Posted by Pistol Pete
A little bit of politics,a little bit of peculiar stuff and some videos.What more could you ask for?
Category Archives: Funny Stuff
THE RETURN OF A MAN CALLED PETE
Posted by Pistol Pete
I’ve been meaning to post for the last few days but never seemed to get around to it.I’ve kept up with the news online as best I could,but the stupidity is ceaseless.I’ll try to post some of the more interesting things I’ve gathered because I do tend to go on when things get out of hand.I do have some interesting non-political items,which I think we all like,just for a change.
EYE BLEACH ALERT IN 3…2…1
NEW OFFICIAL PORTRAIT OF THE WATER BUFFALO
WHOEVER DID THIS SCULPTURE OF BIGFOOT MADE IT LOOK SO LIFELIKE…SHAG HAIRCUT AND ALL
CHRISSY’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH CAT AND DOG PICTURES
Filed under Funny Stuff
Dogs and Cats
Just cuz these crack me up!
BOB ADDS:
Fluffy gets arrested for possession of catnip.
Filed under Funny Stuff
The FemiNazis are coming for your panties
The anti-panty crowd had supporters:
- the word panties upsets me to the point where if someone says it i give them a dirty look and im not sure why
- The word panties makes me want to throw up
- I HATE the word panties
- I also abhor the word “panties”.
- The word “panties” makes me cringe.
- If you say the word “panties” then I will walk away.
But the anti-antis were loads funnier:
- This is right up there with the petition asking Obama to “stop using the ‘wives, mothers, & daughters’ rhetorical frame that defines women by their relationships to other people.”
- So the word “panties” has got their, um, panties in a wad?
- Isn’t it refreshingly cathartic to learn that knee jerk, Pavlovian students of Wymmin’s Studies get upset at a word accepted as common parlance and vernacular for more than a century?
- Word Police, get a life. Please.
- Apparently liberal women dislike the word “panties” which means I probably need to find ways to use it more often.
- But dressing up AS A VAGINA IN PUBLIC is OK?
- if you hate them that much then just go commando and STFU!
- Asinine. Is this what American feminists are really worried about? How about women’s rights in Iran? Or gettin’ me a sammich?
- Does this mean the word ‘panties’ will have the same effect on feminists as garlic has on vampires? No downside there.
- I should’ve hung my panties around my neck where they would be available to wave at silly females who ignore the fact that the battle for women’s rights has already been fought and won.
- I hate the word “panties,” too, but I think in light of that article, I’ll have to learn to love it.
- I’m ahead of the game. I always call them ‘bloomers,’ anyway.
- Panties, Panties, Panties, Panties, Panties, Panties, Panties
Graphic Language Alert!
#RenamePanties
Kitty Kondos ~_^
Vagina Jockeys
Spanks would be too close to Spanx, but Skanx is available.
Undiehose
Crotch pocket
Bush protectors
Under the back crack sack
Sources:
http://twitchy.com/2013/02/16/gird-your-loins-ladies-feminists-are-coming-for-your-panties/
Filed under Feminism, Funny Stuff
Peach files a report
N.b., the date on the report is February 8, 2013. The Brits write the date day-month-year.
Filed under Funny Stuff
THE SATURDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
DW is coming home today.I have to start making the bed again and I put off getting groceries for two days so I gotta do it soon.She left me a list,which is helpful.The difference when I shop alone and when we go together is that like a lot of women,a lot of things end up in the cart that weren’t on the list.Before I met her,I asked DD to help me with my Christmas shopping.We went to the mall,I gave her my list and my card and settled in to wait.Two hours later,she showed up with two little packages.
‘That’s all you bought?’
‘Dad,that’s the difference between men and women–women shop,men buy.’
It’s true.We men go to a store,we know what we want,we buy it and we’re gone.Maybe that’s why lionesses do all the hunting.They have the patience we lack.
Filed under Funny Stuff
The lamest stream yet
Marco Rubio took a sip of water [:21]
Between at 5 a.m. and 11 p.m. Wednesday, MSNBC played the tape of Sen. Marco Rubio taking a drink of water 155 times. Rachel “There’s No Preamble to the Constitution” Maddow played it 101 times in a row during her show.
The meme was that his awkward pause to wet his whistle was going to End His Career! (They wish. It gripes ’em No End that the Hispanic Senator from Florida is … gasp … a Republican.)
Methinks they made such an absurdly big deal about this because they couldn’t risk talking about anything he had actually SAID.
Source:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/feb/14/msnbc-plays-rubio-sip-155-times/
BOB ADDS:
Filed under Funny Stuff, Marco Rubio
THE VALENTINE GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Happy Valentine’s day to all.Sadly,after nearly 20 years of marriage,DW has left me.She’s going to stay with her dad.
She’s threatened to come back Saturday.Dammit.
What is it about women that once they become a mother they never lose the instinct?Before she left,she emptied the dishwasher so she wouldn’t come home to a sinkful of dishes.She put enough TV dinnners,pot pies,soup,canned pasta,leftover barbeque beef and tuna casserole in the fridge to last two weeks.She also leaves post-it notes around like:put socks in laundry basket,set the alarm clock,lock the door,etc.I swear she must not think I managed before I met her.I don’t complain,though.I’m too afraid of making her mad.People think I’m kidding when I tell them I’d rather shave a bobcat’s ass in a phone booth than to make her angry.I’m not.
ADDED BY CTH WHO WASN’T GOING TO DO ANYTHING SNARKY FOR VALENTINE’S DAY, BUT PETE STARTED IT SO THERE!!!!
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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Well,my hair quit hurting,my agita quit acting up and the medication has kicked in.Most news today is obviously on last nights fiasco.BTW, the ratings for viewership cratered.Guess a lot of folks found other things to do.
ISN’T IT A PITY THAT THE MEDIA HAVE THEIR KNICKERS IN A TWIST OVER A WATER BOTTLE,BUT 4 MURDERED AMERICANS ARE NOT WORTH MENTIONING?
Filed under Funny Stuff, State of the Union
Tweeting Suzi Parker
Feb 12, 2013 at 8:52 AM: Journalist Suzi Parker mistakes an internet SATIRE piece as serious news and uses it as the basis for her Washington Post story about what a totally washed up, contemptible, bubble-brained idjit that Sarah Palin is. It took WaPo until 5:55 PM to correct the boobie’s boo boo.
Meanwhile, tweeters revealed the true source of the story @ http://dailycurrant.com/2013/02/04/sarah-palin-join-al-jazeera-host/ and demonstrated that it is that woman, Ms. Parker, who is the contemptible, bubble-brained idjit in this scenario.
- Tweet: Suzi Parker tries to stay competent . . . Fails.
- Tweet: The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome & ‘journalism’ meet.
- Tweet: Today we found the Princess of Make-crap-up-istan.
- Tweet: Suzi Parker can’t see satire from her house.
- Tweet: Innocent error, I always get Al Gore and Sarah Palin mixed up too.
- Tweet: For her next trick, Suzi Parker will blame asteroids on global warming.
- Tweet: WaPo, Break egg, throw on face.
- Tweet: WaPo, Better correction: Sorry our journalistic ethics are overshadowed by our hatred for Sarah Palin.
- Tweet: WaPo, Better correction: We were so gleeful over seeing another story bashing a Conservative that we didn’t bother to fact check. Oops!
- Tweet: Suzi, How do you keep your job? Oh yeah it’s the wapo.
Yes, the original story was SATIRE, and clearly so. Other recent blogs @ The Daily Currant include:
Congressman Yells ‘Go Back to Kenya’ During State of the Union;
Obama to Declare America A ‘Socialist State’; and
Police Shoot Jazz Band Members In Dorner Manhunt.
At its About page, TDC says:
Our mission is to ridicule … Our stories are purely fictional.
Oops.
Best Tweets from Sarah herself:
@SarahPalinUSA – Hey @washingtonpost, I’m having coffee with Elvis this week. He works at the Mocha Moose in Wasilla.
@SarahPalinUSA – WaPo & like-minded MSM entities, you’re about as credible as, well, Barack Obama. Can’t wait for tonight’s SOTU to point out more examples.
- Tweet: Bless your heart, Ms. Parker. We are laughing at you, not with you.
- Tweet: There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times.
Sources:
http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/pic-suzi-parkers-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day/
Filed under Funny Stuff, Media Bias, Sarah Palin
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