Category Archives: Funny Stuff

We need as many laughs as we can get these days!

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“never look back because something might be gaining on you”…..Satchel Paige

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Damn the torpedoes….FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

THESE ARE CALLED ‘MERTZ PANTS’, NAMED AFTER WILLIAM ‘FRED MERTZ’ FRAWLEY FROM THE ‘I LOVE LUCY’ SHOW

I have a pair of baggy sweat pants I can pull up this high just to irritate DW and crack up the grandkids.Why not just get a pair of Oshkosh bib overalls?We wore them all the time…they wear like iron.

SOMEONE IN THE ROMNEY CAMP MADE GOOD USE OF 200 LEFTOVER SHIRTS BY SENDING THEM TO KENYA

THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE,L.A. TIMES, AND USA TODAY, AMONG OTHERS,CONSIDER THIS PRO-LIFE AD “TOO CONTROVERSIAL” TO PUBLISH

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So much to post,so little space.

So,Barry helped overthrow Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak so his Muslim Brotherhood homey,Mo Morsi, could take over.Turned out to be far worse than Mubarak was.Now the army has stepped in and enacted what could be considered a military coup d’état.They have taken over the state-run TV and will put a ruling council in place until they can hold another election.Meanwhile both the army and Morsi say they will defend what they think is theirs with their blood….which is what separates them from the  weenies in our democrat party.A hangnail would put them in intensive care.They’ve got healthcare coverage,right?

Speaking of which,I believe Valerie ‘Rasputin’ Jarrett convinced Barry that if he didn’t delay the employer mandate until 2015,their party would get pummeled next year.The fact he cannot mandatorily change laws already in force means little seeing as how he’s always gotten away with it.The individual mandate remains in effect.I’ve been waiting since April for approval of my Medicaid application and haven’t heard a word.If it does not get approved,we will owe $700 each as penalty for having no insurance.That’s over a month of my social security.I can’t afford it,so they’ll take it out of my benefits and I’ll still need to get a policy somehow that’s approved.I heard on the radio a lot of employers are getting around the mandate by offering a medical plan that covers almost nothing and has a deductible in the thousands.The employee doesn’t have to take it,as long as they offer it,they’ve fulfilled their obligation.

If anybody in DC has come across our little garden,I’m in deep doo-doo anyway,since suffering in silence is not exactly one of my strong suits.

The kids are all busy tomorrow,so I plan to burn the flesh of some dead animal to celebrate the holiday.I may try to put together a patriotic post for anybody who may stop by for a few minutes.

MORE CHILD ABUSE FROM THE PRO-ABORTS IN TEXAS

THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE FIRST PIC’S SIGN SAYS: “IF I WANTED GIVERNMENT IN MY WOMB,I’D F**K A SENATOR”

THIS LITTLE BOY’S SIGN:STAY OUT OF MOMMY’S VAGINA

What fine role models these parents are.

THE SYMBOL ON THE LEFT IS THAT OF EGYPT’S SALAFIST PARTY

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I had a notion to call this the Monday Outrage Grudge,since you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some outrage against mankind or civility.But Brent Bozell pretty much does that every day over at Newsbusters.Besides,you guys have come to expect a little more than that when you come here.So,I’ll just do the best I can with what I have at hand.

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15 republican senators happily slipped the hangman’s noose around their own necks last night as the democrats marveled silently at their gullibility.I will expose the sellouts.

Supreme Court struck down key provision in the 1964 Civil Rights Act and Barry,Eric,Sheila Jackass Cheetah,Sharptongue and the rest of the race-baiters are bemoaning this carriage of justice.

Obama has permitted Putin,Imadinnerjacket,Xi Jinping,et al. to show America to be a world-class laughingstock

The Zimmerman trial started out yesterday on a bizzare note as one of his lawyers opened his statement with a knock knock joke.

Barry has announced he will mandatorily skyrocket energy prices through executive orders,again proving he ignores laws he disagrees with.

THIS IS ONE OF MY SURPRISED FACES!!

THIS IS TRAYVON’S MAMA AND DADDY;HE EVIDENTLY CALLED ONE OF ZIMMERMAN’S FRIENDS HALF A WORD.HE CALLED HIM A MOTHER******. ZIMMERMAN’S FAMILY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE COURTROOM,BUT MARTIN’S FAMILY CAN SO THEY CAN WHINE TO THE CAMERAS EVERY NIGHT.YOU WOULD THINK WITH ALL THE MONEY THEY GOT HE COULD AFFORD ONE SUIT AND TIE THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT CAME FROM THE SALVATION ARMY.

MEET THE TWO MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

THE RACE HUSTLERS HAVE CONVENED IN SANFORD,FLORIDA TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF THIS CIRCUS

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It seems that with every passing week,I look more and more to Friday just to lighten things up for my pals and maybe get their weekend off to a good start.Faced with the incessant flow of outrages  that we are forced to stand by and watch helplessly is really frustrating and we need to unplug for the sake of our own sanity.

I’m a little late getting started today.We made our weekly pilgrimage to WalMart so I could terrorize the public(see yesterday’s post) and the sky was getting dark when we left home so we took our umbrellas in the store.At one point the lights inside actually went out for a few seconds.I don’t know if they have backup generators but the power came back on.As we got near the checkout I looked outside.The sky was as black as the inside of your hat and the rain was coming down like a cow pissing on a flat rock (I majored in metaphor mixing). Unless you’ve ever seen a cow perform this bodily function you can’t appreciate the concept.About half the checkout registers decided to take the rest of the day off and people were herded from one working checkout to another.

Being the gallant dude I am,I  told DW to wait while I opened my umbrella and pulled the car up so she could get right in.I have a Handicapped placard, so I was only a few yards from the door.The car radio on the way home said that the storm packed 60MPH winds.There was such a volume of hot air you’d think Schumer and Dirtbag were arguing.

On a personal note,my state raised the tax on cigarettes $1 per pack last year.They didn’t raise as much money as they figured,so this Sunday its going up another dollar.So a carton of name brand cigarettes will be about $80.00 around here.It’s much,much higher in Chicago because of the excessive taxes.What always galled me was that anytime the politicians need more money the first thing they do is drop more taxes on tobacco.Cutting spending never enters their minds.I smoked between 1-2 packs a day for almost 40 years.I stopped for good at the end of February,just before I went into the hospital.I never thought I’d find the will to quit,but after a quadruple bypass 10 years ago and now toting a pacemaker and using oxygen for my COPD,it’s all over.My body was warning me this was my last chance.The strange thing is I don’t even miss it.I will confess,though,I get some perverse pleasure thinking about smokers(most of them Obamaphiles) that will pay whatever it costs to get their nicotine fix.

OKAY,ENOUGH!!!!

I have some really good things for you today.Be ready to chuckle,smile,and,oh, have some Kleenex handy;I have a couple stories that will test your tear ducts…I promise.

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