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Resolution filed ordering arrest of Lois Lerner

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This post is a public service

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Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) announced on Thursday that he has filed a resolution directing the House sergeant-at-arms to “arrest Lois Lerner for contempt of Congress” over the IRS targeting scandal.

Under the proposed resolution, Lerner would be held in a Washington, D.C., jail and would be given access to an attorney and all her constitutional rights.

text of resolution is at link:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/10/gop-congressman-we-just-filed-a-resolution-directing-the-sergeant-at-arms-to-arrest-lois-lerner-for-contempt/

If you bother to read the article you’ll see ‘Orange Slush’ has to sign the arrest warrant. This will be another waste of time,I’m afraid. Just thought somebody might be interested.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT BUSH

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Yesterday was President George W. Bush’s 68th birthday. Nobody noticed since he’s kept out of the public eye unless the media want to blame him for something. The left never got over the fact Gore couldn’t steal the election in 2000 and from that day forward Bush was treated with more destructive savagery than I’ve ever seen. His mistake was thinking that because he could negotiate with the democrats in Texas that somehow he could do it with the professional haters in DC.
He never once defended himself against all the venality hurled in is direction and he is still blamed today when the left cannot defend their own treachery.
But one thing that was never in doubt….the man loves his country …and its veterans deeply. Like him or not,you did not have to live in fear of what he was going to take away from you. It seems so long ago.

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CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY

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To whom it may concern:
This is the day we celebrate our independence from tyranny. Savor it. It’s coming to an end.
The gay pride flag and the Mexican flag will fly alongside Old Glory soon,in the name of almighty diversity.
Your children and children’s children will be taught that this is the day that white Europeans officialy stole land rightfully belonging to minorities and brought in slaves to enrich themselves and became the bullies of the world.
I hate to sound like an Eeyore but I’m just being pragmatic. I have seen nothing to give me hope that things will ever get better. As conservatives we face an adversarial media,educational system,the democrat party and republican elites who have insulated themselves against their base with tons of corporate money. The other side will do anything to win; our side doesn’t seem to care anymore, if it ever truly did.
We are being invaded by massive swarms of low income,low educated people to put an unsustainable drag on our welfare system and there is nothing we can do to stop it. One party wants the votes to continue in power in perpetuity and the other is being financed by corporate entities who want a continuous influx of cheap labor. All the sacrifices that have been made the last 238 years are being stolen because too many people stood by and did nothing.

I have posted a few of my favorite patriotic videos if anybody cared.

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On This Day in 1776
On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence was signed and the door to the United States of America opened even wider. Nobler pens than mine have graced this event with prose, but I think it is worthwhile to reflect that however impossible the American Dream might seem to us today, it seemed a great deal less plausible to the Founding Fathers then. I defer to John Adams, who penned the following letter (shown here in part) to his wife, Abigail, describing the tumultuous events he helped orchestrate
http://spectator.org/blog/59847/day-1776

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PETES PAGE; HAPPY THIRD

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Cleaning out what I have cached so there’s no evidence I was ever here.

Writers Guild Makes Citizens Arrest

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(MFNS) NYC – Former First Lady, Secretary of State, and would be famous literary personality, Hillary Clinton, was surrounded and captured at a book-signing today by a vigilante group representing the the Writer Guild of America invoking a Citizens Arrest . Witnesses said Mrs.Clinton rose slowly from her seat and said “I’ve been expecting you.” As Mrs. Clinton was led away she was heard to mumble “You’ll all pay for this after my coronation!”

Speaking for the vigilante group to reporters was the Writer Guild President, Dame Edith Bronson, author of such classic works as “The Soul of a Squid” and “The Collected Poems of Hugo Chavez”:

“I, as well as my colleague, Professor of Biography Dr. Paul Menlo LeSquirt, today took the bold step to remove from the public eye an embarrassment and menace to the literary world. Not since the publication of Barack Obama’s autobiography has so much fiction been passed on to the public as a non-fiction volume, and with all the pre-publication pomp and promotion usually reserved for great works of literature such as ‘Harry Potter’ and ’50 Shades of Gray’. We simple could not in good conscience any longer allow Mrs. Clinton to soil the reputation of the literary world and the time honored craft of book authorship.”
Mrs. Clinton’s Book has had dismal sales and failed to reach #1 before or after its debut, and has sunk to #60 on Amazon.com. behind such powerhouse tomes as “Little Blue Truck” by Alice Schertle.

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STARTING WAGES AT WAL MART IN NORTH DAKOTA

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PETE’S PAGE; JASUDIP

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Illegals swarming across the border at Obama’s invitation.
Polls show people are getting really tired of Barry’s act….as if it makes any difference.
Media dutifully spinning Hobby Lobby decision as a company denying people their “right” to contraception in the continuing phony “war on women.” Look forward to every last democrat whining about this…it beats trying to defend Obamacare.
Medical people warned not to say anything about the contagious diseases the illegal hordes are bringing with them on pain of arrest.
People in Murrieta,Ca. learn three busloads of overflow illegals are coming from a Texas military base-cum-daycare center.
Block the buses and force them to retreat to a Border Patrol facility.
Had enough?
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PETE’S PAGE; THE PLOT THICKENS

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Update:Rush was talking yesterday about the post I linked to about the thousands in Detroilet who had their water cut off for non-payment. His researchers found that water and sewer are the only utilities in the city that are NOT subsidized,so they have to pay them from their welfare cash. Apparently they have more important things to buy with their free dough than water.

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When you make a deal with black vote buyers masquerading as preachers in Mississippi,you’d best not try to stiff them. The going rate was allegedly $15/head for every rent-a-vote. Thud Cockroach reneged on the deal and now the homies wanna get paid.

Cochran Campaign Manager, Staffer Busted in Illegal Vote Buying Operation

Democrat black reverend, who brought “hundreds” to the polls for promise of payment, exposes alleged massive voter fraud, vote buying operation by Cochran campaign.

A black reverend stiffed by the Cochran campaign has exposed an alleged criminal conspiracy by Cochran staffers to commit massive voter fraud ahead of Tuesday’s controversial U.S. Senate Republican runoff election in Mississippi.

Reverend Stevie Fielder, associate pastor at historic First Union Missionary Baptist Church and former official at Meridian’s redevelopment agency, says he delivered “hundreds or even thousands,” of blacks to the polls after being offered money and being assured by a Cochran campaign operative that Chris McDaniel was a racist. “They [the Cochran campaign] told me to offer blacks fifteen dollars each and to vote for Thad.”

http://www.gotnews.com/

CHECK THIS OUT:

Obama condemns ‘senseless act of terror against innocent youth’
No,he wasn’t talking about abortion,silly. He was referring to the murder of 3 Israeli teens,including one who held dual Israeli-American citizenship. After condemning the slaughter he urged the Israelis to ‘show restraint’…apparently to protect his muslim brothers. The IDF has already hit 34 targets in the West Bank and promises further retribution. They’ve been dealing with these goat-roping maniacs for a long time. Violence is all they understand.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4536512,00.html

I think the 94th Psalm is appropriate in this situation:

A Prayer for Vengeance
1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth;

O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, show thyself.

2 Lift up thyself, thou judge of the earth:

render a reward to the proud.

3 LORD, how long shall the wicked,

how long shall the wicked triumph?

4 How long shall they utter and speak hard things?

and all the workers of iniquity boast themselves?

5 They break in pieces thy people, O LORD,

and afflict thine heritage.

6 They slay the widow and the stranger,

and murder the fatherless.

7 Yet they say, The LORD shall not see,

neither shall the God of Jacob regard it.

http://www.bartleby.com/108/19/94.html

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PETE’S PAGE; JUDGEMENT DAY

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On this last day of sessions for the year at the Supreme Court,two significant rulungs were handed down.
This first. Hobby Lobby vs. US,the court rules 5-4 that private companies CANNOT be forced to provide contraceptive benefits to their employees,citing First Amendment rights. At last word,Sandra Fluke was considering taking a vow of celibacy and go into grief counseling.

In the other,Harris v. Quinn,involving a case of a woman in Illinois that was caring for her own disabled son when the bought-and-paid-for union stooge Pat Quinn signed a bill saying all home healthcare workers must join the professional thug organization known as the SEIU.Again.the court ruled 5-4 in favor of the individual against the union crime bosses.

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THIS POOR,DESTITUTE CREATURE IS ONE OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VICTIMS OF THE DETROIT WATER DEPARTMENT WHO DONE CUTS OFF THEY WATER JUST BECAUSE OF THE SIMPLE FACT THEY AIN’T PAID THEY WATER BILL. OH,THE INHUMANITY!!
(he said, dripping with sarcasm)

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THE CHICAGO CUBS DID NOT PLAY A SUNDAY GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 84 YEARS. THEY PLAYED TWO ON SATURDAY BECAUSE OF THE GAY PRIDE PARADE SUNDAY. THATS WHERE A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES CELEBRATE SODOMY AND FLAUNT HOW THEY ENJOY HAVING THINGS SHOVED UP THEIR BACKSIDES.

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CHRISSY:CAN YOU EMBIGGEN THIS GRAPHIC? I FIRST HEARD IT ON MARK LEVIN’S SHOW AND IT GETS RIGHT TO THE POINT. IT’S COMPRESSED AND HARD TO READ:

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PETE’S INSPIRATIONAL THREAD

Normally I post some funny graphics,but today I thought I’d post some things I’ve gleaned from Facebook and around the web.

Why? I just feel like it. I hope you enjoy it.

“There are two important days in your life.
The day you are born
and the day you figure out why.”
–Mark Twain

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This is a shot of the Milky Way from Boulder Junction,Wis. I’ve fished this area north of the Chippewa Flowage. You would be hard-pressed to find a more beautiful landscape. If you get up there,ask a local where the nearest Paul Bunyan Restaurant is. You won’t regret it.

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PETE’S PAGE; OPEN THREAD

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I hadn’t planned to post today,but its the only day this picture makes sense:

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SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY MISS OLIVIA GRACE MADE HER GRAND ENTRANCE INTO THE WORLD
My heart hasn’t been the same since.

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Hillary: so dishonest even liberal attorneys find her offensive

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Yes,I deserve to be president because I have a pu**y

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I HAVE TIME TO POST A FEW LINKS….PALADIN IS ON FROM 2-3 ON THE ENCORE WESTERN CHANNEL.
THIS WAS THE FIRST EPISODE IN 1958:

IMAGINE THE BEGINNING OF THIS SHOW BEING AIRED TODAY

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CONGRATULATIONS, SEN. COCHRAN

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Well,Senator,you did it. You overcame the opinion polls and managed to eke out a win over your Tea Party foe by having Haley Barbour,Karl Rove,et. al,give millions in cash to black preachers to spread around. It’s called “walking around money.” The party also fielded some of the most horrific robocalls to black democrats in recent memory. So your senile,pompous,pork-slinging ass is safe….for another 4 months,anyway. But what,exactly,did you accomplish? Mississippi is a deep red state and is considered safe for November. Now ponder this: you’re now running against former congressman Travis Childers. How many democrats that you paid to vote for you will do it again when it counts? Here’s a hint: ZERO! Democrat loyalty can’t be bought by a republican but it can be rented.

In the meantime,the party will now appeal for “unity” after they’ve spit in the faces of their base once again. They need our help,they’ll say,to get rid of Harry Reid. It boggles the mind how the party bosses don’t get it. We’re not democrats. We don’t shrug when we are lied to. We don’t accept corruption as ‘part of the game.’ The fact we are suffering under a megalomaniac is as much a part of the establishments shoving liberal republicans like McCain and Romney at us and expect us to vote for them no matter what as it is the usual massive democrat vote fraud. Four million republican voters felt otherwise in 2012.

When I stop and think of how many seats the insane “open primary” policy has cost the party I’m appalled. Don’t think for a minute Harry Reid and his filthy unions didn’t orchestrate Sharron Angle’s primary win because they felt she was by far the weakest of the three republicans running. Even at that,he had to have the SEIU rig the voting machines in Clark County to turn a 4 point deficit into a 6 point win in one day. Think:Christine O’Donnell, Richard Mourdoch, and Todd Akin who handed McCaskill a gift from God. It’s almost as if the GOP is inviting the democrats to pick the opponent they want.

Excerpted from WaPo:
In nearly every Mississippi county, voter turnout was up over the inconclusive June 3 primary. But precinct totals show it was substantially higher in heavily African American areas. In the 24 counties with a majority black population, turnout increased by 39.4 percent, giving Cochran a big edge.

For example, in densely populated Hinds County, which includes the capital of Jackson, turnout was up nearly 50 percent over the June 3 primary and Cochran beat McDaniel by nearly 11,000 votes.

National Republicans were watching the Mississippi race nervously, fearing McDaniel’s far-right positions and history of insensitive comments on matters of gender and race could give Democrat Travis Childers an advantage in this solidly Republican state and weigh down GOP candidates elsewhere.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-hard-fought-mississippi-primary-cochran-fights-to-hold-off-tea-party-challenger/2014/06/24/a7262c08-fbcc-11e3-b1f4-8e77c632c07b_story.html

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ADDRESS THIS SHIPMENT TO RNC HEADQUARTERS…FROM THEIR BASE

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I’ll happily donate to the party.Right after this happens:

Hell-freezes

A few parting comments from a defeated but unbowed Chris McDaniel:

I am now torn between grabbing a rod and heading to the banks of the Rock River to do some catfishing or turning the channel to the Encore Western Channel and losing the remote.
At any rate,I’m outta here.

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