Still a little shaken from the last post. Some lightness is in order.
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Monday Catch-Up
OK, so over the weekend, what happened? The nation mourned the passing of a great Justice while the leader of the free world couldn’t be bothered with such trifling. He spent all of about 37 seconds by the casket then skipped off, visions of the constitution in flames dancing in his head. Karma: the prick sneaked out for a round of golf and it rained.
In South Carolina Trump won big, even with people of faith who are hoping, at best, that he will at least do nothing to hurt them, as the current occupant of The Peoples House does. Jeb! finally gave up and his big money backers are flocking to Rubio. Cruz has been my personal choice since Gov. Walker dropped out. At least you know what you’re getting with him, and to a lesser extent, Rubio Mcamnesty. With Trump, my greatest fear is if he secures the nomination he will go completely off the rails and start spouting gibberish and at worst, revert to his former liberal self.
Cankles pulled out a victory in the Nevada caucuses, as The Toad ordered the casino unions to all show up to support the bloody bitch. She won every caucus held in a gambling venue. I recall vividly this is how he won his last election even though he was and still is the most reviled man in the state. He won Clark County, where Las Vegas is located, and lost every other county in the state. He was 4 points down the day before the election to Sharron Angle, the weakest candidate they could get for him, and won by 6, with help from the SEIU, who was “maintaining” the voting machines in that county. He flat out stole his position, as he’s done his entire career.
This week the venues switch, with the GOP going to Nevada and the dems schlepping to South Carolina. I pray The Bitch doesn’t break into her homegirl routine. I’m running short of dramamine. Poor Bernie will try to convince the natives a 73-year-old communist is ‘down with the struggle.’ The fact people fall for this charade is more than a little depressing. I’ve stayed away from the conflict between Cruz and Rubio as they try to destroy each other and ultimately hand the nomination to The Donald, master showman and snake oil salesman.
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A Post for Our Liberal Lurkers
In an effort to be inclusive and put our diversity on display, this post is much like the literature progressives are so fond of. It has to be rife with pictures (that means a shitload) and runs from the sublime to the ridiculous to the sophomoric. If any of those words confuse you, ask a conservative… they’ll explain it. Any articles linked to in the comment section are likely above your proficiency level, so just keep scrolling.
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Running in Place
First, a thank you to Jane and Grunt. They actually have something to say when they come by. If I read the stats right our visits on this website are down dramatically. The main reason is our star quarterback Chrissy is still on the bench. I do the best I can, but I don’t have much to work with. Undaunted, I’m still trying. Who knows? I may stumble into something profound at some point. It could happen.
For the first time in modern history, a sitting president will not attend the funeral of a Supreme Court justice. When William Rehnquist passed, George W. Bush not only attended, he gave the eulogy. The difference between a man with class and a boorish asshole is stark. Who knows? Maybe Barry will break 100 on the links today.
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Saturday Don’t Matterday
Consider this an ode to my bestest buddy who is recovering.
If anybody’s interested, there’s a republican debate in South Carolina tonight. As in New Hampshire, the GOP-e is denying tickets to Trump and Cruz supporters. They’re hoping to revive Jeb’s flagging campaign or, at the very least, support Rubio. I have always preferred reading the reviews the next day rather than waste any time on the event itself.
I was enjoying my usual nap after work this morning when suddenly one of the smoke alarms started chirping periodically. Not steady, but enough to keep me from going back to sleep. I couldn’t get the cover off to take out the battery so I ripped it out of the ceiling. VICTORY!
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Just a Couple Funnies
Maybe I’ll do some regular stuff after a while….when I can deal with it.
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.”
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Our 45th president’s first 100 days
PJTV’s Scott Ott indulges in a little not-so-idle speculation about what awaits us.
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Wurdz uv Wizzdumb
I wuz edikated in the pubelik skool sisdem. My spel chek just ecksplodid. itz erly and im board.
It’s 6:00 AM. Time for a nap (old retired peoples’ privilege)….back with your caucus wrapup in a little while.
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