Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by PP

Just for fun

my name: Big Chief Buffalo F**ker

my name: Princess Savage Moose

my name:Chief Bignosetinydick

my name: Feathers-for-Hair

my name:  Spoiled-Rotten-Horse

my name:Princess Screeching Hag

my name: Crazy Chattering Loon

I came up with these names in a second,and I’m an idiot. I know you can come up with some better ones.

Posted by PP
because I can

Had a lot of pictures to share

WHILE HE WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE TALIBAN,AMERICAN DESERTER BOWE BERGDAHL FELL IN LOVE AND MARRIED:
THE BRIDE

OK,Y’ALL KNOW THE DRILL: MITCH,YOU AND JOHN COMPLAIN I’M MAKING LAW WITHOUT CONSENT… HARRY,YOU AND NANCY ACCUSE THE REPUBLICANS OF BEING RACIST AND WAGING A WAR ON WOMEN. MY MEDIA WILL MAKE IT WORK. NOW PICK UP YOUR PAY ENVELOPES ON THE WAY OUT.

Biden: I’m Poor Too!

by Keith Koffler on June 23, 2014, 10:58 am

Since it seems to be working so well for her, Vice President Biden jumped onto Hillary Clinton’s I’m-in-the-poorhouse bandwagon today, claiming he’s the “poorest member of Congress” and that he doesn’t own any securities.

From remarks this morning at the White House Working Families Summit in Washington.

He’s vice president of the United States of American. Not withstanding he’s the poorest member of Congress, he still makes a lot of money . . . Don’t hold it against me that I don’t own a single stock or bond,” he said. “Don’t hold it — I have no savings account. But I got a great pension and I get a good salary. For real. For real.

The vice president, as president of the Senate, is technically a member of Congress, I guess.

Actually, as Zeke Miller of Time pointed out, Biden does have a savings account. And Biden is damn sure right about his salary – he and his wife had an adjusted gross income of $407,009 last year.

I wonder if the guys at Biden’s new country club in Wilmington are gonna rib him about this?

What’s wrong with these people? Do Democrats really have to pretend to be poor in order to appease their voters? Did John F. Kennedy ever suggest he wasn’t filthy rich? Did FDR ever claim not to be a member of the patrician class? IS IT SUCH A STAIN ON THE HONOR OF DEMOCRATS TODAY TO HAVE MADE SOME MONEY?

And could they at least start telling the truth once in awhile?

SLOW JOE WAS RIPPING ON KILLARY FOR SAYING ALTHOUGH HER NET WORTH IS NORTH OF $100 MILLION,SHE’S STILL ‘NOT ALL THAT WEALTHY.’

HE REALLY IS IN BAD SHAPE. ROYALTIES FROM HIS BOOK MADE HIM ABOUT $200 LAST YEAR

MEANWHILE AT TODAY’S WHITE HOUSE SUMMIT,CHECK THESE OUT:

Posted by Pistol Pete

You thought this would be a Friday the 13th post…wrong.

I’ve often wondered why people make such a big deal about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day gets short shrift. I think I’ve figured it out.

Americans are expected to spend $7 billion less on Father’s Day gifts this year than they were for last month’s Mother’s Day. According to a study by the National Retail Federation, consumers are slated to spend a total $12.5 billion on Father’s Day, which falls on June 15 this year, compared to the estimated $19.9 billion they were projected to spend on Mother’s Day, which was celebrated on May 11.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2648717/Are-dads-appreciated-moms-How-consumers-spend-7billion-LESS-Fathers-Day-did-Mothers-Day.html#ixzz34WkKKRzj

Mom is the one who cooked your meals,made your bed,eased your pain,hugged you when you were afraid and would walk through fire to protect you.

Dad dished out the punishment,yelled at you not to change the TV channel when he’s watching it,complained when you forgot to put gas in the car,told you to mow the lawn and wanted to know when you were going to get a job….when you were 12.

Moms were soft and loving,dads were a little more firm trying to teach you some of life’s lessons. It’s akin to the difference between democrats and republicans. One functions strictly on emotion,the other on reasoned thinking and hard facts. It all depends on your upbringing and how emotionally and morally mature you are. If there was no father in your life chances are you never learned many lessons only a man can teach.

My dad died when I was three and if it hadn’t been for mom having Gramma and Grampa’s farm to move us to I’d be an even bigger mess than I am now. Mom walked me to school and held me when I was afraid. Granny did everything when mom took off for long periods of time with her latest flame.

Grandpa was not a physically compassionate man,I can’t recall him ever hugging me. But he did teach me volumes of life’s lessons about what’s really important,what is trivial,what is worth working for and how to enjoy what you’ve done just for the joy of doing it.

Believe it:
Hallmark has come out with a line of Father’s Day cards for gay dads.

If you find this entire post sophomoric and a complete waste of time then things are about normal.

Grannyism: “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”

Posted by Pistol Pete

Maybe tomorrow.

We had a day to feel good about things yesterday. Party’s over,back to being depressed and angry. At some point the media is going to have to report there’s a bloody civil war going on in Iraq. A splinter group of al Quaeda,the Isalmic State of Iraq and Levant (ISIS)
has captured the Iraqui cities of Mosul,Tikrit,Fallujah and Ramadi. When they looted Mosul they took $439 million,which makes them richer than many small countries. They are now about 80 miles from Baghdad. 500,000 refugees tried to swim the Tigris river to escape the slaughter. Nouri Al-Maliki has begged Obama for airstikes on ISIS in the western part of the country. Barry has refused. He can’t bring himself to bomb his soulmates.
It took 1400 dead,32,000 wounded, and one trillion dollars to bring stability to Iraq.
Then Obama came along,wanted the image of getting out of there and ultimately condemned hundreds of thousands to death. Plughead,who carries Preezy’s drool cup,proudly announced the victory in Iraq would be one of the mulatto’s ‘greatest achievements.’
On to Baghdad….

“The black flags of al-Qaeda are flying over Mosul, Iraq’s second largest city, just as they do over Fallujah. Al-Qaeda affiliated militants are now pressing their offensive into other parts of western Iraq and possibly beyond. This growing threat to our national security interests is the cost of President Obama’s decision to withdraw all of our troops from Iraq in 2011, against the advice of our commanders and regardless of conditions on the ground.

Unfortunately, the president is now making the same disastrous mistake in Afghanistan, increasing the risk that al-Qaeda and its terrorist allies will return there just as they are in Iraq….”

“The president needs to explain to Congress and the American people how he plans to address the growing threat to our homeland and our national security interests posed by the rapidly expanding al-Qaeda safe haven in Iraq and Syria” – Bridget Johnson, PJ Media

This is what the Iraquis are faced with:

REMEMBER THE LAST CHOPPER OUT OF VIET NAM BEFORE IT DIED?

THIS IS A BREAKDOWN OF THE VA-7 PRIMARY:

You know how the elitists are always reminding us how smart they are?

ERIC,ERIC…WHO’M I GONNA GET TO OPEN MY DOORS AND LIGHT MY CIGARETTES?

THIS IS FROM A SCHOOL IN THE ENGLEWOOD AREA OF CHICAGO, A PLACE SO DANGEROUS COPS WON’T GO THERE.
IS OUR KIDS LEARNING?

YOU JUST KNEW THIS WAS COMING

H/t Jim-Bob

Posted by Pistol Pete

As usual,my cup runneth over with a plethora of marginally interesting things to boggle your mind. It promises to be another week of outrage,pain and governmental excess. There are a couple links to articles about Cankles,among others,so have your Maalox ready and dive right in.

Alison Grimes is running against Mitch McCornpone in Kentucky. She’s pretending to be pro-coal energy. Problem is it was discovered the model in her ad is from France. The ad is as phony as she is.

SOMEBODY MENTION MANURE SPREADERS?

ON JUNE 6,2014 “PEE WEE” MARTIN, 93, DUPLICATED THE PARACHUTE JUMP HE DID 70 YEARS EARLIER. IT WAS A DUAL JUMP WITH ANOTHER PARACHUTIST. THIS GUY IS AS TOUGH AS A .25 STEAK.