Category Archives: Funny Stuff

The preceding quote was by Warren Oates as Sgt.Hulka in “Stripes.”
If you knew that, you’ve led a good life.

Thinking about today and reflecting on where we were and where we’re headed I just had to lighten things up a little.
RJ football tomorrow, RJ’s big sis playing fast pitch softball on Sunday.
There’s a chill in the air. Fall’s coming. Time to trek to the apple orchard for some apple donuts and cider. I enjoy the fall. It’s what comes just after I’m not too fond of.

Must Add by CtH:  My dd told us recently that she and hubby were trying to clean up their language now that they have a very verbally precocious toddler copying everything they say. But it ain’t easy, what with all the years in the military where cussin’ is just part of the culture. One of my kids mentioned once that coming home was kind of hard, because words she uses every day at work aren’t allowed in my house. I smiled sweetly and told her my delicate princess ears appreciated her efforts on their behalf. Anyway, back to my toddler grandson, who recently hollered from his car seat, “What does that hole tuckus think he’s doing?!”

It is often difficult to know how to begin these posts. There is so much going on and it is hard to know where to start. So,as per usual,I’ll just jump right in.

THE CROWD YESTERDAY NUMBERED IN THE THOUSANDS. THE REST HAD JOBS AND COULDN’T MAKE IT.

In case anybody missed the post yesterday about the stop Iran Treaty yesterday,here’s a couple interesting videos.

Sarah Palin Calls Anti-Cop #BlackLivesMatter Activists “Dogs” at DC Rally
Today in Washington DC, Sarah Palin called the anti-cop Black Lives protesters “dogs” during her speech against the Iranian nuclear deal.
“Since our president won’t say it, since he still won’t call off the dogs. We’ll say it. Police officers and first responders across this great land, we got your back.”

Palin bashes Iran deal while protester tries to interrupt
THE LEFT IS SO PREDICTABLE

Immigration protesters heckle Trump at Stop Iran rally in DC
PREDICTABLE

OUR BELOVED TING’S REPRESENTATIVE, DAVE BRAT, SPOKE YESTERDAY.
NOTICE THE REACTION WHEN HE MENTIONED THOSE WORTHLESS SELLOUTS, McCONNELL AND BOEHNER.
Mitch McConnell and John Boehner BOOED LOUDLY at ‘Stop the Iran Deal’ Rally

Needless to say, conservatives are not impressed with Republican party’s “surrender then play-fight”

I’VE CAUGHT MANY SALMON, COHO AND CHINOOK OUT OF LAKE MICHIGAN. NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH A PUSSIFIED LITTLE GIRLYKINS WHO HAD TO USE RUBBER GLOVES TO HOLD ONE….UNTIL NOW

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(GRUMPY OLD FARTS OF AMERICA)

No post of any substance today. My beloved child bride and I are going to witness the Winnebago Middle School 7th graders as they gird their loins to do battle this morning. It’s become one of the great joys of my life.

One would think that in more than 4 1/2 years of poring over a multitude of news sources plumbing the depths of human depravity that one would be inured to almost anything. Most times, such is the case. But sometimes the further one goes the worse it seems to get. Some of today’s outrages include but not exclusively are:

Gwen Ifill (who actually moderated a presidential debate) mocking Benjamin Netenyahu
Barbara Mikulski committing to be the 37th vote to insure Barry gets his Iran deal
Black Baltimore judge decides six cops will be tried seperately so racist DA can showboat
Hillary webmaster will plead the 5th rather than testify before Congress
Syrian refugees stopped at Hungarian border
Obama dances with the natives
Policewoman in uniform refused service at Arbys by dreadlocked nigga – claims it “was a joke”
Kerry promises Saudis, Israelis money after he sold them out for a chance at a Nobel prize and Barry’s ‘legacy’
Teenaged male crossdresser uses girls’ bathroom; hundreds walk out in protest

I haven’t scanned the web for a few hours so who knows what else I find.

There are hundreds of websites you can visit and get news and commentary by people far more educated and eloquent than I am. Whenever possible I try to do things a little different. Whatever the subject I try to make it as interesting and entertaining as possible.

The weather will be getting cooler soon and the fall ‘turnover’ will occur. Turnover is when the warmer water near the surface sinks and the colder water rises. In essence, turning over. This is the way fish instinctively know colder weather is coming and they feed more aggressively because their systems slow down in winter. The layer of water between the warm and cold water is known as a thermocline. This column is where most fish can be found this time of year. An electronic device which can detect depth and temperature is most helpful. Having all the newest technology at your fingertips is helpful, but at the end of the day you still have to rely on the fishes’ willingness to take a bait, which can be nigh on to impossible at times. Been there, done that.

I’VE CAUGHT MANY OF THESE. THEY ARE NOTHING TO MESS WITH.
Mystery surrounding neon-green pike appears to have been solved

Somewhere in northern Canada’s Great Slave Lake is a fluorescent-green pike that looks as though it’s wearing neon-green lipstick.

The bizarre-looking fish was released after being caught by Yellowknife angler Randy Straker, during a recent outing with Craig Thomas.

Northern pike, also referred to as jackfish, are typically much darker, with a brownish or olive-green complexion, and with yellowish-white bellies.

The 12- to 14-pound pike reeled in by Straker, an avid Great Slave Lake angler, “was totally, head to tail, like nothing we’d ever seen before.”

http://www.grindtv.com/fishing/mystery-surrounding-neon-green-pike-appears-to-have-been-solved/#QHBVx7jUvlBtKgRg.99

THIS VIDEO HAS GONE VIRAL THE LAST FEW DAYS. A DIFFERENT TYPE OF CAT-FISHING

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID TO MESS WITH A PIRANHA, ESPECIALLY ONE THIS SIZE

BILL DANCE HAS HOSTED A FISHING SHOW FOR DECADES. THERE ARE THREE OF THESE BLOOPER VIDEOS I KNOW OF. THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY

bluebird of bitterness adds:

Mark Lowry Comedy Video!! < Very funny!!