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Thursday Stuff

Among shocking developments:

The IG has determined that Hillary has been lying about her secret server all along.
Her body-woman,Humjob,is stonewalling the investigation.
There is much hand-wringing over how these investigations are hurting her efforts to bully her way into the White House.
Make no mistake…these are not scandals…they’re acts of criminality.
After pissing all over the Viet Nam war dead,Barry has moved on to whine about the poor Japanese who were victims of American aggression.
He’s whining about The Donald possibly upsetting the climate hoax deal with the other socialist nations.
Bernie is eager to debate Trump before the California primary,since Hillary is too busy shucking and jiving about what a sleaze she is.It will probably be the largest crowd he’s ever gotten to babble for.
I’m sincerely hoping when Bernie starts huffing about his socialist crap Trump points out the old bastard never had a job until he was in his 40’s and,like most democrats,has never run a business and has no clue how the economy works.
Turns out Perky Katie Couric did a ham-handed hatchet job in her piece on attacking the Second Amendment through the media’s patented selective editing.
I’m posting a short video of a fat bearded dude dancing in a speedo.It would be wise if you had a glass of something with a high alcoholic content if you watch it.
I think my mouse is going to hell because it won’t copy what I highlight to paste without great effort.After I take my finger off the left button the shaded area disappears.Hoping that’s all it is.May have to call tech guy.

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What’s Really Important

Breakfast was at Uncle Roger’s house today. Aunt Evelyn made enough food for thrashers, as Granny used to say. Saw my cousin Steve and his wife of 29 years that I’d never met and their grown daughter. After the meal Aunt Evelyn brought out a box of old photographs. We sat around gabbing for 2 hours. There’s absolutely nothing more important than family.

My fishing buddy had the boat out yesterday with his son and grandson, so it won’t be long before I’ll get a serious case of boat-butt and terminal cap-hair. To all the crappies in Pierce Lake: judgement day is at hand. Make out your little fish wills and notify your next of kin. We’ll be along directly.

Now a few tidbits:

The boycott of broadcast news programs is still in effect, but anything significant can be found on the interwebs without all the background static. The Donald was on with Sean ‘the Rush Wannabe’ Hannity last night. The entire interview can be found on YouTube. The money quote was played on Redeye Radio this morning. It’s the best 18 seconds of the day.

I saw this on Gateway Pundit this morning. Some woman in the comment section remarked: ‘Does he really want to go there?’
In my gentle, understated, compassionate way I responded: These Arkansas grifters have been destroying innocent peoples’ lives for decades without a peep from the media whores because they’re democrats. I hope he disembowels the bitch and the pervert she’s partnered with. One thing Trump is not, and that’s restrained by political correctness.

Talent-less Hillary’s Godawful Trump Impersonation
PUT ANY SHARP OBJECTS OUT OF REACH BECAUSE THIS MAY PROMPT YOU TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
CHECK OUT THIS EXPRESSION

Watch Hillary Clinton’s awful Donald Trump impersonation – at least that’s who she’s pretending to imitate.

I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY PAIN YOU MAY HAVE SUFFERED

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Lots of luck, kids — you’re going to need it

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Friday The 13th Post

This is just a regular post, it just makes for a handy title.

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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS THAT WILL NOT END WELL….I CAN FEEL IT

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Some Furry Friday Fun

There will be no mention of Friday the 13th.

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I’m going to attempt to put something up later. This thing is still acting like crap, so no promises.

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An Unplanned Post

The plan was to cease posting anything political so as not to offend anyone, Heaven forbid. There will be no mention of the presidential shenanigans, but there are a few other things of note. I’m planning a very special tutorial, probably for tomorrow. Just thought somebody could use a chuckle on a cold,rainy day.

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Happy Cinco De Mayonnaise

To the politically-sensitive, easily offended social justice warriors:

Kindly go pound sand

Pushing the envelope is all the exercise I can manage anymore

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Cinco de NO-NO: Students warned ‘don’t use Spanish disrespectfully’

Some Brown University students have a message for their Ivy League peers, and everyone else in the U.S.: Today may be Cinco de Mayo, but that doesn’t give you the right to wear sombreros or say things en Español.
One “how-to” states: “Don’t wear a sombrero, fake mustache, or serape. Don’t assume all Latino communities observe Cinco de Mayo. Don’t call it ‘Cinco de Drinko.’ Don’t visit party stores for costumes and accessories. Don’t use Spanish disrespectfully. Don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes.”

HEAVEN FORBID

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An Angry Drunk Rant

The body politic is, as it has been for a very long time, a paradise for sin and corruption the likes of which would make a Sodomite blush. We do all we can to influence the direction our nation is heading but at some point you come to the realization that nothing we do or say matters much. Those chosen to represent us are in league with the very evil they claim to oppose. I no longer spend hours perusing dozens of websites only to be faced with anger, violence, rank hypocrisy, and unbridled corruption. The 2016 presidential election is a foregone conclusion and has been for the last 8 years.

The lying whore who will be elevated to queen has the backing of her party, the press, academia, and nearly every foreign enemy we have, evidenced by the fact they all contributed heavily to the phony foundation she and her equally corrupt husband launder money through for their own enrichment. The Republican party does not intend to allow a viable candidate to oppose the Socialist Juggernaut and never intended to. They are in the process of destroying everything they once claimed to champion.

Trump is an egomaniac who will say whatever suits him at the moment. I never trusted him and still don’t. This is all just a massive ego trip for him. His popularity stems from him seeming to be the conduit for all the anger and frustration we feel from the party bigshots’ incessant betrayal. He has no coalition and would have to sell out to the democrats to do anything if he were to be elected.

The only news I glean these days is what I see on Facebook. That is all I need to see.

Saturday was the annual democrat/media circle jerk, where everybody mocks white people and Christians and they all laugh like hell. There was a performance by the cast of the Broadway play ‘Hamilton’, which has been nominated for a record 18 Tony awards. The fact there’s not a white actor in sight had absolutely nothing to do with it, I’m sure. The unfunny punk who took over when Jon Stewart left called Obama “my Nigga,” which made Barry chuckle. Racism is acceptable as long as you’re a liberal. A conservative would be charged with hate speech crimes.

Today is the Indiana primary and possibly Cruz’ last gasp. I had high hopes for him in the beginning, but then he threw in with the establishment and abandoned the moral high ground. Glenn Beck is on his latest fast and called Cruz ‘Lucifer’, which CNN ate up. A bunch of prepubescent Illegal whelps were mocking the Trump supporters who provide the free stuff they leech off of. Pretty much boiler plate stuff, it happens every day.

My kids got together Sunday and had pictures taken, which the photographer inadvertently posted to FB. I shared with DW, who is visiting her father, who is in very, very poor health. My daughter called me yesterday morning in a near-panic, since these were supposed to be a surprise gift for Mother’s Day. She has no access to the internet while she’s up there, so a crisis was averted. I will post some images for you in the fullness of time. The plan is to concentrate on spending time with my grandchildren, since 3 of them are playing baseball and doing more fishing with my buddy. Politics doesn’t interest me much anymore.

RANT OVER….TIME FOR A WORD FROM THE ANGRY DRUNK

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I WISH TO THANK THE ADMINISTRATION, THE ACADEMY, AND ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE FOR THIS AWARD…. AND FOR THE LAWYER WHO GOT ME OFF ON A TECHNICALITY.

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Adult Coloring Book to Feature Favorite Imprecatory Psalms

From The Babylon Bee.

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Featuring such favorite verses as “O God, break the teeth in their mouths,” and, “May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow,” Zondervan’s new Coloring the Imprecatory Psalms adult coloring book is set to be released this summer.

The exquisitely illustrated black-and-white pages will feature beautiful, inspiring art along with a selection of Psalms that wish a bloody and horrifying death upon the Psalmist’s wicked foes, according to Zondervan’s press release Monday.

“Coloring has been shown to both engage the mind and relieve stress and anxiety, and coloring illustrated Bible verses can help believers recall and meditate on Scriptural truths,” the press release read, in part. “In this new book covering the imprecatory Psalms, Christians can also color violently bloody scenes of death and destruction while praying that God’s judgment would fall upon their enemies.”

The book will be available at Christian retailers nationwide, though it will not be for sale to consumers under 21 years of age, due to graphic content.

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