Category Archives: Funny Stuff

by | May 13, 2013 · 12:34 pm

THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Caught Barry’s presser with David Cameron just now.The first question he got was about the IRS targeting conservatives and the Benghazi coverup.He lied about only finding out about the IRS last week and he claimed that on Sept. 12 he called Benghazi a terror attack.No one dared challenge him on it and he went about wasting ten minutes without saying a thing.Now let’s see if anybody has the guts to call him on his lies or if it gets dropped as usual.

Levin went off last week about why Skankles wasn’t sworn in when she testified in January.After lying under oath got her baby daddy impeached,do you think she’d let herself be sworn in when all she does is lie?Were I her,I wouldn’t fret about republicans calling her on her betrayal,I’d worry about other dems who want the big chair she’s been waiting for.

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TOOK CtH’S POST FROM YESTERDAY A LITTLE FARTHER

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BILL,HAVE YOU HEARD THE PHRASE, ‘ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU’LL NEVER GO BACK?’

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Try to think of Bubba and Mooch doin’ the dirty and try to sleep tonight

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by | May 6, 2013 · 11:16 am

THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

You get a twofer today.

We are finding out Cankles kept the counter-terrorism unit out of the loop the night of the Benghazi massacre.We also know timelines were doctored and susan Rice’s talking points were scrubbed.Any of this would have been grounds for impeachment berfore Obama and will be again after he’s gone.they accomplished what they wanted,was to intimidate witnesses and keep a lid on their traitorous acts until after Barry cheated his way back into office.Of course,Reichsmarshal Heinrich Holder will make sure his superiors are protected.Sure,we know Hillary is as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.The evidence of her complicity in these murders may give a few voters pause in 2016 before they vote for she and that horny hick she’s got papers on.Unless we can somehow change  the culture,that’s the road we’re headed down.

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BRUINS FAN WHO LOST HIS LEGS IN BOMBING GETS WARM RECEPTION

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by | May 3, 2013 · 12:23 pm

THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Before I was hospitalized,I delivered both the Chicago Tribune and the Sun Times.I haven’t bought a paper in many years.I read them online occasionally,mostly for sports scores.I had to finally register to both websites and now they make you pay for membership to read the content.Even my own crummy hometown paper has turned their site to a for-profit website.The last throes of a dying monolith.The Koch Brothers are trying to buy some major news outlets,including the LA Times.The lefties are trying furiously to stop them.Can’t have unbiased reporting,now can we?The staff at the Times announced half of them would quit if the Kochs bought the company.Rush says they should get that in writing.

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/04/30/report-half-of-staff-may-quit-la-times-if-koch-brothers-threaten-lefts-media-monopoly-by-buying-paper/

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DEFINE CHUTZPAH:ON THE NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER OBAMA CALLS ON AMERICANS TO REFLECT ON THE “SACREDNESS” OF LIFE.”…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?SADLY,WE CAN.

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http://www.christianpost.com/news/president-obama-calls-on-americans-to-reflect-on-sacredness-of-life-on-natl-day-of-prayer-95121/

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AFTER OBAMA’S PRESSER,THE TALKING HEADS ALL POINTED OUT THAT BARRY’S “NO LBJ”

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THIS IS A TRAIN OF REFUGEES FROM GUATEMALA,HONDURAS,ET AL.THEY ARE RACING THROUGH MEXICO TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE BORDER BEFORE OBAMA DECLARES AMNESTY.THIS IS A TINY FRACTION OF WHAT HAPPENING EVERY DAY.

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UHH,LIKE WE’RE HERE TO UH,Y’KNOW,PROTEST SOMEYHIN,AND UH,I DUNNO I FORGOT.LIKE THE DINGLEBALLS ON MY HAT,MAN?I WAS KINDA GOIN’ FOR THAT MEXICAN HAMBURGLAR LOOK,Y’KNOW?

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by | May 1, 2013 · 12:59 pm

Please do

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by | April 29, 2013 · 12:11 pm

THE NEW MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Under the new format I just invented,I will confine most of the political stuff to the header,so you can skip it and go straight to the silliness.I reserve my constitutional right to rant,and rant I shall.Kind of a right-wing Andy Rooney.Today’s rant is on the White House Correspondents Dinner,hereafter referred to as WHCD,since I don’t type worth a crap anyway.It’s a gathering of jaded assholes.
I’m hoping everybody had something better to do.The one thing I did notice was that Willie and Korie Robertson from Duck Dynasty were there as guests of CBN.I’m sure there were a few whispers about the hillbillies.Everybody had on their tuxes,Willie shows up in a suit with the shirt sleeves sticking out,the tie is too short,he has on camo shoes,his belly hangs over his belt,like mine,and he was the only one there with a headband.And I’ll bet he couldn’t care less what anybody thought of him.He’s got millions of dollars and a smokin’ hot wife.

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Tom Brokaw didn’t attend this year.He felt having Lindsay Lohan there made it a freak show.He also warned that they looked like the chosen ones in Louis the XIV’s France.

Read here:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/04/26/Brokaw-Rips-WHCD-Were-Versailles

OUR SARAH TWEETED:

That was pathetic. The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these DC assclowns throw themselves a

The media wasted no time unsheathing the long knives,pointing out she was there a few years ago.She still lives in their skulls.

Enough crap for today.ON WITH THE FUN!!!

THIS IS NO JOKE…GUESS WHERE BARRY WAS BEFORE THE WCHD DINNER?YUP,YOU GUESSED IT.I THINK THIS MAKES 130 ROUNDS.

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It can't be Monday already

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True story:my youngest asked me when she was 5 if Paul McCartney was really in a band before Wings.I assured her that he was.

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by | April 27, 2013 · 4:17 pm

My picks from #YouJustPulledAnObama

  • If this might be your real student ID, then #YouJustPulledAnObama

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  • If you say “God Bless You” to a group of people who rejoice in partially born babies being torn apart
  • If you have never wasted a tragedy to forward your agenda
  • If you say “sequester” when flight delays disrupt citizens while “funding abortion” with $450 Million from taxpayers
  • If you campaign promised “I will NOT take your guns away” and then support gun control everywhere
  • If you helped orchestrate the mortgage financial crisis with sub prime loans and are now going to offer the same BAD loans
  • If you think the Tea Party is a greater threat to national security than Islamic extremists
  • If you went to bed while 4 Americans were murdered, then hid those that survived
  • If you think the Tea Party is a terrorist organization, but Bill Ayers was just some misunderstood protester
  • If you cut the Mititary Tuition Assistance Program and then offer ILLEGALS college tuition assistance
  • If you blame ATMs and the weather for unemployment
  • If you think you did me a favor by making my healthcare unaffordable
  • If you sent troops into harm’s way without congressional approval
  • If you try to pick my pocket and then call me greedy for grabbing your wrist
  • If you never attend any meetings of your Jobs Council while America experiences highest unemployment in history
  • If you want to reward illegal immigrants and punish legal immigrants
  • If your fans can’t list anything but your skin color as an achievement
  • If your Attorney General equates illegal immigration with “civil rights”
  • If you and everybody who worships at your altar claims you are a genius but you won’t let anybody see your transcripts
  • If you blame congress when your party had full control of congress your first 2 years
  • If you were stupid enough to blame the Benghazi jihadi terror attack on a you tube video
  • If you hired someone to forge a birth certificate just to shut Donald Trump up
  • If you want gun control but go nowhere without armed guards protecting you
  • If a judge needs to tell you that you can’t decide what laws you won’t enforce
  • If the only thing your Obamabots can say to defend you is “Republicans are Racist”
  • If it took you years to present a budget and then no one voted for it, not even Democrats
  • If you never take responsibility for anything bad
  • If you prefer people who step on American flags over those who wave them
  • If you say it’s irresponsible to pay for our debt using future generations $, and then spend at 3x’s the rate of Bush
  • If you think a socialized welfare state will work here even though the same concept has collapsed the EU economies
  • If you called the woman who raised you a racist while idolizing the dead beat who abandoned you as an infant
  • If you let matters of national importance sit on your desk for weeks++ because you can’t make a decision
  • If you had to check with Valerie and Michelle before sending SEALs to get bin Laden
  • If you ever gave the Queen of England an IPod of your speeches
  • If you give Mexican Drug Cartels free weapons but want gun control for US citizens
  • If you love abortion while claiming to care about “the children”
  • If you send half a billion dollars to Palestinian terrorists while air traffic controllers get furloughed
  • If you claim a human fetus isn’t human, while declaring conservatives are ‘science deniers’
  • If you claim to be a big Chicago White Sox then say they play at “Cominskey Park”
  • If you want to model America’s gun laws on those that made Chicago the most violent city in America
  • If your horrible policies are responsible for the rise of the Tea Party
  • If you have a fake SSN
  • If you can consistently lie to people for over 5 years and still have supporters
  • If you’ve ever claimed transparency while hiding every single fact about your past
  • If you campaigned on your “foreign policy experience” but missed 60+% of your intelligence briefings
  • If you win a Nobel Peace Prize then blow the hell out of hundreds of men, women, & children with drone strikes
  • If your Attorney General refuses to pursue criminals because they’re black
  • If your people voted for a healthcare plan for the public that exempted them
  • If you think pregnancy is an STD and babies are a punishment
  • If you arm Mexican Cartels with US guns better than you arm your border patrol
  • If you murdered innocent women and children in a country we’re not even at war with
  • If you claimed to care about the poor, then made them all poorer
  • If you do nothing when your ambassador is killed, but put the man who stole your teleprompter in jail for 7 years
  • If you like foreign dictators more than American patriots
  • If you wrote a racist, quasi-fictional novel called “Dreams Of My Father” and then campaigned on equality
  • If you campaigned on equality, then spent your entire time in office aggravating racial tensions
  • If you’ve convinced your followers that all opposition to your policies is due solely to your skin color
  • If your coach benched you because you sucked and you whined about what a racist he was
  • If you pay celebrities to come to your house but lock the doors to the citizens paying your salary
  • If you think there are 57 States
  • If you think the Constitution doesn’t apply to you, and you can just ignore laws that you don’t like
  • If you think what Gosnell did to living babies is a “reproductive choice”
  • If you spend $ trillion more per yr than Bush while still blaming his spending for the economy
  • If you think a woman getting raped is an excuse to kill a living fetus
  • If your presidency is so horrible that it is easy to keep this hashtag going
  • If your presidency is so horrible, I am tired out from reading all these tweets
  • If your drooling fans think we made all this stuff up

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by | April 26, 2013 · 5:59 pm

THE FRIDAY CHANGE OF FORMAT GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

After much thought I have decided to concentrate on less political news items.I figure the real big stories you’ve already heard about.You’re still free to discuss whatever you wish,but I’ll do my best to bring some light into the garden.

Obama spoke before Planned Parenthood and was so overcome with joy he almost came in his pants.There is a youtube of his speech I will not post and many others have commented how disgusting we already know he is.

Some days the Grudge will be short,some days more links than videos.I have some really good youtubes for you today.

As always,feel free to add anything you like.I’ll post again Monday.

THE PRESIDENT LEADS THE NATION IN A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE BOSTON VICTIMS.

ALONE.IN HIS OFFICE AND RELEASED LATER TO THE PUBLIC.

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THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS ARE FROM THE DEDICATION OF THE BUSH LIBRARY

DURING THE PRAYER,NOTICE WHO’S HOLDING HANDS AND WHO’S HOLDING NOBODY’S.

READ:WE REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE UP HERE WITH THESE WHITE FOLK

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TWO WOMEN WITH BEAUTY AND CLASS,TWO POWER-HUNGRY ANIMALS AND MISS ROSALYNN,THE POTTED FERN

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MRS. BUSH: “GEEZ,THIS GUY REEKS OF STALE TOBACCO SMOKE AND BODY ODOR.DOESN’T HE EVER BATHE?”

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by | April 26, 2013 · 9:24 am

North America

Tweet – Canada: America’s Hat.

Reply – Poor Mexico.

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by | April 26, 2013 · 9:10 am

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by | April 24, 2013 · 4:37 pm

THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

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SOMEBODY AT  TLS MUST READ THE GRUDGE.HE CALLED HIM JOKER TWO DAYS AFTER I DID

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