Author Archives: Pistol Pete

THE FRIDAY THE 13TH FUNHOUSE

Update:DW is doing much better. I took her to our family MD Monday and after checking her over,he said she’s progressing well enough not to need the super-expensive antibiotic. When we got home that day there was an envelope from her 93 year old dad with the money to pay for her meds. She had already planned to go see him in Wisconsin,which she did yesterday,so she can take it back to him. We thank all of you wonderful people and especially my Lord Jesus for answered prayers.

Let’s see what I can come up with today.

Mission-Accomplished

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WE HAVE A COUPLE OF COMMODE STORIES TODAY.

THIS IS A SPRING-LOADED SEAT SO MEN WON’T FORGET TO PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN.

(a pet peeve among ladies,so I’m told)

ANY REPORTS OF MEN GETTING THEIR WEINERS PINCHED WHEN THE SEAT SLAMS DOWN ON IT ARE EXAGGERATIONS,I ASSURE YOU. ASSUMING THEY’RE DOING IT THE CONVENTIONAL WAY,OF COURSE.

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

A lot of different things today;I kept bookmarking links until it became impossible to sort through them to cull some really good stuff for you.In the hours I spend scouring the web I come across pictures that I capture and add my own captions for them.I should wait for the Funhouse tomorrow,but hope you get a kick out of some of these.

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THE FECKLESS FOURSOME STAND FOR A PHOTO-OP HONORING THE VICTIMS OF 9/11.THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY’D RATHER BE SOMEPLACE ELSE.BARRY AND MOOCH ARE KEEPING THEIR TESTICLES WARM,PLUGS IS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE LEFT HIS.DR. JILL WONDERS IF THE MONEY AND POWER ARE WORTH IT.WHAT YOU SEE ON THE RIGHT IS REAL GRIEF,WHAT YOU SEE ON THE LEFT IS APATHY AND BOREDOM.

Dammit,Mr. President,this is a fox trot… YOU’RE supposed to lead. I…I can’t. I’ve never done it before. I only want the fun stuff. Maybe Putin can take my place.
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OK,KIDDIES,HERE’S A QUIZ:
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a. Nancy Pelosi without her makeup
b. What lives in Hillary’s panties
c. Al Sharpton’s mama

NOW,JOHN… WE ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU TO SERVE COCKTAILS AT OUR PARTY. YOU KEPT CRYING IN THE MARTINIS LAST TIME. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ THINKS CANTOR IS A CUTIE.
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I ENDED UP COMMENTING ON ALMOST EVERY LINK. HOPE YOU ENJOY. IF NOT,YOU’RE NOT GETTIN’ YOUR MONEY BACK!

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A VERY SPECIAL GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Twelve years ago today our lives changed forever.We could no longer allow ourselves to believe that we’re safe here,that nobody dare attack us on our soil.It all seemd so surreal as it played itself out,slowly tearing our collective insides out.None of us will forget where we were when we first heard.It just didn’t seem possible.Our youthful innocence was replaced by cynicism and distrust of anyone not like you.We go on,only because we have no choice.Every day we must resist not only a foreign enemy but also those here at home who would do us harm.

Four brave Americans were murdered one year ago yoday.This administration considered them not worth saving.The media whores have completely ignored these treasonous acts to protect their man-child and his heir-apparent,who has as much blood on her hands as he does.

I have a few links and some youtubes today,some I’m going to post a few extra graphics.

THESE SOULS ARE STILL WAITING TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED

THIS APPEARED ON DRUDGE BEFORE PREEZY DID HIS TAP DANCE NUMBER WITH A ONE-WORD CAPTION

PERFORMANCE

The Million Muslim March drew an underwhelming crowd of…are you ready?……21

DAYS LIKE TODAY YOU NEED SOME CUDDLING & HUGS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

Today is the NYC mayoral primary.

Its also recall day for two gun-grabbing dems in Colorado.

Foremost,Putin and Assad jump on Kerry’s idiotic statement to allow Bashir to agree to hand over chemical weapons to the UN.

This shows Obumbler to be an ineffective,incompetent,dithering fool.Barry doesn’t care….he needn’t face rejection in the Senate and House and he’ll be given full credit for his amazing “diplomacy” by his boot-licking sycophants.Hopefully this is not over.

 

HAVING ‘FLEXIBILITY’ SAVED MY BUTT!ITS GREAT TO BE ME.

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Holy smoke!So much going on today,my queue runneth over.

Lessee:Obama making an ass of himself

Kerry making an ass of himself

Mme. Pantsuit making an ass of herself

Susan Rice making an ass of herself

Chief of staff Denis McDonough making an ass of himself

Yup….pretty much normal.

Obama is going on 6 networks today to try to sell a barrel of his snake oil.The only one he skipped was MSNBC.It would have been embarrassing to do an interview with Tingles humping his leg.One thing is certain….he may get a Yea vote in the Senate if the dems all fall on their swords along with the usual RINO backstabbers,but he has virtually no chance in the House.Question is,will he bomb anyway?To me,that would be an indication that the muzzie in chief has intended to spark civil wars in the Middle East all along.Much,much more to come.

I’m posting a link to a story about Afghan veterans being reunited with pups they left over there.Whether you watch it or not,there’s a piece in the comment section I felt I had to share with you:

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in the world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man’s reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us, may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads.

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog. A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master’s side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer. He will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune drives the master forth, an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him, to guard him against danger, to fight against his enemies. And when the last scene of all comes and death takes his master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by the graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad, but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

George Graham Vest – c. 1855

HAPPY MONDAY

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HEY, GRUNT…HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

I was ready to start posting yesterday when DW came into the mancave looking very shaken up.She said that the last two days she’d woken up with no feeling on the left side of her face.All she could think was that she’d had a stroke.I told her it looked like when my older cousin contracted Bells Palsy.We called our doctor,who was not in the office and they advised us to go to the hospital.After 5 hours and a lot of tests,the MD on call concurred with my diagnosis of Bells Palsy,along with an abraded cornea since she can’t close her eye completely.When I went to bed I gave thanks to my Redeemer that it wasn’t any worse than it was for my best friend and life partner.We went to get her medication this morning and the generic was $183 for 20 pills.We called the hospital and there is nothing cheaper.We’ll get by somehow….we always do.You just have to figure out what your priorities are.

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THE HUMPDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Looks like congress may not authorize military action in Syria

Looks like it doesn’t matter…he’ll do whatever he feels like doing

 

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ARIEL CASTRO DID THE ONLY DECENT THING HE’S EVER DONE IN HIS LIFE.HE SAVED THE TAXPAYER A LOT OF MONEY BY IMITATING JUDAS ISCARIOT.ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL,HEAR?

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HEY,GRUNT:HOWZABOUT THIS???

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Is it war yet?

The Resolute Desk (above) was built from the timbers of the HMS Resolute and was a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes. It is considered a national treasure and icon of the presidency.

Don’t Muslims have a thing about shoe soles and disrespect?
Just asking.

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is my desperate attempt to keep our page hits up.

 

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THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

It’s that day when you can put all the depressing crap aside for awhile and just be grateful you’re not some of these people.

HEY,GRUNT:IF YOU’RE INTERESTED,I THINK HE’S AVAILABLE!
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HILLARY MEETS KING ABDULLAH WEARING HER NEW “WHERE’S WALDO” JACKET

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