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In case the Mayan calendar is wrong,I’ll do a post tomorrow.Don’t know what,but I’ll think of something.

First,rest in peace,Judge Robert Bork.I believe the venomous attacks on him by the Vomit Brothers,the late and unlamented Ted ‘Swimmer’ Kennedy and the foul-mouthed buffoon Joe Biteme are what started the ever-escalating  rift between parties.Never had a good man been treated so shabbily.I just hope and pray that Justices Scalia and Kennedy love their country enough not to retire while President Pondscum is in office.It would have a devastating effect on the country for decades.Doing my research for good stuff on the net,I come across the same bullshit we’ve been subjected to,like Time naming the Heretic Man of the year because he got the ‘low-information’ voter.Those are people who couldn’t buy a clue with Warren Buffett’s money,and really don’t care.I am going to post one thread about Jake Tapper bitch-slapping him yesterday and his usual response.

We are bracing for our first storm in 285 days and people are freaking out.It rained pretty hard this morning while I was doing my papers.As Grandpa used to say: ‘It rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock.” That makes no sense,unless you’ve ever seen it done.I have,and it’s pretty accurate.

Thats enough of that.Come on in to my world of lunacy.Being warped is really not so bad once you get used to it.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Notice to all web surfers who stop by:if you’re looking for the best in all things political in and around the beltway,with thoughtful columns and interviews with today’s movers and shakers….you’re in the wrong place.We are a collection of disparate souls with nothing in common except for love of country and a sunny exterior that sometimes belies a raging inferno under the surface.Chrissy is our leader–kind,thoughtful and a whiz on the computer.Mind your manners or you’ll wake up one morning with your credit rating slashed.Bob is her consigliere,who is also no slouch with all things electronic.Cross her and suffer the consquences.Aussie is our foreign correspondent,making our site a truly international one.Hoot is obsessed with feathered birds of prey with buggy eyes.Mindful Webworker operates our bordello.Things are slow,so for now he’s running it by hand.Every organization has to have one individual who’s only useful as a bad example.Parents tell their kids,”if you don’t straighten out,you’ll wind up like him.” That’s me;Pistol Pete’s the name,lunacy is my game.Women love me,fish fear me. On one hook I can string a minnow,night crawler,leech and a chicken liver.I guess you could call me a master baiter.It’s my job.It’s what I do.

Now that the medication has kicked in,lets kick this pig.

Wasn’t going to post today;feeling kinda blah.Then I got a card from a lady on my paper route who’d asked me last year to leave any extra copies of the Sunday paper if I ever got any,since she is a couponer and uses the extra to buy goods for the local food pantry.After a year,she said that my help really made a difference for those less fortunate than we are.Funny how the simplest things can make you feel really good.I promise all good stuff today.My picture files are bursting,so I’ll try to make you smile a little.

PSA from CTH: STOP EATING! STOP DRINKING! STOP CHEWING GUM! IF YOU’VE GOT A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR MOUTH, REMOVE IT. [still coughing up cereal inhaled during Pete Graphic Laff Fest below.]

CHRISSY DOING HER SITE BITES

BOB

HOOT

TING

JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT THESE WERE FUNNY

AS YOU CAN SEE,I HAVE WAY,WAY,WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

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When you’re doing a post thats largely non-political,sometimes it’s hard to find things of substance and not pure pap.Join me now and I’ll regale you with tales of DIY wreaths,heartbreaking video from dying teen,the wrong woman to cheat on,dirt on Pawn Stars and Strorage Wars,an amazing 9 year old who lost 66 lbs,pre-teen thugs,cinnamon buns and some of the bizarre things one company is making out of bacon.

Y’ALL WERE OBSESSED THE OTHER DAY WITH OWLS,SO I THOUGHT I’D CONTRIBUTE

BOB ADDS:

Saved the cutest for last…