The Retail Crapshoot

To many retail outlets, the Christmas shopping season is the difference between making a profit for the year or losing. Every Spring buyers attend shows in big cities like New York and Las Vegas to preview the coming seasons new products. Order too many of the wrong items and you lose money. Order too few of what’s selling this year and customers will go elsewhere.

Before there was such a thing as online shopping there were radio and television ads, newspapers and the Sears Christmas Toy Catalog. (I found a 1962 Sears toybox catalog in a box of magazines I bought at auction. I sold it online for nearly $150. (Collectors like to have the original ad to display with their collections.)

It seems every year something unexpected becomes THE toy to have for kids, whether it be the hula hoop, Slinky, Holiday Barbie, Mattel Buffalo Hunter set, pet rock, or Bigmouth Billy Bass. The only toy I can remember searching the city over for was that phenomenon, the Cabbage Patch doll. My daughter was about 10 that year. I went to a dozen stores before I found one. The only grandchild who gets any toys for Christmas is Miss Olivia. All the rest get what they really want for Christmas … money.

The following link is to what is predicted to be the hottest toys this year. There can’t be much argument that none of the junk will withstand the test of time like the treasures of our youth have. We had things made of steel, cast iron, wood, plastic and tin. Kids today have things that need batteries and are made so cheaply they generally break in a short period of time. Most kids aren’t much for playtoys, since they all have iPhones now.

These Are Going to Be the Hottest Christmas Toys of 2017

We know the holiday season seems so far away, but when it comes to snatching up the hottest toys, you can’t start early enough. Luckily, Hasbro released a list of what they think will be the most popular toys come December.

HERE ARE A FEW OF THE NEW OFFERINGS FROM HASBRO

Hanazuki MoodGleam Wearable

Moodgleam

Colors change to reflex the mood of the wearer, just like the bracelet worn by the popular cartoon character, Hanazuki.

DIDN’T WE HAVE MOOD RINGS????

Play Doh Letters and Language

Play-Doh Letters and Language Set: Kids can practice letter recognition and pronunciation using the alphabet stampers and play mats.

WHO DIDN’T HAVE PLAY DOH? DID YOU LEAVE YOURS OUT UNTIL IT HARDENED INTO A ROCK? C’MON,YOU KNOW YOU DID.

[CtH: My sister banned it from her house, because she got so sick of picking crumbs out of the carpet. LOL]


Star Wars” Black Series Poe Dameron Electronic Helmet

Although they have yet to test, the experts at the Good Housekeeping Institute love the interactive aspect of this role-playing helmet. Put the device on and the surround sound will immerse you in the life of skilled X-Wing fighter pilot, Poe Dameron.

OK, WHAT KID IS GOING TO LOOK BACK IN 50 YEARS AND RECALL FONDLY HAVING AN ELECTRONIC HELMET?

[CtH: Oh I dunno.  My youngest gets pretty misty about Teddy Ruxpin. :)]

Coinhole: The Mini Bouncing Quarter Game

Coinhole

Players compete in this game by bouncing coins off the table, onto the board and into the hole. The first to sink all of their coins wins!

[CtH: My brother and his friends used to play a tabletop football game just like this, using pieces of paper folded into fat triangles.  But oh golly gee whiz!  They never had the option of blowing $35 to get a customized image printed on a piece of wood with a hole in it.  Isn’t that special?!

https://www.coinhole.com/collections/best-sellers/products/customize-your-own-coinhole-board?variant=31962370830%5D

HAVE YOU NOTICED THESE TOYS ARE LARGELY WARMED-OVER VERSIONS OF CLASSIC TOYS?  THEY’RE EVEN REVIVING TICKLE ME ELMO.

GOT 30 BUCKS??  Elmo’s hysterical laugh is back for a new generation of fans. And just in time to appeal to the upwardly mobile parents whose parents managed to score one for them in 1996 when the first release was The Impossibly Popular Toy of the Year.

Marvel Legends Series “Thor” Mjolnir Electronic Hammer

Made for elevated role-playing, this die-cast metal pommel hammer features intricate detailing , SFX and light up lightning effects. For adults only. Who else would spend $100 on something like this?!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/shopping-toys/these-are-going-to-be-the-hottest-christmas-toys-of-2017/ss-BBDTMrk?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=UE12DHP#image=26

I GOT ONE OF THESE ONE YEAR

THESE TOO

MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE. HE BROUGHT IT OVER ON CHRISTMAS DAY. WE PLAYED FOR HOURS AND HOURS

WHAT WAS UNIQUE ABOUT THE TOYS OF OUR GENERATION IS THAT WE HAD FUN AND ACTUALLY LEARNED THINGS OR CREATED WITH OUR OWN HANDS AND THE ONLY LIMITATION WAS OUR IMAGINATION.

CtH: When I think back to my childhood, two toys stand out as being favorites my friends and I played with day after day after day.

Jacks

jump rope

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Broken Promise

Once upon a time, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was criticized for using a private jet while campaigning against the alleged “dangers” of man-made global warming.

She responded by promising that her campaign would purchase enough offsets to make up for all the carbon her flying around was adding to the atmosphere.

That was nearly two years ago. Her campaign has yet to spend a single dollar on offsets.

2017_07 Hillary climate hypocrite

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This

2017_07 23 Scaramucci vs Hillary

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/07/23/scaramucci-deletes-old-embarrassing-tweets-dan-bongino-helps-libs-cope-517102

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Patriotism Anyone

DNC adviser Zac Petkanas presumed to disparage the patriotism of Trump supporters. I don’t think “patriotism” means what he thinks it means.

2017_07 Two prez on patriotism

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Zac Petkanas: Spokesman for the Loony Left

2017_07 22 Zac Petkanas tweet - Dunkirk

2017_07 22 Zac Petkanas tweet - Service

Tucker Carlson had Zac Petkanas on his show. Petkanas called Trump a “monster” for declining to spend tax dollars providing local schools with information that is available on the internet. He also called Biology a “right wing pseudo science.”

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/02/24/watch-dnc-transgender-spokesman-tries-to-argue-science-with-tucker-carlson-and-it-doesnt-go-well/

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Yo, ABC! THIS is not NEWS!

2017_07 23 Schumer not news

So, who didn’t already know that Democrats want single payer?!

Good grief. That’s been the purpose of Obamacare from the beginning … to trash the health insurance industry and FORCE us into single payer.

In other news, water is still wet.

Also, Senator Chuck, “single payer” is the OPPOSITE of a “broader” thing. Duh.

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The Cure for Poverty

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Do Democrats Know?

2017_07 21 Do Dems know tweet

FYI: Scott Adams created Dilbert.

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Case in Point

2017_07 Female WH Press Sec

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Admen Wanted; Reply: DNC

When mankind was a new thing, when Ugg first sold Mugg a sharp rock to cut his mastodon steak with, people with goods or services to sell or trade, customers had to be aware of their existence. As time progressed and things changed, advertising had to keep up with demand.

With the advent of television, a whole new culture of advertising was born. Peoples’ attention span never was very long and by today’s standards, you have about 5 seconds to get potential buyers’ attention before they change the channel. Ad placement is so crucial that companies pay millions of dollars for a 30 second spot on Super bowl Sunday, the most-watched sporting event of the year.

Companies sometimes pay a fee to use a familiar piece of music or a popular song. One of the most famous is the William Tell Overture. One commercial I remember particularly well involved Jeno’s pizza rolls and Lark cigarettes, which they don’t even make anymore. I remember it because of the cameo by Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels.

[CtH: I LOVED that pizza roll commercial!  It still makes me laugh, even just to think about it.]

The DNC, the party with nothing to offer but hate, bitterness, and empty platitudes, is due to unveil a new slogan Monday. Further proof, as if it were needed, that no one there has a clue.

Democrats Set to Unveil New Slogan Monday

The Democrats are working on a re-brand following their near-spectacular collapse from the days when they controlled the entirety of the legislative and executive branches, and are set to officially unveil a new slogan for the 2018 elections: “A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages.”
But golly, if this is the best they can come up with, they’re likely to get more people to start inexplicably craving pizza than actually voting for their candidates.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/07/20/democrats-to-unveil-new-slogan-n2357780

The Democrats have a new agenda, and guess what…

Democrat leaders have been working on a new agenda for many months because they lost in 2016 and because of their continuous losses the last six years and after all their hard work. Dana Milbank of the Washington Post – and, I am sure, most reporters – is very proud of the Democrats’ amazing product.

Titled “A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages,” it is expected to have many Democratic staples – tax increases on the rich, affordable college, infrastructure spending, higher wages, job training, paid family leave and the like – and a few new ones.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2017/07/the_democrats_have_a_new_agenda_and_guess_what.html

New Rumored DNC Slogan Ripped Off from Papa John’s Pizza

LOL: New Rumored DNC Slogan Ripped Off from Papa John’s Pizza (VIDEO)

Conservatives can’t resist pitching ideas after Dem’s ‘cheesy’ 2018 slogan is mercilessly mocked. How about…

The Democrats have adopted a cheesy new slogan which they hope will help them defeat the Republicans at the 2018 midterm elections.

Unfortunately, the Dems’ “new” slogan, “A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages,” is a thinly-veiled rip-off of the marketing slogan used by the Papa John‘s pizza chain. Papa John’s snappy slogan is “Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.”

The Party of Women’s Sexual Liberation & “Equality” Featuring #FGM & Beat Your Woman If She Steps Out Of Line 👍🏼 #NewDemSlogans

#NewDemSlogans

  • We’re the party of inclusion*
    • *unless you’re 2 of the following: white, male, or straight
  • Collusion you can believe in

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/07/21/conservatives-cant-resist-pitching-ideas-dems-cheesy-2018-slogan-mercilessly-mocked-516237

[CtH: Or, as Trump suggested, leave it alone and let them OWN the FAIL.]

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