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MADAME BOTOXIA LAMENTS SEQUESTER CUTS WILL NOT ALLOW HER MULTI-MILLIONAIRE ASS FROM VISITING THE TROOPS

NEWS FLASH:IDOUBT THAT WILL HURT MANY FEELINGS

THIS IS THE ACTUAL COVER OF A TALIBAN PUBLICATION-AZAN-MAGAZEIN

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Yesterday was an emotional day and another effort by democrats to show what a miserable,hateful,vindictive pack of curs they really are.Cnn dropped the coverage as soon as it was announced there was a verdict in the Jody Arias trial.Anything to avoid doing their job.The way the democrats tore the witnesses apart was nothing short of shameful.It fit the pattern Lady Iron Panties used to smear the victims of her partner,Sir Sexual Predator,the horny hick.Whether this damages her in any way remains to be seen.I’m not hopeul.I do know that as of right now the only republican with the balls to stand on the same stage and confront her about facing the families of her victims and blaming a video when she knew it was a bald-faced lie is Ted Cruz.The left already hates him.Will the GOPe allow him to run?Support him?Don’t hold your breath.

HA HA HA YOU CAN’T LAY A FINGER ON ME,SUCKERS!!!!

THIS IS ELEANOR HOLMES HORTONHEARSAWHO

SHE IS A VILE,RACIST BITCH

SHE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT FOUR DEAD CRACKER-ASSES

SHE JUST WANNA COVER HER JESUS’ BACK

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Well,the Benghazi hearings are under way as I begin this.FNC & CNN are the only networks covering it.Don’t look for any of the media bodyguards to mention it this evening.We will hear shocking,credible testimony from actual witnesses of the cowardice and duplicity of those responsible for the death of four Americans.This will,of course be completely ignored by the LSM,as were Fast and Furious and the Butcher Gosnell.They must stop at nothing to protect their man-child and the first woman-president-in-waiting.

Speaking of which,the jury is in their sixth day of deliberation.The knot in the pit of my stomach tells me there is an Obama-worshipper holding out to hang the jury on the most serious of the hundreds felonies he’s charged with.We’ve seen worse.

Mark Sanford upset the dems’ dreams of a 2014 blowout by crushing their lame candidate by 9 points.If nothing else,he knows the voters in his old district and he knows retail politics.

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Today is election day for the 1st cong. district of south Carolina for new Sen. Tim Scott’s seat.It features a disgraced fprmer governor vs. an activist hack whose only qualification is her brothers comedy show.Sanford has a narrow lead.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA   mmm…mmm…mmm

Testimony begins today that will prove the lies and coverups of his crime family…who cares?I got reelected

Syria continues to use chemical weapons to slaughter its people…who cares?I got reelected

People being cut from full time hours to part time to avoid Obamacare…who cares?I got reelected

Amnesty for millions of illegals will cost $6.3 trillion..or more…who cares?I got reelected

So what are you going to do,Mr. President?

Go golfing,silly.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-plays-round-golf-3-senators-162511235.html

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I have so much today I may not get it all in.

GP:I can’t believe you mentioned checkout counters yesterday.We went to WalMart about 10:30 yesterday morning to pick up a few things.I enjoy the trip because they have motorized scooters with the basket in front where I can put my air tank.There had to be at least 8 or 10 other scooters in the store while we were there.Every time I passed one I said: ‘drag races start in aisle 10 at noon’. There was one heifer that had to go 500 pounds field dressed.I thought, ‘how the hell did she get here?In the back of a dump truck?’

“Gee,honey,you sure are tight tonight”

“You’re in my navel”

We got to the checkout line and paid for a few things I had and looked balefully at the cashier and said, ‘things haven’t been the same since I lost my wife.’

“I’m sorry to hear that..when did she die?’

‘She’s not dead,we came in together,but I lost her in here somewhere.’

DW was right behind me and the cashier looked at her like: you put up with this? She nodded her head slightly.

Welcome to my world.

WHEN REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT HE HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE OVAL OFFICE HE WOULDN’T TAKE OFF HIS JACKET.YOU KNOW WHAT THE HORNY HICK DID.THIS IS HOW MUCH THE CHICAGO JESUS RESPECTS THE PLACE INHABITED BY SO MANY GREAT MEN

THE GOSNELL JURY DELIBERATED FOR THE SECOND DAY.THE BEAST IS BEING HELD IN SOLITARY.ONE WRITER TWEETED: ‘SNIPPING THE NECKS OF BABIES IS FROWNED UPON BY THE FELONS.’

HOPE THIS IS HIS ROOMIE WHEN HE GOES TO PRISON

“WANNA SEE ME SWALLOW THIS WHOLE”

“JOE,DID YOU STEAL A CUCUMBER FROM THE GARDEN,OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?”

‘I STOLE A CUCUMBER”

MEET MEG LANKER-SYMONS.SHE’S A 30ISH PROFESSIONAL STUDENT AND AGITATOR.SHE RECEIVED AN AWARD FROM THINK PROGRESS AND IS BUDDIES WITH BILL AYERS.THE POTTED PLANT STANDING NEXT TO HER IS HER HUBBY.HE’S CHECKING TO SEE WHERE HIS BALLS WENT AFTER SHE TOOK THEM.SHE DOESN’T SHAVE HER ARMPITS,SHE SWEATS A LOT FOR A FAT GIRL AND SHE USES LAB MICE AND GARDEN VEGETABLES AS MARITAL AIDS.SHE SENT HERSELF BOGUS FACEBOOK MESSAGES CLAIMING A REPUBLICAN WANTED TO “HATE F***” HER.THIS IS UNLIKELY,SINCE REPUBLICANS DON’T DATE OUTSIDE THEIR SPECIES.

THE NERD GLASSES ARE A NICE TOUCH,THOUGH

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/05/hater-busted-nasty-lib-student-activist-threatened-herself-with-rape-blamed-it-on-conservatives/

I DON’T SEE WHAT ALL THE FUROR IS OVER THIS POST

THIS WOUNDED WARRIOR KNOWS WHO THE REAL DEAL IS.YOU GO,GIRL!