The “fifth” is a paradox with opposing meanings: when inside courts of law, invoking the Fifth seals the lips of a witness, but outside the courts, uncorking a fifth unseals lips to babble uninhibited streams of polluted hooey.
Read the rest (while NOT eating or drinking):
http://jimwalterpix.typepad.com/download-the-kaboom/2014/01/unintended-fifths-of-another-kind.html
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The republicans go on their annual retreat next week to finalize plans to sell out conservatives by passing amnesty while appearing to oppose it and collecting cash from corporate donors who are only interested in cheap labor. Who cares about the country anyway? Gonna be a cold winter.
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Today is the annual rite of leftards pounding their chests and patting themselves on the back for ‘carrying on Dr. King’s dream’ when in reality they would not have allowed them in their party since he was a republican. The whole thing is an exercise in self-aggrandizing puffery since Rear End Jesse Jackass dipped his shirt in MLK’s blood and proclaimed himself the next savior of the black race. Most of his followers are so ignorant they don’t realize the only color he’s interested in is green.
Just to clarify: Gov. Combover did not tell conservatives to leave New York. By all means,pro-life,pro-gun and pro-marriage people are welcome to work hard and pay taxes so the leeches that have their hands out every month are taken care of. Period. He doesn’t want to hear anything from you since the fact you disagree with him you’re obviously wrong. So shut up already. 
BARACK,YOU ASSHOLE! PUTTING ITCHING POWDER IN MY PANTIES IS NOT FUNNY! 
The GOP are planning to sell out their base and hand amnesty over to the democrats.This is what the party will look like in a few years:
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Wading knee-deep in depressing,frustrating crap on a daily basis has made me look forward to Friday as much as it did when I had a full time job. I finally get to have a little fun posting things that hopefully make you realize that your life doesn’t suck as near as badly as mine does.
The Ghetto Trash turns 50 today (that’s 985 in Wookie years). I deliver both the Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times and both had her mug shot on the cover. Dealing with that at 2AM is good training for the task I perform here. The media are falling all over themselves fawning over this chocolate nightmare. ABC even suggested ’50 ways to celebrate Mooch’s birthday.’ I kid you not.
Twitchy has a thread with some really snarky comments here:
[Graphic inserted her by CtH, cuz I had to bloggy and facebook this story. Thanks Pete!]
Not to be upstaged by anything important,she tweeted this picture with her brand new AARP card. Like she’ll ever need them.
Still keeping your lunch down?
This is a Radio Shack ad from 1991.You could get a mobile phone on sale for $199!Thats $100 off.
THIS IS TIME’S LATEST COVER
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For some reason,I’ve been having to sign in every time I come here. Oh,well.
After spending hours and hours going to dozens of websites,I remembered a sign on the desk of a man I knew who worked in research and development: “There comes a time in the history of every project when it becomes necessary to shoot the engineers and begin production.”
Guess maybe that was a bit overdone.
Proposed high-speed rail would link Texas and Mexico
Oh,joy; a way to get the illegals here faster.
I only put this link here because I’m not smart enough to post pictures in the comments and the picture would make no sense without the story.
Obama is ‘chronically incapable’ of military strategy and ‘clueless about what he wants to do in the world’ according to top UK defense adviser
Sir Hew Strachan, an advisor to the UK’s Chief of the Defence Staff has heavily criticized President Obama
Harry Reid’s Obstructionism
The Senate majority leader’s hostility toward amendments is finally catching up to him.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/368369/harry-reids-obstructionism-andrew-stiles
What a gaseous little sphincter
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This is Pete, faithfully packing up the toxic news for the rest of us. It’s a dirty job and I, for one, am glad I’m not the one doing it!
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You wouldn’t know it by watching the media,but there are other things happening besides the persecution and pending crucifixion of one Chris Christie. We all know why they’re doing it,but it doesn’t make it any the less sickening.
I have several links to articles celebrating the grace and elegance of Barky’s brood sow,WaPo calling her ‘a first lady for the ages.’ You people don’t realize the nauseating pap I endure to try to keep you informed and entertained.
Barky is shuffling his pompous ass off to North Carolina today to spread more of his famous verbal fertilizer. Sen. Kay Hagen(D-NC) won’t be there. She voted for Deathcare and is now running away as fast as she can. There are at least 5 challengers for her seat and she trails every one of them.
A number of dems have announced they’re taking the lobby money and kickbacks they’ve stolen over the years and are gettin’ out of Dodge.
Barry announced yesterday we can look forward to another year of ruling by decree since nobody can stop him.
Kerry is proving once again that marrying rich heiresses is the only thing he’s any good at.
I said before I’d find a better name for Cankles; IOTW did it for me:
MOOCH FARTED AND BLEW A HOLE IN THE CURTAIN
‘THERE’S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING,ASSHOLE.’
TO GET THEIR AFRICAN TRIP ON THE TAXPAYER DIME,MALIA AND SASHA WERE LISTED AS ‘SENIOR ADVISORS’
SUH-FAR-EE
SCREW-WHI-TEE
NEW SEASON OF DUCK DYNASTY STARTS TONIGHT. GUESS A&E ISN’T MAD AT PHIL ANYMORE.
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As usual,flying by the seat of my britches. Every time I clear my cache of crappy political news it seems to fill up again by the next day. I promised to bring some better stuff today,and I always try to keep a promise made.
The Senate GOP came up with a brilliant plan to extend unemployment benefits for 3 months by extending sequester cuts by a year,into 2014. Did you get that? The dems get 3 months now for cuts everybody knows will never happen. They screwed Reagan,HW Bush and W with this same trick. You’d think after sniffing a water-squirting flower a few times they’d figure out its a trick. Hey,it’s only money,right?
I gotta start posting earlier…Chrissy keeps upstaging me
Media whore Mark Kelly brags about their PAC raising $11 million to elect gun-grabbing libs while holding his talking,windup Gabby doll.Don’t she look stupid?
Secretary John F Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) presents Russian Prime Minister Lavrov with….potatoes!
Maybe he said: how do you make vodka out of these? What an embarrassment.
WELFARE PAYS MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE IN 35 STATES
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HAVE AN AD READY WITH THIS QUOTE…JUST SAYIN’
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