Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

Before I start,make SURE to stop tomorrow.I have some bizarre,wacky,and funny things to post.

Speaking of bizarre and wacky…it seems the Obamas are being welcomed in Europe like the proverbial skunk at a garden party.

What kind of an idiot goes to Northern Ireland and calls for an end to Catholic schools?Our idiot,thats who!

The gang of tr8ors have hammered out a deal which promises tougher border security.They must realize the democrats will agree to ANYTHING to get a bill passed….then all bets are off.Barry only enforces the laws he feels like anyway.I’m praying this can be stopped,but I just don’t know.

Yes,those are real ducklings in this photo

WE ALL MOURN THE PASSING OF ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS OF OUR TIME

I don’t know what his political persuasion was,but I’m posting a youtube he did for the Wounded Warrior Project.

(it has WAY too much Brian Williams and not enough James Gandolfini)

A MAN WAS BUSTED FOR DUI ON ONE OF THESE

Going to WalMart is like going to an amusement park for me.I get in one of these with my oxygen tank and try to arrange drag races with other cart users.It always embarrasses hell out of DW,but she gets a lot of sympathy for having to put up with me

SUCK IT UP,BARACK….WEEZ G’WAN ON SAFARI TO AFRICA NEXT WEEK.Y’ALL CAN CHILL WITH YOUR HOMIES

How the hell did you get a booger on your forehead anyway?

… you know the one?  Baal says he’s holding Sam hostage and is demanding they turn Camulus over to him immediately or he’ll kill Sam and her team but they can’t dial the gate cuz an alien plant has taken over the base and shorted out all the power and Jack tells Baal, “You know, it’s funny. If Sam were here, she’d have this all sorted out like THAT.”

It’s JUST LIKE THAT. See, I would really like to start a bail fund for poor Bob who was rounded up by IRS goons after admitting on-line that although she had engaged in a barter exchange that had resulted in material benefit, she had NO INTENTION of declaring it on her taxes. She is rotting in some hell hole that probly doesn’t even have a new soccer field or ice cream on Fridays like Gitmo does.

The reason this is so Stargatey is that Bob is our Sam. She’s the only techie person we have who could set up one of those piggy bank PayPal thingies so we could actually collect real money … presuming anyone had any to donate, which is doubtful, given the economy. Sigh. I guess she’ll just have to keep on rotting.

But you know me! I always look for the silver lining! Maybe if she behaves herself, they’ll allow her some limited internet access so she can catch up on tagging my blogs and cleaning out the spam filter.

Saw this on Facebook: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’

Absolutely hysterical blog by a mom of 5 suffering from end of school year burn out.

http://jenhatmaker.com/blog/2013/05/30/worst-end-of-school-year-mom-ever

Posted by Pistol Pete

78 YEAR OLD BARBARA EDEN DONNED HER “JEANNIE” COSTUME FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT IN VIENNA,AUSTRIA.SOMEBODY CONVINCE ME THAT HORNDOG BASTARD STANDING NEXT TO HER WOULD NOT HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER IF SHE HAD LOWER STANDARDS

Posted by Pistol Pete

It took some digging,but I have an all-positive news post to start your long holiday weekend.

But first a few words.I share a bench to fold my papers with a black guy who works full time at Fed Ex and does this part-time.We usually talk sports,but I started to mess with him today about all the scandals and the mess Obama is making.He STILL insisted everything was about the mess Bush left.We’re friends and agreed that I wasn’t going to change his mind and he wouldn’t change mine.But it became clear how blindly loyal blacks are to someone they think is one of “them.”

PM Cameron is very cross with the two baddies who hacked off that soldiers head yesterday.When they get out of the hospital they’ll probably get a good thrashing and lose their driving privileges for a year.

There was also rioting by Muslims in Stockholm for the fifth straight night,in my home country of Sweden.There,as well as everywhere in Europe,pods of fanatics who will not assimilate are starting what will become a global assault on Christianity.It’s been happening in Africa and the Middle East for decades.

Frau Lerner refused to quit,so she was placed on ‘administrative leave’ to hide her.

Victoria Nuland,the State Dept. official who never uttered a word that wasn’t put in her mouth by Hillary Clinton, has been nominated for Assistant Secretary of State.Those loyal to the Reich are rewarded.

Yesterday Barry droned on about drones.Today he addressed the Naval Academy on sexual assaults in the military.He neglected to return the Marine’s salute as he boarded Marine one,but did come back to shake his hand.Two breaches of etiquette for the price of one.Another day,another change of subject.Last night NBC never mentioned the IRS scandals but proudly displayed pictures from Barry’s prom.This is what we’re dealing with.

There is proof Holder personally approved of the seizing of James Rosen’s e-mails and phone records.Nothing personal,James… just business.

The dems and the media are in full-blame everything on the racist GOP mode.As the criminal acts become more clear,the harsher and more shrill the sycophants will bawl.

Going to my daughter’s for a cookout this Sunday.Ever since I was hospitalized and she came up to see me and we talked for hours,I feel like I’m a new dad all over again.I have the old wooden pole lamp from Granny’s house that I read by all through my youth and the ornate mirror with a watermill painting on the top that hung at the bottom of the stairway that I saw when I came down every morning.They’re all I have left.I plan to give them to my daughter.We have no room for them and I wanted to keep them in my family.When her daughter and son are grown she can give them to them if she chooses.Both pieces are at or over 100 years,but to me they are a priceless piece of who I am and the man I became.And so is my  child.

YOU DON’T GET IT,CALVIN.HE CARES A DAMN FOR THE WEAK,HE JUST WANTS TO DRAG DOWN THE STRONG

I FORGOT TO MENTION McQUEEG SCOLDING TED CRUZ FOR NOT BEING THE DEMOCRAT SUCKUP THAT HE IS .

THE ONLY GOOD POLLEN…IS POLINATION POLLEN

Catholic, Pro-Life and enormously gifted actor Jim Caviezel and his wife Kerri have adopted two children from China, both of whom had special needs. Most folks know him as Christ in Mel Gibson’s The Passion or his current gig on TV’s Person of Interest. I loved him in Frequency. But he’s got a special place in the Hyphen Clan’s hearts because he gave a wonderful keynote at our kid’s college graduation. This is a good read. Bit of a kleenex alert too. I won’t spoil it for you.

http://liveactionnews.org/jim-caviezel-pro-life-in-hollywood