Bits & Bytes

CANADA: Just hours before the nation checked in with its official groundhog – Fred La Marmotte – he was found dead in his burrow.

FAUXTUS: CLICK [:08] to hear him say, “More than half the women in my administration are women.”

IRELAND: This tiny nation began its COVID-19 jab program in January 2021. By mid-February, over 80% of the 18+ population had received both doses, with another 10% having had one dose. With such wide coverage, one might suppose that, if the mRNA serum worked as advertised, the death rate would either return to its 2019 level or else drop lower, owing to the numbers of elderly who had died prematurely from the virus. Instead, the numbers of deaths in Ireland has continued to climb. In January 2023, with 42% more deaths than in pre-pandemic January 2019, the bodies have piled up so quickly that mortuaries and coroner’s offices have run out of room to store them.

LAPTOP from HELL: In order to ask state and federal agencies to go after people who are using laptop finds to tarnish the Biden family and administration, Hunter has finally had to admit that it was, indeed, his laptop.

MALTA: These two independent journalists have been charged with advertising conversion therapy in violation of Article 3 of Malta’s “Affirmation of Sexual Orientation, Gender and Gender Expression Act.” The offense carries €5,000 in fines or up to five months in prison.

According to a transcript of the interview, Grech never invited anyone to attend therapy to change their sexual orientation or gender identity. He merely talked about how and why he decided to leave the homosexual lifestyle.

NEW JERSEY: On Wednesday, Eunice Dwumfour (30) was found shot dead outside her Sayreville home. The New Jersey Republican Party remembered the councilwoman for her “steadfast dedication to the community, as well as her deep and abiding Christian faith.”

NEW YUCK: The SUNY Board of Trustees has voted that, beginning in Fall 2023, all State University of New York System (SUNY) students will be required to take Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Social Justice classes (aka, Marxist identity politics) as part of their general education.

Faculty that doesn’t agree will be subjected to reeducation. To be fair, I was subjected to this crap in multiple classes when I attended SUNY-Binghamton (Class of 1976). It just wasn’t condensed into a single course and required. But I also had really good professors who kept politics out of their lectures. I’m guessing that won’t be allowed going forward.

OHIO: A fully intact male who claims to identify as a female has been charged with public indecency for allegedly parading around naked in the women’s locker room of a YMCA in the presence of minor girls. The charges cover three separate incidents that were reported by three different people. In the third incident, at least three young girls were present while he exposed his junk. The YMCA says their locker room guidelines ask people to “remain properly covered while in public areas of the locker room.”

OMAR: House Republicans won the vote to remove Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) from the chamber’s Foreign Affairs Committee. The Dems went batsh*t crazy, screaming that she was targeted for being female, dark skinned, and/or Muslim.

PROJECT VERITAS: James O’Keefe has dropped another piece of the undercover interview with the Pfizer director who said he was just trying to impress a date when he claimed Pfizer was doing “directed evolution” research on the ‘rona virus.

In this clip, he says, “There is something irregular about the menstrual cycles. So, people will have to investigate that down the line. That is a little concerning, because the [COVID] vaccine shouldn’t be interfering with that [menstrual cycles].”

I hope we don’t find out that somehow this mRNA lingers in the body and like — because it has to be affecting something hormonal to impact menstrual cycles. I hope we don’t discover something really bad down the line. … I mean, the scale of that scandal would be enormous.”

The video is embedded at the link below.

VFAUXTUS: CLICK [:39] to hear Harris “honoring” former NASA astronauts Douglas Hurley and Robert Behnken at a Congressional Space Medal of Honor ceremony. The speech was apparently written by a Kindergarten teacher: “Which brings me to May 30, 2020. Bob and Doug returned to the Kennedy Space Center. They suited up. They waved to their families, and they rode an elevator up nearly 20 stories. They strapped in to their seats and waited as the tanks beneath filled with tens of thousands of gallons of fuel. And then they launched. Yeah, they did.

VITAMIN D: [14:07] – Dr. John Campbell reports on a new meta-analysis of the effectiveness of Vitamin D supplementation in preventing infection, hospitalization and death not just from the ‘rona virus, but for just about any infection. Despite the vast numbers who are deficient in this vital nutrient, doctors don’t include Vitamin D in standard blood panels. I had to ask my doctor to run it and he warned me I might get a bill. Thankfully, my insurance paid for it.



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2 responses to “Bits & Bytes

  1. Letter to an insurance company — that guy’s voice, and that shirt! Funny guy telling a funny joke in a funny fashion.

    Some humor is great even if you know the punchline, for the fun is as much in the telling. This is one of those. It was new to me, and not the bit I anticipated, a very similar chaos-cascade joke, The Bricklayer’s Accident Report. Found this video -one of several.

    Also thought perhaps it might have been The best God joke ever
    The joke’s author talks about how it got that “best” — the joke itself is a few paragraphs in. (There is video of a telling of the joke, but it uses that obnoxious artificial voice – a humorless, inflection-less, emotionless robot telling the best God joke ever is kind of a joke in itself.)