Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

“If at first you don’t secceed,try,try again.Then quit.No sense being a damn fool about it”…..W.C. Fields

So Barry,pretending he gives a shit,calls his top advisors together to come up with a plan to counter the suspected terror attacks on some of our embassies.While they’re doing that,he sneaks out early and gets in a round of golf before heading to Camp David for the weekend.The press are acting very concerned and critical of their messiah.We all know how they really feel.I have a bunch of things queued up,so I’ll go through them and see what I can do.

BIDEN FORGOT HIS DROOL CUP,SO SUSAN RICE HAD TO WIPE HIM BEFORE HE WENT TO HIS SHORT-BUS CLASS REUNION

Posted by Pistol Pete

It’s been a tough week.Finding good news has been harder than trying to find your chewing gum on the floor of the henhouse.

Seems the CIA had a number of operatives on the ground in Benghazi and now they’re trying to hide them to keep them from testifying.Barry is also using the excuse of Russia granting Snowden asylum to duck a meeting with Putin.Understand this….Putin is a real thug.The genuine article.From the first time he saw Bozo he knew he was a bladder full of gas and a hatful of air.Barry never wants to be seen as leading on anything he can be pinned down to.That’s how he survives…by not looking like he had anything to do with the shit he’s perpetrated.

Enough of depressing stuff.It’ll keep for awhile.

PLUGHEAD THINKS HE’S RUNNING FOR PREEZY IN 2016.JUGHEAD WILL HAVE TO HOLD HIS HAND AND LET HIM DOWN GENTLY AS ONLY ONE MAN CAN TO ANOTHER.

(I just threw up a little)

THE NETWORK WHERE WANNA-BES AND NEVER -WERES TOIL IN OBSCURITY,COMFORTED ONLY BY THE FACT THAT EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS EVERY BIT AS STUPID AS THEY ARE

Posted by Pistol Pete

It seems that anymore our nation has turned into a massive,convoluted soap opera rife with bad people doing bad things,stupid people doing stupid things and good people doing good things that never get noticed or mentioned only because people do good works because they’re commanded by God to do so.Tomorrow’s Friday and you know what that means.Meantime I’ll cherry-pick some things I have in queue for today.

WELL,YES,I DID SMOKE A BOWL BEFORE THIS GIG.WHY DO YOU ASK?

SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THIS WOMAN HAD/IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH?

HINT:HE WAS INGRATE OF THE YEAR IN 2008.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Doing this post every day is like getting in your car,starting it up and just taking off.No particular destination,you’ll just know when you get there.

McLAME SAYS IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO DECIDE WHO HE WOULD VOTE FOR BETWEEN SKANKLES AND RAND PAUL.THESE PEOPLE WERE NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN ON THE MARKET FOR 519 DAYS,ASKING PRICE IS $1.00.LOCATION:DETROIT.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Grannyism: ‘If you ain’t the lead dog the view never changes much.’

THIS IS SYDNEY LEATHERS;SHE’S THE OBJECT OF THE SHRUNKEN WEINER’S AFFECTION.SHE’S BRAGGED ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SHES GOTTEN FROM LONELY MEN.READ THE ARTICLE AT THE LINK ABOUT WHAT THE N.Y. MAYOR WANNA-BE DID.TRULY DISGUSTING.

YEESH…THROW A COWBELL AROUND THIS HEIFERS NECK!

THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CRACKAS ARE PUSHING TO MAKE THIS MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY THE NEXT HHS SECRETARY.

HOPEFULLY SHE’LL BE ON THE CREW THAT FLIES TO MARS TO RECLAIM THE AMERICAN FLAG SHE SAID THEY PLANTED THERE.

Posted by Pistol Pete

OKOKOK….I know I’m late.Had a lot of things to do this morning.

First off,I’d like to ask you to join me in offering prayers up for my new friend Knight4GFC at our brother blog.He lives in Hawaii and they are being slammed today by Tropical Storm Flossie,the worst they’ve had since 1992.May Almighty God keep them all safe and whole.

Some things to comment on today,like the soap opera that is the double-entendre joke walking and connecting him to the Klintoons,the left walking around with chubbies thinking Rush is going off the air and NBC making a miniseries called “Hillary.” But they insisit it’s not political.Just a biography of a power-mad shrew that they happen to worship the ground she walks on.

THIS IMAGE WAS ALMOST LEFT OUT OF THE 9/11 MEMORIAL BECAUSE IT WAS “TOO RAH-RAH”

Then it’s time for me to leave

WE GET EXCORIATED FOR DEFENDING THE UNBORN INNOCENTS.FUNNY,THEY SEEM OK WITH THESE JAGOFFS.

Posted by Pistol Pete

I get the sense I’m not the only one feeling burned out about now.

THE FIRST LADY AND HER OFFSPRING RETURING FROM AN OUTING TO SAV-A-LOT WHERE SHE TAUGHT THEM THE SURVIVAL SKILL OF HOW TO SHOPLIFT SMOKED HAMS WHEN YOU’RE OUT OF FOOD STAMPS

NOW THAT HE’S FACING A PRIMARY OPPONENT,’SNAPPIN’ TURTLE’ McCONNELL SUDDENLY WANTS TO HEAR EVERYTHING THE TEA PARTY HAS TO SAY.HE’S ONE OF THEM,YOU KNOW.

Posted by Pistol Pete

It is getting more and more depressing every day watching this once-great country of ours swirl the bowl and see those mainly responsible acting like it’s everybody else’s fault.In 2007-08,unemployment was 4.8% and real GDP was over 4%.The media screamed incessantly it was ‘the worst economy since the great depression’ and we lost.We had a presidential candidate who didn’t really want to win,but the dems also got a majority in the House and a veto-proof majority in the Senate.Fast forward to today.For the 87,953rd time,Obama is “focusing like a laser” on jobs.This is all a distraction to keep the focus off Obamacare,amnesty and all the scandals that would have doomed any other president,but not the golden child.The despicable part is that he will get away with anything he wants.And he knows it.What is worse is there are a pair of Arkansas grifters ready to move back in to finish picking whatever meat is left on the carcass.And I probably won’t live long enough to ever see another republican president.

Added by CtH

I just saw a thing that said: “Is 60 the new 40?”

And I immediately thought, “Of course it is, because WWII baby boomers have always thought everything was about THEM.”

IMHO, I think it may be because they were the first generation to have disposable income and because their sheer numbers made advertisers market specifically to them.

When they were teens, they were the Pepsi Generation. When they hit college, they turned into the Hippie Generation that didn’t trust anyone over 30. Then they got tired of being broke … or maybe their parents got sick of supporting them … so they joined the establishment and made Women Can Have It All their mantra. Then their biological clocks went tick-tock, so oh my goodness, you’d have thought they INVENTED pregnancy and parenting, and 40 became the new 30. Then 50. Now 60.

They were the most self-centered, anti-religious people in American history and they got away with it because they had buying power. But that is rapidly ending as they die off and retire to lower income levels.

KARMA: “It’s short for “What goes around comes around.”

Posted by Pistol Pete

Let us step back for a day to recognize the fact that beyond the corruption,the hypocrisy,the moral abyss and the depraved rants from nobodies trying hard to shout loud enough to be noticed,there’s a world filled with some pretty crazy people.I’m including the link today to the clap on-clap off bra.I figure at this point I’ve crossed the Rubicon of good taste some time ago.

FATSO IS DIVORCING HIS BROOD SOW AFTER 21 YEARS.HE FIRST MET HER OVER THE SNEEZE GUARD AT THE HOMETOWN BUFFET.IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST BITE.