Category Archives: Funny Stuff

PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I sometimes wish I were a fly. I’d have loved to eavesdrop on the conversation the endangered dem senators had with Odumbo a couple days ago.

You can bet your last union dollar that they didn’t dare say to Barry’s face what they were thinking. That nitwit doesn’t  have to stand for reelection next year,but they do with a constituency that is shaping up to be more akin to a lynch mob. They reach a point of desperation that makes them sound like a chorus of scorched cats. Pardon me while I chuckle under my breath and remember what they say about paybacks.

Barry is meeting today with health insurance company executives. These  are the people he hung out to dry yesterday. As if they can undo the cancellation notices and all the changes they had to make in their plans to comply with the manchild’s pronouncements. They might have anticipated it though since he’s changed the law over 20 times without any input from congress. But he still insists ‘we’re not going back to a broken healthcare system.’ You mean the one where 85% of people were happy with the plan they had? That one? We all know the libtards have been salivating over government healthcare for decades. They just don’t understand how real America rolls.

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PETE’S PAGE–BLUE TUESDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is a no-fun type day.

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PETE’S PAGE–MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Hitting and running…before somebody hits back.

Not much new,it just seems posts I plan to keep short don’t always turn out that way.

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Take your pick

President Obama is either clueless or dishonest.

There are no other options.

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PETES PAGE–FRIDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

So Barry sort of apologized to those who do not worship at the altar of his greatness for being too ignorant to appreciate that his lies are for your own good. His entire life is predicated on deception,treachery and cold-blooded tyranny. He met with some wobbly dems at the Spite House yesterday and told them he would allow them to criticize his healthcare plan as long as they do not try to delay the individual mandate.

As Laura Ingraham tweeted:’Mr. President,if you like your apology,you can keep it.’

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THIS WOMAN IS DOING HER JOB;LINK TO STORY BELOW

Odd Jobs, Portraits of Unusual Occupations

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PETE’S PAGE–THURSDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Not much time for commentary today. Going to visit Roger after lunch. Things are pretty much the same as always. As granny always said: ‘If you’re not the lead dog,the view never changes much.’

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Over six people served!

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley mocking healthcare.gov at the Country Music Awards.

Added by PP:

I was going to do a separate post on last nights CMA show. Since Chrissy beat me to it,I hope she doesn’t mind my kicking it up a notch. If  I had the skills,I could do something spiffy. But I can’t. Normally,I am loathe to watch awards shows as I find them to be a bunch of over-inflated egos immersed in self-aggrandizement.But this was too much fun.

The story:

Song Mocking Obamacare + Special Duck Dynasty Appearance = Best Country Music Awards Open Ever?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/country-music-awards-opens-with-brad-paisley-and-carrie-underwood-mocking-obamacare/

THE FULL CLIP:

WHAT COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS SHOW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE FIRST FAMILY OF REDNECKDOM?

EVER SEEN GROWN MEN ‘TWERKING?’…IT AIN’T PRETTY


TAYLOR SWIFT DIDN’T GET THE OBAMACARE JOKE

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PREDICTABLY,THE OBAMABOTS WERE NOT AMUSED:

SHUT THE F*** UP: You May Just Start Laughing at How Worked Up Some on the Left Are Over CMA Awards Mocking Obamacare

Maybe Chrissy can pull some of these tweets. Liberals are funny when they turn purple with rage!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/shut-the-f-up-you-may-just-start-laughing-at-how-worked-up-some-on-the-left-are-over-cma-awards-mocking-obamacare/

I DON’T TWEET,BUT THIS IS FROM #OBAMACOUNTRYSONGS.

THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

A few:

He stopped having insurance today

Gov’ment Without End, Amen

He stopped loving Reggie today

God Bless the NSA

Because you’re mine, I impose a fine

You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Blue Shield

Here’s the link: have some fun

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23obamacountrysongs&src=typd

Maybe Chrissy can dress this up so it doesn’t look so clunky.

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PETE’S PAGE–WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

I am posting mostly positive stuff today because I’m in an extremely sour mood. Sifting through the smouldering wreckage of yesterday’s events,I have a spleenful of bile that must be evacuated.

Prayers up for our Ting. Virginia has no idea what they unleashed yesterday. Some facts:

McAwful outspent Cuccinelli by $15 million;chump change to a professional hustler like him.

He had Cankles stumping for him for weeks.That’s how he got so much of the women’s vote.

He learned from the Rapist that in order to win,you need a third party to siphon critical votes from your opponent. It worked for him…twice.

Raunch Prius did an interview on WMAL Monday claiming they backed the GOP candidate all the way. Mark Levin called in to the show and tore the little prick a new one for lying. They left him with no support at all. I could post the audio,but I doubt anybody cares much.

Christie Kreme was asked to come and stump for Cuccinelli and turned him down flat. “I got my own race to run” was the answer given by the presumptive GOP-e nominee for 2016.

Between Cuccinelli and the stalking horse,53% voted against Obamacare in the person of The Punk.

The Punk left his own victory party to go raise money for Hillary…that’s not a joke.

As I look into my crystal ball I see it coming down to Ted Cruz vs. Krispy Kreme for the republican nomination to get crushed by the democrat fraud machine. When the Tea Party carries Cruz to the nomination,I have no doubt he would be on his own. That’s how they roll.

It’s so frustrating because with any help,we could have held the governorship. There are no moral victories. A runner-up is the first loser.

THE SOLDIER IN THIS PICTURE IS BRENT McCARTHY OF THE WELSH GUARD. THE MURDEROUS PILE OF DOGSHIT NEXT TO HIM IS SUPPOSEDLY AN AFGHAN COP. SECONDS AFTER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN,THE GOAT-HUMPING HELLSPAWN SHOT BRENT DEAD. THE SOLDIER IN THE BACKGROUND IS LANCE CPL. LEE DAVIES. THE SHITBAG KILLED HIM,TOO. WHY THE HELL ARE WE STILL THERE????

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Man,am I in a pissy mood.

Lighten up,PP.

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PETE’S PAGE–TUESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

We may know a little more about the direction the country is headed by the end of the day.If your thought is ‘due south..way,way south,you’re probably right.

Remember when we had a first lady that epitomized grace,class and poise?Never threw lavish White House parties for her A-list friends?Didn’t travel the world at taxpayers’ expense then tell us how mean we all are?Insist her face be in front of us from every television show and magazine to show off her $500 sneakers and $8.000 jackets?Who was happy being a wife and mother and content in letting them have the spotlight?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. BUSH!

I think I miss her more than W sometimes.

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Funniest EVER book placement at B&N

2013_11 04 B&N shelf tweeted

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