Since it’s almost over, might as well finish with a flourish.
First a few silly tweets as a palate cleanser
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Turn Your Clocks Back
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Ben Gay, Craftmatic adjustable beds, and Depends Incontinent Briefs. (I almost forget, too.) Fortunately I have a wife who remembers every damn thing.
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Hillary blaming everyone else for Weiner’s “Cocktober Surprise”
From The Barbed Wire.
ON HER PLANE – Thinking she had smooth sailing into the White House next month, Hillary Clinton was blindsided by the dreaded “October surprise” that all politicians fear as an election draws closer. She might have thought she was in the clear, having made it to the final week of the month without any bad news coming to light.
But in steps Anthony Weiner, with his “Cocktober surprise,” and now all hell is breaking loose in the Clinton camp. Hillary thought she had all the bodies buried well and wouldn’t have to worry about one of them rising to the surface – at least not until after the election.
Her assistant, Huma Weiner Abedin, has been busted with having thousands of emails on Anthony’s laptop, some of which might contain incriminating information on Hillary. This isn’t Hillary’s fault, of course.
It’s James Comey’s fault, John Podesta’s fault, Huma’s fault, Weiner’s fault, Donald Trump’s fault. Anybody but hers. Poor Hillary thinks she’s getting the shaft again. Has anybody seen her victim card laying around?
No, Hillary brought this Cocktober surprise on herself and she should suffer the consequences from whatever the FBI finds. Just like they say, “When you lie down with dogs, you’re bound to get fleas.”
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Just Some Funny Stuff
Too tired to put any thought into anything yet.
Cubs rally in downtown Chicago at noon today. Think anybody will show up?
THIS IS CUTE
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Halloween Funnies Volume Three
With a name like mine, I just felt compelled to include this video from a user named Hicock45, where he demonstrates how to carve a pumpkin with a pair of Colt .45s.
Instead of the traditional carving knife, Hickok used a pair of nickel-plated Colt .45 single-action revolvers. “I understand a lot of you are still trying to carve your pumpkin with a knife,” he said. “I really just don’t understand that. I mean, knives are just too big.
“I think a long, long time ago cowboys got that one figured out.”
Here are some costumes that will make you say: Gee, I wish I had thought of that!
THIS IS CHILD ABUSE! OH, THE HUMANITY!
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Short and sweet
I’ve got a busy, tiring day ahead … gotta run to the lab for a blood draw in preparation for the kidney doctor, then go do our Big Shop in Ithaca where we can get organic. It’ll be great to get some fresh produce in the house. We haven’t done a Big Shop in 3 weeks and we’re down to the lasts-forever staples like oatmeal and pasta.
Since we have to get ready to go pretty soon, I’m just going to throw up some feel goodies I have had in my on-deck folder for eons. When you’re done snickering, check out the uplifting article at LifeNews about a neighborhood where Planned Parenthood wanted to open a clinic right next to an elementary and middle school. The churches have risen up in response to God’s call to stand for life. https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/within-our-darkest-night-you-kindle-a-fire-that-never-dies-away
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Halloween Funnies Volume Two
Waiting for the newspaper truck to arrive. During the World Series it’s always late, since they have to wait until the game is over to go to press. It’s a pretty safe bet next Wednesday’s headlines are already written.
NEARLY ALL THE COSTUMES BACK THEN WERE MADE BY COLLEGEVILLE OR BEN COOPER. ACTUALLY, THESE ARE STILL COLLECTIBLE.
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Halloween Funnies Volume One
I have a lot of these I want to post and I won’t be here Monday because of FIL’s funeral.
CHRISSY DID A POST ON FERMENTATION BEFORE I POSTED THIS CRAP. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT. IT’S A RELIEF HAVING HER BACK
GET IT??
DWs FAVORITE SAMMICH
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