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SNOWMAGEDDON REDUX

To my bestest buddy CtH and all the lurkers who live in the northeast,thoughts and prayers for you surviving this challenge. To the rest of the liberals in the armpit of socialism who keep electing the likes of Chuck U. Schumer and Mayor Commiepinko Deblasio,piss on you. How’s that global warming working out for you? For being northeast of Chicago on the Illinois/Wisconsin border,we’ve been blessed with a fairly mild winter season so far. We had some freezing rain overnight and the streets were,as grandpa was fond of saying,’slicker than snot on a pump handle.’

Talking about the weather is preferable to having to talk about the national embarrassment/communist/narcissistic asshole who has dropped all pretense of caring for anyone but his muslim brothers.

Today’s post will be short,since I agreed to leave my station here to go with DW to a grade school talent show. Miss Isabel is in it,since she is a budding flautist. I think she should take up the guitar so she could be another Joan Jett or Lita Ford. I’m using the trip as an excuse to hit the White Castle in DeKalb since I’ve been Jonesing for a bag of sliders since forever.

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MORE OF THE SAME STUFF

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IMAGINE A PRO-ABORTION RALLY THAT DREW A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE. WOULD THE MSM MENTION IT?

OF COURSE THEY WOULD. A RALLY FOR LIFE? NOT SO MUCH.

Hundreds of Thousands of Pro-Lifers March for Life: Mourn 57 Million Abortions

Hundreds of thousands of pro-life people turned out for the annual March for Life in Washington, braving cold temperatures to take a stand for the right to life of unborn children. While marchers mourned 42 years of legalized abortion, many sounded a hopeful theme for a pro-life future and think the decision will eventually be reversed.

Unfortunately,you could rally tens of millions of people, but it only takes one idealogue wearing a black robe to negate the whole effort.

Hundreds of Thousands of Pro-Lifers March for Life: Mourn 57 Million Abortions

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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT

The news is still full of terrorism,democrat conspiracy,republican impotence and race-baiting stunts. I figured maybe it was time for some different stuff just for a change.

The temperature is supposed to hit 38 tomorrow. I plan to run the old Ford POS through the car wash,since like most cars it has so much salt on it that it looks like a big margarita. Hopefully it won’t wash off the rust that’s holding the darn thing together.

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Jurassic Fart

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We were wolves once

DOGS wolves to sofas

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OUR NATIONAL DISGRACE

So the media is suddenly having the vapors over Barry kissing off the massive peace rally in Paris. They’ve known all along, at least those who don’t have their heads stuffed up their rectums, that OBAMA IS A MUCKING FUSLIM!!!!

Did you really think he cares about anything but his own hedonsitic desires? Or that he cares a whit that he has made himself and our country into an international laughingstock?

His initial excuse for not going was a schedule conflict. A quick check showed he had no public appearances planned, so they then claimed the thousand security and hangers-on prevented him from going. So he stayed home and watched the NFL playoffs on TV. Today he’s having the NBA champion San Antonio Spurs in for a photo-op so he can grab another souvenir jersey.

Biden traveled home to Delaware (at taxpayer expense,of course) and Holder was in Paris but didn’t go to the peace rally because he claimed he was in high-level meetings. With whom? The concierge? Everybody was in the street except for his racist ass.

Speaking of asses, Liveshot Kerry was off someplace warning about climate change being our most severe problem.

In the end, Obama and Co. will stay the course, avoiding mentioning ‘muslim’ and ‘terrorism’ in the same sentence. And the media rump-kissers will continue making excuses while equating Islam to Christianity and Judaism. Barry’s got two years left on his farewell tour and he plans to use every day to indulge his every whim. Screw everybody.

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THURSDAYS BITS AND PIECES

First,congratulations to BoB on the impending arrival of her first grandchild. If I knew grandchildren were so much fun I’d have tried to have them first!

It’s still below zero and there’s a snowstorm heading this way this afternoon. I look out the window and remember dealing with a cold-blooded diesel truck and shivering so badly from the cold I could barely steer the damn thing straight. Then I look out the window,sipping my coffee and contemplating taking a little nap. Retirement ain’t all that bad.

My sister sent me a five day weather forecast from her city. She lives in Phoenix. It’s going to be in the 80s every day. I hate my sister.

After more than 20 years together,I think DW likes to push my buttons on purpose. I got home this morning and poured myself a bowl of Rice Krispies for breakfast. She had put the jug back in the fridge with two teaspoons of milk left in it. A normal person would have emptied it,rinsed the container out and put it in the recycle bin and opened another gallon. I got a snap and a crackle,but there was no pop.

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DRESSED UP FOR A DATE WITH A HOT NANNY GOAT
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GLOBAL WARMING,MY *&#@*^%#!

Growing up it got cold. If it was below zero it was really cold. Then at some point somebody started calculating wind chills to make you feel even worse than you already did. It is minus 1 degree as I post this,the chill factor about -10. All the schools and the social events in the area are cancelled today. School districts do not want to risk endangering any students. I can remember a few days when we had an awful lot of snow before they closed the schools and can’t recall ever being closed before because of cold. But that was a much different time and people were made of much sterner stuff.

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FASHION ICON MY ASS
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REGULAR MONDAY STUFF

Along with my grandson’s ordeal,my cousin just informed me my 85-year-old uncle had a pacemaker put in Saturday. He’s home now and doing OK. I have one that was put in in March 2013, but I can imagine the older you are the longer the recovery time. All of this family drama notwithstanding,the world does march inexorably on,trifling as it all seems.
The tech guy cleaned up my computer and two days later it was running very badly again. I called him,and since he guarantees his work he went in by remote and cleaned up a lot of problems. It’s nice to work with someone who keeps his word. He said even though the machine wan’t logged on Chrome was showing it was running some 20 programs. That’s why it was so slow.

OK,enough personal crap. Let’s get down to business.

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WE GOT SNOW YESTERDAY, TODAY ITS -6 DEGREES
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SO I TOOK MY WIFE TO THE DOCTOR

The waiting room was empty when we got there, so she was called back in just a few minutes. In the 40 minutes or so I was waiting for her about 10 patients came in. All minorities and all with children. The most striking was a young Hispanic couple with three kids,including one in a car carrier,and she was about six months pregnant. While they and the baby went back they left the other two,both under five years old,unattended,playing and chattering in Spanish. Maybe they didn’t get the memo…they only need one kid for an anchor baby. Unless they found out the more kids you have the bigger your refund from the taxes you didn’t pay.

DW got a prescription for a medication that couldn’t be called in initially,it had to be presented in person. This was a true test of my devotion to my beloved child bride. Noon,on a Friday,the day after the EBT cards get their money put on them. We caught a tremendous break in that there was a car backing out of the last available handicapped parking spot and I caught another when I found an electric cart outside the Subway inside the store. Some old guy started cussing,but all’s fair in love and war…and this was war.(Kidding,I just found the cart). You can’t imagine what it’s like trying to maneuver an electric cart through the pharmacy when there are people clogging every aisle. As far as the eye could see,there were shopping carts heaped full of junk,the most popular item being the industrial-sized boxes of disposable diapers. Nearly everyone had them.

While we were waiting for them to fill her meds we had lunch. Then she went back to get her script and I went after a couple grocery items. While I waited for her,two older black ladies were standing near the entrance,one with a big O2 tank like I used to use. I offered her my cart,which she gratefully accepted. When we got to the parking lot there were 3…count ’em…3 cars with handicapped plaquards waiting for one car in the opposite aisle to pull out. DW tapped on the window of the old ladies’ car that was directly behind us that we were leaving right away,so she backed up and let us out. Those of you who are not handicapped have no idea how fierce the competition is,especially with the lucrative business of lawyers getting people on disability when they’re too young for social security and don’t qualify for unemployment.

It’s 2pm and we’re meeting D#1 and her hubby at our favorite Italian restaurant,but I got my machine fixed by remote yesterday and it’s working much better. He did some deep scans that took over 5 hours and removed a lot of infected files and it’s running much better. Plus I haven’t posted much in awhile.

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TABLE LAMP MODELED AFTER OUR FIRST LADY
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I LOVE THIS ONE
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AXIS OF EVIL
Its gonna be a very long two years
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