by | March 18, 2014 · 12:44 am

The O’cult just got even CREEPIER

2014_03 17 Obamas now everyone's Mom and Dad

Tweets about Our Mom and Dad Which Art in Washington:

  • If they’re my parents, how come I’m the one paying their allowance?
  • They’re our employees, you creepy little cultists.
  • My real parents didn’t constantly compare me to an imaginary brother.
  • I don’t think so. When MY folks drew a line, EVERYONE listened.
  • DCS? I’d like to file a child abuse report, please.
  • My real parents never lied to me or took my health care away.
  • What are we … the Hitler Youth?
  • My real parents did not leave my kids with a pile of hope-crushing debt.
  • Where do I sign up for the class action emancipation lawsuit?
  • Not a cult. Not a cult. … It’s a cult.

Cult

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4 responses to “The O’cult just got even CREEPIER”

  1. zmalfoy's avatar zmalfoy
    March 18, 2014 at 7:55 am

    omg, whut? . . . this is weird. . . O.o . . . *twitch*

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  2. Violet's avatar Violet
    March 18, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    Gross. No. Nobody needs a narcissist for a parent, let alone TWO of ’em.

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  3. GruntOfMonteCristo's avatar GruntOfMonteCristo
    March 18, 2014 at 6:41 pm

    I’m frankly more worried about our creepy aunt Valerie Jarrett. I’m pretty sure she comes with the package.

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