Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

A lot of different things today;I kept bookmarking links until it became impossible to sort through them to cull some really good stuff for you.In the hours I spend scouring the web I come across pictures that I capture and add my own captions for them.I should wait for the Funhouse tomorrow,but hope you get a kick out of some of these.

THE FECKLESS FOURSOME STAND FOR A PHOTO-OP HONORING THE VICTIMS OF 9/11.THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY’D RATHER BE SOMEPLACE ELSE.BARRY AND MOOCH ARE KEEPING THEIR TESTICLES WARM,PLUGS IS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE LEFT HIS.DR. JILL WONDERS IF THE MONEY AND POWER ARE WORTH IT.WHAT YOU SEE ON THE RIGHT IS REAL GRIEF,WHAT YOU SEE ON THE LEFT IS APATHY AND BOREDOM.

Dammit,Mr. President,this is a fox trot… YOU’RE supposed to lead. I…I can’t. I’ve never done it before. I only want the fun stuff. Maybe Putin can take my place.

OK,KIDDIES,HERE’S A QUIZ:
THIS IS
a. Nancy Pelosi without her makeup
b. What lives in Hillary’s panties
c. Al Sharpton’s mama

NOW,JOHN… WE ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU TO SERVE COCKTAILS AT OUR PARTY. YOU KEPT CRYING IN THE MARTINIS LAST TIME. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ THINKS CANTOR IS A CUTIE.

I ENDED UP COMMENTING ON ALMOST EVERY LINK. HOPE YOU ENJOY. IF NOT,YOU’RE NOT GETTIN’ YOUR MONEY BACK!

I’ve been carefully avoiding watching even a moment of Miley Cyrus’ twerk-fest, but Bob and Frankly convinced me to watch this and dang it is FUNNY!

Captain Kirk and crew watch Miley Cyrus performance

Posted by Pistol Pete

Is it war yet?

The Resolute Desk (above) was built from the timbers of the HMS Resolute and was a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes. It is considered a national treasure and icon of the presidency.

Don’t Muslims have a thing about shoe soles and disrespect?
Just asking.

This is FANTASTIC!!

H/t Bluebird of Bitterness

Posted by Pistol Pete

Yesterday’s MLK rally went exactly as expected.The bile flowed like water as speaker after speaker perverted his legacy by fomenting racial hatred and division.Screaming that they’re still victims and wanting more of what the evil ol’ white man has.I avoided the entire charade,given the invitees.

The media made a big deal out of the fact there were no republicans spotted in the crowd.Apparently they asked Boehner and Kantor,but Boney was speaking at another event and Kantor was asked after he’d committed to something else.Given the climate today any non-liberal people of pallor would have been beaten and no one would have seen anything. Besides,my BS-O-Meter would have melted and I can’t afford another one.

Tomorrow’s the funhouse.Don’t know what I’ll have,but I’ll come up with something.I always do.

DEBBIE WASHERWOMAN-DOLTZ HAS MORPHED INTO MEDUSA…COMPLETE WITH VENOMOUS SNAKES FOR HAIR AND A STARE THAT TURNS MEN TO STONE

Posted by Pistol Pete

My mission statement has always been to find things I think the visitors to our garden will find informative,offbeat or just plain funny.Few have the kind of time to devote to a blog like I do,but if you only have a few minutes,please check the link to Dr. Ben Carson’s piece in the Washington Times and the video of Andrea Tantaros’ stirring tribute to her just-passed special needs brother.My heartfelt thanks for stopping.

Today marks the 50th anniversary of MLK’s ‘I have a dream ‘ speech.

The president will give a moving and heartfelt speech about treating everyone equally and decrying the division between the races and vowing to work hard to make Dr. King’s dream a reality…..

Just kidding–he’ll read some horseshit somebody wrote on his telepropmter and go on with his campaign to destroy the country.

THAT VILE WINDBAG BOB BECKEL CALLED SOUTHERNERS A BUNCH OF ‘CRACKERS’ YESTERDAY

THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE GOING TO THE RALLY TODAY SWATHED IN ‘TRAYVON MARTIN LUTHER KING’ SHIRTS

How nice–put a dead thug on a plane with the foremost civil rights leader we’ve ever seen.

HEY,GRUNT…GOT ONE FOR YA

PRESIDENT-IN-WAITING HILLARY IS READY TO LEAD THE TROOPS INTO SYRIA AND KICK ASSAD’S ASS

Posted by Pistol Pete

We have all seen the tsunami of black-on-white crime that’s been going on.This is merely affirmation that Obastard’s plan of dividing the races is working flawlessly.You all know about 88 yr old Delbert Belton and Chris Lane.Just for your consideration (and to save space) I’m putting multiple links in one reply where you can read about:

a 91 yr old man out for a walk beaten and robbed

a 99 year old woman robbed and murdered by a 20 year old burglar

a carjacking that took place with a 73 year old woman inside.The carjacker pulled into a parking lot a few blocks away and pushed her out.

Authorities have not released a description of the suspect in that one.

A Chicago policeman went to aid a woman who was being beaten by a mob and was struck in the head with a baseball bat and got a fractured skull.That one will never be solved because nobody knows nothin’ and if they’re caught red-handed they still deny everything.

There was one today I will not link to.I was so shaken I almost got sick.A disgusting black sow hog put her little piglets on a little  girl riding her Big Wheel down the sidewalk while she filmed it.They screamed at her,hit her,and pushed her off her bike while the sow laughed.They proudly posted it to their facebook page.She has an older boy about 12 who posed for Facebook with his gun.They titled their entry ‘when white people piss off black people.’

Maybe it hit me as hard as it did because that little girl was Miss Olivia a few short years ago.I don’t know where the child’s parents were,but I’m betting they’re looking for a new house.

Children are not born with this kind of hate.They learn this from their parents, friends, and role models.

I will not link to anything about the 50th anniversary MLK get-together; you know exactly how it went.A steady stream of those who make a nice living stirring the ignorant masses into a froth making up the most outrageous lies you can imagine.Why not?Like anybody’s going to say anything about it.Hell with it.Let’s do this.

HEY,GRUNT…DIDJA SEE THIS ONE???

Posted by Pistol Pete

So glad this is Friday.Were it any other day I’d have to report about:

the 89 year old WWII vet beaten to death in a VFW parking lot by two members of the Negroid race

The hot dog seller outside the Home Depot beaten with a hammer by 4 MOTNR for his cellphone

The man found burned to death in an empty Memphis lot by 2 MOTNR

As of this writing no suspects were in custody in any of these cases.

I will not comment further for obvious reasons.

NOW HOW ABOUT SOME FUN?

I HAD TO STEAL THIS ONE FROM BLUEBIRD.

Frankly,I was shocked she posted it at GFC

HEY,GRUNT:DIDN’T WE ALL SUSPECT SHE HAD A BIGGER ONE THAN HER RAPIST HUSBAND?

THE WHITE HOUSE IS PLANNING A CLOSED-DOOR HEARING ON BISEXUALITY NEXT MONTH.REALLY.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Added by CtH, cuz I just saw it at Facebook and Pete NEEDS it in his collection. ::snork::

A friend sent me this link the Dictionary of American Regional English (DARE) @ http://dare.wisc.edu/.

I took the synonym test for fun. I knew maybe half on each list. Totally zoned out on “rear” thinking it was about outhouses. Duh. It went with “raise” … as in “children.” Double duh.

I also learned two new ways to complain when my tummy hurts – collywobbles and mulligrubs. And for bonus, I found a wonderful frog picture for my collection to illustrate it. 🙂