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Feeling a little better than yesterday,but but the cycle of outrage continues.

Chris Christie proved once and for all he’s for himself first and last.He’s calling for a special election in October for the Late Lout’s seat,three weeks before his own gubernatorial election.Newark mayor,Cory Booker is almost a shoo-in to win in this heavily democrat state.It will cost taxpayers about $25 million,but he’s had a change of heart over spending money on elections.Proof is in the forthcoming link.Do you think for a city minute if the senate seat belonged to a republican and the governor was a democrat he’d piss around with special elections?Get serious.

Mooch encountered a heckler at one of the three fundraisers she did yesterday.Once again she proved neither one of these douchenozzles can take two words of criticism.I’m sure the Secret Service made sure there was no video that got out and the incident has been scrubbed from the official white hut website but I have a link to the audio.How I long for the days when we had real first ladies like Laura Bush who didn’t get involved with the ugliness of politics.

Today I have not one but TWO stories involving breasts.Even that doesn’t cheer me up.OK,lets do this.

CAN YOU GUESS WHY THIS GIRL WAS TURNED AWAY FROM HER SENIOR PROM?

LISTEN,YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE NOTHINGS,YOU MAY HAVE PAID TEN GRAND FOR THE HONOR OF BEING IN MY PRESENCE,BUT WHATEVER GAVE YOU THE IDEA YOU COULD SPEAK?YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT BUT YOU LOST THAT RIGHT WHEN MY MAN MADE IT TO THE BIG HOUSE.NOW SHUT UP AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU TO.REMEMBER THE FBI AND THE IRS DO WHAT WE ORDER THEM TO.

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Times seem to be getting worse and worse with each passing day.We knew it would be an ordeal,but even those who knew what the bastard was capable of may have underestimated the depth of his depravity.There were two events of significance today.The man-child is throwing a tantrum because those stupid senate republicans won’t let him pack the DC Circuit Court with his band of far,far left judges to get done from the bench what he can’t get done in the legislature.Of course,I’m posting a link to it.

The other event will not get a mention on the evening news.It is victims of the Obama IRS putsch testifying before the house Ways and Means Committee.If you watch the youtube I’m posting it will break your heart.I was angry enough to pick up a bat and bend some skulls.I know,it’s not possible.But it’s so damned infuriating to watch this crap day after day and realize that,unlike in the old days,the good guys aren’t going to ride in and save us.We keep waiting but it’s all in vain.There’s not a damn thing we can do about it.

THIS INSPIRATIONAL POSTER HUNG AT THE MOUNTAIN HOME AFB UNTIL SOME WHINY,SISSY-ASSED ATHEIST MUTTS BELLYACHED THAT THEY WERE ‘OFFENDED’ BY THE BIBLICAL REFERENCE.THE POWERS THAT BE HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN.WHY THE HELL CAN’T THEY JUST GO BACK TO WHACKING OFF TO INTERNET PORN AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE?

I WAS GOING TO PUT IN A NASTY COMMENT ABOUT THAT THING WOMEN THINK IS SO GROSS AND MEN WHINE ABOUT WANTING ALL THE TIME.BUT I WON’T.I’M A GENTLEMAN.

That is the headline on Drudge right now,and it’s all a result of frank ‘The Lout” Lautenberg finally giving up the ghost at 89 years old.He had retired once before,but with Bob ‘The Torch’ Torricelli facing certain defeat after he was indicted 5 weeks before the 2002 election,Bubba Klintoon went to ‘Ol Torchy and assured him either his signature or his brains would be on his resignation.Then the democrats rushed to the NJ legislature and got the law quickly changed to allow a ringer to be brought in to save the democrat seat.He’d been there since,which means New Jersey voters aren’t any fussier than other dem-controlled states.

Now comes the conundrum.Does Christie help himself for his reelection this year and name a democrat,or does he risk infuriating the republican base if he plans to run in 2016 for president?The democrats are all over it,because they are proactive when it comes to hedging their bets.I’m sure he and Barry will be best buds for awhile.

THE LOUT ASSUMES ROOM TEMPERATURE

http://www.newsmax.com/newswidget/frank-lautenberg-dies-89/2013/06/03/id/507679?promo_code=12630-1&utm_source=12630Weasel_zippers&utm_medium=nmwidget&utm_campaign=widgetphase1

THIS LAYS OUT CHRISTIE’S DILEMMA

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/06/chris-christie-frank-lautenberg-replacement/65826/

MAJOR DEMOCRAT DONORS FLOCK TO CHRISTIE

They want to make sure he knows who’s got the stroke in this town

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/06/major_democratic_donors_flock.html

I’m betting he’ll name a full-blown RINO to the seat and after he wins reelection this year he’ll pull a Specter and switch parties.He’s pragmatic enough to know who the winners and losers are and he’s thinking about his own future.

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The countdown has ostensibly begun.Thirty-one days until the end of the two-party system in our country. Chuck U. Schumer was on MTP yesterday,clucking about having an amnesty bill passed out of the Senate by July 4th with as many as 70 signatures.That means they’ll have gotten about 14 GOP senators to commit suicide by giving them weak promises in a bill the president has no intention of enforcing.

Our only hope has been in the House,but Rove said the republicans will offer their own plan,then all the wolves and sheep will go into committee and finalize a bill which Obastard will quickly sign.When the democrats come up with a bullshit idea,why can’t we just say ‘no’,instead of having to counter with a lesser-bullshit idea?All the rules about having to wait 20 years,pay taxes,yada yada yada mean absolutely nothing.They come here for the food stamps,free medical and the jobs.They send the money back to Mexico.They have absolutely no interest in becoming citizens.Check the Muslims who were welcomed in Europe.Travel through any neighborhood with a lot of Hispanic businesses and every store will have a sign advertising wiring money to Latin countries.With an additional 30 million more parasites on an aleady-overburdened welfare state,the republicans will cease to be a national party.And it was the people we elected to represent us that sold us out.

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It looked a little grim,but I think I found enough non-depressing (for the most part) news for the normal Friday sendoff for the weekend.

I gave a lot of thought to what it would take for the Acolytes to turn away from their man-child.

Abnormal sex acts involving a live chicken,a gallon of hot sauce and a trampoline?Nah…just gettin’ his freak on.

Snorting 2 grams of PCP and skipping naked down Pennsylvania Ave, shouting,”I can fly,I can fly!”…nope

Announcing he was resigning the presidency to join a monastery?They know he couldn’t handle the vow of silence…or poverty.

The only sure way I know of would be if he announced he was converted to a pro-life position,he would insist on drug tests before anyboby got a welfare check and he planned to build more refineries and open Alaska and both coasts to oil exploration.Women on welfare would be sterilized after their third child.Put incentives in place for couples to marry…like stay together for a year,get a check for $1,000.Cut corporate tax and declare an amnesty to bring money invested overseas back home.Close the border and arrest intruders and imprison them.

IOW,announce the House Negro is leaving the plantation.Thats about the only way I could see it happening.

Then I wake up and realize I’m still in Kansas.

EYE BLEACH WARNING! EYE BLEACH WARNING!!

OH,CRAP….TOO LATE

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Take a good look at the poster that Alicia Keys is holding.If anyone can name one thing Obama could do to make his disciples turn away,speak up and I will dedicate an entire post to you.

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Hope everybody had a safe and happy Memorial Day.I have stopped watching news programs on TV and find myself much happier.You can find what you want online and I will continue to gather the best and offer it to you here.A little politicking today,but mostly humorous,strange and downright silly.

YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING…A MOVIE ABOUT SKANKLES CALLED:’RODHAM.’

ONE OF THE ACTRESSES UP FOR THE PART IS SCARLETT JOHANSSEN.START DRESSING UP THAT PIG TO PUSH DOWN OUR THROATS WHEN OBASTARD GETS DONE WITH US.

I THINK THEY WOULD BE A QUOTE FROM DICK CHENEY:”GO F*** YOURSELF”

OK,I’LL ADMIT IT.I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER