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The radio said our area is over the normal snowfall for this time of year by THREE FEET. 57 inches,not including what we got overnight. Tonight the thermometer will bottom out at about -6 degrees.

Wolf graphic inserted here by CtH cuz I want to make Pete laugh!

I better vent here before I tear off my clothes and jump in a snowbank in a fit of madness.

Expecting another 3-5″ by tomorrow night. Second of 3 consecutive storms hammering the Midwest and East Coast.

When will it stop??

In the second half of BOR’s pathetic display of deference to the great Imposter,President Stompyfoot whined that Fox was mean to him.

Poor baby.

WITHOUT THEM,HE’S JUST A COMMON STREET HUSTLER

I still say our women make liberals look like men…check that;liberal men look more like women.

THIS IS ABORTION BARBIE HOLDING A SHOTGUN GIVEN TO HER BY THE DAUGHTER OF THE LATE GOV. ANN “MA” RICHARDS.SHE LOOKS AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS BARNEY FRANK KISSING A WOMAN

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Wasn’t much of a Super Bowl,was it?

Barky was on before the game with O’Reilly. I suppose Bill tried to be as combative as he dared,while Obozo,the consummate fraud,looked him in the eye and calmly and coolly lied time after time without ever blinking. I’ll probably post the whole ten minutes if anybody has the stomach to watch it.

Some guy named Phil Hoffman died in his toilet yesterday. Some kind of an actor,I’m told. Given the glassine packets that were found and the needle sticking in his arm the theory is he died from a heroin overdose. Pardon me,but I could care less. All the Hollywood types canonizing him as such a great actor. Another one of those who make millions saying words somebody else has written then immerse themselves in drugs,alcohol and debauchery. I’ll save my tears for the innocent who never get a chance to develop talents or know happiness. But that’s just me.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?????

TAKE A GOOD LOOK;CAN YOU SEE THE CONTEMPT,THE PURSED LIPS,THE ICY STARE AS THE GHETTO TRASH IS FORCED TO BE NEAR A WOMAN WHO WAS A REAL LADY AS A PRESIDENT’S WIFE.

DETROIT BUMPER STICKER

AS LONG AS THERE ARE STATES WITHOUT VOTER ID LAWS THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN STOP ME FROM BEING THE NEXT RULER

Did you know Obama won every state without voter ID and lost every state that had it?

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Take a break; the moral fabric of our country is crumbling,the DC republicant’s,to please Obamaspierre are climbing into the oxcart to be led away to the guillotine with the word ‘amnesty’ scrawled on the blade with the blood of those who have sacrificed to defend the freedoms they have capriciously squandered for 30 pieces of silver from their money masters. Extricate yourself from the cesspool of lies,hypocrisy,greed,hate and treachery that is politics today.

She’s running again because’my work is not done.’

There are still a few pockets of resistance to the socialist takeover that must be crushed.

GUESS WHO’S CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR NOSTRILITIS WAXHEAD’S SEAT?

Surprised she can close her legs and stand up long enough to campaign

HIS CATHETER SLIPPED OUT!

That’s funny,right there. I don’t care who you are.

In case you hadn’t noticed I’m in a really owly mood. We’ve had maybe 2 days above 30 the last two months and the weather channel is calling for 4-8 more inches from tonight until tomorrow afternoon. I’m just really worn out.

Take heart,I promise no depressing stuff.

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Well,let’s run this mess up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it.

I watched superbowl ads last night until my eyes watered. I picked out some cute ones,but there were a lot that were just too stupid or disgusting. I ran them by DW to make sure they were good enough to post. I’ll do that on a separate thread. Today has a lot of different items,as I always try to bring you.

This genetic mutant who has ironically represented the tres chic of Beverly Hills is finally retiring after 40 years of being a total jerk face. He was sired by Alvin the chipmunk out of Dumbo’s mama. He has mama’s nose and ears and daddy’s overbite. They forgot to give him a soul.

THE REPUBLICAN RETREAT IS THIS WEEKEND TO FINISH SELLING OUT THE BASE TO HAND THE COUNTRY OVER TO THE DEMOCRATS’ TENDER MERCIES ALL IN THE NAME OF BIG MONEY DONORS.

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Everybody who calls themselves a reporter,columnist,pundit or strategist has an opinion on last nights pile of manure. I have read so many articles and opinion pieces my eyes began to water. I’ll try to do the best I can to make this post as entertaining as possible. After all,that’s what you pay me for. I’m including a lot of videos for your viewing pleasure.

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So much information,so little bandwidth.

Sadly,I’ll miss the State of the Coup show. There’s a new episode of Hardcore Pawn,a series about a Jewish guy and his two spoiled-rotten and exceedingly obnoxious kids who pawn mostly-stolen goods from the denizens of Detroilet for little or nothing and watch the hilarity when Obama voters go ballistic when they finds out them diamonds ain’t real or set to arguing with Les,the dad,which prompts the security dudes,all over 6’7″ and well over 300 lbs. escort them out. Sure,it’s all staged,but it’s no worse than the garbage those without cable will be forced to watch.

Added by CtH cuz they go good here:

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Didn’t really plan on posting anything for awhile. Been down to my last nerve,what with car issues,my knee degenerating to the point I can barely walk,political frustration,problems with computer malware,and mostly,the crappy weather. We got about 5 inches of snow Sunday and it was below zero this AM and will remain so for days. I backed out of a customers’ driveway yesterday and right into a 3 foot snowbank.The couple who lived there came out with shovels and helped me dig out,and I got home hours late and soaking wet from the thighs down to my shoes.

Thanks to my dear,dear friend Chrissy; I sent her an e-mail to tell her about the issues I was having with my machine and she sent me instructions on how to remove the problem complete with pictures so even a moron like me could do it. Voila! I wrote them down and managed to get it done and saved a service call from my tech guy. Thanks again,mi amiga,you remain awesome!

The computer in the car has flashed a warning the last two days that the right rear tire was low on air. I kept an eye on the tire pressure and fretted the whole morning,since all the outside air hoses were frozen. After I had breakfast and my coffee,I turned in for my morning nap. DW took the car to Walmart and they found a nail in the tread and fixed it for $10. So things are getting a little better.

The Grammys were last night,a celebration by fabulously wealthy people FOR fabulously wealthy people without a high school diploma or hardly an ounce of humanity among them. Being old and out of touch,I never heard of any of these clowns. All I know is Beyoncé gave a performance that was NSFW or homes with children. There were also 30 mostly gay couples who got married live onstage to show the country how cutting edge and tres tres these immoral slugs are. Daddy,why is that man kissing another man like you kiss mommy? Think they care? Get real.

The State of the Union coup is tomorrow night. There are also new episodes of Pawn Stars and Counting Cars. Problem solved.

There are a few news items to post,but I’m doing a lot of fun stuff since I didn’t post Friday.

I have so many pictures I can’t possibly post as many as I’d like.

QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST PHOTOBOMB EVAH!

Cuomo slipping DeBlasio the tongue.I think I just threw up a little.

If you haven’t smiled yet,go back to HuffPo.