Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

It is with a heavy heart today that I mourn for my dear friend Ting.The most vicious punk in the entire country is poised to become governor and drag Virginia kicking and screaming into the abyss.He will accomplish this by dominating the DC suburb vote,he has a commanding lead among pro-abortion women and a big assist from a third party candidate named Robert Sarvis who is siphoning votes from Ken Cuccinelli.If it were found that Soros or Bloomberg paid him to stay in the race to defeat the republican it would not surprise me in the least.

GP and I have been in a similar predicament almost as long as I can remember.Our sleazebag governor won Crook County and the county across the Mississippi from St. Louis.The whole rest of the state opposed him,but it didn’t matter.Illinois is the gold standard for corruption and vote rigging.

I’m going to post some upbeat links today,but since my injury-riddled Bears are going to get thrashed by the GB Packers tonight and Virginia will be flushed tomorrow I’m not in a very positive mood.

CHRISSY AND BLUEBIRD:CHECK OUT THE WINNING WORD.

(yes,I have a link to it)

Posted by Pistol Pete

With the masses waking up to the consummate fraud that is Barack Hussein Obama,it will be interesting to see what kinds of excuses will be proffered on the talking head gabfests. Granted,we’re stuck with this dipstick for 3 more agonizing years,but I just don’t see how they’ll be able to keep Obamacare in place when nobody’s signing up for it. Maybe the young,naive ninnies who voted for him twice are realizing how badly he’s been intending to screw them all along. We’ve had good presidents and bad presidents,but I don’t think we’ve ever had one whose intent was to inflict pain on the entire country. He’s already done massive,irreparable damage. Let’s hope it’s not too late for us to recover.

OK,enough of the….enjoy your Friday!

LAST NIGHT AT THE SPITE HOUSE THEY GAVE AWAY HALLOWEEN PACKAGES WITH A COOKIE,M&MS AND DRIED FRUIT.

I’LL BET THE KIDS WERE UNDERWHELMED

Posted by Pistol Pete

WARNING! THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A COSTUME FOR YOUR KID,GET CREATIVE

MOOCH’S COSTUME IS MADE OF OCTOPUS SUCKERS

SORRY FOR SO MANY PICTURES…THEY WOULD ALL BE IRRELEVANT TOMORROW

OK,WHICH LOOKS WORSE?
MATT LAUER AS A WOMAN?

OR ELLEN DEGENERES AS A WOMAN?

Posted by Pistol Pete

I have come to the conclusion that we are being governed by immoral degenerates and pathological liars.

The low information,parasite class will get their tricks tomorrow when the food stamp program is cut.

As for us,this is the day that The Lord that made…we will rejoice and be glad in it.

Believe it or not,this is a painted toilet lid.I think I’d wait until I got home,frankly.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

I’M WONDERING HOW THEY GOT THE CAT TO HOLD STILL!

Posted by Pistol Pete

As I began putting today’s post together,the white-haired fraud was testifying before a congressional committee.The democrats were all blowing her kisses and the republicans were trying to elicit straight answers,which is akin to getting blood from a stone when dealing with an entire party of inveterate liars.I just wish the GOP had a fraction of the killer instinct the dems display at every occaision instead of apologizing for inconveniencing this den of thieves.

At least we’ll have a little fun here tomorrow.

WHILE POPE FRANCIS WAS ADDRESSING THE CROWD AT ST. PETER’S SUNDAY,A LITTLE BOY APPEARED AND STOOD NEXT TO HIS EMINENCE AND AT ONE POINT,HUGGED HIS LEG.

The first thing I thought about was reading how the children would press forward while Jesus was teaching His followers.The parents tried to stop them,but Christ said:”suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not,for such is the Kingdom of Heaven.”

Obama on Sandy Anniversary: “We Take Care of Our Own… We Leave No One Behind”

There are some who are unavailable for comment.

Added by CtH:

Posted by Pistol Pete

Just wow. I have so much Halloween stuff I may have to post some the next couple days to fit it all in.

Hope you don’t mind. Personally,I’m sick of libs and their sycophant press scrambing to look like they’re indignant about Barry’s lies and making excuses for him at the same time. It appears the dems and rinos alike who still have to answer to their constituents to pretend they’ve been innocent bystanders. The one that really irritates me is Linda Grahamnesty suddenly getting tough on amnesty and the Bamster’s nominees.

One thing that all true liberals seem to have in common is a lying tongue,a pathological need to spend other peoples’ money and empty,soulless eyes. That happens when you delight in the slaughter of unborn children and have to hide the canker you bear inside. I constantly pray that somehow,someday while we’re still in this world that the Lord grants some retribution for the sins perpetrated on His children.

OK,enough negativity…let’s have some fun!

Believe it or not,this is a pumpkin,done by a professional scultor and his crew using only spoons and scalpels.I have a link to a lot of examples of their work.These are really stunning.

h/t Legal Insurrection

THE SQUIRRELS IN HILLARY’S PANTIES ARE MATING AT THE MOMENT

Posted by Pistol Pete

His signature achievement falling down around his elephantine ears,the boy-king goes fundraising.

New book reveals Boehner extorts money from companies before he holds votes on legislation….

He’s not only coward,he’s corrupt.

Mooch hasn’t been seen since the shutdown started…apparently flaunting lavish Spite House parties and jet-setting around the globe would look bad.

It’ll all still be here Monday.

Relax,take a deep breath  and maybe have a smile or two.

Since the Bears have a bye week,we’ve been invited to Uncle Roger’s house for dinner Sunday. I’ll see my cousins again,plus their children and their children’s children. (That would be third cousins,if you’re keeping up.)

“I DON’T WORK FOR THE PEOPLE CALLING FOR MY RESIGNATION

Reid dreaming of having sex with this Amazon is like an ant crawling up a hippo’s backside with rape on his mind