Last year, just a few months into his presidency, Donald Trump didn’t attend either the Gridiron Dinner or the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Apparently, after more than a year of slander, ridicule, mockery, and extreme verbal abuse from these pricks, he’d finally had enough and decided to let off a little steam. He spared no one, including himself, his family, and the vice president, but he threw some sharp jabs at Democrats, especially the New York Slimes and Gasoline Maxine Waters. He sure did a better job of mocking himself than that obscene jerk Alec Baldwin does on SNL.
Roasting the Night Away: President Trump’s Standup Routine Steals the Show at Gridiron Dinner
Trump joked that he was late to the dinner “because Jared couldn’t get through security,” mocking his son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner’s loss of top secret security clearance because of a variety of business entanglements.
“Ivanka, you’ve got to do something!” Trump called out to his daughter, mocking her too.
Trump said that Vice President Mike Pence, who he called a “straight man,” begins every day by asking about the president he would replace if removed: “Is he impeached yet?”
At that point, he mocked not only policy adviser Stephen Miller but his wife Melania too.
“Trump then joked about who would be next to leave the White House and questioned whether it would be ‘Steve Miller or Melania,’” Walker wrote in the White House pool report. “He later referenced the #FreeMelania hashtag.”
“She’s actually having a great time,” Trump added of Melania.
Trump also brought up ‘talk’ former Vice President Joe Biden, or as he put it, ‘Sleepy Joe,’ might run for president in 2020. Trump referenced prior comments Biden made about wanting to take him out behind a barn,” Walker wrote.
“I would kick his ass like no other. … Man, would he be easy,” President Trump said of running against Biden.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/04/roasting-the-night-away-president-trumps-standup-routine-steals-the-show-at-gridiron-dinner/
Trump at Gridiron Media Dinner: “This Might be the Most Fun I’ve Had Since Watching Your Faces on Election Night”
Trump addressed the crowd and did not hold back. He told the media elites he and The New York Times are both New York City icons — “the only difference is I still own my buildings.”
Having turned down press dinners last year, Trump told journalists who belong to the Gridiron Club that he wanted to come this year and “ruin your evening in person.”
Trump’s top jokes from the Gridiron dinner
Add to the mix his administration’s struggles in some key policy areas, Trump’s harshly critical tweets, and an ongoing investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election that has inched closer to Trump’s orbit, and one question jumps out: Does the President ever stop to joke about it all?
Indeed he does, as only Trump can.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trumps-top-jokes-from-the-gridiron-dinner/ar-BBJQ5ou?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=UE12DHP
Trump’s top jokes from the Gridiron dinner
At Gridiron Dinner, Trump jokes on politics — but gets serious about North Korea
Trump Jokes About Maxine Waters Needing An IQ Test At Gridiron Dinner
TRUMP CRACKS A JOKE ABOUT THIS DERANGED RACE HUSTLER AND THE REACTION IS PREDICTABLE.
Waters has been insisting that Congress open an investigation to find something on which they can impeach Trump (and after that, she says, she’ll “go after” Pence). It’s unsurprising, then, that the president would take a jab at her.
Talking Points Memo reports:
Though he poked fun at his own administration’s dysfunction (“It’s been really another calm week at the White House”), Trump saved some of his sharpest lines for Democrats, including when he said of Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA): “She has to immediately take an IQ test.”
Needless to say, the left went into immediate meltdown mode.
LIKE THE GUY ON THE INFOMERCIAL SAYS: “I’M NOT STOPPIN’ THERE!”
THESE TWO ARE REAL SHORT:
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/03/trump-jokes-about-maxine-waters-needing-an-iq-test-at-gridiron-dinner/
Maxine Waters: Trump Is ‘Racist’ For Questioning My IQ
OF COURSE SHE HAD TO RUN TO HER HOMEGIRL TO WHINE ABOUT HOW MEAN TRUMP IS.
Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters alleged Sunday that President Donald Trump is “racist” because he questioned her IQ level.
The California Democrat did not think the joke was funny and questioned Trump’s own mental agility before accusing him of racism.
“Well, you know, this president has been called stupid, he has been called ignorant, and even his secretary of state did not deny that he called him a moron,” Waters said. “And so he has no credibility. He has been name calling, he’s been saying all kinds of things.”
http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/04/maxine-waters-trump-iq-racist/
“Can you believe the Oscars is this Sunday?” a top agent told Steigrad. “It’s like, who cares?”
Yet, in the age of Trump, you can expect the bashing of our president to occur tonight. You can also expect swipes at those who are not in this club—Republicans, rural voters, people from small towns—to be ridiculed. Oh, and I forgot, there’s going to be pro-gun control pins that celebrities are expected to wear, according to reports. Nothing is confirmed, but this wouldn’t shock me.
Michael Bloomberg’s New York-based gun-control advocacy group Everytown for Gun Safety has created an anti-gun-violence pin for celebrities to wear to the Oscars on Sunday, sources tell The Hollywood Reporter.
In several decades of researching social change, I have never seen a social movement arise as quickly and spread as widely as the #MeToo campaign against sexual assault and harassment. But like all contemporary protests, supporters face the difficulty of sustaining momentum in the face of a public whose attention span seldom lasts beyond a single news cycle.
Planned Parenthood already hates the Trump administration, but they will hate it even more when they discover that the administration will be diverting sex-education funds to abstinence programs.
THIS IS HOW LIBERALS PLAN TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE.
THAT SHOULDN’T TAKE LONG.
OUR COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL.
IN WISCONSIN, UNIONS AND DEMOCRATS (REDUNDANT) POURED MORE THAN 10 MILLION DOLLARS INTO AN EFFORT TO GET RID OF GOVERNOR WALKER AND THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY. THEY LOST. UNIONS NOW CANNOT COMPEL ANY MEMBER TO PAY DUES. THEIR CASH FLOW CRATERED.
As Lifson notes, the Democrats are in bad shape, at least if they run on policies. But if they can galvanize the black vote, which is what they did with Obama, they are in a position to win. They are sure they can’t win if they don’t. What would be more logical than for Michelle Obama to write an identity politics book, in first person, Oprah-style, as a backdrop “narrative” to galvanize those voters? The Obamas always were about “narrative” as a means of concealing their policy objectives by promoting their personas. Obama’s “mind-meld,” and right hand man, after all, was fiction writer and major Ben Rhodes. Ol’ Ben knew more than anyone about creating “narratives.”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/02/25/video-elementary-school-students-surprise-wwii-veteran-gifts-lost-home-fire/
Did anyone catch Sen. Bill Nelson’s (D-FL) rather gratuitous swipe at Gov. Rick Scott on Wednesday? CNN held a town hall event in Sunrise, Florida hosted by Jake Tapper, where National Rifle Association Dana Loesch and Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) literally ventured into the lion’s den. Rep. Ted Deutch (D-FL) also participated. It was a two-hour bashing of Rubio, the NRA, Loesch, every law-abiding gun owner, and every supporter of the Second Amendment. It was show trial, a North Korean kangaroo court that resembled something out of the two minutes of hate from Orwell’s 1984.
President Obama said a President Trump would bring ‘change’ to the White House, and then this image flashed to the audience of the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
THESE YOUNG PEOPLE SHOWED MORE GUTS THAN THE COWARDLY COPS WHO CRINGED OUTSIDE WHILE INNOCENTS WERE BEING SLAUGHTERED
An important swing state may have just swung in Democrats’ favor. Although Republicans hold 13 House seats in Pennsylvania to Democrats’ five, a new ruling from the state supreme court appears to give the Democrats a favorable new congressional map.
THE DEMOCRATS WILL PICK UP 4-5 EXTRA SEATS BEFORE A BALLOT IS CAST. THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL THIS ELECTION IN ORDER TO GET A MAJORITY AND IMPEACH TRUMP.
The president cited 2 Kings 20:5 to comfort those in grief: “‘I have heard your prayer and seen your tears, I will heal you,’” he read.
The artist who painted former President Obama’s portrait for the Portrait Gallery, part of the Smithsonian Institution, has an interesting past. While reviewing previous works by artist Kehinde Wiley, it was discovered that he has a great fondness for painting black women beheading white women. Both beheading pieces are titled “Judith beheading Holofernes”, referencing a story in the Book of Judith, which involves a beautiful woman who seduces an invading general before he is able to destroy their land, gets him drunk, and then decapitates him.
Typical artists from the Rennaissance era have placed Judith in the role of a scriptural savior, “a type of the praying Virgin or the church or as a figure who tramples Satan and harrows Hell.” Given the historical context and how Wiley recreated it in his works, is hard to interpret his use of this theme as anything other than a blatant statement of racism; black women are the powerful angels of the earth, conquering the white devils.
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