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PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY BLUES
Posted by Pistol Pete
I just don’t get it. Only 28% of the country describe themselves as liberal,yet they virtually own Hollywood and the education system. Weasel Reid pissed on the Senate rules so Barky could finish packing the DC Court of Appeals with hard-left hacks,which he has done,and now it seems they control the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. I truly ache to bring you any positive news for our side,but it just will not happen.
I can’t imagine how the few remaining vets from the greatest generation feel about seeing the country they went through hell to protect being strangled and raped by people unfit to shine a good man’s boots. Soon they will all be gone and their sacrifice relegated to the dustbin of history since our educational system won’t even mention what they endured.
I didn’t watch any of the Sunday gabfests(I never do) but it wasn’t hard to figure out the carrion crows are still lusting for the flesh of the New Jersey governor. Even if Christie didn’t know about the bridge closings,they’ll pay some flunky in his administration to claim he did. (Think of the bimbos who accused Herman Cain of paying them a compliment.) Once he buckled,they took the cash and disappeared.
There was a celebration of arrogance and pomposity last night called the Golden Globe Awards. That’s where barely literate lumps of humanity make millions of dollars saying words someone else wrote. They come out nearly-nude in their designer gowns and congratulate all the “little people” that made their stupid award possible. From what I read,God must have poked a little fun at them….there was a sewer backup and the smelly stuff ran all over the red carpet where all the famous and near-famous exit their limousines.
As always,there’s a lot to choose from after the weekend and I always do my best to bring you good stuff.’The way I’m feeling today,there are no promises.
THESE TWO WOMEN WERE INVOLVED IN A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT WHERE ONE CHASED THE OTHER INTO A GATED APARTMENT COMPLEX AND SHOT THE WOMAN IN THE HEAD AT POINT BLANK RANGE IN FRONT OF THE VICTIM’S FRIEND WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO HER. THE SHOOTER HAS A LONG HISTORY OF VIOLENT CRIME AND WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON THREE MONTHS AGO.
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH IS WHICH?????
OK,call me a racist,I really don’t care anymore. I’m just sick to death of seeing innocent people slaughtered for no apparent reason by feral primates who prey on the weak and would rather rob than work. OK,you can yell at me now.
HER BFF,GAYLE POSTED THIS PIC….THIS IS ACTUALLY ORCA CLEANING THE TOILET AT HER MAUI MANSION.
(can you imagine a billionaire cleaning her own stool? me neither.)
Apparently the ten days Mooch squatted at her place took a toll on the plumbing system.
insert toilet humor here….
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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN
Posted by Pistol Pete
REALLY late start today. Been real busy,but I still wanted to leave you with some fun stuff for the weekend.
I promise to try not mentioning Kristie Kreme or Nobama.
I think it was Ting who queried who came first,Walter or Plugs. You decide:
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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
First, a thought for the birthday of Elvis Aaron Presley. He would have been 79 years old today….had he not died on his toilet in a drug-induced stupor.
OK, that’s done.
Record-High 42% of Americans Identify as Independents; Republican identification lowest in at least 25 years
PRINCETON, NJ — Forty-two percent of Americans, on average, identified as political independents in 2013, the highest Gallup has measured since it began conducting interviews by telephone 25 years ago. Meanwhile, Republican identification fell to 25%, the lowest over that time span. At 31%, Democratic identification is unchanged from the last four years but down from 36% in 2008.
Do you think the GOP realizes that Tea Party patriots and regular conservatives are abandoning them in droves ? Or that we’ve had it with being lied to and watching the DC republicans help democrats in destroying everything we ever believed in? Scott Walker said we should stop fighting republicans and start fighting democrats. From where I sit,there’s hardly a dime’s worth of difference between them.
There has been much made so far of former Defense Secretary Robert Gates scathing indictment of Barry,Plugs and Cankles. That Obama only pretends to be interested in anything that doesn’t fit in with his quest for good times and self-aggrandizement is not a shock. People have pondered if this will harm Hillary! in any way. My thought is that their voters are mostly practitioners of political idolatry. They will vote for these lower life forms no matter what.
Plugs: Do I look cool like this?
Barky: Gotta go,its almost my tee time with Reggie.
Cankles: I gotta pee.
OK,enough editorializing for now.
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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
Happy Day!The temperature as of 1:30 CST is…one above!
Pretty sad when you get excited and it’s still too cold.
A little late start today,so let’s get at it.
BARRY’S BACK IN DC WITH THE KIDS. MOOCH IS HANGIN’IN THE ‘HOOD AT ORCA’S LITTLE HUT,COMPLETE WITH SERVANTS’ QUARTERS
EVERY TIME BARRY PISSES ON THE TROOPS I FEEL LIKE THIS; HOW ABOUT YOU?
COMMUNIST LAWYER,STREET ORGANIZER AND PIMP
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PETE’S PAGE; (ICE) BLUE MONDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
After a weekend there’s always so darn much stuff to get through.
Well,we’ll sally forth and do the best we can.
Those of you in more temperate climes give a kind thought to those of us in the ‘Polar Vortex.’
Never heard of it? The climate alarmists just made that up to blame the record cold on global warming. I live 70 miles northwest of Chicago and the actual temperature as of this posting,according to Yahoo news is -18. The wind chill is hovering about -45.
Question:what the hell did we do before they started calculating ‘wind chill factor’ to make you feel even worse than you already did? Back in the day,if it was cold,you bundled up before you went out. If you didn’t need to go out, YOU DIDN’T GO!!!!
Well,they say that exposed skin can be frostbitten in 15 minutes.Guess I’ll have to put off stripping to my skivvies and jogging a few miles.
I remember many a morning trying to start my Freightliner diesel truck and driving in a frigid cab all day. That damn thing was as cold-blooded as my ex-wife(well,maybe not THAT cold.) I went and delivered my papers today,mostly from the warmth of my car. Got home,enjoyed a hot cup of coffee and looked out over the field behind our house and said to myself: self,being retired ain’t all bad.
Chrissy:you queried why Butch Maddow looks like Pajama Boy…this could explain it:
GOTCHA!
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Unwilling to hear
From my Fox News Update email: “Reid told Fox News that he was unwilling to hear Republican …. “
Seems as if an unwillingness to hear is the most dominant theme of the Obamacrats’ style of leadership.
That’s the actual definition of a BIGOT … “someone who is unwilling to listen to anyone else’s opinion.”
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Freezer burning irony!
THE STORY:
December 25, 2013: Russian ship, Akademic Shokalskiy, became trapped in polar ice. Three rescue attempts were thwarted by the high levels of sea ice and blizzard weather conditions in what is summer in the Antarctic.
January 2, 2014: All 52 passengers were rescued by helicopter Jan. 2. The crew elected to stay with the ship, which has enough supplies for “a very long time.”
THE MEDIA COVERAGE:
98% of the MSM news stories between Dec. 25 and Jan. 2 failed to mention the REASON the ship was in the area, referring to the stranded as “passengers,” “trackers” and even “tourists,” rather than “climate change researchers.”
But Chris Turney, the expedition’s leader, is a professor of climate change at the University of New South Wales, who wrote on his personal website that the purpose of the expedition was to “discover and communicate the environmental changes taking place in the south.”
If this story had gone the other way and made climate deniers look stupid, every MSM news story would have led with that fact and multiple “news” hosts at MSNBC and Morning Joe would’ve fallen out of their chairs laughing about it.
Yes, I do know that polar bears do not live at the South Pole. I think the cartoon includes them to be extra ironic about the Al Gore thing.
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