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AN OPEN LETTER FROM ABORTION BARBIE

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Meet Wendy Davis,Victim

Dear Friend,

As our campaign has gained momentum, our opponents have gotten more and more desperate. But now they’ve stooped to a new low by attacking my family, my education, and my personal story – playing politics with the journey that has been my life. Mine is a story about a teenage single mother who struggled to keep her young family afloat. It’s a story about a young woman who was given a precious opportunity to work her way up in the world. It’s a story about resiliency, and sacrifice, and perseverance.And you’re damn right it’s a true story.

Throughout this campaign, I’ve shared that story – not because it’s unique, but because it isn’t.

The story of my life is also the story of millions of single mothers who feel alone in the world, millions of young dreamers searching for their chance to become something more than what they were born into, millions of families all across Texas who would sacrifice everything to give their children a better future.

It’s those stories – your stories – that drive my campaign. But Greg Abbott and his allies don’t want to hear them. They don’t have anything to offer Texans who find themselves in the same difficult situation I was in when I was young. They would slam the doors I walked through and pull up the ladders I was lucky to be able to climb.

And now, instead of offering real ideas to improve your life, they’re attacking mine.

It won’t work. The only thing Greg Abbott and his allies have proved with these desperate attacks is that they don’t understand what it means to live a life like mine – a life like that of so many people all across our state.

They don’t know me – and, what’s more important, they don’t know you.

I’m not surprised that the Abbott campaign would resort to attacking the story of a single mother who worked hard to get ahead.

And I’m not afraid of their false attacks – I developed thick skin long before anyone knew my name.

What I am is deeply proud of the life I’ve built and the daughters I’ve raised – and deeply grateful to the many, many people who have shared their stories and offered their support as I’ve traveled our state.

No false attack can take away my story. And no sleazy political trick will stop me from giving voice to yours.

Your stories are why I’m running for Governor. And together, I know we’ll make sure that the Texas we leave to our children is a place where every young mother can build a better life for her child. . . where every family can work their way up the economic ladder. . . where every Texan can achieve their dreams and live out their own success story.

If you’re with me, click here and add your name to my letter as a sign of support. Together, we’ll break through these attacks, win this election, and make Texas even greater.

Wendy

http://www.wendydavistexas.com/blog/2014/open-letter-wendy-davis/

 
OH,IT GETS BETTER: HERE’S HER OPPONENT,GREG ABBOTT; HE’S A PARAPLEGIC

Wendy Davis Attacks GOP Opponent Saying He “Hasn’t Walked a Day In My Shoes” …That’s Because He’s Crippled, Wendy
I read this and I had a flashback to plugs shouting “Stand up, Chuck!” to a guy in a wheelchair.

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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

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The republicans go on their annual retreat next week to finalize plans to sell out conservatives by passing amnesty while appearing to oppose it and collecting cash from corporate donors who are only interested in cheap labor. Who cares about the country anyway? Gonna be a cold winter.

Michelle_Obaa_Exercise_Bike

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PETE’S PAGE; MLK DAY EDITION

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Today is the annual rite of leftards pounding their chests and patting themselves on the back for ‘carrying on Dr. King’s dream’ when in reality they would not have allowed them in their party since he was a republican. The whole thing is an exercise in self-aggrandizing puffery since Rear End Jesse Jackass dipped his shirt in MLK’s blood and proclaimed himself the next savior of the black race. Most of his followers are so ignorant they don’t realize the only color he’s interested in is green.

Just to clarify: Gov. Combover did not tell conservatives to leave New York. By all means,pro-life,pro-gun and pro-marriage people are welcome to work hard and pay taxes so the leeches that have their hands out every month are taken care of. Period. He doesn’t want to hear anything from you since the fact you disagree with him you’re obviously wrong. So shut up already.

BARACK,YOU ASSHOLE! PUTTING ITCHING POWDER IN MY PANTIES IS NOT FUNNY!
The GOP are planning to sell out their base and hand amnesty over to the democrats.This is what the party will look like in a few years:

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THE ROOT OF OBAMA’S IMPERIOUS PRESIDENCY

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Saw this by Keith Koffler and had to post it. I beg your forbearance.

Let’s continue on our theme of pop psychology today, even though I promised to stop, and discuss one of the main reasons Obama wants to rule, to the greatest extent possible, from the Oval Office.

Sure, contempt for Congress and the Constitutional process – as well as the absolute certainty that his motives and agenda are unquestionably right and just – all plays into it. But there’s another critical piece to this: Obama is, for a politician, a relative loner who doesn’t want to be bugged by members of Congress. Of either Party.

He has no famous chums in Congress. He has few relationships of any sort with lawmakers. Really what he wants to do is make his decisions in the Oval Office, have a few meetings, give some speeches on college campuses and high schools, and play golf. And then send Jay Carney out to talk about how Republicans are intransigent, politically motivated hacks who don’t even wear deodorant

Well, yes, the Congress was in fact designed to include people committed to principles and also worried about getting reelected. The trick is to use various carrots and sticks to get them to do you bidding.

The grunt work of legislating is not for him. That’s why he passed through the Illinois legislature and the United States Senate leaving not a trace of evidence he was ever there.

As I’ve mentioned before, I covered both the Clinton and Bush White Houses. Routinely, with each of them, there was line of cars on the West Wing driveway belonging to members of some committee or faction of Congress that had dropped by to meet the president. If they wanted the gathering to remain below the radar, they “snuck in” the side door, and then the camera guys who were always in a position where they could see the entrance there told us about it.

With Obama, almost never. Nothing. No meetings. If you ask around on Capitol Hill, no phone calls either. Obama, expostulating about the uncooperativeness of Republicans, does nothing to get them to cooperate. It’s not in his character. And then he attacks them for his own paucity of results. He’s like a high school football player who never comes to practice and then whines that he’s warming the bench.

Unfortunately, Obama’s temperament will now have serious consequences for the nation. We’ll be in a constant state of Constitutional subversion for the next three years as Obama issues edicts and bullies the private sector into doing his bidding. At any point, with some particularly outlandish act, he can kick things up to a major Constitutional crisis. It’s a sad thing to see.

I have no love for politicians. But the Founders designed this system for politicians, who must schmooze and battle their way toward getting something done – or preventing something from being done – all while watching their political asses back home.

It’s not pretty. But it’s a lot better than having the nation run by a cabal of philosopher-rulers who think they know what’s best for us.

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PETE’S PAGE; FINALLY FRIDAY

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Wading knee-deep in depressing,frustrating crap on a daily basis has made me look forward to Friday as much as it did when I had a full time job. I finally get to have a little fun posting things that hopefully make you realize that your life doesn’t suck as near as badly as mine does.

The Ghetto Trash turns 50 today (that’s 985 in Wookie years). I deliver both the Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times and both had her mug shot on the cover. Dealing with that at 2AM is good training for the task I perform here. The media are falling all over themselves fawning over this chocolate nightmare. ABC even suggested ’50 ways to celebrate Mooch’s birthday.’ I kid you not.

Twitchy has a thread with some really snarky comments here:

http://twitchy.com/2014/01/17/fawn-tastic-abc-suggests-50-ways-to-celebrate-michelle-obamas-birthday-collective-nausea-ensues/

[Graphic inserted her by CtH, cuz I had to bloggy and facebook this story. Thanks Pete!]

Not to be upstaged by anything important,she tweeted this picture with her brand new AARP card. Like she’ll ever need them.

Still keeping your lunch down?

This is a Radio Shack ad from 1991.You could get a mobile phone on sale for $199!Thats $100 off.

THIS IS TIME’S LATEST COVER

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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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For some reason,I’ve been having to sign in every time I come here. Oh,well.

After spending hours and hours going to dozens of websites,I remembered a sign on the desk of a man I knew who worked in research and development: “There comes a time in the history of every project when it becomes necessary to shoot the engineers and begin production.”

Guess maybe that was a bit overdone.

Proposed high-speed rail would link Texas and Mexico

Oh,joy; a way to get the illegals here faster.

I only put this link here because I’m not smart enough to post pictures in the comments and the picture would make no sense without the story.

http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/Proposed-high-speed-rail-would-link-San-Antonio-and-Monterrey-240365141.html

Obama is ‘chronically incapable’ of military strategy and ‘clueless  about what he wants to do in the world’ according to top UK defense adviser

Sir Hew Strachan, an advisor to the UK’s Chief of the Defence Staff has heavily criticized President Obama

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2540303/Obama-chronically-incapable-military-strategy-clueless-wants-world-according-UK-defense-advisor.html#ixzz2qb0ergjk

Harry Reid’s Obstructionism
The Senate majority leader’s hostility toward amendments is finally catching up to him.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/368369/harry-reids-obstructionism-andrew-stiles

What a gaseous little sphincter

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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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You wouldn’t know it by watching the media,but there are other things happening  besides the persecution and pending crucifixion of one Chris Christie. We all know why they’re doing it,but it doesn’t make it any the less sickening.

I have several links to articles celebrating the grace and elegance of Barky’s brood sow,WaPo calling her ‘a first lady for the ages.’ You people don’t realize the nauseating pap I endure to try to keep you informed and entertained.

Barky is shuffling his pompous ass off to North Carolina today to spread more of his famous verbal fertilizer. Sen. Kay Hagen(D-NC) won’t be there. She voted for Deathcare  and is now running away as fast as she can. There are at least 5 challengers for her seat and she trails every one of them.

A number of dems have announced they’re taking the lobby money and kickbacks they’ve stolen over the years and are gettin’ out of Dodge.

Barry announced yesterday we can look forward to another year of ruling by decree since nobody can stop him.

Kerry is proving once again that marrying rich heiresses is the only thing he’s any good at.

I said before I’d find a better name for Cankles; IOTW did it for me:


MOOCH FARTED AND BLEW A HOLE IN THE CURTAIN

‘THERE’S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING,ASSHOLE.’

TO GET THEIR AFRICAN TRIP ON THE TAXPAYER DIME,MALIA AND SASHA WERE LISTED AS ‘SENIOR ADVISORS’

SUH-FAR-EE

SCREW-WHI-TEE

NEW SEASON OF DUCK DYNASTY STARTS TONIGHT. GUESS A&E ISN’T MAD AT PHIL ANYMORE.

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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

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As usual,flying by the seat of my britches. Every time I clear my cache of crappy political news it seems to fill up again by the next day. I promised to bring some better stuff today,and I always try to keep a promise made.

The Senate GOP came up with a brilliant plan to extend unemployment benefits for 3 months by extending sequester cuts by a year,into 2014. Did you get that? The dems get 3 months now for cuts everybody knows will never happen. They screwed Reagan,HW Bush and W with this same trick. You’d think after sniffing a water-squirting flower a few times they’d figure out its a trick. Hey,it’s only money,right?

I gotta start posting earlier…Chrissy keeps upstaging me

Media whore Mark Kelly brags about their PAC raising $11 million to elect gun-grabbing libs while holding his talking,windup Gabby doll.Don’t she look stupid?

http://weaselzippers.us/gabby-giffords-attention-whoring-husband-says-their-pac-has-raised-11-million-to-help-elect-gun-grabbing-democrats-in-midterm-elections/

Secretary John F Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) presents Russian Prime Minister Lavrov with….potatoes!

Maybe he said: how do you make vodka out of these? What an embarrassment.

WELFARE PAYS MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE IN 35 STATES

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HAVE AN AD READY WITH THIS QUOTE…JUST SAYIN’

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PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY BLUES

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I just don’t get it. Only 28% of the country describe themselves as liberal,yet they virtually own Hollywood and the education system. Weasel Reid pissed on the Senate rules so Barky could finish packing the DC Court of Appeals with hard-left hacks,which he has done,and now it seems they control the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. I truly ache to bring you any positive news for our side,but it just will not happen.

I can’t imagine how the few remaining vets from the greatest generation feel about seeing the country they went through hell to protect being strangled and raped by people unfit to shine a good man’s boots. Soon they will all be gone and their sacrifice relegated to the dustbin of history since our educational system won’t even mention what they endured.

I didn’t watch any of the Sunday gabfests(I never do) but it wasn’t hard to figure out the carrion crows are still lusting for the flesh of the New Jersey governor. Even if Christie didn’t know about the bridge closings,they’ll pay some flunky in his administration to claim he did. (Think of the bimbos who accused Herman Cain of paying them a compliment.) Once he buckled,they took the cash and disappeared.

There was a celebration of arrogance and pomposity last night called the Golden Globe Awards. That’s where barely literate lumps of humanity make millions of dollars saying words someone else wrote. They come out nearly-nude in their designer gowns and congratulate all the “little people” that made their stupid award possible. From what I read,God must have poked a little fun at them….there was a sewer backup and the smelly stuff ran all over the red carpet where all the famous and near-famous exit their limousines.

As always,there’s a lot to choose from after the weekend and I always do my best to bring you good stuff.’The way I’m feeling today,there are no promises.

THESE TWO WOMEN WERE INVOLVED IN A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT WHERE ONE CHASED THE OTHER INTO A GATED APARTMENT COMPLEX AND SHOT THE WOMAN IN THE HEAD AT POINT BLANK RANGE IN FRONT OF THE VICTIM’S FRIEND WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO HER. THE SHOOTER HAS A LONG HISTORY OF VIOLENT CRIME AND WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON THREE MONTHS AGO.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH IS WHICH?????

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537689/Woman-shot-dead-college-student-terrified-friend-road-rage-dispute.html

OK,call me a racist,I really don’t care anymore. I’m just sick to death of seeing innocent people slaughtered for no apparent reason by feral primates who prey on the weak and would rather rob than work. OK,you can yell at me now.

HER BFF,GAYLE POSTED THIS PIC….THIS IS ACTUALLY ORCA CLEANING THE TOILET AT HER MAUI MANSION.

(can you imagine a billionaire cleaning her own stool? me neither.)

Apparently the ten days Mooch squatted at her place took a toll on the plumbing system.

insert toilet humor here….

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REMEMBER THE TRAITOROUS JUSTICE ROBERTS?

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WE FIGURED HE WAS BEING BLACKMAILED. READ THIS AND BE SICKENED.

Why John Roberts (Likely) Is Protecting Obamacare

On Monday, without comment (because he could not make a coherent one),  Chief Justice John Roberts denied a request by the Association of American Physicians & Surgeons and the Alliance for Natural Health USA for a stay in the implementation of Obamacare. The groups had made their application last Friday, arguing that since the bill had been declared a tax by the Supreme Court (with Justice Roberts himself the deciding vote), and it had originated in the Senate (the Constitution says revenue bills may not originate), the law was therefore unconstitutional; and implementation of Obamacare  should at least be stayed pending further examination.

While there are other minor issues attached to the application that were also not addressed, the truth of the matter is clear: John Roberts will never do anything to derail Obamacare, no matter what arguments against it are brought before him.

There is very good reason to believe that regardless of the media’s skillful smothering of the story, John Roberts is being blackmailed to make certain Obamacare never falls in a Supreme Court case. The basis of this charge surrounds the fact that a series of strange (and probably felonious) acts are attached to the adoption of his two children.

In 2005, when they thought they were doing the Democrats’ bidding, the New York Times dug into apparently easily accessible records and found that the children Roberts and his wife adopted in “South America” started life as Irish citizens. This is a red flag. The laws of Ireland regarding adoptions are very clear: adoptions by non-citizens are prohibited, as are private adoptions.

Apparently, when the Democrats realized they could control a Supreme Court Justice’s vote through blackmail over his having committed a number of international crimes, the Times pulled back and dropped its investigation. The Democrat paper of record pulled back because it didn’t want to “ break the seal of an adoption case” – as if violating laws ever means anything to Democrats in their quest for power. Keep in mind Barack Obama’s violation of his opponents’ “sealed” divorce records propelled him to a US Senate seat.

What does the Roberts problem mean for the average American who looks to Washington for relief from Democrat oppression? It means we won’t be getting any relief from the Roberts Court, period.

(source: The Western Center for Journalism)

Lord,I can’t take much more of this. Please take me when you’re ready.

It’s not worth it anymore.

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