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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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Yesterday’s MLK rally went exactly as expected.The bile flowed like water as speaker after speaker perverted his legacy by fomenting racial hatred and division.Screaming that they’re still victims and wanting more of what the evil ol’ white man has.I avoided the entire charade,given the invitees.

The media made a big deal out of the fact there were no republicans spotted in the crowd.Apparently they asked Boehner and Kantor,but Boney was speaking at another event and Kantor was asked after he’d committed to something else.Given the climate today any non-liberal people of pallor would have been beaten and no one would have seen anything. Besides,my BS-O-Meter would have melted and I can’t afford another one.

Tomorrow’s the funhouse.Don’t know what I’ll have,but I’ll come up with something.I always do.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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My mission statement has always been to find things I think the visitors to our garden will find informative,offbeat or just plain funny.Few have the kind of time to devote to a blog like I do,but if you only have a few minutes,please check the link to Dr. Ben Carson’s piece in the Washington Times and the video of Andrea Tantaros’ stirring tribute to her just-passed special needs brother.My heartfelt thanks for stopping.

Today marks the 50th anniversary of MLK’s ‘I have a dream ‘ speech.

The president will give a moving and heartfelt speech about treating everyone equally and decrying the division between the races and vowing to work hard to make Dr. King’s dream a reality…..

Just kidding–he’ll read some horseshit somebody wrote on his telepropmter and go on with his campaign to destroy the country.

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THAT VILE WINDBAG BOB BECKEL CALLED SOUTHERNERS A BUNCH OF ‘CRACKERS’ YESTERDAY

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THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE GOING TO THE RALLY TODAY SWATHED IN ‘TRAYVON MARTIN LUTHER KING’ SHIRTS

How nice–put a dead thug on a plane with the foremost civil rights leader we’ve ever seen.

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HEY,GRUNT…GOT ONE FOR YA

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PRESIDENT-IN-WAITING HILLARY IS READY TO LEAD THE TROOPS INTO SYRIA AND KICK ASSAD’S ASS

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

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Tuesday already?So when does the boy-king fire off some rockets to blow up some sand in Syria?

 

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BARRY IN CONFERENCE WITH THE COMMANDERS OF HIS ARMY OF ACE PIMPS ON HOW TO SELL OBAMACARE TO THE POOR DUMB BASTARDS THAT THINK THEY’RE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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We have all seen the tsunami of black-on-white crime that’s been going on.This is merely affirmation that Obastard’s plan of dividing the races is working flawlessly.You all know about 88 yr old Delbert Belton and Chris Lane.Just for your consideration (and to save space) I’m putting multiple links in one reply where you can read about:

a 91 yr old man out for a walk beaten and robbed

a 99 year old woman robbed and murdered by a 20 year old burglar

a carjacking that took place with a 73 year old woman inside.The carjacker pulled into a parking lot a few blocks away and pushed her out.

Authorities have not released a description of the suspect in that one.

A Chicago policeman went to aid a woman who was being beaten by a mob and was struck in the head with a baseball bat and got a fractured skull.That one will never be solved because nobody knows nothin’ and if they’re caught red-handed they still deny everything.

There was one today I will not link to.I was so shaken I almost got sick.A disgusting black sow hog put her little piglets on a little  girl riding her Big Wheel down the sidewalk while she filmed it.They screamed at her,hit her,and pushed her off her bike while the sow laughed.They proudly posted it to their facebook page.She has an older boy about 12 who posed for Facebook with his gun.They titled their entry ‘when white people piss off black people.’

Maybe it hit me as hard as it did because that little girl was Miss Olivia a few short years ago.I don’t know where the child’s parents were,but I’m betting they’re looking for a new house.

Children are not born with this kind of hate.They learn this from their parents, friends, and role models.

I will not link to anything about the 50th anniversary MLK get-together; you know exactly how it went.A steady stream of those who make a nice living stirring the ignorant masses into a froth making up the most outrageous lies you can imagine.Why not?Like anybody’s going to say anything about it.Hell with it.Let’s do this.

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THE SATURDAY MLK GRUDGE

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I really hadn’t planned on posting anything today.I just sat down and started to browse for ideas for Monday.I wish I hadn’t.now I have to vent or nothing will taste right.

Today as many as 100,000 people are expected to descend on the mall for the 59th anniversary of MLK’s march on Washington.Every race pimp in the country will be there with their shiny brown faces claiming they’re carrying on Dr. Kings dream but encouraging the savages to kill white people.

Dr. King would be as hated today as Clarence Thomas is.They never mention he was a republican or that J.Edgar tapped his phones.He really did believe in bringing the races together.These slugs keep their place at the democrat table by keeping the ignorant masses angry at whiteys in general and republicans in particular.

I got to looking around marking an article here or there and suddenly I have a whole bunch of stuff.Guess I might as well get it out of my system.

My grandson’s regular season football  opener is tomorrow afternoon.Looking forward to it.

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THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE AT LAST

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So glad this is Friday.Were it any other day I’d have to report about:

the 89 year old WWII vet beaten to death in a VFW parking lot by two members of the Negroid race

The hot dog seller outside the Home Depot beaten with a hammer by 4 MOTNR for his cellphone

The man found burned to death in an empty Memphis lot by 2 MOTNR

As of this writing no suspects were in custody in any of these cases.

I will not comment further for obvious reasons.

NOW HOW ABOUT SOME FUN?

I HAD TO STEAL THIS ONE FROM BLUEBIRD.

Frankly,I was shocked she posted it at GFC

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HEY,GRUNT:DIDN’T WE ALL SUSPECT SHE HAD A BIGGER ONE THAN HER RAPIST HUSBAND?

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THE WHITE HOUSE IS PLANNING A CLOSED-DOOR HEARING ON BISEXUALITY NEXT MONTH.REALLY.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EEEEWWWWWWWWWW

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Added by CtH, cuz I just saw it at Facebook and Pete NEEDS it in his collection. ::snork::

You want free birth control - Pelosi

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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Friday’s coming,hang in there.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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I heard an audio clip on redeye Radio this morning from Barry partying with the 1972 Dolphins yesterday and he said something like:this is the fun part of the job.I like having fun.I couldn’t find the clip online anywhere for a long time.Then I went to the official White Hut website.Don’t bother trying to suffer through the whole nine minutes.I didn’t.The money quote is at 2:48.It sums his whole presidency up in a nutshell.All about havin’ fun and hurting your enemies(those who disagree with you.)
I GIVE UP!SINCE I’VE WATCHED IT ONCE THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO IN QUEUE.JUST CLICK ON PLAYLIST AND YOU’LL SEE IT NEXT ON THE LIST.So I’m an idiot…you knew that when you hired me.

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I LOVE THIS ONE

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GRUNT:YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

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HERE…HAVE SOME

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

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SD is back teaching school but the little ones don’t start until next week,so we’re doing daycare duty.DW just packed them up to go to her BFFs for a playday with her granddaughter.I’ve gotten used to sitting on the couch with them watching Dora the Explorer,Team Umizoomi and especially SpongeBob Squarepants.Have you ever seen it?There’s a lot of subtlety to it,but you can’t help but chuckle.I always end up kraving a Krusty Krab Kake.+

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Dick Van Dyke was rescued from his burning sports car on Hwy 101 yesterday.Don’t you hope to look this good at 87?

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“CAN WE RIDE IN THE SQUAD CAR AND CAN I BLARE THE SIREN,HUH?HUH?PREETY PLEASE?”

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HOWZABOUT A HI-DEF NIGHTMARE?

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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What a beautiful day Saturday was.When my eldest called last week to wish me a happy birthday she mentioned my 10 year old grandson had a football game Saturday.His dad is a big guy and very active in sports.my grandson,RJ,plays base ball and Jr. takle football and big sis plays softball and volleyball.(she has a game Friday).I had planned on going many times before,but like  when DD was young,I always had an excuse at the ready.Not anymore.I grabbed a couple folding chairs and DW and I headed to the small town just west of here where they live.The main street is lined with signs touting the team and individual state championships their high school kids have won.

This is classic small-town Americana.They had games for 5th,6th,7th and 8th graders on the playing field behind the high school.There were all kinds of families there rooting their little gridiron heroes.RJ had dad,mom,stepdad,stepmom,grandpa,two grandmas,sissy,an aunt and three uncles.They so cool in their blaze orange jerseys and helmets that made it look like their head was too big for their body.But the running and tackling was no joke.The booster club had a stand set up near one end zone selling water,pop,hot dogs and popcorn.At halftime the 5th and 6th grade cheerleaders came out and did their routines.It was such a hoot watching my kid go nuts whenever her baby ran with the ball or got tackled.I can’t remember when I’ve had a better time.Its the most sunshine I’ve gotten in years.Even got a bit of a tan.Looking forward to going again,maybe this coming week.

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THE OBAMAS DECIDED AGAINST A FULL PHOTO OP THEIR LAST NIGHT SQUATTING AT MY WHILE WATCHING THE FIREWORKS SHOW IN THEIR HONOR(or celebration they were finally leaving)

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Parts of Egypt are burning as the Army and the Pro-Morsi forces slaughtering each other.

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WHERES OUR SECRETARY OF STATE?OH,NEVER MIND

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KRISPY KREME IS CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PREEZY IN 2016.

THIS SHOULD CLEAR THAT UP.

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EGYPTIANS AIN’T FEELIN’ BARRY

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Added by CtH. Saw this at Facebook and had to share cuz it makes me LAUGH!

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