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A BATTLE WON, THE WAR GOES ON

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The Bureau of Land Management,with 200 federal agents and military vehicles,snipers and police dogs tried to push 67 year old Cliven Bundy off the land his family has owned since the 1880’s.They grazed their herd of about 1000 head on 600,000 acres of land they regularly paid grazing fess for to Clark County,Nevada.Then in 1993 the BLM pronounced the Desert Tortoise an endangered species and seized all that federal land.Bundy refused to sell his family’s land after they had forced out the other 5 ranches in Southern Nevada.He rfused to recognize their authority,saying his land was sovereign state land.When he refused to back down,it got ugly.

Darin Bushman – Piute County Utah Commissioner – posted this on his Facebook page, via Infowars:

I was just told by commissioner Collins of Clark County NV that all of us folks from Utah are a bunch of “inbred bastards” and if we are coming to Clark Cointy NV to support Cliven Bundy we all “better have funeral plans”. We should “turn our asses around on mind our own f-ing business”. Now there’s some classy leadership for you

Nevada County Commissioner to Bundy Supporters: “Better Have Funeral Plans”

They declared the area a ‘no fly zone’ and threatened to shut down the cell towers so nobody could get any reports out about what was happening.Bundy’s son,Ammon was tased and a number of people had police dogs sicced on them.Guess what happened?Nearly a thousand militia and patriots said:’not here,not now,not ever!’

 

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Federal agents back down in stand-off with armed cowboys: BLM release cattle after they were surrounded by militia following agreement to stop targeting rancher in modern-day ‘range war’

  • Bureau of Land Management would not enforce court order to remove  cattle and was pulling out of the area
  • Politicians have compared the standoff to Tienanmen Square
  • The Bundy family says they’ve owned the 600,000 acres since 1870 but the Bureau of Land Management says they are illegally grazing
  • The dispute began in 1993 when land was reclassified as to federal property to protect a rare desert tortoise, the government claimed
  • Federal officers stormed the property this week with helicopters and snipers to back up about 200 armed agents
  • They have reportedly seized around 350 of Cliven Bundy’s 900 cattle
  • Cattle were handed back to rancher after tense standoff
  • Tensions escalated after private militias poured in to support the family

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2603026/Senator-speaks-favor-Nevada-rancher-militias-join-battle-federal-agents-accused-acting-like-theyre-Tienanmen-Square-fight-disputed-ranch-land.html

SENATOR HARRY REID IS BEHIND NEVADA BUNDY RANCH LAND GRAB

The Bureau of Land Management, whose director was Sen. Harry Reid’s (D-Nev.) former senior adviser, has purged documents from its web site stating that the agency wants Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy’s cattle off of the land his family has worked for over 140 years in order to make way for solar panel power stations.

THIS WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME

Three weeks before Election Day, Senate Majority leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., center, arrives for the dedication of a wind farm in Henderson, Nev., on Oct. 12, 2010. With him are, second from left, Kai Huang, deputy mayor of Shenyang, China; Jinxiang Lu, second from right, chairman and CEO of A-Power Energy Generation Systems, a Chinese company, and Tom Conway, right, international vice president of the United Steelworkers union. Reid’s support, and the plan to create jobs in Nevada, helped blunt congressional criticism that stimulus money was going to the Chinese company.

BOMBSHELL – SENATOR HARRY REID IS BEHIND NEVADA BUNDY RANCH LAND GRAB

What makes it all the more maddening is that he had to have the SEIU rig the clark County voting machines to steal his last election.

Dana Loesch sorts it all out pretty succinctly

The Real Story Behind The Bundy Ranch Harassment

The BLM asserts their power through the expressed desire to protect the endangered desert tortoise, a tortoise so “endangered” that their population can no longer be contained by the refuge constructed for them so the government is closing it and euthanizing over a thousand tortoises. The tortoises, the excuse that BLM has given for violating claims to easements and running all but one lone rancher out of southern Nevada, is doing fine. In fact, the tortoise has lived in harmony with cattle in the Gold Butte, Clark County Nevada for over a hundred years, or as long as Cliven Bundy’s family has lived on the land as ranchers. In fact, the real threat to it is urbanization, not cattle. A tortoise isn’t the reason why BLM is harassing a 67 year-old rancher. They want his land. The tortoise wasn’t of concern when Harry Reid worked BLM to literally change the boundaries of the tortoise’s habitat to accommodate the development of his top donor, Harvey Whittemore. Whittemore was convicted of illegal campaign contributions to Senator Reid. Reid’s former senior adviser is now the head of BLM. Reid is accused of using the new BLM chief as a puppet to control Nevada land (already over 84% of which is owned by the federal government) and pay back special interests.

http://danaloeschradio.com/the-real-story-of-the-bundy-ranch/#sthash.8ogjaWto.dpuf

Call me a cynical old fart.I expect the absolute worst intentions from any form of government at this point.I think the left is trying to bottle up all of southern Nevada to keep it off limits for oil and gas exploration.But,hey,that’s just me.

It does my heart good to see some real Americans who are sick and tired of Big Government rolling over citizens and crushing our freedoms.This may be the first real skirmish in Obama’s attempt to control the populace through force.That’s what makes protecting our second amendment rights vitally important.I think he found out we don’t enslave that easily.Have a blessed Palm Sunday.

 

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PETE’S PAGE; INCOHERENT BABBLING FRIDAY

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Posted by Pistol Pete

First,I’d lke your opinion….

Do you prefer Fridays post to be on current politics,as Monday-Thursday are,or do you like the completely irrelevant tidbits I’ve been posting? Please,no “whatever you want to do.”…we’re not mushy moderates here. I really want to present what you want.

OK…now here’s the news of the day.

Kathleen See-libelous lasted a lot longer than she should have,but the MSM is dutifully parroting the regime’s current bundle of lies that Obamacare is a success and she is leaving with her head held high. Likely she went the way everybody else who ever helped this reprobate has gone. Once they are no further use to his ambitions they are thrown aside without a second thought.

The Butcher was making a lame-ass speech yesterday and some woman threw a shoe at her. The woman was arrested and is being held on federal charges. Wait….Cankles is no longer a government official,she’s a private citizen. How does a simple assault warrant federal charges? George W. Bush was president and some muslim puke threw his shoes at him in Iraq,and the left played the clip over and over. They thought it was a laugh riot. It would not surprise me in the least if this woman was a plant so the Butcher could play the role. BTW,she cancelled an appearance today because the mother of one of her Benghazi victims would be there along with a bunch of protesters.

Hi Diddley Dee…a grifters life for me.

THIS PHOTO IS MAKING THE ROUNDS TODAY. BOZO IS ALLEGEDLY HOLDING DOWN MOOCH’S SKIRT ON A WINDY DAY IN TEXAS. TRUTH IS,SHE HAD DOWNED A GALLON OF FIVE ALARM CHILI AND CHASED IT WITH A TWELVE PACK OF LONE STAR BEER. SHE BLEW THE MOTHER OF ALL FARTS. HAD HER CHEEK BEEN EXPOSED,IT WOULD HAVE REVEALED HER TATTOO…INFLATE TO 32 PSI.

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The Cowardly Lion of the Senate

“In Mr. Reid’s Washington, the House works its will, the Senate does crossword puzzles. Its committees do not produce bills, its senators do not debate or amend, the body does not vote. The House, to accomplish anything, is forced to engage in backroom wrangling with the White House, the results of which are presented to the nation as a fait accompli. The Senate claims total deniability. …
Mr. Reid’s primary motive is to shield his vulnerable members from tough votes and to hide the huge divisions in his party.

“He does not want a debate on gun control, as it would force Democratic senators to choose between President Obama and their own pro-Second Amendment constituents. The majority leader would not offer a bill during the fiscal-cliff negotiations because many Democrats disagreed with their president’s proposed tax hikes. He has not produced a budget because to do so would expose the party’s real spending ambitions, which would create political problems back home for his members.” — Kimberley Strassel, Wall Street Journal

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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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Today’s lesson by Professor Pete is on the difference between poor=p-o-o-r and  po=p-o

I wracked my brain for almost 10 minutes to come up with these

poor=when there are no leftovers after supper

po= when the kids have to draw straws to see which one has to push themselves away from the table because there’s not enough for everybody

 

poor=when you go down the street on trash pickup day hoping somebody threw out some toy you could play with

po=when mama cuts holes in your pants pockets and says: ‘now you got something to play with.’

 

poor=when you have to take the bus to your minimum wage job

po=when you can’t afford bus fare and have to hitch a ride with a seedy-looking trucker

 

poor=what we were when Chicago jesus was immaculated

po=what we’ll be by the time he slithers his slimy ass off to Hawaii

 

I HAVE A COUPLE LINKS ON THESE HOT,STEAMY LOVEBIRDS

word is,they been swappin’ some serious spit

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ONE OF THESE IS A FAT,SMELLY,GASEOUS PIG….THE OTHER IS A WARTHOG

(sen. Babs Mikulski)

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This,honestly,is a FOURTH GRADE!! reader from Common Core indicating the Messiah overcame white peoples’ inherent racism.

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I COULD SO VOTE FOR THIS MAN!

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SLOW JOE TAKES AN ADVANCED READING COURSE FOR DEMOCRATS

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PETE’S PAGE; IN MEMORIAM

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Since we were last together we have lost two American icons.

One entertained us,the other blatantly stole from us.

James Brian Hellwig,AKA The Ultimate Warrior was a WWE Superstar in the 1990’s. He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame 3 days ago. Yesterday he was found dead in his hotel room. The cause of death has not been determined. He was 54.

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Auntie Zeituni Onyango came to this country illegally in 2000. When she was about to be deported she applied for asylum. It was denied in 2004. She continued to live in government housing,collect food stamps and medical assistance and generally flaunt her lifestyle to the taxpayers of Boston. She was finally granted asylum in 2010. The fact she is Barky’s aunt had absolutely nothing to do with it.

She passed from complications due to cancer. She was 61.

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THIS IMAGE FROM BREITBART CALIFORNIA HAS LIBERALS IN THROES OF APOPLEXY.

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CtH:DO YOU STILL USE FIREFOX??

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WHEN GOVERNMENT DOES IT…WHEN ANYONE ELSE DOES IT

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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

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While preparing to start this post I opened the file folder where I keep all the images I post and delete yesterday’s offerings.Somehow when I went to delete the Woman with Balls,I managed to end up with it as a background for my monitor.Talk about a shock!The lettuce on my BLT wilted and my glass of fresh milk curdled before I got it changed.I’m pretty sure Grunt will chuckle when he reads this.

 

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IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO ‘RERUN’ FROM THE TV SERIES “WHATS HAPPENING”

 

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PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY MONDAY

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There must have been a disturbance in the force yesterday.Our hit count was through the roof.

In a perverse way,I kinda wish some lib trolls would make themselves known.I haven’t pissed one off in a while.

 

  • Ophrys Apifera was spotted in Spain by a British photographer
  • The rare orchid bears a remarkable resemblance to the cartoon character
  • THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE BEE ORCHID OR “SHREK FLOWER”
  • maybe BoB or Chrissy have one in their garden

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OUR BELOVED DESPOT SNEAKED OFF TO ANDREWS AFB FOR ROUND #167 THIS WEEKEND

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I SWEAR THIS PHOTO IS NOT RETOUCHED.IF THE BUTCHER DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TRANSGENDER,I’M REALLY 25 AND FABULOUSLY WEALTHY

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HUMA,I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE MOOD,BUT STOP BLOWING IN MY EAR.I’M BUSY NOW.I’LL DO YOU LATER

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

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Before we start the weekend,here’s a few news items for you:

On Tuesday,when Barry magically came up with 7.1 alleged Obamacare victims,the Spite House asked ABCNBCCBSFOX for primetime so he could do his happy dance for all the folk.They all turned him down.Maybe they’re just not that into him anymore.

Bitter,angry,unfunny comedian Davey Letterdouche announced he’s retiring….in 2015.Why not now?Doesn’t he have enough for his wife,his mistress and the DNC by now?

Ever wonder how HHS went from 5 million signups to 7 million in just a few weeks?breaking news says HHS was registering Americans without their knowledge or permission.Screw your “rights.”

Chuck U. Schumer is moaning that the Supreme Court decision on campaign contributions will bring back ‘robber barons.’

In the last ten years he’s pocketed $35.1 million personally.

The Bishop of the Chicago Diocese upheld the actions of a priest who refused communion to “Needle” Dick Dirtbag,given his 100% rating from NARAL and Planned Parenthood.Good on them.

In Detroit,an act of kindness will most likely cost a good Samaritan his life.A child rode his bike into the street and was struck by a pickup truck.The driver got out to help him,and was accosted by 10-12 filthy black animals and robbed of his wallet.He is clinging to life in extremely critical condition.It is unlikely anyone will face charges for the attack.Detroit officials have determined this is not a hate crime.Don’t bother asking the drivers’ race.

OK…THATS ENOUGH.

Dammit…it did it again.Posted first picture at the top.

 

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This ‘shovel-ready’ project was completed in 4 months by a crew of 15 union  laborers at  cost of $9 million

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THIS IS A SEVERE CASE OF ‘COITUS INTERRUPTUS’

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I’LL BET GRUNT HAS ONE OF THESE

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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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 Another day…another mass shooting.

Soldiers were diasarmed while on base under George H.W. Bush.This inane rule has cost an awful lot of blood.

The shooter killed three and wounded 16 before a female MP pointed her weapon at him and he took his own life.

This seems to be a pattern with madmen who just want to take innocent lives.

Upon hearing of this shooting our commander-in-chief went before the cameras and mumbled some insincere gibberish about what a tragedy it was before he went back to his full-time job fundraising…this time in Chicago.He has his priorities,you know.

Forgot to click on the thingy so the first image is at the top.I never claimed I knew what I was doing.

 

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GUESS WHO GETS THE SPORTSMAN CHANNEL??

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SORRY,GRUNT…HAD TO DO IT

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HERE YA GO:

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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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Many of you have,no doubt,been witness to the pathetic display the supposed leader of our country put on yesterday.Any thinking person could see to go from under 6 million enrollees to 7.1 million in one day,especially since the website was down most of the day that this is all a steaming pile of doo-doo.No matter.The media will do as the Spite House orders and dutifully report these bogus numbers without question.The dem voter base,the ignorant,naive and political idolaters will accept what ever they’re told.All they care about is they’re getting their stuff paid for.But I really believe there is still as much anger as ever over this abomination and will only get worse as people are thrown off their medical plans because they don’t suit one person.We can only hope.

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THIS IS “BUTCH.” SHE IS A MEMBER OF THE GENUS HOMO CANINUS HORRIBILIS.SHE WEARS A COLLAR TO KEEP HER FROM CHEWING ON HER OWN TAIL

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AFTER OBAMAS CUTS TO THE MILITARY THIS IS THE NEW DRONE WE WILL BE USING

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PETE’S PAGE; APRIL FOOLS EDITION

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The irony of the fact that the day following the Obamacare deadline the regime announces over 6 million signups and it being April Fool’s day is not lost on me.Media types across the nation are drinking heavily,dancing clumsily and having multiple orgasms over thos pile of horse manure.The democrats have learned they can get away with telling the most outrageous lies they can think of and the presstitutes will dutifully parrot their lies to masses who couldn’t care less about anything but the next welfare check.NBC hack F.Chuck Todd giddily announces that once the signups hit 6 million it became “unrepealable.”Nobody bothers to mention that if it was that good they wouldn’t delay its implementation of parts of it until after the 2014 elections and the real pain until 2017 when Barky will be kicking it with Reggie in Hawaii.

You may have thought that being April Fool’s I would post some really stupid crap.I’ve decided to make my posts from now on all-business,serious topics and sober commentary.No more funny stuff………..

Just kidding.

found a couple pictures I put my own captions on….tell me what you think.

 

THE WOOKIE PROUDLY SHOWS OFF THE TWINS SHE BORE AS A RESULT OF A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A LABRADOR RETRIEVER

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‘UMMM…MR. PRESIDENT,I’VE HEARD BLACK MEN HAVE REALLY LARGE PENISES,EVEN THOUGH YOUR WIFE COMPLAINS YOU’RE HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER.CAN YOU ..UH,…TAKE IT OUT SO I CAN SEE FOR MYSELF?I HAVE RUBBER GLOVES ON.’

In the background:

Dirtbag:’OK,Harry,I farted.But at least I don’t have to hide the fact my adult diaper is leaking.’

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THIS STATUE OF A CAMEL WAS BUILT WITH $400,000 0F TAXPAYER MONEY.YOU CAN SEE IT…IF YOU’RE EVER IN PAKISTAN

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This is MSDNC Wunderkind Ronan Farrow.He got an award three days after his show started last month.He is going to be cancelled because his ratings are lower than reruns of  The Golden Girls on the Hallmark channel.An official at the networks was quoted as saying “he kind of stinks on television.”

Ronan is the son of Mia Farrow and either Woody Allen or Frank Sinatra.(she’s not sure which).I’m a little disappointed that Sinatra would bump ugly with the charming Ms. Farrow.For the love of Pete,he was boning Ava Gardner when she was the hottest thing on two legs in the ‘late ’40s.She still looks better than that tub of dirty dish water and she’s been dead since January of 1990!

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he DOES kind of look like ‘Ol Blue Eyes,doesn’t he?

 

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Hope you enjoy todays offerings.I make no promises.

 

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