My Bits & Bytes for today got so long, I decided to split off this subject into its own post.
WORTH WATCHING ALL THE WAY THROUGH – Click [13:09] to hear Tucker Carlson mock liberal media coverage of people getting outdoors for Memorial Day week-end.
One clip he shows is particularly disgusting. A doctor says, “The virus won’t respond to prayer.” And the host chuckles.
FOX Business’ Stuart Varney[2:49] talks about the mainstream media spinning negative news in response to their hatred for Trump. He quotes former CBS News President Van Gordon Sauter, who wrote in “The Liberal Media Has Passed Its Tipping Point” (The Wall Street Journal):
“News organizations that claim to be neutral have long been creeping leftward, and their loathing of Mr. Trump has accelerated the pace. The news media is catching up with the liberalism of the professoriate, the entertainment industry, upscale magazines and the literary world.
“There’s probably no way to seal the gap between the media and a large segment of the public. The media likes what it is doing. Admires it. Celebrates it. There is no personal, professional or financial reason to change. If anything, the gap will expand. Ultimately, the media finds the ‘deplorables’ deplorable.”Continue reading →
ECONOMIC RECOVERY:Economic indicators are ticking up.And Democrats are very sad.
A top former economic adviser to Obama says, “We are about to see the best economic data we’ve seen in the history of this country.
Left-wing site Politico reports this in an article called“The general election scenario that Democrats are dreading.”
“This is my big worry,” said a former Obama White House official who is still close to the former president. Asked about the level of concern among top party officials, he said, “It’s high — high, high, high, high.”
Two Democrat governors have backed down from their attempts to keep churches closed.
Just days after Minnesota bishops vowed to defy the 10-person-only rule (regardless of the size of the church), Minnesota’s Governor Tim Walz issued a new order allowing 25% capacity or 250 people, whichever is lower.
In California, a Pentecostal church asked the Supreme Court to throw out Governor Gavin Newsom’s restrictive order, the DOJ warned Gov. Newsom against discriminating against churches, and 1,200 pastors told him they would open regardless. Newsom backed down and issued new guidelines that allow houses of worship in California to reopen at 25% capacity or 100 attendees, whichever is lower.
Sadly, Illinois’ Democrat Governor J.B. Pritzker and Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot are doubling down on their unconstitutional line.
Three Chicago churches have been fined $500 each for violating Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s current stay-at-home order by hosting more than 10 people. They have been warned to stop holding gatherings or face being “declared a public health nuisance” and potentially closed.
The battle over whether to reopen churches escalated Friday when President Donald Trump deemed all places of worship “essential” and called on state leaders to allow services.Continue reading →
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CREEPY JOE BIDEN:PASS THIS AROUND –Click[2:20] to hear an expert on sexual abuse and family violence explain why Joe Biden’s creepy behavior is far from benign.
Andrea Widburg at American Thinker says, “Biden’s blatant behavior opens itself to two unpleasant interpretations. First, he believes that his status in D.C. puts him above the law. Like some Roman emperor, Joe thinks (correctly to date) that he can get away with anything. Second, Joe may get some sort of sick exhibitionistic kick about showing his preference for young girls so publicly.”
COVID-19:The World Health Organization estimated the virus had a 3.4% death rate. Now, with much wider testing, the official estimate for those who are symptomatic has been dropped a full 3% to 0.4%.
And with the new antibody test being used, they’re finding that about 35% of those infected are asymptomatic, which drops the overall infection fatality rate (IFR) to just 0.26%.Continue reading →
“To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim”
The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don’t work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It’s in the Proverbs somewhere.
That’s why we’re announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.
We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can’t be satirized. He’s doing all the hard work for us with statements like “You ain’t black!” and, of gun violence, that “150 million people have been killed since 2007.”
Every day is a real grind when we arrive at the sprawling Babylon Bee headquarters, settle in on our throne of Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and boot up the ol’ PC to check what Biden said over the past 24 hours. We’re tired of trying to out-parody things like “I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again” and “Corn Pop was a bad dude.”
Like, what do you do with that? Seriously. Go ahead. Try to satirize it. Anything you do just doesn’t have that perfect mix of absurdity and reality that makes satire work so effective at communicating truth. So we’re throwing in the towel.
We’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Joe Biden for being such a great satirical performance artist. You’re the real hero, Joe. The people really need comedy in a time like this, and you’re doing a great job. Keep it up!
Finally, laugh at these hilarious Babylon Bee headlines from our new best satirist, Joe Biden:
Biden: ‘Poor Kids Are Just As Bright As White Kids’
Joe Biden Says All Men And Women Are Created By You Know The Thing
Presidential Candidate Nibbles On His Wife’s Fingers
Joe Biden: ‘I’m Going To Beat Joe Biden’
‘Go to Joe 30330’ Says Joe
Biden Tells Campaign Rally ‘We Choose Truth Over Facts’
Joe Biden Calls Iowa Man ‘Fat’ And A ‘[FLOWERBED] Liar’
You can look forward to lots more content coming from your new favorite Babylon Bee writer any moment now.
CtH:I don’t get that last one. Joe said, “You’re a damn liar.” What’s damn got to do with flowerbed?
Also, earlier in the argument, he calls the guy “Jack” so I’m thinking he said “Jack”, not “fat.” However, he did challenge the guy to a fitness match and said, “You’re too old to vote for me.” So there was plenty of inappropriate age and body shape shaming coming out of his mouth.
•Single setting: symbolizing the vulnerability of a lone prisoner against his captors. •A white tablecloth: symbolizing purity of intention in responding to the nation’s call to arms. •An empty seat for they are not here. •An inverted wine glass: they cannot toast with us today. •A slice of lemon: reminding us of their bitter suffering. •Grains of salt: representing the countless tears of the families. •A single red rose: reminding us of loved ones who keep the faith awaiting their return. •The burning candle and yellow ribbon — symbolizing everlasting hope of a reunion with the missing.
Until the day they return home or find eternal peace, we will remember.
MEMORIAL DAY:Army Princess says, “We have a tradition. Each year, we visit the cemetery near our home and put flowers on the graves of veterans buried there and we say a family prayer for the souls of all our departed service members. Cemetery is pretty cool – there are veterans in there from Texas revolution, Civil War, WWI and II, Korea and Vietnam.”
JUDGE JEANINE: [7:41] – Remembering the fallen and detailing it’s past time to re-open.
This is what Catholics believe about intercession.
We do not worship Mary. – We love Mary. We honor Mary. We respect Mary. We learn from Mary. We take joy in Mary. And we ask for her powerful intercession.
We do not worship the saints. – We love the saints. We honor saints. We respect the saints. We learn from saints. We take joy in saints. And we ask for their powerful intercession.
Just as other Christian believers ask for the intercession of their friends on earth – we ask for the intercession of our friends in Heaven. Simple as that.
So next time, instead of saying, “Catholics worship Mary” try saying “I don’t understand Catholic theology.” We are one body in Christ and there is so much we could learn from each other if we stopped assuming the worst about each other.
THEOLOGY OF HOME:“Home isn’t something you buy. It’s something you build, slowly, over time, not simply by sheltering in place, but by living deeply in place, one dinner at a time, one baby at a time, one kiss at a time, one prayer at a time.” – Emily Stimpson Chapman
TIME TO REOPEN:[18:39] – Prager U’s William Witt interviews a psychiatrist about the mental health crisis that the lockdown has caused. Substance abuse, overdoses, domestic violence, and child abuse are all on the rise. The Department of Health & Human Services estimates “deaths of despair” could reach as high as 150,000.
In some places, the number of deaths by suicide have exceeded the number of deaths from the coronavirus. Dr. Michael deBoisblanc of John Muir Medical Center in Walnut Creek, California, told ABC 7 news that he has seen a “year’s worth of suicides” in the last four weeks alone.