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Crowder moderates debate between Trump and Sanders
For further enlightenment and amusement:
Microaggression: A Beginner’s #SJW Guide
Why “Democratic” Socialism Doesn’t Work
I’m Just a Bill (Transgender Schoolhouse Rock Parody)
Filed under Steven Crowder
Pro-gun Republican to grace the $20 bill
From Guns.com.
In a sense of political correctness turned political irony, the abolitionist and underground railroad conductor will replace Democrat President Andrew Jackson.
On Wednesday the U.S. Treasury reported that Tubman, who during the Civil War was active in the Union cause, serving as a nurse, a cook, spy and scout, will replace Jackson on the front of the bill. The seventh President, whose supporters founded what became the Democratic Party, will move to the back of the bill along with an image of the White House.
Jackson, noted as a military man, has in recent years fallen out of favor over his treatment of Native Americans and the fact that he owned slaves. Earlier this year groups railed against the naming of a new warship, the USS Jackson, by Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus, despite the fact that the vessel was named in honor of Mississippi’s capital city by the former Governor of the Magnolia State.
Tubman on the other hand was a supporter of the anti-slavery Republican Party, though some argue she may not have been a fan of Mr. Lincoln’s at the time.
Further, to a degree she encouraged insurrection against the Federal government, helping abolitionist leader John Brown recruit volunteers to seize the Federal Arsenal at Harper’s Ferry in 1859. [story continues here]
(bluebird of bitterness adds: This article does not mention the fact, but Harriet Tubman was also a devout Christian… as if being a Republican sympathizer and pro-Second Amendment were not bad enough.)
Filed under Democrats, History, Republicans, Second Amendment, Slavery
Hey, social justice warriors…
CtH … just sticking my nose in to say, “Watch this! It’s fabulous!”
Filed under Bill Whittle
Sesame Street Introduces New Muslim Muppet ‘Zari’
From The Barbed Wire.
The popular children’s show Sesame Street has a new Muppet character, hijab-wearing “Zari,” who will be introduced on the Afghani version of the show. In PBS’s effort to remain as politically correct as possible, the character is an Islamic girl who will teach children about female empowerment and education, among other things.
Advertising posters for the character show her playing with Elmo and Grover. You can bet though that since Zari will live on the Sesame Street in Afghanistan, life will be a little different than the Sesame Street Americans are familiar with.
First, you will notice that Zari only has four fingers on each hand. Clearly, she has had a finger on each hand cut off for stealing, or some other violation of Sharia law. The mean streets of Afghanistan are no place for a Muppet.
Viewers of the Middle Eastern version of the show will get to meet Zari’s 49 year-old husband, even though Zari herself is only 10 years old. She, with the help of other characters on the show, will teach young girls the joys of being a child bride and sex slave.
Some episode plot lines that have already been announced include:
- Zari finds out Muppet genital mutilation isn’t as fun as it sounds.
- She accidentally allows some of her hair to come out from under her hijab, resulting in her first stoning.
- Miss Piggy makes a surprise visit, but Zari feels that Piggy makes the local deli unclean so she straps on her suicide vest to solve the problem. The deli needed remodeling anyway.
- Zari gets educated on homosexuality in a special episode that ends with Bert and Ernie getting tossed off the rooftop of a tall building.
- Zari’s refugee cousins arrive from Syria and proceed to gang-rape Big Bird.
In no time, Zari will probably be migrating to the American Sesame Street, where she will teach American children how wonderful her culture is.
The episodes will be brought to you by the letters I, E, D and by the number 666.
More great stories from The Barbed Wire:
Hillary Thinks It’s Cute the Way Bernie Keeps Winning States
Trump Tells Boston Globe to Leave Satire to the Pros
Music Concerts Cancelled Until Communities Meet an Artist’s Political Demands
Filed under Funny Stuff
Saturday stuff
Scott Ott on making America great again:
Andrew Klavan on voting while angry:
Bill Whittle on the way liberals destroy everything they get their hands on:
Filed under Funny Stuff
Our 45th president’s first 100 days
PJTV’s Scott Ott indulges in a little not-so-idle speculation about what awaits us.
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Filed under Funny Stuff
See if you can spot the difference
BEFORE SHARIA:
AFTER SHARIA:
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Filed under Islam, Middle East
Campus crybabies
Campus Commotions Show We’re Raising Fragile Kids, by Jonah Goldberg
Snowflakes or Fascists? by Mona Charen
Crybully Assaults on Free Speech: From Mizzou to Yale and Beyond, by John Hayward
Yale’s Idiot Children, by Kevin D. Williamson
Can We Start Taking Political Correctness Seriously Now? by Jonathan Chait
The Campus Purges are Only Going to Get a Lot Worse, by Michael Ledeen
A Timeline of Hate on Campus, by Gavin McInnes
The Left Is Starting to Tear Itself Apart: College Coeds Are Like Yazidi Slaves? by David French
A Generation that Hates Free Speech, by Noah Rothman
Big Mess on Campus, by Steve Sailer
College Might Be Turning Your Kid Into a Giant Baby, by Matt Walsh
#MillionStudentMarch: Marine Annihilates the College Clueless in One Tweet, by Lisa Carr
The First Amendment is Dying, by David Harsanyi
Paraphrase of the Week, by Michelle Obama’s Mirror
Neil Cavuto Interviews Student Who Wants Free College and Has No Idea How to Pay for It (video)
Modern Educayshun (video)
Filed under Education
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