society condemned a lot of people to a lifetime of poverty,ignorance and government dependence when they tore the father/husband figure from the family unit and replaced it with a welfare check.Young girls who could not even support themselves were seduced into having babies while the checks were based on a per head basis.When a child feels no acceptance in his family he too often turns to the street for a sense of belonging.These people, knowingly or not, surrendered their pride,dignity and personal freedom to be put on an ideological plantation for nothing but a little bit of other peoples’ money.
Consider:
Blacks make up about 14% of the population
7% are women
4% are black males under 12 and over 40
3% of black males,therefore,commit over 70% of felonies committed.
I’m aware there are far more whites in poverty than blacks.So where are the gangs of whites roaming the streets beating up innocent black people or shooting a kid for his sneakers?
I really try to dismiss Obozo’s sneering into the microphone and telling the most outrageous lies knowing he’ll never be called on it and revels in rubbing the middle class’s nose in the fact he can vacation on expensive estates and send a V-22 Osprey to fetch his dog while people are struggling to try to pay for their kids’ school supplies.As long as the press is protecting him and the GOP are terrified of him it will never change.
The Butcher of Benghazi and her co-conspirator are waiting in the wings for this clown of the non-rodeo variety to leave the stage.
Alas,I’ve probably already put off anybody who reads this so I’ll let that be the last word.
Stole this one from Grunt over at knightGFC
NEW SEASON TONIGHT!!!!!
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Posted by Pistol Pete
When I got home from delivering papers yesterday DW had left a birthday card on my keyboard.On the inside she wrote: “we promised to grow old together, I just didn’t think it would be this soon.” After much thought,I concluded therein lies the root cause of the anger and frustration that prompted last week’s meltdown.I was too weak to stop smoking for 40 years.And now I’m paying for it with my life.In the fullness of time I’ll try to offer a rational explanation.For now it might be best if I just stick to the Friday post because I don’t have to be confronted with everything that’s gone wrong with what was the greatest country God ever granted mankind.
This is DW, Miss Isabel,who’s 9, Miss Olivia,who’s 6, and what’s left of me.
THIS COW USED TO STAND OUTSIDE THE MULLER-PINEHURST DAIRY.IT WAS MOVED TO THE FARM AFTER IT OPENED.
It was surprising to see Isabel climb up here.She’s the scaredy-cat type.Olivia is absolutely fearless.If they see a caterpillar,Isabel runs, Livvy wants to grab it and make a pet out of it.
The only reason I have these pictures is because SD uploaded them to her facebook then put them in a folder on my machine.She still nags us about getting a facebook page.I told her we don’t have something you need,which is a life.
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Posted by Pistol Pete
I already had a bunch of stuff for Friday.Be a shame to waste it.
SD is bringing the little ones to town today.Our park district converted an old farm into a children’s farm and petting zoo decades ago,that is near where I grew up.They have milking demonstrations,a petting zoo,a pony ring,trail rides and in the fall,the hayrides are very popular.I want to show my angels where Pawpaw grew up just so they can,in some small way.connect the past with their lives.The photo is 3 years old…they’re no 6 and 9.I can’t believe how the years slip by so fast.
ROGER AILES ANNOUNCED THAT MEGYN KELLY WILL TAKE OVER HANNITY’S TIME SLOT,OPPOSITE BUTCH MADCOW.WHAT A BATTLE IN THE OCTAGON…ONE AND ONE HALF WOMEN ENTER,ONE WOMAN LEAVES.
WHEN I STARTED READING MAD MAGAZINE IT WAS .25…THEN IT WENT TO .50 AND ON UP TO A DOLLAR.tHATS WHEN IT GOT TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME.NOW ITS $5.99?
FOR EVERYTHING
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Posted by Pistol Pete
To all those who took offense at my poor choice of words yesterday,I sincerely apologize.I could write a long explanation as to how I came to this lot in life but once a trust has been broken it is not easily repaired.Everybody here has treated me with great kindness and respect and you deserve far better.Perhaps one day you will find it.
God bless you all.
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Posted by Pistol Pete
(rant warning)
President Barack Hussein Obama went on TV last night to speak to the American people about the increased threat of terrorist attacks.He was even considerate enough not to disrupt network programming.HE DID IT ON A LATE NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT SHOW!!!
“The odds of dying in a terrorist attack are a lot lower than they are of dying in a car accident, unfortunately,” Obama said when asked by Leno if it is still safe for Americans to travel abroad in light of recent heightened terrorist threats
UNFORTUNATELY? UNFORTUNATELY??? THAT’S ALL YOU GOT? JUST WHAT THE HELL IS SO UNFORTUNATE, YOU NAPPY HEADED, LOP-EARED HEAP OF VOMIT? THAT AS MANY AMERICANS AREN’T KILLED BY TERRORISTS AS DIE ON THE ROAD??
If I don’t end up with angina it’ll be a miracle.
NOTE TO BARRY:WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE 2014 OLYMPICS IN RUSSIA YOU MENTIONED TRACK,SWIMMING POOL,BALANCE BEAM…ITS THE WINTER OLYMPICS,YOU TWADDLING TWIT!A REPUBLICAN WOULD GET ROASTED OVER SUCH A DISPLAY OF TOTAL IGNORANCE
Added by CtH: Saw this on Facebook and had to share here!
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Posted by Pistol Pete.
IS THIS A PICTURE OF
A.AN OCCUPY WALL STREET REUNION
B.AN ATTEMPT AT A WORLD RECORD FOR WEARING UNDERWEAR
C.THE DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
ICONS OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
I WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE SUCH GRACE AND CLASS LEADING OUR COUNTRY.I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME LEFT.
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Posted by Pistol Pete
“If at first you don’t secceed,try,try again.Then quit.No sense being a damn fool about it”…..W.C. Fields
So Barry,pretending he gives a shit,calls his top advisors together to come up with a plan to counter the suspected terror attacks on some of our embassies.While they’re doing that,he sneaks out early and gets in a round of golf before heading to Camp David for the weekend.The press are acting very concerned and critical of their messiah.We all know how they really feel.I have a bunch of things queued up,so I’ll go through them and see what I can do.
BIDEN FORGOT HIS DROOL CUP,SO SUSAN RICE HAD TO WIPE HIM BEFORE HE WENT TO HIS SHORT-BUS CLASS REUNION
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Posted by Pistol Pete
It’s been a tough week.Finding good news has been harder than trying to find your chewing gum on the floor of the henhouse.
Seems the CIA had a number of operatives on the ground in Benghazi and now they’re trying to hide them to keep them from testifying.Barry is also using the excuse of Russia granting Snowden asylum to duck a meeting with Putin.Understand this….Putin is a real thug.The genuine article.From the first time he saw Bozo he knew he was a bladder full of gas and a hatful of air.Barry never wants to be seen as leading on anything he can be pinned down to.That’s how he survives…by not looking like he had anything to do with the shit he’s perpetrated.
Enough of depressing stuff.It’ll keep for awhile.
PLUGHEAD THINKS HE’S RUNNING FOR PREEZY IN 2016.JUGHEAD WILL HAVE TO HOLD HIS HAND AND LET HIM DOWN GENTLY AS ONLY ONE MAN CAN TO ANOTHER.
(I just threw up a little)
THE NETWORK WHERE WANNA-BES AND NEVER -WERES TOIL IN OBSCURITY,COMFORTED ONLY BY THE FACT THAT EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS EVERY BIT AS STUPID AS THEY ARE
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