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Meanwhile, at the Museum of Political Comedy in Brussels
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Clinton Cash
On May 5, look for the release of “Clinton Cash: The Untold Story of How and Why Foreign Governments and Businesses Helped Make Bill and Hillary Rich” by Peter Schweizer.
The New York Times recently called it “the most anticipated and feared book of a presidential cycle.”
Clintonistas are predictably calling it a conservative hit job, but the NYT says this is hard to justify, since Schweizer meticulously documents his sources, including tax records and government documents.”
Schweizer is a three-time New York Times bestselling investigative journalist, president of the non-partisan Government Accountability Institute (GAI) and a Senior Editor-at-Large at Breitbart News.
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Filed under Bill Clinton, Books, Hillary Clinton
Focus on this and pay it forward
Steve Crowder writes: “This week, AmericaRising released an ad on Hillary Clinton. I usually don’t like, nor commentate on these kinds of ads. But this ad, is without a doubt, the most effective anti-campaign ad that I’ve ever seen. And it shows Conservatives the blueprint on how to beat Hillary. Attack the dishonesty. I’ve been saying this for years. Hillary Clinton is more than a slimy politician, she’s a compulsive liar. She lies about big things, but more importantly, she lies about little things when she thinks that nobody’s watching. For no reason! Ignore the ‘sexism’ claims from the left, speak freely, and focus on this. Watch below. It’s a must.”
Trustworthy?
I’m thinking we should also POUND the fact that Hillary’s policies are virtually identical to Barack’s.
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Filed under Hillary Clinton, Obamacare, Steven Crowder
Back It Up! Hillary 2016!
I wish to propose “Back It Up” by Unk as the theme song for Hillary’s 2016 campaign.
“Big ass truck” is a euphemism for a monster truck that smashes everything in its path. Hillary 2016!
“Big ass truck” is also the motivation for this bumper sticker. Obama’s Third Term!
In rap, “a 64” usually refers to a 64 Impala. As far as I can discern from surfing the internet, the 64 Impala is an iconic car for gangsta rappers and the “dropped” suspension is supposed to make it a super cool chick magnet. Or something. Bill’s Third Term!
Tonka is famous for its real and toy trucks. In the world of toy trucks, “a 64” is a 1/64th scale toy approximately the size of an unborn child at 12-week gestation. Hillary supports dumping unwanted fetuses like dirt!
“Ho” is a euphemism for a whore … or for the kind of skanky Secretary of State who would do a “female dogs humping” dance in front of cameras. Hillary 2016! Because dignity is so Bush Era!
2012: US Secretary of State at dinner hosted by South African Foreign Minister in Johannesburg
“Hoe” is also a kind of construction vehicle, one with a big, um, “thing” that puts stuff into the back ends of butts … I mean, dump trucks. Bill and Hillary, because their sick marriage will take everyone’s mind off the economy and the Middle East.
The full lyrics to “Back It Up” by Unk are linked below. They’re really gross … just like the idea of Bilious and Shrillary back in the White House.
Tonka Truck 2006
Sources:
- http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/unk/backitup.html
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ass_Truck
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_truck
- http://www.lowridermagazine.com/features/1306_1964_chevrolet_impala/photo_12.html
- H/t Jim Walter for the idea that sparked this blog
Filed under Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton
Go away, Hillary. Please.
I’m so disgusted by her behavior on the so-called “I’m just like you” tour. Not only does that “Scooby van” costs more than my house, but she parked it in a handicapped spot! I’ve also heard she hasn’t tipped any of the people who have served her.
Sadly, one of them is considering voting for her anyway. What a dope. Really? You’re SO DUMB you actually think she could be good for the country when she’s such a selfish, elitist bitch that she KEEPS THE CHANGE on a $20 while talking about the $2.5 BILLION she plans to spend because “It’s my TURN! I’ve paid my dues!” That’s just beyond pathetic.
And DON’T get me started on education. She’s all for Commie Core. The best thing I can say for her comment below is that she clearly understands the real goal of Common Core, which is to steal kids hearts and minds away from family and God and turn them toward serving the state and its elitist leaders.
“Clinton initially responded to the question about how to fix the U.S. educational system by praising Common Core. She then said that families today are too ‘negative’ about the current system, a system Clinton described as ‘the most important non-family enterprise’ in the country. After noting what she described as ‘unfortunate’ opposition to Common Core, Hillary Clinton also blithely dismissed the concerns of Common Core opponents by saying they just ‘do not understand the value’ of the controversial top-down curriculum.”
No, Shrill. The reason opponents are fighting Commie Core is because we DO understand the “value” of it and we HATE what it’s doing to our children and our nation! But what the hell do you know about truth, justice or the American way?
“All four of my grandparents were immigrants” … except for the three who were born in the United States.
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Filed under Common Core, Education, Hillary Clinton
HILLARY 2016… THE SAGA CONTINUES
Given the ameteurish rollout and the absurdity of the media chasing after the lying tramp like a bunch of redbone hounds after a raccoon it occurred to me this could be the best thing to happen. People will be so sick of her in awhile that most people will just turn off.
All I know for sure is the NFL draft starts two weeks from today and I’ll be grateful for the distraction.
CHIPOTLE CHEAPO! Hillary Fails To Tip After Paying (UPDATE) NOT THE FIRST TIME!
Hillary must still be struggling to pay her mortgages, or perhaps her mega-carbon footprint deluxe limo “van” needs to conserve gas money, because she failed to tip at Chipotle!
Her “spontaneus” moment of ordinary American behavior cost her campaign just over $20. She paid with $21 and kept the change.
With cheapos like Hillary, maybe they do need to raise the minimum wage to $15.
In all fairness, under Obama, $275,000.00 per speech doesn’t quite stretch as far as it used to.
From 2007
Anita Esterday, a waitress at the Maid-Rite in Toledo, Iowa, told NPR’s David Greene in a report that aired on Morning Edition Thursday that “nobody got left a tip” on Oct. 8, when Clinton sat at the lunch counter and ordered up the restaurant’s famous loose-meat sandwich.
Esterday served Clinton, chatted with her and later ended up as an example of a hard-working single mom in Clinton’s stump speech. She told NPR she’s considering voting for Clinton, but was disappointed the senator and her staff didn’t make sure she got a tip for her labor.
CHIPOTLE CHEAPO! Hillary Fails To Tip After Paying (UPDATE) NOT THE FIRST TIME!
ONE PET PEEVE OF MOST PEOPLE IS SOMEONE PARKING IN A HANDICAP PARKING SPOT
WHAT A P.R. DISASTER THIS IS
Entitled: Hillary Clinton Parks In Handicap Spot
Although there appears to be an open spot directly in front of her, one stop along Hillary Clinton’s road trip was in a handicapped parking spot.
Rules are for little people.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/16/entitled-hillary-parks-in-handicap-spot/
Campaign staff DROVE ‘ordinary’ Iowans to Hillary’s first campaign stop – including health care ‘lobbyist in training’ who was an Obama campaign intern and Biden chauffeur
Austin Bird sat for coffee on Tuesday morning in the town of LeClaire, Iowa, chatting with Hillary Clinton as photographers snapped pictures
News reports called him a ‘student’ and her campaign called it an unscripted event
But Clinton’s Iowa political director Troy Price drove Bird and two other people to the coffee house
Bird is a hospital government relations official who interned with Barack Obama’s 2012 presidential campaign
The Iowa Democratic Party, which Price ran until a month ago, tasked him to be Joe Biden’s driver during an October Senate campaign trip in Davenport
THIS IS NO SURPRISE:
Clinton Foundation Will Continue To Take Money From Foreign Governments While Hillary Runs For President
WHAT A PERFECT PICTURE OF THE REAL HRC
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/04/16/clinton-foundation-to-keep-accepting-donations-from-foreign-governments/
Another Massive Crowd Of “Everyday Americans” Welcomes The “Scooby Van” To Iowa…
Yes, five people is pitiful, but it’s more than double the last group we saw
Clinton Dodges MSNBC Reporter’s Question on What She’ll Do Differently Than In 2008
MSNBC’s Kristen Welker to Hillary Clinton: You lost here in Iowa in 2008, what do you plan to do differently to win?
Clinton ignores the question–
Book detailing Clinton White House drama is No. 1 on NYT best-seller list
According to Brower, though Hillary stood by her husband in public, behind the closed doors of the residence staff members frequently heard the Clintons shout at one another. At one point, a rumor circulated among staff that Hillary had thrown a lamp at Bill.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/bill-clinton-hillary-clinton-book-117016.html#ixzz3XVEQh7XN
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Prune wrapped in tinsel?
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said this about Senator Marco Rubio:
“I see him as a Flat Earth society worshiper … essentially a prune [with] some tinsel around it.”
Debbie insisted we need someone “fresh and new” to run the country.
Maybe Debbie’s real problem with Marco is that she’s a RAAAAAAAAAAACIST. I mean … a person can’t possibly disagree with someone else’s political positions, right? It’s ALWAYS gotta be about their race or gender or age or sexual orientation, right?
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Filed under Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Hillary Clinton, Marco Rubio
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TAXES
Every year it’s the same thing. The local TV stations will have camera crews outside the post office as last-minute filers rush to get their returns postmarked before midnight. My fishing buddy had his done yesterday. He does it every year. One of these days it’s going to bite him when he owes and can’t come up with the money. We filed at the end of January. Got a little back from the state, but it took almost two months to get the refund deposited to our account. The State of Illinois is broke, you see.
As has been the case all week and probably for some time to come the news is being smothered by She Who Will Not Be Denied.
I’m including a link to twitter that has some ‘Hillary is so old’ jokes. They won’t copy, so you’ll need to check it out. I should post some Yo Mama So….jokes. I have some funny ones. (ex:yo mama so fat her belly button has an echo).
LOVE THIS ONE
Filed under Hillary Clinton, Taxes
FLASH! FLASH! HILLARY SIGHTING!
Hillary Klintoon has been spotted in Iowa. A little uglier than bigfoot, but he’s not trying to become queen of anything. Plus,sasquatch is more honest, moral, and only shits on the ground,not on people.
FOUND: This Is Hillary Clinton’s “Scooby Van”… Update: Hillary Spotted At ‘Hipstoric’ Luxury Hotel
Hillary was apparently coming out of the luxury Hotel Blackhawk in Davenport, Iowa. Not exactly your “everyday American’s” Motel 6. Hilariously, it calls itself ‘hipstoric’, which certainly fits Hillary’s team of hipsters.
Hillary Clinton Takes A Pit Stop During Road Trip To Eat At Chipotle . . . Nobody Recognizes Her…
“Why hello my fellow everyday Americans!”
Hillary Clinton, who has embarked on a roughly 1,000 mile road trip after formally announcing her presidential bid on Sunday, was spotted at a Chipotle in Maumee, Ohio this afternoon.
According to Manager Charles Wright, no one recognized Clinton, who was wearing sunglasses.
Hillary Clinton: “I’m Going To Drink My Away Across Iowa”…
Clinton popped into the Jones Street Java House on Tuesday and ordered a chai, a latte and a glass of water with lemon. She’s headed later to a round-table discussion with students and teachers at a community college in Monticello
http://weaselzippers.us/220719-hillary-clinton-im-going-to-drink-my-away-across-iowa/
FROM MKH:
Hillary went unrecognized at an Ohio Chipotle today and I don’t know what it means
couple theories.
1) Hillary Clinton is so disdainful of the American people and feels so entitled to the presidency that she feels no need to schmooze with the hoi polloi unless absolutely necessary, even in OHIO.
2) Hillary Clinton is such an unnatural and disingenuous campaigner that it did not occur to her to rub elbows with the staff and clientele of Chipotle without a scrum of reporters and cameras reminding her that’s her job.
She’s no Bill, that’s for sure.
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/04/13/hillary-went-unrecognized-at-an-ohio-chipotle-today-and-i-dont-know-what-it-means/
SOME IOWA STUDENTS AREN’T AS GULLIBLE AS THE DEMOCRATS HAD HOPED
Iowa students preparing for Hillary’s first ‘listening’ session think she’s a ‘control freak’ who will be ‘talking s**t’ and only wants immigration reform because the Democratic party needs voters
Daily Mail Online spoke to ten students at Kirkwood Community College’s satellite campus in rural Iowa where Hillary Clinton will be Tuesday
One student is among those picked by teachers to question the former secretary of state
He wants her to comment on his suspicion about immigration reform – that Democrats are pushing the policy because they need new loyal voters
Another predicted that ‘she’s going to be, like, talking s**t’ and would ‘push some emotional thing on us’
A third said Clinton ‘seems like, kinda like a control freak’
One more said ‘I hope people don’t vote for her just because she’s a woman’
School has cancelled many classes Tuesday to accommodate Clinton, the Secret Service and the press hordes expected to show up
BEHOLD A YOUNG BLACK STUDENT NOT BUYING THE BULLSHIT
Hillary to Spend 2.5 Billion on Her Campaign or $37.92 per Vote
RU KIDDING???
TWO AND ONE HALF BILLION?WITH A ‘B’?
Hillary Rodham Clinton and her support groups are opening a massive fundraising effort to collect an historically-high $2.5 billion to win the White House, according to reports.
That amounts to $37.92 per vote in the general election for the Democrat, more than ever spent in a national campaign. The math is based on the votes received by President Obama in his reelection, 65,915,796.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton lashed out at rich executives today.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCj4nEoUkAEFq0i.jpg:large
Newest Hillary Talking Point: Marrying Into a Dynasty is Better Than Being Born Into It
How desperate are the Dems for pro-Hillary talking points?
So desperate that Dem hack Hillary Rosen retweeted a message urging her to tell CNN hosts that, “please remind the hosts and your counterparts HRC wasn’t born into #dynasty. like Jeb, Rand, Lincoln etc”
We’re now at the point where the Hillary hacks want to argue that she’s better than Jeb Bush because she married into her job instead of being born into it.
I’m sure the American people will love that debate.
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