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Under the new format I just invented,I will confine most of the political stuff to the header,so you can skip it and go straight to the silliness.I reserve my constitutional right to rant,and rant I shall.Kind of a right-wing Andy Rooney.Today’s rant is on the White House Correspondents Dinner,hereafter referred to as WHCD,since I don’t type worth a crap anyway.It’s a gathering of jaded assholes.
I’m hoping everybody had something better to do.The one thing I did notice was that Willie and Korie Robertson from Duck Dynasty were there as guests of CBN.I’m sure there were a few whispers about the hillbillies.Everybody had on their tuxes,Willie shows up in a suit with the shirt sleeves sticking out,the tie is too short,he has on camo shoes,his belly hangs over his belt,like mine,and he was the only one there with a headband.And I’ll bet he couldn’t care less what anybody thought of him.He’s got millions of dollars and a smokin’ hot wife.

Tom Brokaw didn’t attend this year.He felt having Lindsay Lohan there made it a freak show.He also warned that they looked like the chosen ones in Louis the XIV’s France.

Read here:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/04/26/Brokaw-Rips-WHCD-Were-Versailles

OUR SARAH TWEETED:

Posted by Pistol Pete

After much thought I have decided to concentrate on less political news items.I figure the real big stories you’ve already heard about.You’re still free to discuss whatever you wish,but I’ll do my best to bring some light into the garden.

Obama spoke before Planned Parenthood and was so overcome with joy he almost came in his pants.There is a youtube of his speech I will not post and many others have commented how disgusting we already know he is.

Some days the Grudge will be short,some days more links than videos.I have some really good youtubes for you today.

As always,feel free to add anything you like.I’ll post again Monday.

THE PRESIDENT LEADS THE NATION IN A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE BOSTON VICTIMS.

ALONE.IN HIS OFFICE AND RELEASED LATER TO THE PUBLIC.

8X10 GLOSSIES SUITABLE FOR FRAMING AVAILABLE THRUGH WHITE HOUSE . GOV

THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS ARE FROM THE DEDICATION OF THE BUSH LIBRARY

DURING THE PRAYER,NOTICE WHO’S HOLDING HANDS AND WHO’S HOLDING NOBODY’S.

READ:WE REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE UP HERE WITH THESE WHITE FOLK

TWO WOMEN WITH BEAUTY AND CLASS,TWO POWER-HUNGRY ANIMALS AND MISS ROSALYNN,THE POTTED FERN

MRS. BUSH: “GEEZ,THIS GUY REEKS OF STALE TOBACCO SMOKE AND BODY ODOR.DOESN’T HE EVER BATHE?”

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SOMEBODY AT  TLS MUST READ THE GRUDGE.HE CALLED HIM JOKER TWO DAYS AFTER I DID

I’m back

The office lady at the hospital was trying to get me federal aid for my health(medicaid).I got a phone call yesterday from someone in Springfield asking about our cars and wanted to know what the cash value on my whole life insurance policy was.They asked about DW’s,but hersis a term policy with no cash value.It sounds like I’ll probably be turned down,leaving me with a quarter million dollars in medical bills and no money for any diabetic supplies.I’m not black,Mexican , and for my whole life I had a job.Guess that disqualifies me.

This whole thing stinks.I’d bet a penny worth of brimstone against a hard union dollar the Jerkoff brothers were part of a sleeper cell.Proof?Cornhole and the White Hut is denying it.That’s proof enough for me.And I don’t buy for a minute the Saudi national that Mooch visited in the hospital  is not part of the plot.He will be quietly slipping out of the country since his family is well connected.What surprises me is that there have not been more of these attacks since terrorists know they have a sympathizer running the country.

Added by CtH … snagged off Twitter and Facebook.

Posted by Walter’s evil alter ego

Pete wanted the day off.He said,’can you fill in?’

‘Idon’t give a damn.’

OK,just for the record-those two murdering scum are named Tamerlin and Dzhokar Tsarnaev.thats too much to spell.We’ll call him Joker Jackoff,since its easier and it fits.The other one’s dead,so why talk about him?

I resent people comparing me to the guy with the hairplugs.I’m smarter than that asshole and I’m made of wood!

Have a smile over the rest of this crap.if you don’t,I don’t give a damn.

OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE LAME DUCK DYNASTY

MY WIFE FINALLY LEFT ME.IT’S ABOUT TIME!AFTER WE HAD ‘ONE MORE FOR OLD TIMES’ SAKE,I SAID “DID I HURT YOU?”

NO,WHY? SHE SAID.

YOU MOVED ONCE,I SAID.

SHE JUMPED ON HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND RAN MY ASS OVER ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR.

ANY GOOD LOOKIN’ WIMMIN OUT THERE WHO WANT TO MEET,YOU BRING THE RAG AND I’LL BRING THE LEMON PLEDGE.WE’LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER COMES UP.IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,

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Been an eventful week,hasn’t it?The newswires were mainlining alka-seltzer last night as the Boston Bomber  suspect drama went one way then the other.The left was hoping it was the original suspects,a Caucasian man named Michael Mulugeta and a Pakistani ,Sunil Tripathi.Turned out the real culprits were MUSLIM JIHADISTS from Chechnya.The frustration and disappointment coming from MSNBC is palpable.

SIGN POSTED AT THE GEORGIA/SOUTH CAROLINA BORDER