Category Archives: Barack Obama

The Twilight Zone of Liberal Hypocrisy

Twilight Zone of Liberal Hypocrisy
2013_08 11 Obama rodeo clown banned

 

Added by Pistol Pete

REMEMBER WHEN THE LIBERALS THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL?

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Democrat: The Party of the Haves and the Have Nots

Democrat Party of the Poor

Meanwhile, the First Family have left the White House for yet another multi-million dollar vacay, cuz apparently the $100 million they blew earlier this summer on their African safari was just not enough Conspicuous Consumption to satisfy their ginormous appetites.

The White House is still closed to tourists and numerous peons who work for the government have been furloughed … supposedly because we’re just so broke and have to tighten our belts and all that. But somehow there was money enough to fly the First Dog to Martha’s Vineyard separately from the First Family.

Iowahawk suggested Bo should ride on the press plan with the rest of Obama’s pets. That about sums it all up, doesn’t it?

Sources:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10236302/First-dog-Bo-is-airlifted-to-Obama-holiday-home.html
http://twitchy.com/2013/08/12/bo-boom-iowahawk-nails-obama-lapdog-media-as-only-he-can-pic/

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Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, George W. Bush, Government Waste, Poverty, Republicans

If your oncologist said this, you’d fire him

Patient: So Doctor, what’s the news?

Doctor: I have great news. The treatment has decimated your lung cancer.

Patient: Oh, that’s great!

Doctor: Yes, indeed. The treatment has also caused your cancer to spread into your brain, liver, kidneys and blood.

August 9, 2013 Obama presser

Q. Mr. President, you have said that core al Qaeda has been decimated, that its leaders are on the run. Now that we’ve seen this terror threat that has resulted in embassies closed throughout the Arab world, much of Africa, do you still believe that al Qaeda has been decimated?

A. What I said…is that core Al Qaeda is on its heels…but what I also said is that AQ and other regional groups had metastasized.

IOW, the core al Qaeda is decimated and on its heels, but the rest of al Qaeda has gotten way worse. Oooooooooookay.

Video Warning: Listening may reduce your IQ.

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Source:

http://twitchy.com/2013/08/09/metastatic-decimation-obama-gets-tied-in-knots-talking-about-al-qaeda-video/

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Filed under Al Qaeda, Barack Obama, Benghazi, Obamacare, Terrorism

Lapdogs for Obama

Because of the absurdly left-wing bias of the Lamestream Media, Republicans like George Bush and Sarah Palin were mocked endlessly for things they NEVER SAID, while Democrats like Barack Obama get their most idiotic statements ignored or fixed for them.

  • What did George Bush never say? “Mission Accomplished.” Those words were on a sign behind him when he made a cautious speech about the future of the war in Iraq. The sign was put up to celebrate the ship’s return from a six month deployment.
  • What did Sarah Palin never say? “I can see Russia from my house.” Those words were part of a Tina Fey comedy skit on Saturday Night Live.

This week, AP inserted the words “(and in)” when quoting this statement made by President Obama:

“If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf – (and in) places like Charleston, S.C., or Savannah, Ga., or Jacksonville, Fla. – if we don’t do that, these ships are going to go someplace else and we’ll lose jobs,” Obama said.

Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville are not Gulf ports.

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Remember the days

EVERYBODY should watch this [5:02]

It's the physics, stupid

H/t Pistol Pete

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Filed under Barack Obama, Bill Whittle, Obamacare, Sarah Palin, Taxes

Barry has never been more than an empty suit

I have NO trouble believing this confidential report is totally true.

August 5, 2013: BENGHAZI BOMBSHELL REPORT: Valerie Jarrett Gave The Stand Down Orders

http://im41.com/archives/35722

RUSH: Did Valerie Jarrett Issue The Order To Stand Down In Benghazi? [12:11]

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Schadenfreudelicious!

OFA told its state affiliates to host Happy Birthday, Barack slash Why Obamacare Is Totes Awesome rallies on Sunday, August 4, 2013.

Or, as one tweeter put it,

“Let’s spend our Sunday worshiping the Savior, guys! – OFA”

2013_08 04 Cultic Obama birthday

Tweeters had some fun celebration suggestions:

  • To honor Pres Obama’s birthday, I’m going to fail at something and blame it on the rich.
  • Tomorrow is Pres Obama’s birthday. Send your best wishes to him in an email or text to your own friends. The NSA will pass it on for u.
  • At this point, what difference does his birthday make?
  • I’ll spend the day cleaning my Second Amendments.
  • I’m going to offer to take Barry skeet shooting. We know how much he loves it.
  • Send him some race cards, he’s about out. Maybe a hoodie too.
  • I am going to send him a photo of me, just like he does to me for every other holiday.
  • This morning, my dog created a small “statue” of Obama to honor him on his birthday.

Pay close attention to the Twitter screenshots below. These are the images OFA sent out, not images that their political opponents sent out! Seriously, folks. If you had none or one turn out, would you send out PICTURES?!

2013_08 04 Cultic glow dimmed

2013_08 04 Martinsville

About this next one … someone at PØLITICØ apparently got a phone call. The original headline – “Poor attendance at Obamacare event in Virginia” – was changed to “Obamacare message war goes local.” My guess is some naughty little lapdog is spending some quality time in his crate until he learns how to properly hump the massah … I mean, messiah.

2013_08 04 Only attendee was a volunteer working the phones

To be fair, some of the partays had some actual attendees. Maybe it was cuz they had cake. One of them even featured an ACTUAL EMPTY CHAIR that the royal butt had once graced back in ought nine. I bet they haven’t ever washed it. Ew. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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A CØØL-AID drinker wakes up

2013_08 02 Atlantic reporter finally opens his eyes

This guy is reportedly this rag’s token non-liberal, which makes him about as right-wing as John McCain. This is what he said about why he heretofore ignored everything the right’s been screaming about Benghazi for ELEVEN MONTHS.

“Like many people, I figured anti-American radicals had launched the attack, guessed that Obama was as upset about it as anyone, and didn’t blame him or Hillary Clinton for failing to secure a diplomatic outpost in an unstable country. I opposed Team Obama’s reelection for totally unrelated reasons.”

The Twitchy team summed up his epiphany perfectly:

Welcome aboard, Captain Obvious.

My fave comments at Twitchy:

  • Holy crap. Two unconnected instances of real journalism escaping the plantation.
  • Is it possible that even the bootlickers have had enough?
  • Awwww….they’re so cute when they first wake up aren’t they?

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Filed under Barack Obama, Benghazi, Chris Stevens, Media Bias

Thou shalt bow to Teh Won … or else!

The Chattanooga Times Free Press has fired Drew Johnson for publishing an opinion piece critical of President Obama on the same day he visited the city. Johnson tweeted, “I just became the first person in the history of newspapers to be fired for writing a paper’s most-read article.”

Drew Johnson fired for opinion piece

President Obama’s policies have harmed Chattanooga enough

Opinion By Drew Johnson – July 30, 2013

President Obama,

Welcome to Chattanooga, one of hundreds of cities throughout this great nation struggling to succeed in spite of your foolish policies that limit job creation, stifle economic growth and suffocate the entrepreneurial spirit.

Forgive us if you are not greeted with the same level of Southern hospitality that our area usually bestows on its distinguished guests. You see, we understand you are in town to share your umpteenth different job creation plan during your time in office. If it works as well as your other job creation programs, then thanks, but no thanks. We’d prefer you keep it to yourself.

That’s because your jobs creation plans so far have included a ridiculous government spending spree and punitive tax increase on job creators that were passed, as well as a minimum wage increase that, thankfully, was not. Economists — and regular folks with a basic understanding of math — understand that these are three of the most damaging policies imaginable when a country is mired in unemployment and starving for job growth.

Even though 64 percent of Chattanooga respondents said they would rather you hadn’t chosen to visit our fair city, according to a survey on the Times Free Press website, it’s probably good that you’re here. It will give you an opportunity to see the failure of your most comprehensive jobs plan to date, the disastrous stimulus scheme, up close and personal.

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 helped fund the Gig to Nowhere project, a $552 million socialist-style experiment in government-owned Internet, cable and phone services orchestrated by EPB — Chattanooga’s government-owned electric monopoly.

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The Gig to Nowhere is a Smart Grid, a high tech local electricity infrastructure intended to improve energy efficiency and reduce power outages. After lobbying for, and receiving, $111.6 million in stimulus money from your administration, EPB decided to build a souped-up version of the Smart Grid with fiber optics rather than more cost-effective wireless technology. This decision was supposed to allow EPB to provide the fastest Internet service in the Western Hemisphere, a gigabit-per-second Internet speed that would send tech companies and web entrepreneurs stampeding to Chattanooga in droves.

In reality, though, the gig, like most of the projects funded by your stimulus plan, has been an absolute bust.

While the Smart Grid will cost taxpayers and local electric customers well over a half-billion dollars when all is said and done, there has been little improvement in the quality of EPB’s electric service. Worse, despite being heavily subsidized, EPB’s government-owned Internet, cable and telephone outfit that competes head-to-head against private companies like AT&T and Comcast is barely staying afloat, often relying on loans from electric service reserve funds to afford its business expenses.

Further, there has been no credible evidence to suggest that EPB can even provide a gig of service consistently and reliably. Any companies hoping to utilize the Gig to Nowhere are quoted monthly billing costs that make the service unfeasible. As a result, Chattanooga has remained a relative ghost town for technological innovation. Almost no economic development whatsoever has resulted from the gig.

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What the gig has brought, however, is that shocking price tag. Because of your unwillingness to balance the budget, Mr. President, the $111.6 million federal handout to subsidize the Gig to Nowhere will actually cost federal taxpayers $158.2 million, due to interest. Once EPB received the stimulus infusion to fund the pork project, the electric monopoly took out a $219.8 bond that will balloon to $391.3 million by the time Chattanoogans are done paying it off.

The bond’s first payment comes due this fall and there remain significant questions about how EPB can manage to pay the debt without hiking electric rates on EPB customers.

Building a Smart Grid to get into a telecom sector already well-served by private companies was a bad idea from the start. But getting government involved in places it doesn’t belong is a hallmark of your administration. As a result, you and your policymakers were happy to fund the Gig to Nowhere.

You claimed that the Smart Grid would create jobs for Chattanooga. But in reality, all it did was push America deeper in debt and lure a local government agency into making a terrible financial decision that will weigh on Chattanoogans like a millstone for decades to come.

So excuse us, Mr. President, for our lack of enthusiasm for your new jobs program. Here in Chattanooga we’re still reeling from your old one.

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The debt bomb is ticking down to zero

The U.S. Treasury says FedGov is out of funds, so NATURALLY, Obama decided it was high time we sent the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank half a Billion dollars.

He had to circumvent Congress (again) to do it, which the lapdog media ignored (of course) and you can bet the money will wind up going to Iranian-backed Hamas terrorists, but what the hey. According to Obama, it was “necessary” for our “national security interests.” Riiiiiiiight.

His Secretary of State, John Kerry, thinks half a Billion wasn’t enough; he wants we should give those who live to wipe the U.S. and Israel off the face of the Earth a cool $4 Billion … yet the White House remains closed to tourists and my military kid’s been furloughed because … refer back to line one … the United States is BROKE.

But again, what the hey!  We should just raise the debt ceiling again. Right? And if those Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Raaaaaaaaaaaacist GOP bastards won’t vote for it, Barack Obama is prepared to NOT send Social Security checks to the disabled and old folks next week. So there!

Meanwhile, he and the girls are packing for yet ANOTHER multi-million dollar vacay cuz apparently their $100 million safari wasn’t enough of a break for one summer.

2013_07 30 Obama going on ANOTHER vacay

Sources:

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/07/69222-while-treasury-says-government-out-of-funds-obama-cuts-check-to-palestinian-authority-for-500-million/

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