Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

So it didn’t take long for the Racism Police to come down  hard on Donald Sterling. He has been banned from the NBA for life,fined $2.5 million and will most certainly be forced to sell his team,the L.A. Clippers. He’d been sued in federal court twice for refusing to rent to minorities because he asserted that Mexicans are lazy and just lie around and black people smell. So his views were well known. There is a theory that since his girlfriend,who released the audio tapes she illegaly recorded without his knowledge, is a friend of former NBA and current AIDS carrier Magic Johnson,who wants to buy the team. It is chilling that the thought police can reach into your own home,but being a sports club owner is not a human right. What irritates the hell out of me is that all the race hustlers,Sharptongue,Jesse Jackass,Orca,Barky,et al. all run in front of the nearest camera to denounce the Racism that still exists,even if only in their minds. It serves as a means to their ends,which is getting more money from guilt-ridden whites.

CtH sticking Nancy-Michael in here just cuz.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Item#1…I thought I had an article bookmarked about Microsoft warning people not to use Internet Explorer because of the possibility of being hacked into. I think the platform I use is Windows 8. Is that different from XP? I have used firefox,but if you have more than one window open when you go to close one they all close,which won’t work with this blog. They mentioned something about a patch,but I have no clue what I’m supposed to do. Can somebody who is tech-savvy explain whether or not I should start to panic? CtH has helped me with my computerly challenges more than a few times,as has BoB. That’s why I give thanks for having them as friends.

I FOUND THE LINK:

Don’t use IE: Government issues major warning over Internet Explorer bug and says hackers are ALREADY exploiting it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2615209/US-Government-issues-major-warning-Internet-Explorer-bug-say-hackers-ALREADY-exploiting-it.html#ixzz30IxhzSTj

I was going to go in to a diatribe about Donald Sterling,but I’m sure the race hustlers will keep this going for as long as they can profit from it.

DW was playing on the machine until she left to pick up Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia from school,so I finally got my toy back.

GRUNT…I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU

SORRY,BUDDY

Posted by Pistol Pete

ICMY:

This is 81 year old Donald Sterling. He owns the L.A. Clippers NBA team and has hundreds of millions of dollars.

His GF is V. Stiviano. She’s 36. She has….well,you can see for yourself.

He has been sued twice for not renting to blacks and Hipanics who he claims are lazy and lay around smoking and drinking. He settled the lawsuits for $2.76 million without ever admitting guilt.

He has donated over $2 million to democrats over the years.

He has donated tens of thousands in grants to the NAALCP. They were to give him a lifetime achievement award next month. Fuggedaboutit.

His estranged wife,Rochelle,is suing Ms. Stiviano for,among other things her hubby has given her: a Maserati,two Bentleys,a $1.4 million apartment and tens of thousands in jewelry. Claims somehow the young lady is a gold digger.

His mistress had secretly recorded their conversations and released them to blackmail her sugar daddy.

Sterling thought she was white/Hispanic.Actually,she’s black/Mexican.

Here are a few quotes where he scolds her for doing instagrams with some of the dark folk:

– “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?” (3:30)

– “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that … and not to bring them to my games.” (5:15)

– “I’m just saying, in your lousy f******* Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people.” (7:45)

– “…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me. And don’t bring him to my games.” (9:13)

Of course,all the liberal stalwarts are outraged and screaming that racism still runs rampant in the US.

After doing a selfie with the Maylaysian Prime Minister,

Barry,of course,denounced the entire country as racist.

Did you get that? Do you feel better?

Posted by Pistol Pete

First off,I could not disagree more with the statements made yesterday by Cliven Bundy as interpreted by Slimeball Reid and the rabies-infested vermin who laughingly call themselves journalists. While the old man’s comments were ill-advised and wrong,it doesn’t excuse the feds’ attempt to steal this man’s land,slaughter his property and bully him off the property he had lived on all his life. I’ve read a lot of filth from the libtards who extrapolate the racist views of an old man to an entire political party. If you go near a television or news website you are sure to be reminded of this for as long as the left can milk it. Fortunately this is Friday and this is the last you’ll hear of it here.

I’M NOT BOWING,DUDE…I GOT MY PUBES CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER

TRUST ME

Posted by Pistol Pete

Yesterday the Chicago Cubs celebrated the 100th anniversary of the opening of this woeful club’s one enduring attraction….Wrigley Field. I’ll never forget my first trip there with my granddad and his brother,my great-uncle Homer. I marveled at the enormity of it,the concrete,the steel girders,the crowds of people I wasn’t used to,and the playing field and scoreboard I had only seen on our black-and-white television. I’m 8 years old,sitting with Grampa,eating a hot dog from a vendor,trying to keep score with the program he bought and getting a Cubs pennant. Few things I have ever done in life have matched the wonderment of seeing my first game with Gramps.

He passed away in 1972,and if he were to return the first thing he’d ask is: ‘Have they won a World Series yet?’ Sadly,the cubs are in the 106th year of their 5 year rebuilding plan.In 1969,when they led the league until August before completely disintegrating I’ll never forget a heartbroken man coming home and saying: ‘They wouldn’t be the Cubs if they didn’t break your heart.’ I never forgot that.

Maybe that’s the way I feel when the political party I favor fails time and again to uphold the promises they made to get elected,preferring instead to consort with the same people they criticized while campaigning for their job. After years of disappointment I have determined the Cubs will never win another championship and the way it’s going the GOP will never again win the White House since they seem determined to grant amnesty to 30 million democrat voters.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Other than delivering my morning papers and an occaisional trip to Wally World,I’m pretty much a homebody. Lately I’ve been watching a lot of courtroom shows which are really pathetic,but amusing in a  bizarre way. Rent disputes,damaged property,dog bites,siblings suing each other,it’s all a little surreal. The best show is Paternity Court,which is just like Maury Poopoo. These stupid cows lay down for different studs then try to pin fatherhood on one of them. The concept of waiting until you’re married before having kids never once entered their vacuous skulls. Just to test my pain tolerance I once tuned in Morning Joke on MSDNC. I made it to about :45 before the bile started to climb in my throat and my gag reflex kicked in,my eyes started watering,my leg started shaking uncontrollably and my stomach cramped like I was trying to pass a cactus. It was then I decided watching freaks yelling at each other was more soothing than trying to ingest the sewage spread on that crap network on a daily basis.

THIS CAR WAS SPOTTED IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA (I DOUBT IT’S TING’S CAR)   

THE WISE LATINA RAILED ABOUT THE FACT THE DOOR TO COLUMBIA WAS OPENED TO HER THROUGH RACE-BASED PREFERENCES…. THE SAME DOOR LED YOU TO THE SUPREME COURT,CHICA.

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is Earth Day 2014. Barry is stopping over in Washington state to blow some hot air before skedaddling off to Tokyo where he’ll pretend he’s still relevant.

Get involved….go out and hug a tree,kiss a rock or make an offering of fruits and veggies to the sun.

Personally,I’m going to find an idiot with a “coexist” sticker on one side of his bumper and an Obama-Biden 2012 sticker on the other. I’m going to walk up,smile and punch him in the face as hard as I can. Coexist my butt.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Hope everybody had a safe and wonderful Easter. Posting late because things are very busy today.

It seems the liberals are getting more and more desperate. Illinois still spending money it doesn’t have,the Butcher becoming a grandmother…if it were not for her political advantage she would surely have insisted her ugly-ass kid get an abortion.

Mooch is getting more and more obnoxious and Barky’s still lying trying to save his party from a disaster this fall.

TO CELEBRATE SPRING,BARRY TWEETS PICTURE FROM 2009….OF HIMSELF