Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

All I can say is ‘wow.’ I sat through the whole thing yesterday(it’s good being retired) as I watched,I couldn’t help but think of how markedly different this convention will be from the one next week.Like going from Realville to Fantasy Island.Anyone the least bit objective had to come away with a positive attitude.

The left,predictably,would be oozing bile from every pore,if reptiles had pores.Right after the speeches ended,I flipped over to MSDNC and Tom Brokejaw,Tingles and Butch were griping nobody gave a shoutout to the military.If that’s all they have,they’re really grasping at straws.The Newsbusters website is rife with articles of generic conservative-bashing by the leftists,but I won’t waste your time posting any of it.You’ve heard it all before,you’ll no doubt hear it again.I’m posting a thread with links to last night’s speeches(you knew I would) and they’re all worth watching.If you have limited time,I highly recommend watching Mia Love,Chris Christie and especially Ann Romney,who was stunning.

THE VIBRATING SUPPOSITORY IN TINGLES’ REAR END JUST EXPLODED

Posted by Pistol Pete

The fun starts today

Posted by Pistol Pete

Not much happening today.The RNC preemptively cancelled todays schedule ahead of Isaac,which veered west toward Louisiana.Democrats are savoring the chance to dredge up the Katrina-Bush-bashing days of old.It matters little that W will not be at the convention and wants nothing more to do with politics.They prefer bullying someone who won’t fight back.Biden cancels crashing the convention and instead went to a meeting with big dem donors and proceeded to insult them by being 2 hours late.A couple hundred protesters have shown up,the rain probably being their first shower since they reached puberty.I fully expect Tingles Matthews to smoke some ‘bath salt’ drugs and try to eat Mika’s face.

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was going to post a report yesterday just because it was Slick Willie Klintoon’s 66th birthday.Then I thought,nah,it’d just encourage him.Had a lot of youtubes cached,but with the ever-changing landscape some are no longer relevant.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??

HEY,PLUGS…WANNA ARM WRESTLE??

This is really well done!

Posted by Pistol Pete

The city of Hyde Park,Ill.,unveiled a 3 thousand pound monument at the spot where an African socialist first locked lips with a water buffalo he had become enamored with since her manly physique and large biceps brought out his feminine side.The irony is Bain Capital was part of the consortium that bought out Dunkin brands,which owns Dunkin Donuts and the Baskin Robbins where this stone is located in Dec. 2005.You can’t make this stuff up.

I think I just threw up a little bit.

UPDATE from CtH: I like this one way better!

Posted by Pistol Pete

So,did anything exciting happen over the weekend?

The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.

[Got this in email. Author is anonymous.]

Posted by Pistol Pete

As I type this,Ryan is speaking in Norfolk.News broke early this morning and reactions are already coming from every corner.He is already being slammed by the left,who has long had oppo research on all possible picks,waiting to unsheath the knives and release the baying hounds.Probably won’t be a very long report today.Hope a lot of you will voice your opinion.

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