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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Since you ladies were discussing France yesterday,it reminded me of something I heard about a French student complaining to his American friend that all French students are required to learn English.His American friend pointed out to him that were it not for the Americans,Canadians,British and Australians,he and his friends would be speaking German.
Filed under Loose Pollen
THE MONDAY GRUDGE
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Sunday is a day for rest,spending time with family and worshiping God,as it should be.Fear not, Ol’ Pistol was doing research for today’s post.A LOT of videos and,of course,a little craziness.
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff, Joe Biden, Obamacare
THE SATURDAY GOOFINESS GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
There’s so much anger,resentment and disgust permeating the country,I thought you might need a break and read some of the silliness happening,peppered,of course,with my personal touch.
Sarah Jessica Parker is holding a high-roller fundraiser for the Living Saint June 14.She is considered a shoo-in for an Oscar nomination for her role in The War Horse
Filed under Loose Pollen
THE THURSDAY GRUDGE
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Don Wade read some exerpts from ‘The Amateur’ on his show today. Apparently,Mooch advised the man-child not to run against Bobby Rush for his House seat.She reportedly went as far as drawing up divorce papers.He lost by a margin of 2-1 and was so depressed he contemplated suicide.She is also allegedly insanely jealous of any woman that comes near him.I think I’m going to order this book.
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff
THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Missed posting yesterday.Had a full day between my foray to the Social Security Office and trading my Saturn with the bad front end and needing 4 new tires for an older 4WD Blazer.The way news breaks if I miss a day it seems like there’s so much to catch up on.Undaunted,I’ll give it my best shot.
Filed under Funny Stuff
THE MONDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
No promises today,I’m suffering from Mondaynucleosis.
Filed under Funny Stuff
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
A baby asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?” “Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.”The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.”
God said, “Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.”
Again the child asked, “And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?”
God said, “Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.”
“And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?”
God said, “Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.”
“Who will protect me?”
God said, “Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it’s life.”
“But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.”
God said, “Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.”
At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, “God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.”
“You will simply call her, ‘Mom.’”
– Unknown
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