Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Occupy a few brain cells why dontcha?

Occupy the Farm anti-capitalist uses iPhone

Nothing like tweeting anti-capitalist bs on your iPhone to pass the time at a totally useless protest of … ummm … not sure what. It looks more like an excuse to hang out and smoke dope than anything else.

More excellent mockery of the latest Occupy absurdity @
http://twitchy.com/2013/05/18/occupythefarm-champions-food-independence-solicits-donations-of-salad-reaps-ridicule/

BOB ADDS:

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Well,another day and the plot thickens.Outgoing IRS commissioner Steven Miller appeared before Congress today and didn’t know anything,can’t remember anything,don’t see what the big deal is.He’s leaving anyway,what does he care?Obama operates with impunity because he always has layers of underlings to pass blame on when things go wrong.That’s why he’s still as popular as he is.He’s always campaigning,never wanted to govern.Back to his days in the state senate he was always a reliable “present” vote,because he never wanted to be pinned down on anything.He was the head of the Harvard Law Review and never once wrote an article,and spent a lot of money keeping his transcripts secret.

I heard Rumsfeld comment on Fox that the only thing he ever did claim as his doing was when the SEALs killed bin Laden.The rest of this will never touch him.He will deny,obfuscate,and sacrifice his pawns to protect himself.All these scandals only make a difference to those of us who care about the country.Obamanation doesn’t know or frankly doesn’t care.

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ONCE UPON A TIME WE HAD A PRESIDENT WHO WAS A HUMBLE SERVANT OF OUR MILITARY.REMEMBER?

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Added by CtH … picked this up off Facebook.

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Empty Chair, Empty Podium

Tweet from WH Press Corps: No sign of Jay Carney – now 53 minutes late for his presser

  • Tweet – Oh where, oh where has our little Jay gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
  • Tweet – Carney needed his Maylox/Pepto/Midol cocktail
  • Tweet – Crying in the hallways of the White House.
  • Tweet – Puking up breakfast on the Oval Office rug.
  • Tweet – Hiding under his desk with office door locked and binky in his mouth.
  • Tweet – Has anyone checked under the podium?

2013_05 16 Malkin - Empty Podium ripe for photoshop

Every superhero has to have a sidekick. Captain Zero has Clown Carney.

2013_05 16 Clown Carney and Captain Zero

The post-scandal hamster will now answer all your questions

2013_05 16 The post-scandal hamster to answer all your questions

Source:

http://twitchy.com/2013/05/15/mockery-gold-empty-chair-becomes-empty-podium-where-in-the-world-is-jay-carney-pics/

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About that “fair share” thing

IRS Tea party

Source @ http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/editorials/the_fair_share_white_house_62HQQqezSsSxUGHqpyNulI

H/t itooktheredpill

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Speaking of umbrellas

British Royalty carries own umbrellas

2013_05 16 Presidential Umbrellas

Bush Jet Pilot vs Obama Umbrella Fool

See Marine uniform regs @ http://www.marcorsyscom.usmc.mil/sites/mcub/pages/uniform%20regs%20chapters/Chapter%203_files/Chapter%203.asp

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FOR LOVERS OF THE OFFBEAT, WEIRD AND TRULY FUNNY

Posted by Pistol Pete

I make no promises,but this may be as funny as I’ve done in awhile

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THIS IS EVAN MATHIS;HE’S AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN FOR THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.

HE ACTUALLY PEED ON THE IRS SIGN AND TWEETED IT WITH THE MESSAGE:AUDIT THIS!

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LOVE THIS ONE

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GOTTA LUV THAT MAXINE

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

NOW,CHRISSY,CALM DOWN;THIS JUST HAPPENED AND I INSERTED IT HERE.BARRY HAD MARINES HOLD HIS UMBRELLA FOR 90 MINUTES WHILE  HE PUT FORTH THE BULLSHIT FOR HIS LOYAL SCRIBES.THERE BETTER BE A SHITSTORM OVER THIS.

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SOMEHOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS THE LAST OF IT.

When I first start doing prep for the Grudge each day,I start putting items of interest in queue.I usually wait until 10 or 11 AM to post,because things happen so rapidly.I go over the links and winnow them down to 20 or so.As you can imagine,today’s news is bursting with the too-little too-late truth.

What I have decided to do is do an all-news post,then a wacky post with some really crazy/funny stuff (one of the items is about men enduring simulated labor). You’ll enjoy that.In the meantime,I wanted to do some bullet points.

Barry said he ordered Jack Lew to demand acting Treasury Secretary Wm.Miller’s resignation.He was due to step down in June anyway.

Susan Rice will, indeed, be promoted for her loyalty to the king.

IRS administrator Lois Lerner received $42,000 in bonuses the last three years. Her husband is a bigshot lawyer whose firm held fundraisers and voter registration drives for The Won.You have no idea the degree of incest between politicians,media and lawyers that pervades the seat of power.

So far Barry is over an hour late for his presser with the guy from Turkey.He took one question from one reporterette when he appeared with David Cameron.He may take two today.But don’t expect anything of substance.It’s all lies anyway.

Rumor is that he may have to have Holder resign.Word is he’s looking at the purely racist pig governor of Taxachusetts,Deval Patrick.He’ll probably have to promise his Reichsfeuhrer that he’ll get Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg to retire so he can name him to the Supremes.That way the blacks can have a Supreme Court justice they can be proud of.

Do not think for a second that the media has lost any of their passion for the messiah.Sure,they may whine,but in the end they know he doesn’t care what they say.They all suffer from ‘battered spouse syndrome’.

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UH,I’D LIKE TO BUY AN “A”,ALEX

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Added by CtH, just cuz I needed to find out for myself if the White Hut really is still closed. Yup. It is. And it’s still being blamed on SEQUESTER, which alert readers will recall is short-hand for “Republicans didn’t let us have as big an increase in federal spending as we wanted WAAAAAH.” One guess why getting MORE money translated into “We can’t afford to let people walk through the White House any more” and “We have to short staff flight towers so planes get delayed.”
2013_05 16 Screenshot WH visitors web page

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NOW they care

Media bias Romney

Media stand down on Benghazi

2013_05 IRS targeted tea party groups

NOW they listen

Excerpts from http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/05/the_end_of_the_obama_illusion.html

The Associated Press, whose newsroom and reporters’ personal phone line records were secretly subpoenaed, is collectively owned by members of the mainstream media. As the largest newsgathering organization in the country, it stands for media freedom itself in their minds.

An attack on it is an attack on them.

The love they offered Obama all those years has not been reciprocated. The illusion of Obama the godlike light-bringer, the man who could bring us together, has dissolved into an uncomfortable, soon to be angry, memory.

And therein lies serious peril for President Obama.

Media Obama vs the one we see

The problem is that not only is Obama a liar; he is a phony. And bit by bit, the evidence is becoming clearer to more and more of the people who were taken in.

Once upon a time, Barack Obama rode as high as a politician can get, at least as the big media portrayed him. It’s a long way down.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Am I an overachiever,or what?

Withholder is testifying right now.He’s denying knowing anything about anything,as expected.He and his boss will deny everything and pretty much get away with it.Neither could ever be impeached because they’re black.It will be interesting to see how many dems run as far away as they can before 2014.

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YO,GOSNELL…BEFORE YOU HEAD OFF TO THE SLAM,THERE’S A MINOR SURGICAL PROCEDURE WE NEED TO PERFORM.IT WON’T HURT (US) A BIT!

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I’m late posting today because I was flipping back and forth between Cornhole’s presser and Riechsfeuhrer Holder’s.It seems like the dam that put off making any of these crimes public until after 2012 is close to bursting.Benghazi,the IRS, and now it has been discovered that DOJ grabbed two months’ worth of phone records from the AP.The A freakin’ P!The first thing the White Hut did was point the fingers at Justice.For that kind of phone tap Holder must sign off on it.Meanwhile Corny was as pathetic as ever,trying to defend the indefensible.He was pounded on the IRS audits,which they’ve already admitted to and he said the investigation is still going on and he can’t comment.That’s the way it went all day.

The morning news shows are all sending thank you cards to Angelina Jolie;she announced she’d had a proactive double mastectomy so the talking  heads  could spend their time talking about that instead of covering the lying bastard’s presser yesterday.It strikes me that like most committed radicals he will deny everything in the face of incontrovertible evidence to his last breath.I’m afraid he may slowly be going mad.

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THEY SAY THE EVIL ONLY WEEP FOR THEMSELVES.

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