From the Babylon Bee
Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela

October 25th, 2018

The refugees have complex motivations, but the vast majority simply want to see everything socialism has to offer after suffering the amazing benefits of capitalism for too long.

Caravan organizers dispelled rumors that they were funded by Bernie Sanders, claiming the caravan was an organic grassroots movement.

At its current pace, the caravan is expected to arrive just in time for Venezuela to run out of food entirely.
https://babylonbee.com/news/caravan-of-liberal-americans-makes-way-toward-socialist-paradise-of-venezuela

A lot if you’re a feckless twerp fortunate enough to be related to someone of some notoriety. Take the Kennedys, the Cuomos, the Landrieus, and this little moron whose father was a conservative Prime Minister to our neighbors to the north. It’s what he trades on, although he’s as useless as teats on a boar hog.

Justin Trudeau Is Choosing To ‘Further Redistribute Income’ With A Carbon Tax, Critics Say

Canada will mandate that all provinces tax carbon dioxide emissions.

•Policy experts, however, think the plan “could very well make matters worse.”
•The carbon tax will phase in before Canadians head to the polls next year.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his government would impose taxes on carbon dioxide in six provinces that the central government deemed have not done enough to fight global warming.

• https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/24/justin-trudeau-carbon-tax-canada/

WOOHOO!!! MARINE 2 is HOME!!! Big thanks to all who prayed for our wee grandson. We are all SO happy today!!!

PRESIDENT CLINTON: “We are a nation of immigrants, but we are also a nation of laws.” President Trump could give this speech and it would make today’s whackadoodle Democrats completely nuts.

https://www.facebook.com/mrctv/videos/2148603748495995/

FEINSTEIN IN 1993: “Defend the border. … The day when America can be the welfare system for Mexico is gone.” Ditto what I said above.

https://www.facebook.com/DailyCaller/videos/1924297047866144/

BUILD “TRUMP’S BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL”

https://www.facebook.com/DailyCaller/videos/1924297047866144/

TRUMP TWEET: “I agree with President Obama 100%!” wrote Trump, as he tweeted a 2005 video of Obama saying, “We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently and lawfully to become immigrants into this country.”

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-cites-2005-obama-remarks-to-support-immigration-policy

BOMB SCARE: Potentially explosive devices were sent to several critics of President Trump. None of the devices detonated and no one was injured. The devices were sent to Hillary Clinton, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, former Attorney General Eric Holder, former President Barack Obama, former CIA Director John Brennan, and left-wing billionaire George Soros. The FBI is investigating the devices.

• https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mail-bombs-scare-heres-what-we-know

TRUMP REBUKED BY HYPOCRITICAL DEMS: “I want to say at these times we have to unify and send one very clear and strong message that acts of political violence of any kind have no place in the United States of America,” said Trump. Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-NY, sneered, “President Trump’s words ring hollow until he reverses his statements that condone acts of violence.” Where was the outrage over Kathy Griffin’s decapitated Trump stunt, or Madonna’s “blowing up the WH” fantasy, or Johnny Depp’s “take out Trump” recommendation, or Maxine’s and Pelosi’s orders to harass political opponents?

• https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/24/pelosi-schumer-trump-rhetoric-bomb/
• https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/10/25/hear-her-roar-sarah-sanders-rips-cnn-pres-jeff-zucker-a-new-one-for-loathsome-statement-smearing-trump/

CIVILITY: While sitting next to Michael Avenatti, the lawyer who represents adult film star Stormy Daniels, Kathy Griffin referred to President Trump’s Press Secretary as “Sarah F**kabee.”

• https://ilovemyfreedom.org/kathy-griffin-unveils-completely-inappropriate-nickname-for-sarah-huckabee-sanders/

REAL CLEAR POLITICS: RCP co-founder Tom Bevan says there is no sign at all of any Blue Wave. Instead RCP is seeing a shift towards Republicans.

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/boom-real-clear-politics-co-founder-we-are-not-seeing-blue-wave-gop-may-keep-the-house-video/

KEITH ELLISON: He was expected to coast into the Minnesota Attorney General’s job, but the latest MPR News/Star Tribune poll has Ellison down 7 points.

• https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/10/is-political-end-finally-here-for-former-farrakhan-activist-keith-ellison-down-7-points-in-minnesota-ag-race/

KYRSTEN SINEMA: The Arizona Democrat lost the endorsement of the Arizona State Troopers Association with just days to go before the election after members complained that they were not properly consulted before union leaders made the decision.

• https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/10/25/az-dem-kyrsten-sinema-loses-major-endorsement-with-just-days-to-go-before-election/

HELP MELISSA: This young black female had her Twitter account (which has 118K followers) suspended shortly after she announced she was attending to the Young Black Conservatives Summit in Washington DC and would also be going to the White House to meet the President. She’s raising money to make her trip possible. Here’s the link.

• https://www.gofundme.com/im-going-to-the-white-house

SPEAKING OF RACISM: Privileged white people say laws requiring voter I.D. discriminate against blacks. Actual black people say that’s racist. They all have I.D., know where the DMV is, and can use the internet.

• https://www.facebook.com/DailyCaller/videos/1924297047866144/

DINESH D’SOUZA: How many slave owners were Republicans? Zero. None. Zilch. Nada.

• https://www.facebook.com/DSouzaDinesh/videos/334151117141305/

UHHHHHHHHH: Protesters told this reporter that Trump was trying to deprive us of our human rights. But they had no idea what rights those might be.

• https://www.facebook.com/MilneNews/videos/307705723154978/

OBAMA CLAIMS CREDIT FOR ECONOMY: This is the man who spent hundreds of billions on fake “shovel ready jobs” that never materialized, but somehow managed to enrich the coffers of Democrats and radical liberal groups. … Make no mistake, Obama was an economic disaster for America and much of it was intentional on his part. The “economic miracle” is that we somehow managed to survive his eight year reign of error. – Stilton Jarlsberg

• http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2018/10/the-miracle-jerker.html

TOP ECONOMIST CONFIRMS OBAMA EFFECT: “It’s the Effect that Barack Obama is No Longer President of the United States!”

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/top-us-economist-confirms-obama-did-have-an-effect-on-this-economy-its-the-effect-that-barack-obama-is-no-longer-president-of-the-united-states/

MARRIAGE & HAPPINESS: A new study reveals that married men and women who have only had sex with their spouse are more likely to report a happier marriage than those who have had multiple partners.

• https://www.dailysignal.com/2018/10/23/181022_marriage_sex_justice/

I call shenanigans.

Two weeks before the midterms,democrats falling behind. Suddenly all top democrats get “suspicious packages.” None of them detonate. One has stamps, but no postage marks. Return address is to Wasserman Schultz.

THIS IS A SETUP!!! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS TO DEMOCRATS BY ACCIDENT. PHONY BOMB SCARES, TENS OF THOUSANDS INVADING FROM THE SOUTH. THEY’RE PULLING OUT ALL THE DIRTY TRICKS.

MSNBC Brings on Hillary Aide to Blame Trump for Mail Bombs

• https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kyle-drennen/2018/10/24/msnbc-brings-hillary-aide-blame-trump-mail-bombs

Why the Obama-Clinton-CNN bomber will likely be caught quickly

• https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/why-the-obama-clinton-cnn-bomber-will-likely-be-caught-quickly

Terrorizing Acts: White House Condemns Explosive Packages Sent to Clintons, Obamas

• https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/10/24/white-house-condemns-explosive-packages-sent-to-clinton-and-obama-n2531500

Bomb sent to DNN came with envelope of white powder

• https://nypost.com/2018/10/24/bomb-sent-to-cnn-came-with-envelope-of-white-powder/

Return address address on suspicious packages

• https://www.dailywire.com/news/37541/return-address-found-suspicious-packages-belongs-ashe-schow

Huge Clue: Several bombs sent out today with zero detonations, very suspicious

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/huge-clue-several-bombs-sent-out-today-with-zero-detonations-very-suspicious/

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It’s not what you think.

Obama tried to force Christians to embrace this perversion. The tables have been turned and the snowflakes are pissed.

Hollywood Unhinged over Report Trump Admin May Eliminate Gender Ideology: ‘This Is Pure Evil’

Trans actor Laverne Cox told Variety that “Besides nuclear war and our president being an agent of Russia? For the trans community, with our previous president so much progress really happened, and most of the progress has been rolled back.”

“So what scares me for kids is that there really are no protections in schools. In places like Mississippi, there are states with laws that are criminalizing trans folks. I’m worried there’s no recourse now. I’m worried there’s no protection,” Cox said.

• https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/10/22/hollywood-unhinged-over-report-trump-admin-may-eliminate-gender-ideology/

Anybody can see the endgame here. Bring in enough illegal parasites to flood the system, fund it with taxpayer money and establish a permanent one party system with democrats in control.

San Francisco to Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote

Now that the illegals are registered and ready, they will be voting in November.

This is just the beginning. The Democrats will take this victory and fight for illegals to vote in state and federal elections.

The Democrat party cares not for taxpaying American citizens. They cater to illegal aliens. They are turning the illegals into one huge voting block in order to permanently entrench the Dem party as we are seeing with this move to allow non-citizens to vote and other ‘motor voter’ laws.

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/san-francisco-to-allow-illegal-aliens-to-vote/

As P.T. Barnum said: ‘there’s one born every minute.’

$10K sleep coaches are like personal trainers for your dreams

Sleep coach Christine Hansen caters to high-end clients. The Luxembourg-based coach charges up to $10,000 for a daylong session, including life coaching and dietary tests to determine whether sleep problems may be linked to food issues.

“Sleep is the new hustle,” says Kuczkowski, who runs a 2,000-square- foot “sleep center” called Start With Sleep in Buffalo and charges her clients — “financial professionals, lawyers, doctors” — up to $1,100 for a four- to six-week program, not including the accessories for sale in her store. If the solution falls outside her holistic scope — she’s certified as an integrative adult sleep coach — she will refer clients to a medical professional.

• https://nypost.com/2018/10/22/10k-sleep-coaches-are-like-personal-trainers-for-your-dreams/

Judicial activism is still the most potent weapon democrats have.

Judge bars New Hampshire proof of residency requirement for new voters

A New Hampshire judge on Monday put on hold a law requiring some voters to present proof of residency when they register, saying it would lengthen lines at polling places and make it difficult for students, disabled voters and others to cast ballots.

Make it harder for illegals to vote,too.

New Hampshire Congresswoman Carol Shea-Porter, a Democrat, welcomed the ruling.

“This law undermines our state’s reputation for holding free and fair elections, and it hurts our democracy,” she said in a statement.

• https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-new-hampshire/judge-bars-new-hampshire-proof-of-residency-requirement-for-new-voters-idUSKCN1MW2Y8

CtH: How exactly does this ensure FAIR elections?

It is frightening that this woman won the Democratic nomination for governor of Georgia. She defaulted on every credit card she ever got, calling them “little slivers of magic” (sic) and owes more than $200,000 in back taxes. She feels qualified to run a state budget. She’s also an anti-American pig.

Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams helped torch state flag during college protest

An article from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution shows Abrams torching the flag in a photograph. A 20-year-old senior at the school told the paper that the protest was designed to “send Georgia’s racist past up in flames,” and “fight fire with fire. … Burn, baby, burn!” No arrests reportedly occurred at the protest.

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/georgia-democratic-gubernatorial-candidate-stacey-abrams-burned-flag-during-protest-at-state-capitol

REAL CLEAR POLITICS: 9/30 – 10/22 numbers show Republican candidate, Brian Kemp, up by 1.6 points. The race could go either way.

• https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2018/governor/ga/georgia_governor_kemp_vs_abrams-6628.html