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HAPPY FOURTH!

The Declaration of Independence: A Transcription


IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.


The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:

Column 1 Georgia:    Button Gwinnett    Lyman Hall    George Walton

Column 2 North Carolina:    William Hooper    Joseph Hewes    John Penn South Carolina:    Edward Rutledge    Thomas Heyward, Jr.    Thomas Lynch, Jr.    Arthur Middleton

Column 3 Massachusetts:   John Hancock Maryland:   Samuel Chase   William Paca   Thomas Stone   Charles Carroll of Carrollton Virginia:   George Wythe   Richard Henry Lee   Thomas Jefferson   Benjamin Harrison   Thomas Nelson, Jr.   Francis Lightfoot Lee   Carter Braxton

Column 4 Pennsylvania:    Robert Morris    Benjamin Rush    Benjamin Franklin    John Morton    George Clymer    James Smith    George Taylor    James Wilson    George Ross Delaware:    Caesar Rodney    George Read    Thomas McKean

Column 5 New York:    William Floyd    Philip Livingston    Francis Lewis    Lewis Morris New Jersey:    Richard Stockton    John Witherspoon    Francis Hopkinson    John Hart    Abraham Clark

Column 6 New Hampshire:    Josiah Bartlett    William Whipple Massachusetts:    Samuel Adams    John Adams    Robert Treat Paine    Elbridge Gerry Rhode Island:    Stephen Hopkins    William Ellery Connecticut:    Roger Sherman    Samuel Huntington    William Williams    Oliver Wolcott New Hampshire:    Matthew Thornton

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

So much to post,so little space.

So,Barry helped overthrow Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak so his Muslim Brotherhood homey,Mo Morsi, could take over.Turned out to be far worse than Mubarak was.Now the army has stepped in and enacted what could be considered a military coup d’état.They have taken over the state-run TV and will put a ruling council in place until they can hold another election.Meanwhile both the army and Morsi say they will defend what they think is theirs with their blood….which is what separates them from the  weenies in our democrat party.A hangnail would put them in intensive care.They’ve got healthcare coverage,right?

Speaking of which,I believe Valerie ‘Rasputin’ Jarrett convinced Barry that if he didn’t delay the employer mandate until 2015,their party would get pummeled next year.The fact he cannot mandatorily change laws already in force means little seeing as how he’s always gotten away with it.The individual mandate remains in effect.I’ve been waiting since April for approval of my Medicaid application and haven’t heard a word.If it does not get approved,we will owe $700 each as penalty for having no insurance.That’s over a month of my social security.I can’t afford it,so they’ll take it out of my benefits and I’ll still need to get a policy somehow that’s approved.I heard on the radio a lot of employers are getting around the mandate by offering a medical plan that covers almost nothing and has a deductible in the thousands.The employee doesn’t have to take it,as long as they offer it,they’ve fulfilled their obligation.

If anybody in DC has come across our little garden,I’m in deep doo-doo anyway,since suffering in silence is not exactly one of my strong suits.

The kids are all busy tomorrow,so I plan to burn the flesh of some dead animal to celebrate the holiday.I may try to put together a patriotic post for anybody who may stop by for a few minutes.

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MORE CHILD ABUSE FROM THE PRO-ABORTS IN TEXAS

THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE FIRST PIC’S SIGN SAYS: “IF I WANTED GIVERNMENT IN MY WOMB,I’D F**K A SENATOR”

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THIS LITTLE BOY’S SIGN:STAY OUT OF MOMMY’S VAGINA

What fine role models these parents are.

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THE SYMBOL ON THE LEFT IS THAT OF EGYPT’S SALAFIST PARTY

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Looks like Barry and Mooch’s Big Adventure is over (for now).

Morsi has ben such a disaster in Egypt Barry couldn’t go near him.Hundreds of thousands are threatening to overthrow the government.Wish our side had that many militants.What would he do?What would the National Guard do?If blacks were the ones being wronged we’d find out.Alas,we are too civilized for that kind of revolt.We continue to try to win against a rigged game.

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IF THIS TANZANIAN WOMAN WERE TO FART,IT WOULD BE AN EXACT LIKENESS OF THE CHOSEN ONE

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THESE CHILDREN WERE FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PRO-ABORTION RALLY IN AUSTIN,HOLDING SIGNS WITH COATHANGERS.THIS IS CHILD ABUSE.

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PLANNED PARENTHOOD WAS ADVERTISING FOR PROTESTERS…THIS IS NO JOKE

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THINKYOU’VE HEARD IT ALL?GUESS AGAIN.

THERE IS ACTUALLY A COMIC STARRING THE MAN-CHILD DUE FOR RELEASE 9-11-13

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I had a notion to call this the Monday Outrage Grudge,since you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some outrage against mankind or civility.But Brent Bozell pretty much does that every day over at Newsbusters.Besides,you guys have come to expect a little more than that when you come here.So,I’ll just do the best I can with what I have at hand.

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THE ALL-GOOD FRIDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Let’s forget about the GOP committing mass suicide last night,the Barry Does Africa Show and all the other crap that’s going on.This is the day I set aside to bring you something different.I have some things too short to link to,so I’ll just C&P them.If you think finding interesting,non-political,non-brutality of man toward his fellows is easy,try it.

HappyFriday

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WHILE ON SAFARI,THE FIRST LADY TAKES A NOON SNACK

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

FRIDAY’S ALMOST HERE!

I’ve been following the Zimmerman case with a little interest so far,mainly because of prosecution’s star witmess,Rachel Jenteal.

She allegedly wrote and signed a letter to Trayvon mama,which she couldn’t read in court,because at 19 she can’t read cursive.She also thinks the term ‘creepy-ass cracker’ is not racial nor is it hurtful.An eyewitness account from Legal Insurrection I’ll link to said that when she was examined by prosecuters she spoke so softly she had to be told to speak up.On cross-examination she suddenly turned into (sic) an angry,illiterate field ni**er.The lawyer let her twist herself in her own words without ever interfering.It was funny/painful to watch.I just imagine whose vote she cancelled out when she cast her ballots for Barry last year.

THIS IS BARRY AT THE DOOR OF NO RETURN,WHERE AFRICANS WERE SOLD INTO SLAVERY BY OTHER AFRICANS AND LOADED ONTO SHIPS HERE.WHY DIDN’T THOSE FARMERS JUST LEARN TO PICK THE COTTON THEMSELVES?

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PLEASE MAKE THE MUSLIMS IN YOUR TOWN FEEL WELCOME WHEN THEY MARCH IN YOUR 4TH OF JULY PARADE

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Hang in there,Friday’s comin’.

YHIS IS WENDY DAVIS.SHE IS A NEW ICON OF THE LEFT.SHE FILIBUSTERED A BILL THAT WOULD HAVE BANNED ABORTIONS AFTER 20 WEEKS IN TEXAS.SHE AND THE SCREAMING MEE MEES THAT SWARMED THE GALLERY,WAVING COAT HANGERS, FORCED THE VOTE ON THE BILL PAST THE DEADLINE.NOW MANY MORE INNOCENTS WILL DIE.

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

15 republican senators happily slipped the hangman’s noose around their own necks last night as the democrats marveled silently at their gullibility.I will expose the sellouts.

Supreme Court struck down key provision in the 1964 Civil Rights Act and Barry,Eric,Sheila Jackass Cheetah,Sharptongue and the rest of the race-baiters are bemoaning this carriage of justice.

Obama has permitted Putin,Imadinnerjacket,Xi Jinping,et al. to show America to be a world-class laughingstock

The Zimmerman trial started out yesterday on a bizzare note as one of his lawyers opened his statement with a knock knock joke.

Barry has announced he will mandatorily skyrocket energy prices through executive orders,again proving he ignores laws he disagrees with.

THIS IS ONE OF MY SURPRISED FACES!!

THIS IS TRAYVON’S MAMA AND DADDY;HE EVIDENTLY CALLED ONE OF ZIMMERMAN’S FRIENDS HALF A WORD.HE CALLED HIM A MOTHER******. ZIMMERMAN’S FAMILY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE COURTROOM,BUT MARTIN’S FAMILY CAN SO THEY CAN WHINE TO THE CAMERAS EVERY NIGHT.YOU WOULD THINK WITH ALL THE MONEY THEY GOT HE COULD AFFORD ONE SUIT AND TIE THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT CAME FROM THE SALVATION ARMY.

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MEET THE TWO MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

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THE RACE HUSTLERS HAVE CONVENED IN SANFORD,FLORIDA TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF THIS CIRCUS

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Busy day today;

The Supremes are meeting for the last day before vacation and are expected to rule on cases such as DOMA,affirmative action and voting rights.

Reid slipped a big fat plum into the amnesty bill for the casinos in his state,and the sniveling South Carolina simp is bragging he’ll get 70 votes for euthanizing the Republican Party.

Barry is packing to go on safari to Africa with stops in South Africa and Tanzania,but is skipping his homeland of Kenya,much to the chagrine of his extensive family there.Somebody might start asking about where,exactly he was born since he’s spent millions to keep it hidden.

Edward Snowden slipped out of Hong Kong after the Chinese claimed the extradition paperwork the US gave them was incomplete.He landed in Russia,where he was supposed to go on to Ecuador or Cuba.Unfotunately,the feds can’t find him and Putin stuck his thumb in Barry’s eye.I have the feeling a real hardass like Putin has no respect for an empty sack of hot air except to extort money and military intelligence from.

The George Zimmerman trial started today.Zimmerman’s family was forced to leave the courtroom,as they are potential witmesses.Poor l’il 6’2″ innocent-as-a-lamb Trayvon  mama be wailing  ’bout justice for her baby.They already collected a cool million from the Homeowner’s Association,now they want someone hanged.There are 5 white women and one Hispanic on the panel,so a guilty finding is not a foregone conclusion.The homies are picking out the best neighborhoods to riot in where they can smash windows and steal the best stuff.

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THE FRIDAY, FEEL-GOOD, NO POLITICS GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

It seems that with every passing week,I look more and more to Friday just to lighten things up for my pals and maybe get their weekend off to a good start.Faced with the incessant flow of outrages  that we are forced to stand by and watch helplessly is really frustrating and we need to unplug for the sake of our own sanity.

I’m a little late getting started today.We made our weekly pilgrimage to WalMart so I could terrorize the public(see yesterday’s post) and the sky was getting dark when we left home so we took our umbrellas in the store.At one point the lights inside actually went out for a few seconds.I don’t know if they have backup generators but the power came back on.As we got near the checkout I looked outside.The sky was as black as the inside of your hat and the rain was coming down like a cow pissing on a flat rock (I majored in metaphor mixing). Unless you’ve ever seen a cow perform this bodily function you can’t appreciate the concept.About half the checkout registers decided to take the rest of the day off and people were herded from one working checkout to another.

Being the gallant dude I am,I  told DW to wait while I opened my umbrella and pulled the car up so she could get right in.I have a Handicapped placard, so I was only a few yards from the door.The car radio on the way home said that the storm packed 60MPH winds.There was such a volume of hot air you’d think Schumer and Dirtbag were arguing.

On a personal note,my state raised the tax on cigarettes $1 per pack last year.They didn’t raise as much money as they figured,so this Sunday its going up another dollar.So a carton of name brand cigarettes will be about $80.00 around here.It’s much,much higher in Chicago because of the excessive taxes.What always galled me was that anytime the politicians need more money the first thing they do is drop more taxes on tobacco.Cutting spending never enters their minds.I smoked between 1-2 packs a day for almost 40 years.I stopped for good at the end of February,just before I went into the hospital.I never thought I’d find the will to quit,but after a quadruple bypass 10 years ago and now toting a pacemaker and using oxygen for my COPD,it’s all over.My body was warning me this was my last chance.The strange thing is I don’t even miss it.I will confess,though,I get some perverse pleasure thinking about smokers(most of them Obamaphiles) that will pay whatever it costs to get their nicotine fix.

OKAY,ENOUGH!!!!

I have some really good things for you today.Be ready to chuckle,smile,and,oh, have some Kleenex handy;I have a couple stories that will test your tear ducts…I promise.

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LIKE IF YOU SEE HANDS

SHARE IF YOU SEE GOD

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