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Today’s post is totally non-political. If nobody’s interested,I don’t know what to tell you.

In 1922,American satirist,H.L. Mencken wrote:

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Arizona governor Jan Brewer faced a choice between doing what was right and doing what was expedient. Under immense pressure,she chose expediency. The professional bullies score another victory. Apparently religious freedom for Christians must be subordinated to the will of liberal social engineers. Himmler-Holder has exhorted state AG’s to ignore gay marriage bans,a liberal Texas judge ruled that states’ ban on gay marriage as unconstitutional, and her in Illinois,the lib-dominated legislature approved it last fall,to go into effect in June. Last Friday,a leftist Chicago judge said ‘why wait?’ as the carpet munchers and rump rangers rushed to Cook County to get hitched. The Saturday edition of both the Chicago Sun Times and Tribune ran a front page photo of an attractive,30ish lesbian couple,rather than a couple ugly-ass crossdressers with mustaches. Just a little media manipulation there.
Here is Gov. Brewer in her surrender speech.

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Correction to yesterdays post…it was my 800th,not 700th.The editor regrets the error.

I see our page hits are back down in the 20’s. I have that effect on people.

MEET DEBBIE DINGELL,AGED 60 WITH HER MUMMIFIED SUGAR DADDY,AGE ABOUT 228. HE HAS BEEN IN CONGRESS 58 YEARS,FOLLOWING HIS DADDY WHO HAD IT FOR 20 YEARS. POLITICAL EXPERTS SAY THE TRANSFER OF THE POSITION FROM THE WALKING DEAD TO THE WOMAN WHO MARRIED HIM STRICTLY FOR LOVE 30 YEARS AGO,I’M SURE,WILL BE SMOOTH AND SEAMLESS. GOD BLESS STUPID DEMOCRAT VOTERS.

THIS REMINDS ME OF A LINE ELI WALLACH,THE JEWISH MEXICAN HAD IN A FILM LONG AGO…’IF GOD HAD NOT MEANT FOR THEM TO BE SHORN,HE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM SHEEP.’

THIS IS McCONNELL’S DEMOCRAT OPPONENT, ALISON LUNDERGAN GRIMES, POSING WITH THE CROOKED PENIS.

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHERE HIS OTHER HAND IS.

I CAN’T SAY IT ANY BETTER THAN THIS

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This is also my anniversary. I won’t say how long DW and I have been married, but Moses was my best man and I borrowed ten bucks from Jesus for the license.

Added by CtH:

For today,I thought I’d equate liberals with the seven deadly sins.

(an original thought….who knew?)

1. Pride: equate with arrogance. The attitude that they’re morally and intellectually superior and have the right to tell us what we must do because it’s for our own good.

2. Envy: the very essence of income inequality. Wanting what other people have worked for without any sacrifice on your part.

3. Gluttony: There are almost 100 million on food stamps. So why are so many welfare parasites so fat??

4. Lust: The incestuous relationship between liberal politicians and media hacks are well documented. All I can say is: Bill Clinton. I rest my case.

5. Anger: It’s their principle tactic and the only way they can keep the ignorant motivated to get off their lazy behinds and vote for the party that’s kept them down for 50 years. An unhappiness that comes from no relationship with God and no capacity for compassion. From 2009 to 2011 they ran the entire government and were still unhappy.

6. Greed: Those who spend other peoples’ hard-earned money freely,will not part with their own. Democrats give almost nothing to charity of their own volition.

7. Sloth: Liberals have created a culture which has seen generations of families living entirely on the government dole with no desire whatever to do anything for themselves. They have willingly traded their self-respect and dignity for a paltry existence thanks to other peoples’ labor.

Rats leaving a sinking ship. In this photo of Bozo signing Deathcare,seven of the liberls pictured have retired: Tom Harkin,Chris Dodd,John Dingell,Patches Kennedy,George Miller,Henry ‘the schnoz’ Waxman and Max Baucus,who was rewarded with an ambassadorship to China.

Just like a liberal who is pretty damn brave when everything is going their way,but when they are facing defeat they show their heels.

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No idea where this is going,but it’s not going to be pretty. To those of you sensitive or easily offended,please leave this page now.

The bastards got me.

Don Manzullo was my congressman for 20 years. He came from the small farming community of Egan,Ill.,and when he was home you could usually find him at his family’s Italian restaurant in a wide spot in Hwy 251 called New Milford. After the last census,the vile pukes who have turned this state into a third-world toilet shoved the 16th and 17th district,which was represented by Adam Kinzinger, into one huge district,thereby guaranteeing they’d gerrymander one republican out of his job. Kinzinger won. I didn’t know much about him except he’s an Iraq War veteran and women think he’s a hunk. I heard an audio clip last week on WLS-AM where Kinzinger was at some sort of conference blaming talk radio for the amnesty bill not going anywhere. He said talk radio kept the Tea Partiers worked up to draw audiences. ‘What’s more constitutional than going to committee?’ he quipped. Apparently he has been fitted for a harness and joined the go-along-to-get-along crowd.

Great. Now I have a ‘moderate’ congressman,a mushy senator named Mark Kirk,who’s never met a democrat he couldn’t surrender his principles to,and a festering boil on a nanny goat’s ass named “Needle” Dick Dirtpile. He’s up for reelection this year and his GOP opponent will probably be Jim Oberweis,whose family has a huge dairy operation. Oberweis has run for senate,governor,and,I believe,toll booth operator. Durtbutt could lose every county in the state except Cook and still win another term. He’s one of only a handful who are proudly running on the nightmare he voted to shove down everybody’s throat. Most of his voters either get their healthcare subsidized or belong to a public union.

What is so depressing about doing this is researching websites day after day and seeing the halfrican and his whores look into a camera and blatantly lie with a smirk because they know their bullshit will be swallowed by the ignorant,naive and political idolators. It’s not that hard when the media never,ever challenges any of the crap you’re selling. It’s the liberals’ game and they make up the rules for everybody else as they go along. We should gain a lot of seats this year over anger at Obamacare but it will be to no avail. The GOP-e will allow the dems to obstruct,rewrite bills and add all the pork they want in the interest of ‘bipartisanship.’ The republicans will never make any difference because they are not willing to lie,cheat and steal to get what they want like democrats do. They have no stomach for a real fight because they fear what the New York Slimes and Washington Compost will say about them.

Another scource of frustration is that not a single day goes by when I don’t see acts of criminality done to innocent white people,old,young,innocent by the feral primates who crawl down out of the trees to inflict pain out of greed or just for fun. Back in the day,bad behavior was punished and good always won out in the end. Not so anymore. There are about 2% of the population committing almost 80% of violent crime.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE…YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION IS PROBABLY RIGHT

THESE TWO MONGREL BROKE INTO THE HOME OF AN 86 YEAR OLD KOREAN WAR VETERAN AND BEAT HIM SO BADLY HE LATER DIED. AS YET THEY’RE STILL ONLY CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED SECOND-DEGREE MURDER. CAN YOU SEE THE REMORSE IN THEIR  BOOKING PHOTOS?DO YOU THINKWE SHOULD TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST LIKE THEY CLAIM TO BE??

Granted,I only have contact with two,both of whom carry papers in the morning and both have full time jobs. They are good men,not punks. I can only go by what I see.

I REPORTED THAT HEINRICH HIMMLER-HOLDER IS TRYING TO GET VOTING RIGHTS FOR FELONS. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEM. BARRY WILL PROBABLY SIGN AN EO. THAT’S WHAT HE USUALLY DOES.

I just reach a point where the lies,the hypocrisy,the violence,the jeers,the smirks,the defending the indefensible gets to be too much.

I am terrified that the Butcher will slither back into the Spite Hut,since she’s already polling miles ahead of anybody on the planet. A lot of women will vote for her just because she’s (allegedly) a woman just as a lot of white-guilters voted for Bozo because he has a nice tan. I stand a better than even chance of surviving the end of the Obama regime(if he doesn’t decide to appoint himself ruler-for-life) but at the end of Killary’s first term I would be 70,which is highly doubtful given my health. There is virtually no chance I’d see the end of her second term.

CtH: Saw this at Twitchy and had to share.

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DW just left to take our little angels(?) home, so I thought I’d do a quickie in case anybody wanders by.

Had our taxes done yesterday. In 47 years of filing returns it’s the first year I’ve had to pay in because of the ‘self-employment’ tax since I deliver a few papers. Now I know what homosexuals feel like the first time.

I got home and a car had destroyed our mailbox post and ended up in a big snowbank on the other side of the street. It was a Hispanic kid. I asked him if he did it.

Yes,I’m sorry.

What’s your name?

He told me.

Let me see your license.

I no have license with me…it’s at home.

You’re driving without a license?

He said it was at home.

Do you have insurance?

Is my father’s car…insurance in car.

Let me see.

No no no.

I’m calling the police.

With that he took off down the street like his pantalones were ablaze.

I called 911 and about 20 minutes later two units showed up. My little amigo was in the back of one.

I gave them the information I had and the landlord’s contact info. I’d already called him and he said he’d be over this morning to put up a temporary mailbox until spring thaw. The landlord thanked me for getting involved.

I’m so sick of these cockroaches sneaking across the border, driving with no license or insurance, and when they get drunk and kill somebody they run back to Mexico. I’ve seen it happen more than once. It’s also a reason insurance rates are so high…uninsured driver coverage.

Enough….let’s have a little fun.

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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. A day for flowers,candy,romantic dinners and cards. For me,it’s one more day until the merciful end of Vermont Teddy Bear,Pro Flowers.com,and those nauseating Pajama Gram commercials. We’re sharing our special day with our overnight guests,Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate a special day.

YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE YOUR WEINER OUT IN BAD WEATHER

IN THE SPITE HOUSE,EVEN THE DOGS DINE OFF FINE CHINA AND CRYSTAL

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First,happy belated birthday to my friend Grunt. You have now crossed the 50’s threshold. Imagine it as being the apex of the roller coaster. The descent will pick up speed and one day in the not-too-distant future you’ll look behind you and ask:’what happened?’ I’ll hit 64 come August and it’s really not so bad…other than the grouchiness,the fatigue,the sore muscles,night sweats,bad breath,having more hair in your ears than on your chest,growling back at the neighbors’ pain-in-the-ass dog,incontinence,memory lapses,hugging your pillow like you used to hug your wife,pulling the least-smelly t-shirt out of the laundry basket because your wifey is out of town and you’re too lazy to do a load of laundry because hey,you’re retired. You can get away with mouthing off to strangers because there are special laws to protect the elderly and besides,they figure you’re so old you’re gonna die soon,so why bother? You can spoil the grandkids,because the parents won’t get shit when you die because you already spent it. Make your life’s goal to live long enough to be a burden to your children. It can be a beautiful thing.

I was going to go on a rant in the header about Benedict Boehner and the frou-frou  partay at the Spite House last night,but I’ll do it in the comments. No sense dampening the spirits of another member of the Old Farts Club.

This is the Carolina Herrera original,priced at $12,000 that the Wookie wore last night. There is obviously a room somewhere in the White House that’s missing the curtains. The lump in the back is not a bustle…its all her fat ass.

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This post will probably be even crappier than it usually is. You’ve been warned.

NOW they tell us we can quit our jobs and let the government take care of us with money from somebody else. Where were they 40-odd years ago,when I was driving a truck in all manner of weather,getting stuck in snowdrifts,having my diesel engine gel up in subzero weather and working 12-16 hours a day just to provide for my family? To think of the part time jobs I had to do,bartending or delivering pizzas because the kids needed school clothes or a prom dress or money to go to church camp or to help them buy their first car,it was all just a waste of energy. I could have spent my time yelling at my kids to keep quiet because I wanted to take a nap before dinner.

Of course,you all know this whole meme is just a way to try to explain why so many people are losing their jobs and getting their hours cut back,purportedly so they can get a subsidy for the health insurance they’re forced to take,since the plan they had and liked didn’t meet with the approval of one man who thinks he’s a king.

I have been in a committed relationship that has grown worse and worse until it’s now to the point we can barely stand each other. I intend to get a divorce in the next two days. I have been keeping an eye on the used car ads and I mean to rid myself of my 2000 Chevy  Blazer with the 4X4 that hasn’t worked in 2 winters,the heater that blows lukewarm air and the electrical system that shuts down and comes back on as you’re driving. It seems the industry has never recovered from the cash for clunkers fiasco that precipitated the destruction of many,many family-owned dealerships,including one that was in my town for 60 years. So many good,usable cars were willfully destroyed that the price of what was left went up and is still high. Thursday DW is going to get the little ones and bringing them home for an overnight. I can’t wait.

Yeah,I’m wound up and its going to get worse. If you are easily offended,I suggest you leave now.

Russia chose a lawmaker and former figure skater who tweeted a racially charged photo of President Obama to light the Olympic cauldron on Friday.

Irina Rodnina made international headlines last September when she sent out a doctored photo of Obama and first lady Michelle Obama appearing to stare at a banana. The photo outraged the Obama administration and prompted U.S. Ambassador Michael McFaul to denounce Rodnina’s “outrageous behavior, which only brings shame to her parliament and country.”

Rodnina erased the tweet soon after but defiantly refused to apologize.

“Freedom of speech is freedom of speech, and you should answer for your own hang-ups,” she wrote at the time.

THIS IS THE LIBERAL TRAMP,STANLEY ANN DUNHAM. SHE SPREAD HER LEGS FOR A BLACK COCKHOUND WITH A PENCHANT FOR IDEAOLOGICAL WHITE GIRLS AND TOGETHER THEY SPAWNED A DEMON FROM HELL. EVEN AT AN EARLY AGE,HE SHOWED HIS DESIRE TO STEAL FROM THISE WHO HAD MONEY,LIKE A PIRATE.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD HELD A CELEBRATION OF THE SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENTS WITH A FASHION SHOW,COMPLETE WITH A CONDOM DRESS

APPARENTLY FOX CAN’T TELL A HUMAN FROM A REPTILE. THEY’VE SIGNED THE DESPICABLE JAMES CARVILLE,OBVIOUSLY TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT KILLARY