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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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Before I start,make SURE to stop tomorrow.I have some bizarre,wacky,and funny things to post.

Speaking of bizarre and wacky…it seems the Obamas are being welcomed in Europe like the proverbial skunk at a garden party.

What kind of an idiot goes to Northern Ireland and calls for an end to Catholic schools?Our idiot,thats who!

The gang of tr8ors have hammered out a deal which promises tougher border security.They must realize the democrats will agree to ANYTHING to get a bill passed….then all bets are off.Barry only enforces the laws he feels like anyway.I’m praying this can be stopped,but I just don’t know.

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Yes,those are real ducklings in this photo

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WE ALL MOURN THE PASSING OF ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS OF OUR TIME

I don’t know what his political persuasion was,but I’m posting a youtube he did for the Wounded Warrior Project.

(it has WAY too much Brian Williams and not enough James Gandolfini)

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A MAN WAS BUSTED FOR DUI ON ONE OF THESE

Going to WalMart is like going to an amusement park for me.I get in one of these with my oxygen tank and try to arrange drag races with other cart users.It always embarrasses hell out of DW,but she gets a lot of sympathy for having to put up with me

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SUCK IT UP,BARACK….WEEZ G’WAN ON SAFARI TO AFRICA NEXT WEEK.Y’ALL CAN CHILL WITH YOUR HOMIES

How the hell did you get a booger on your forehead anyway?

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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Another day when I can’t fit everything into one post.Well,I’ll do what I gotta do.

Barry gave a speech at the Brandenburg Gate today.In 2008 he drew over 200,000 people.This must be Germany’s National Rearrange Your Sock Drawer Day…only 6,000 showed up.

The Regime has agreed to one-on-one talks with the Taliban after a rocket attack killed four Americans yesterday.Karzai was so angry to be left out he cut off negotiations.We can thank Liveshot Kerry for this blunder.He also funneled 300 million in weapons to the Syrian rebels(read:Al Qaeda) and he and Skankles have forced Barry to side with the rebels while Iran and Russia back Assad.I really don’t see why we’re getting involved.There have been over 90,000 Muslims that have killed on both sides,which is the ultimate goal,right?Why not let them continue butchering each other?

The G8 Summit was a disaster with absolutely nothing being accomplished.They all dressed down to imitate Barry,shedding their suit jackets and ties since he doesn’t take this president crap all that seriously to begin with.

I’m posting some screen grabs from the news to give you a brief synopsis of what’s happening.That way I can save a little space in the comment section.

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This is a picture of the kids at the Holocaust Memorial.Yahoo described them as reverent.Baloney.They’re bored out of their minds.I can’t say I blame them,though.It’s like every day being Christmas.It wears pretty thin pretty fast.Being born with lucky genes entitles them to anything they need or want.And they sacrifice nothing to get  it.

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I’LL BET ANGELA MERKEL WOULD RATHER BE TRIMMING HER TOENAILS AS TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS POMPOUS WINDBAG

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CHECK THE WAY MOOCH LOOKS WHEN SHE’S AROUND MEN IN UNIFORM

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DAM,THAT BEEYOTCH LOOKS HATEFUL

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THIS IS CPS HEAD UNION THUG KAREN “MOBY DICKLESS” LEWIS.

SHE BLAMES THE CLOSING OF OVER 40 INNER CITY SCHOOLS ON RACIST WHITE PEOPLE.IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT,DESPITE HAVING NO MONEY,HER THUGS DEMANDED HIGHER PAY AND MORE BENEFITS.NOPE,NOTHING AT ALL.

IT HAS BEEN MANY A FORTNIGHT SINCE THIS COW HAS SEEN HER TOES…OR WIPED HERSELF.

EEEWWWWW!!!I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH

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YOU CAN’T GET MILK FROM A BULL,BUT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT,YOU MAY GET A BIG,MESSY SURPRISE

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OKAY,THAT’S IT….I’VE CROSSED THE RUBICON

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OKAY,OKAY…ONE MORE

THESE ARE ACTUALLY HOSE INVENTED BY THE CHINESE TO WARD OFF SEXUAL ADVANCES

No,I’m not making this up.I have the link to it.

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I really didn’t plan for this post to go so far off the rails….it just happened

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

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There was as good an exchange of ideas here yesterday as we’ve had for a long time.I enjoy doing this every day,but I really enjoy hearing what others have to say.It makes everybody a little more aware of whats going on.

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OUR FEARLESS LEADER QUAFFING A FLAGON OF STOUT

(didn’t think an idiot could talk like that,didja?)

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OUR SARAH SHOWING OFF A PAIR OF SNAKESKIN PUMPS

(and you know how I feel about high heels)

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so I’m a chauvinist…..sue me

 

“UH,VLAD..CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO BE A REAL DICTATOR?”

“NOPE”

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THE FIRST KIDS LOOK POSITIVELY BORED AS THEY VIEW THE RUINS OF AN ANCIENT IRISH MONASTERY

 

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Still,it beats hell out of looking for a summer job that’s not there,thanks to their daddy

 

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IRS RALLY TOMORROW!!!!

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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Hope everybody had a great Father’s Day.

 

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THIS IS OBAMA’S CONSUL GENERAL TO ITALY;HE HIRES AND FIRES YOUNG ITALIAN WOMEN IF THEY LEARN TOO MUCH OR WON’T LAY DOWN FOR HIM.HE MAKES $178,000/TR. HIS NAME IS DONALD MOORE.YOU’LL NEVER HEAR HIS NAME IN THE NEWS.

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THIS IS STATE DEPARTMENT WHISTLE BLOWER KERRY HOWARD.HILLARY CLINTON FIRED HER FOR TALKING.YOU’LL NEVER HEAR HER NAME EITHER.BOTTOM LINE IS,COME UP WITH ENOUGH CASH,OBAMA WILL HOOK YOU UP.UPPITY-ASS WHITE WOMEN EXCEPTED,OF COURSE

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THIS 5 YEAR OLD HAS MADE HUNDRDS OF DOLLARS SELLING HER ‘LEMONADE FOR PEACE.’…YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE HER STAND IS

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TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU CAN GET BY WITHOUT GUBBMINT HELP,YOU AIN’T GOT THE TIME OR MONEY FOR A VACATION.IT’S OK,WE GOT THIS…HAHAHAHAHAHA

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OUR LEADER TOOK TIME OUT FROM HIS ENDLESS FUNDRAISING TO PARTY WITH THE WNBA CHAMPIONS AT THE BIG CRIB

LOOKS LIKE HE’S ENJOYING HIMSELF,DOESN’T IT?

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If you detected more than a teeny-weeny bit of sarcasm,you’re probably right.

 

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THE FRIDAY FEEL-GOOD GRUDGE

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If you are one of the 15 or so people who visit the garden,it is not a revelation I’m pretty depressed these days.

I was even going to summarize the outrages du jour,but we all need the break even if only for a day or two.

YOU WON’T HEAR IT ANYWHERE ELSE,BUT TODAY IS FLAG DAY.

ALSO,ON THIS DAY IN 1775,…238 YEARS AGO,THE U.S.ARMY WAS BORN.

LETS CELEBRATE THEM BEFORE SOMEBODY MAKES IT ILLEGAL

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CtH:I included this one of US Army women just for you.

Pete: Thanks! Just FYI, I’m pretty sure those are Marines (MARPAT digital camo pattern and rolled sleeves are tip off). Ooh Rah!

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IF YOU’RE WORKING AT WENDYS,ENJOYING A FROSTY THIS WAY IS NOT A GOOD CAREER MOVE

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From CtH: Screenshot of site where you can get your hard-drive checked for the DNS Changer thing.

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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Each passing day finds me filled with deepening sadness and much melancholy as we all are forced to stand by,voiceless,while our elected representatives happily place the noose about their own necks over amnesty for tens of millions of illegal immigrants disguised as “immigration reform.”Their arguments about all the restrictions the bill imposes and how difficult the ‘path to citizenship’ would be is like so much water through your fingers.These illegals have no interest in becoming US citizens.They want the jobs and the free stuff.Once the democrats attain their majority,it is a short step to lock them in as another permanenet underclass of takers,sucking an already-overburdened system dry.I’ve had a sense this country would collapse from its excessive sin and corruption.I just never realized how quickly the end would come.Without a shot ever being fired.

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WITH A BROKEN HEART,I GIVE YOU THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF WELFARE

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“GET ON BOARD,KIDS;WE’S G’WAN BACK TO THE MOTHER COUNTRY

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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Hoping to get this done before El Derecho strikes us this afternoon.

IF YOU CAN SEE THE BORDER BETWEEN ILLINOIS AND WISCONSIN,I’M ABOUT DEAD CENTER ON THE BORDER AND ABOUT 20 MILES SOUTH

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SCHUMER:ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST

This smug prick knows they’re so close to talking the GOP into eternal submission he can scarcely contain himself

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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A lot to get to today.

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OUR GENIUS LEADER GAVE XI JINPING,DICTATOR OF RED CHINA AND HOLDER OF TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DEBT HE RAN UP

AS A GIFT…..A PINK BENCH????

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THATS NOT A JOKE

 

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

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It’s been a really rough week.With each passing day comes a new outrage as we are being pushed ever faster headlong toward the edge of the cliff.I was ready to go on hiatus for awhile.Then I came home from delivering my papers this morning and read the comments from yesterday’s Grudge.The kind words that Mindful wrote gladdened my heart exceedingly and I realized maybe somebody was actually interested in what I had to say.

It is up to us to teach our children and grandchildren about the things that made this the greatest country in the history of the world.This is how tribes without schoolbooks pass on their legacy to a new generation.If we do not do this so much of the rich tapestry of events that molded and shaped these United States will be lost.

My granddad was born in 1905 and granny appeared in 1908.Gramps was too young for WWI and too old for WWII.But,his older brother,my Great Uncle Homer was a WWI vet and my oldest uncle was in WWII and my youngest uncle was on a maintenance crew for F-86 Sabre jets in Korea in 1951.I would sit for hours and listen to stories of their service to our country and my grandparents told me what it was like raising four kids during the Depression. Granddad would line up outside a construction company office at 3AM,hours before they opened,hoping the crew boss would choose him to work that day.He said they’d work you for 14 hours and pay you for 8.Don’t like it?The guy behind you has hungry kids at home and would be more than willing to do whatever he could to survive.That was the way it was before FDR decided to turn America into a welfare state.Granny and I used to go round and round because they were stone Roosevelt democrats and,try as I might,I could not convince her it wasn’t Roosevelt who got us out of the Depression,it was the War.I shudder to think what would happen if we were put in that position again.Almost nobody is prepared to fend for themselves.

I’m sorry for going on so long.I’ll hush up and get on with the non-political weekend post.

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THIS IS A REAL MAGAZINE COVER,FOLKS!

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'Brokeback Mountain' Movie Stills

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