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THE NEW GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I had to rename it since it’s not quite the same person doing it.There was a little tension this morning when DW,the designated carb counter, made breakfast and I was still hungry afterward.I wanted to complain,but then I remembered she could kick my ass before I got sick.She gave me a snack to hold me over until lunch.According to her,23 grapes equals one carb. I think she’s having too much fun sticking my finger when she tests my blood sugar.Maybe it has something to do with the finger I offer her to test on.

No,I haven’t lost my twisted sense of humor….yet.

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PETE’S OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

Posted by Pistol Pete

Since the last time anybody heard from me my life has turned 180 degrees.

Sat.,3/9, I passed out in the shower for no apparent reason and didn’t remember a thing.

The next day after delivering the Sunday papers I was having a great deal of trouble breathing,as I had been for months.

DW took me to the ER where after some preliminary tests,I was admitted.For the next nine days I would go from one life-changing event to another.

On Tuesday it was announced I was officially classified as a type II diabetic under the new federal guidelines.I was told they have expanded the classification because of the epidemic of obesity in the country.They tested my blood sugar 4 times a day and for the most part it was pretty much under control.I have a new med that is like insulin in pill form,which I can get by with as long as I control my diet and my blood sugar levels.They started me out on a carb-counting menu then switched to a 2mg. low sodium diabetic diet,which was pretty frustrating because the menu consisted mostly of drywall chunks and lawn clippings.By the time I was released yesterday I had lost 13 pounds and can now appreciate seeing a herd of cattle grazing in a field and know what their world is like.

The dietitian gave us all the information on living on a starvation diet forever and a chart that showed the carb and caloric value of certain food groups.I’m hoping maybe somebody here has some recipes for heart-healthy foods that are at least edible.DW is taking this journey with me,since she has battled high blood pressure and is pretty heavy herself.The plan was to eat sensibly and start walking to exercise as I lost weight.Yesterday I was told if I ever left the house I would have to drag an oxygen tank on wheels,so the walking thing is a moot point.

There was a lady cardiologist whose last name has 29 letters,two of which are vowels.On Friday she came in and showed me part of the EKG monitor where my heart had paused for periods of up to six seconds while I was asleep,which apparently was the cause of my blackouts and why I was fatigued all the time.Monday I received a pacemaker to regulate my heartbeat.The hospital sent an oxygen unit to my home,which I will be attatched to for the rest of my days.I have a smaller tank,which I have to wheel around if I ever have cause to leave the house in the future.This probably upset me worse than anything.No more part time job,no few dolllars each week to get through when you have an unexpected bill come up,just our SS checks.There is usually a three week stretch with nothing coming in  to get through.My priorities are changing on an almost hourly basis.

The office lady had us fill out papers and took our financials early on,since we have no medical coverage.There is an agent from the hospital trying to get me on federal aid(Medicaid) and backdate it to March 1. Normally coverage does not include pre-existing conditions.My total stay for 9 days will probably run close to a quarter million dollars.If I never needed medical attention again I could pay $25/month and have the bill paid off in approximately 978 years.

I’m supposed to have a sleep study done in two weeks to tell me I have apnea,which I already know.DW has a cPAP machine,which since her old unit quit working costs us $107/mo. to rent from the medical place since we self-pay.We cannot afford another,so if there is no federal funding it will be simply another exercise in futility.

The one positive thing that I have to say came from this whole ordeal was that I reconnected with my oldest daughter.Her mom and I divorced while she was still young,and after her mom remarried,we kind of went our own ways.She’s now 38 with two kids and two stepdaughters which keeps her pretty busy.She works in the office of one of the doctors there and stopped by a couple times so we had a chance to talk,just the two of us.She asked about great-granny,my mom and dad,and just a whole lot of things we never had time to say to each other as we went about living our own lives.I guess a crisis can bring people closer together than good times can in more significant ways.

In the more than a week I was hospitalized the thing I think I missed most was sharing with my friends here.I know there are a lot of people here with a much tougher lot in life than mine. If we can survive the Obama regime,COPD and diabetes should be a piece of (sugar-free) cake.

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THE POLITICS-FREE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was sitting here at my machine yesterday and I said to myself:self,it’s about time for a respite from the insanity going on everywhere.So I dug deep and found some different articles,some funny,some sad,some heartbreaking and some heartwarming.

I’m in a goofy mood,so I hope to make you chuckle or at least smile.

Note:no elected officials or domestic animals were harmed in the making of this blog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THE FILIBUSTER GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Yesterday we witnessed the best and the worst in our party.On the one hand,Rand Paul and a few other senators with steel spines stood up to the dictatorial juggernaut that is the Obama Regime.Predictably,there were the petulant crybabies who have resented the fresh ideas that Paul,Cruz,Rubio et al brought with them to Washington.

I made a comment earlier on another thread that the tours were conducted by volunteers.This is true,but security is still required.CNN’s Jonathon Karl,in a rare act of journalism figured out the cost came to $18,000/week.As an aside,the White Hut tour director has received 430,000 in raises over the last four years and makes over $100K per year.Barry is going to regret doing this.Check the links and you’ll see why.

I have a lot about the historic events of last night,so let’s get started.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Not much news of import.Just a bunch of jaded liberals gushing over a murderous tyrant currently burning in hell.

 

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pauper Pete

 

Had our tax returns done today.Can somebody tell me how the social security TAX I paid for 45 years can be TAXED again?Now that I’m receiving the benefit?In all my years,this is the first time I’ve had to pay in,since I used to claim 0 dependents so I’d get a chunk back.I was too naive to realize the government wasn’t “giving” me anything.This was just the part of my money they didn’t use.I’m sure they plan to change all that here pretty soon.republicans_and_democrats_are_like_cats_and_dogs

 

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistolas de los Pedro

Did we survive sequester?Are buildings burning?Is there raw sewage running in the street?Are families killing their pets for something to eat?

Is it over yet?Have the Commies taken Oklahoma?Just askin’.

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THE SEQUESTER EVE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Sooo,the GOP isn’t caving and now Barry has to walk back his doomsday predictions a bit.It may be wishful thinking,but it seems like the media whores are a little less eager to hide his treachery than they usually are.Maybe some of them are getting tired of being played for the fools they truly are.Woodward dared speak up yesterday(as per the video I posted) and now he’s gotten a threatening e-mail from financial hack Gene Sperling.Those of us who pay attention know this administration is run like a crime family.Woodward has long been a hero to the enemedia because he has a presidential scalp hanging from his belt.They’re making it clear nobody speaks against the Chosen One…nobody.

I heard a clip this morning  on WLS from Jim Sacia,a state representative from Pecatonica,which is about 12 miles west of where I live.Granny’s family came from that area.He goes ballistic on the Chicago Syndicate and makes a notable analogy about the convoluted plans they have come up with to comply with court-ordered concealed-carry law that they must pass.Please check it out.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Its about 48 hours until the man-made disaster called Sequester kicks in.The closer the deadline approaches,the more unhinged the left is becoming.I’m posting a pair of links today about McConnell trying to get the GOP senators cedeing complete control of the cuts over to Obama.I was shocked when I read about this capitulation until I came across another item that proves Barry doesn’t want the sole responsibility for making the cuts.That would mean he had to do something he was directly responsible for and couldn’t blame somebody else.Leadership is hard,you know?

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THE COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Got some good stuff today.

Chrissy:we are praying the Lord lifts you up and eases your burden.Hope you’re feeling better.We sure need you.

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